Tuesday, November 6th 2012

Night Crumbs

In "Girl, You So Arty" news, Sienna Miller proudly puts her pregnancy bush and pancake pop nipples on display in the name of art! - Lainey Gossip

Joanna Krupa needs to stop, because the only beauty from The Real Housewives of Miami who should be posing in staged bikini pictures is La Bruja - Hollywood Tuna 

American hero tries to citizen's arrest a cop - Drunken Stepfather

I'm okay with this as long as in the first scene a rabid Wookie chews off Han Solo's earring - IDLYITW

If Jessica Simpson had a cookbook, Kit Kat lasagna would be her star recipe - The Berry 

The woman in the red sweater can't believe she waited hours in the cold to see that basic trick - Popoholic

Penny Marshall looks awful - The Superficial 

The epitome of a dim dumb bitch is a Jesse Tyler Ferguson fan who is anti-gay - Towleroad

Kirstie Alley is that bitch who thinks every man wants her  - Celebitchy

If Taylor Swift ever wanted to unite the world in barf, she'd publicly release the text messages she sends that Kennedy boy - ICYDK

Laura Linney is a regularly LiLo - Cityrag

Olivia Wilde looks like she has giant panty liners on her chest - I'm Not Obsessed

World War Zzzzzzz - Just Jared

The hell is Marion Cotillard wearing? - Popsugar

The hell is Jay Leno wearing? - Moe Jackson 

Did I really need to see a piece of Soulja Boy's shaft rising out of his pube bush? - (NSFW) OMG Blog

Budweiser needs to stop, because no self-respecting alcoholic gets drunk on beer  - Videogum

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Submitted by agirl on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 8:18pm.
How do these women not gain a single pregnancy ounce anywhere BUT the belly? It's not fair.

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How? Eating disorder, that's how. Look at that pic. She is pregnant, and you can see her RIBS. Not healthy.

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Not necessarily. For the most part it has to do with genes. I'm about as pregnant as her is this pic and I look just the same. And I eat plenty.

Get Serious's picture

Pregnant or not, I'd still boff Sienna...

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iHeartHaters's picture

Wow Kirstie...buttloads of finesse there O_o

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HeddaHopper's picture

Why wait & hope for Taylor to release her tweets??? I say hack her! Joe Jonas' mommy had to take the phone out of his trembling hand and inform her that they had indeed broken up, poor Joe was that terrified.

Altho, to be fair, she did not boil his pet bunny in a pot while he was out frolicking with his brothers! That was an unverified rumor.

In fact, the only boyfriend she didn't stalk was Jon Mayer. He discovered the secret! All he had to do was wave his dick in her face, like garlic in front of a vampire, and she ran howling like a banshee! This was verified by my "sources."

Put 'em away love. No-one wants to see your homewreckin' rusty nips.

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Marion Cotillard can do no wrong IMO... she is so beautiful.

I love Laura Linney.

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oh FFS. Keep those photos between yourself and your husband/fiance/boyfriend/whatever. Please don't put them out for public consumption.

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"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

CokeyBloke's picture

Do I need to say it?
Sienna, dear, NO THANK YOU.

I'm not a fan, but she looks great. Seriously: thanks for showing what a pregnant woman really looks like! I just wish I had looked as skinny when I was pregnant!

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Submitted by mharker on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:34am.
I really thought that was Kate Hudson. But whatever; I'd rather see artsy crap than the cutesy "pregnant photo ideas" I see on Pinterest. Note to pregnant ladies: no one wants to see pictures of your belly wrapped in Christmas ribbon, painted like a baseball, or with anything drawn on it.
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Stoney's picture

Love you too, sush!!
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Mel-Tang's picture

Sienna is the debil!

Put your clothes back on, whore.

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 10:13pm.

Jesus christ, why do pregnant women always have to get naked? Put your fucking clothes back on, skank.

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Hekki's picture

LOL, skabazzle. I was going to say that her arms look like an older lady's. The skin going a little slack, but you can still see the muscles because she's working out like a motherfucker to keep from getting bingo wings.

This sounds terrible but I fucking hate to see someone else's pregnancy photos.

mharker's picture

I really thought that was Kate Hudson. But whatever; I'd rather see artsy crap than the cutesy "pregnant photo ideas" I see on Pinterest. Note to pregnant ladies: no one wants to see pictures of your belly wrapped in Christmas ribbon, painted like a baseball, or with anything drawn on it.

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Stoney's picture

It is NOT just the celebrities. I have bitches on my facebook topless and holding their big ole preg boobs. Pinterest is overrun with half naked maternity shoots. Shit is everywhere.
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Mrs. Voorhees's picture

"Artsy," "Fancy," "Classy," "Complimentary," "Meal," "Moist," "Tasty," and a shitload of other words just piss me off.

skabazzle's picture

She has the opposite of T-Rex arms in this pic, whatever the name for that is. Seriously, they're completely out of proportion with the rest of her body and the white hair makes her look even more alien-esque.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 10:13pm.

