Wednesday, November 7th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 6th!

'Tragic Mike' is an award-winning documentary about the evils of Hollywood and how quickly your luck can change, starring Channing Tatum and Matthew McConaughey.- steviegene

Runners-up:

The opening act for Carrie Underwears, Jimmy Commando. - herroyalflyness

In case you ever wondered who plays the organ during CO$ services. - OurMissC

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herroyalflyness's picture

Funny people! Congrats wieners!

Sweetas's picture

Fricking LOL!! Congrats winners!!

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Mel-Tang's picture

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Vern's picture

Laugh my pants off Hookers!!!!!

Yay Fab Miss C!!!!!!!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

christine the hoff's picture

Very nice, winners! extra points for being able to concentrate on anything other than the election yesterday.

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"The stars shone. The gate creaked.The air was fresh."

OurMissC's picture

Congrats to steviegene and herroyalflyness, good job! Thanks MK!

"Don't hate. Excel." - the divine Sweetas

boredasfuckyo's picture

Hahahahaha! The winner was a good choice! Congrats to all the funny sloots!

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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"

Whamo's picture

After his defeat against Obama, Mitt Ronmey retires and does what he's aways wanted to do and that's be the Piano Man at a nude retirement home.

Aquarianne's picture

He's playing Beethoven's 5th Symfanny.
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“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
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fleawatch's picture

" There's an old man sittin' next to me, making love to his colonic and gin....."

Willie Nelson rule no. 1 - Never buy from a guy you don't know.

Edna -E- Mode's picture

Prince 1980s: Dance! Music! Sex! Romance!
Cuntry Bumpkin 2010s: Sit! Piano! Play! No Pants!

Man, that guy takes Moonlight Sonata really seriously!

And for my encore, I now give you: Beethoven's second movement.

herroyalflyness's picture

Angelina defends Brad's "Montenegro style."

boredasfuckyo's picture

VH1 presents Behind the Story: Naked Cowboy.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"

Mrs. Voorhees's picture

"Well, we're all in the mood for a melody. And you've got us feeling Andy Dick."

skabazzle's picture

Daniel Day-Lewis is already balls-deep in his next character interpretation of Willie Nelson.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Matthew Mcconaughey has traded in his bongos for piano.

dancehalldaze's picture

I thought Joaquin Phoenix was done with that documentary.

Spkheller's picture

And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what is Brad Pitt doin' here?"

tojo's picture

Tinkling the ivories usually just means playing a little ditty...

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skabazzle's picture

Xtina's spirit animal, Willie Peena. Neither believe in wearing pants and both will sit down and belt out a song to scare the hair off your body and onto their weaves.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

justincase's picture

Now that Willie Nelson has a weed card he can take on that permanent gig in Humboldt County.

upstatestruggler's picture

The Frigged Lebowski

"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK

upstatestruggler's picture

I thought I hated that Jo Capone or whatever character from the VMAs but Lady Gaga is really scraping the bottom of the vial with this one

"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK

Times Square has the Naked Cowboy, Key West has pantsless Jimmy Buffett

Sweetas's picture

Submitted by Reesey C on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 7:29pm.
Pepaw made sure to wear his shirt and shoes, but misunderstood the service part of the sign.

LOLz!!

He's not very good, but he just found out they were actually auditioning "PIANISTS".

Spider73's picture

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.

Strepsi's picture

Come on down to Tex and Edna Boil's Honky Tonk Emporium, where this week only you can get your cowboy duds 50% off !

Spider73's picture

I ride the dongs that make the whole world sing.

I really am happy that Uncle Rick got a gig at that rest stop on the interstate, since he was always hanging around outside of it anyway. It's just embarassing when he forgets to put his pants back on.

matthew mcconaughey forgets to shave for his xmas card pic

Brad Pitts NOW sees himself as a Pianist, just add it to the list of his other "artistic" endeavors.

Ashton Cruz's picture

This is definitely not what I expected when I bought the uncensored blu ray version of Magic Mike after reading on the box that it included a deleted solo scene of Mathew Mcconaughey playing with his huge instrument. Damn you Disney!!!!!!!

When Jon Hamm goes on vacation he likes to do two things: 1) let the facial hair grow and 2) let the Hammloaf out to tickle the ivories.

LawDog's picture

This is what Geraldo Rivera uncovered in the Secret Vault of Hallmark Cards

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RandéSleepover's picture

Submitted by Ikcor on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 7:07pm.

Joe Simpson was very polite when he approached this gentleman and asked, "Sir, may I push in your stool?"

Lolllllll!

RandéSleepover's picture

Me? Jess tinklin' the ivories.

OurMissC's picture

Coming to theaters: No Country for Old Men - The Musical

Holy Moly! They have officially created a time machine and what do they take a picture of from the future?? Matthew McConaughey at age 70!

herroyalflyness's picture

Boney knees and ivories

'Tragic Mike' is an award-winning documentary about the evils of Hollywood and how quickly your luck can change, starring Channing Tatum and Matthew McConaughey.

Reesey C's picture

Pepaw made sure to wear his shirt and shoes, but misunderstood the service part of the sign.

herroyalflyness's picture

He prefers acoustic music, because it's really stripped down.

citizenstrange's picture

You know, upside down that stool would seat four.

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My favorite all-time name for a British punk rock band.

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