Jon's Hammaconda Endorses Obama
I know, ANOTHER post about this election shit. But this one isn't really about the election. It's an excuse to post this picture of Jon Hamm's hamm log getting all patriotic and shit at an Obama rally. You can't tell from this picture, but Jon's obese crotch hose is wearing an Uncle Sam top hat.
“I had a 13 year old girl come up to me in Colorado -this is a dead true story- and say, 'Well, you’re a wealthy white male… why are you here?' And I was like, first of all, that’s the greatest question I’ve been asked on this entire tour. But secondly, she had conflated somehow in her head that only people vote for their own kind. And I made sure to tell her that that’s absolutely not the case. I vote for what I think is best for all of us. Not simply for me. And that’s unfortunately the message that the other side wants to get across, is you just take care of yourself and you build a fence around yourself and no one else gets help. That’s not how I was raised, that’s not the America I wanna live in and that’s not the America that I believe in.”
Jon Hamm didn't say the other reason why he's rallying for Obama. One day while he was spooning with his dick, his peen turned its head around and nuzzled into his neck for a second before whispering in his ear, "Vote for Obama, it'll make me extra happy for the next for the next four years." This is a very important endorsement since Jon's Hammcock is the current sitting President of West Coast Peens.
And here's Jon Hamm and his partner Jennifer Westfeldt leaving Little Dom's restaurant in L.A. last night. If Obama wins this election, Jon Hamm better take to the streets to play "Yankee Doodle Dandy" on his extra long skin harmonica (hammonica?).