Jesus christ, why do pregnant women always have to get naked? Put your fucking clothes back on, skank.
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They're trying to outdo Demi. She was still on her first or second face then, so she looked like she was really naturally beautiful. She did it, now every preggers famewhore has to do it. Barf.

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Kirstie fucking WISHES Patrick Swayze gave her the time of day. She's lying her fat off.

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Scott in NYC's picture

That picture of Sienna....did anyone else's computer just get herpes?

Kizzy's picture

Sienna, you ugly, girl. Your skin is ugly. Your baby bump is pretty, congrats on no map-like stretchmarks. But I gotta ask, what the fuck has been gnawing on your armpit, bitch?

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Uncle Brain-fart's picture

agirl, not to defend slutbag up there, but i had a belly like that. You could see my ribs and i had a huge belly that looked like it was glued onto my body. And i ate like a fucking pig during my pregnancies, dont have an eating disorder.. (granted, i craved healthy foods) Different bodies, different pregnancies.

Dion flowerboy's picture

Holy Shit I thought that was some old lady-sorry desert flower from Arizona.

Anita Bidet's picture

I've never seen Sienna in anything and only know her from gossip sites. apparently she's a skank homewrecker is that right?

agirl's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 8:18pm.
How do these women not gain a single pregnancy ounce anywhere BUT the belly? It's not fair.

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How? Eating disorder, that's how. Look at that pic. She is pregnant, and you can see her RIBS. Not healthy.

agirl's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 8:17pm.
*takes the cocoa butter from the shelf*

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Oh that's right! You like the pregnant wimmins!

Wow, first John Travolta, and now poor Patrick Swayze? Kirstie Alley is officially turning into that insane lady who thinks every man is in love with her, even if they turn her down or run away screaming from the sight of a vagina.

Has she got a new series coming up? Why is she suddenly blabbing her bizniz all over the place?

And I agree with you guys, totally disrespectful to his WIDOW.

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agirl's picture

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/06/2012 - 10:13pm.
Jesus christ, why do pregnant women always have to get naked? Put your fucking clothes back on, skank.

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Just what I was going to say, but you said it better than I would have.

LoCoJo's picture

I should've just been content with salivating over the Hamm Log, but no, I just HAD to click on the Sienna & Soulja links. Suffice to say, I've filled my bush quota for the day & then some.

Stoney's picture

Jesus christ, why do pregnant women always have to get naked? Put your fucking clothes back on, skank.
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Daniee's picture

Ive always thought that Sienna has a fabulous set of breasts.
That dude doing the citizens arrest - what a dick!

justincase's picture

Sienna - what an original famewhore idea, NOT.

dbella's picture

Kirstie Alley is either full of shit or (if she's telling the truth) MADE of shit, because the man is dead and needs to be left in fucking peace. She has no right and there is no need to make statements so hurtful to his wife who is a decent, lovely human being. It all serves no purpose except to get her more publicity. She needs to GTFO.

joe shmoe's picture

Patrick Swayze was divine in North and South.

Classy of Kristy to tell all the dirty deets now while admitting she spoke at his funeral as one of his close friends -- but is not sure if Swayze's widow is *aware* of the relationship she had with PS. I guess she is now. *rolling eyes*

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Tigerlilly's picture

Tyra would say she's losing her neck and I detect no 'smizing' so Ima gonna have to declare it a modeling fail, Sienna, please pack your bags....

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RandéSleepover's picture

Gotye did it better.

Joanna Krupa might be hot if not for HER FACE and her douchey fake fiancé.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by TOPANGA: "I know that photo of Sienna is supposed to be "natural", "beautiful" and "artsy" and all that jazz, but at first glance I thought that was a photo of a bloated old lady. "

Me too, Topanga. LOL.

Migraineuse's picture

If Lainey were any further up Sienna Miller's butt, Miller would be pushing out twins.

This so-called "art" just exploits women in the same way naked-lady art has always done. Ain't nothing new or cool about it.

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TOPANGA's picture

I know that photo of Sienna is supposed to be "natural", "beautiful" and "artsy" and all that jazz, but at first glance I thought that was a photo of a bloated old lady. I always get her and Kate Moss mixed up,both are equally homely looking in my opinion.

And I really need Kirstie Alley to have a seat with these "we were totally in love!" stories that she obviously conjoured up in that insecure head of hers. I expect Patrick Swayze to pull a Ghost move and come back and b*tch slap her for that lie.
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gotDAYUM!

if she was a dog, i'd be putting an extra can of food in her bowl.

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M.E.'s picture

How do these women not gain a single pregnancy ounce anywhere BUT the belly? It's not fair.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

*takes the cocoa butter from the shelf*

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TexnDoc's picture

Marion Cottilard is wearing what seems to be trendy these days: the art deco nun look. Like they belong to some super-hip convent.

oceanlover998's picture

Penny Marshall looks awful - The Superficial
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