Getting Plastered On The Job: Diane Sawyer Is Just Like Us!
You weren't the only one drunkenly slurring out nonsense about exclamation points and music (Wurr's da muzak?!) during last night's 12-hour-long America's Next Top President season finale, so was Diane Sawyer. Maybe! Since the Food Network didn't air a special election night cocktail party hosted by Drunk Ass Sandra Lee and NBC made the wrong decision by not making Kathie Lee Gifford the star of their election night news coverage, somebody had to get drunk and deliver the news with a slur and that somebody was Diane Sawyer.
As George Stethoscopeolous sat there, dreading the moment when he'll have to hold back Diane's hair as she drunk barfs into a trash can in his dressing room later in the night, Diane asked who ever to play the music, rambled on about whatever and sometimes she looked like you when you're drunk as all shit in front of your parents and concentrating hard on trying to look sober.
Sure, it's possible that Diane Sawyer hasn't slept since the last election ended and was suffering from the chronic tireds, but it's more fun to think of her starting off her night right by buttchugging chardonnay and snorting whole Xanax pills.
The news should always look like this.
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Perhaps it was a little Reefer Madness...maybe she thought she was in Colorado??
Oh, Diane luv, I can relate! The night before you, I consumed 2 Benadryl sinus tablets, some red wine, a tsp of some sort of cough syrup, then more red wine.
According to witnesses, I sounded just like you!
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
Submitted by Rockwell on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 1:55pm.
LMAO, thanks for making almost choke on my apple!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Hekki -- you think Savannah is a whore? She seems so dorky to me. She looks like one of those Kennedy women, big-boned, all teeth, not overly feminine at all.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
My husband was flipping between stations to watch the results; between Tom Brokaw's mush mouth and Diane Sawyer's drunky/drugged rambling, I was afraid I was having a stroke since I couldn't understand half of what either was saying.
Hekki -- ooohh, I didn't know his dad is a Greek Orthodox priest. I hear ya. My bff is Greek Orthodox, so I know the goods on that.
dementa -- money + George having to marry because his dad is a priest all makes sense. Hell, I'd make a good beard, too. I'd certainly marry a rich gay guy for the money. You go your way, I'll go mine, and I get money out of it. Not a bad life after all. But I would not be able to put up with look at George S. nor able to listen to his whiny voice; he really makes me ill.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Would have been more funner if she started scooting around on the wheelie anchor chair shouting "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Ha! Nice Jessica Savitch reference! My mom grew up with her. This mess had me cracking up, as I missed it last night. She was all over the place.
Submitted by paulapoo on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 1:11pm.
Jessica Savitch wants to know why this bitch gets away with being shitfaced for minutes on end, when she herself was only shitfaced for a piddly-poo 60-second news break.
Personally, I think she was probably exhausted. I'm not seeing "drunk" here, but that's just me.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
"We remind everyone how many people around the world die, literally die for the right to do what we are doing tonight..."
Whether or not she was smashed, no more eloquent or poignant words were said last night.
"Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it." Christopher Hitchens
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I only watched this video for David Muir, the weekend news anchor. He's mah news boo, so step off. *shrugs*
Twatty: Total cunt move, right? (I'm a cheapskate, but I would never have ordered from a florist - I would have gone to Chelsea and had my mom do the arrangements.)
I worked with a girl who was IN LOVE with George S. HAHAHAHHA.
He probably married because his father is a Greek Orthodox priest and has standing in the community, etc. It's different for people with strong family ties in traditional culture families, etc. We had Greek friends and one of the women never married, etc., but the family was always trying to set her up with a nice Greek fellow and even though I was a kid, I could see what was going on. Poor lady. Anyway, I understand there is high tolerance of gayness on certain islands, but all the Greeks I've known were pretty strong on having a big family and being straight and shit. Nice folks, though.
Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:58pm.
Well, it's not too far off the truth, is it…?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 1:19pm.
I always associated "nelly" with England, personally. Do they use it in the South?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 1:26pm.
Moneymoneymoney. Classic reason for a woman to marry a gay man, goes back into antiquity.
I read about this one French prince who had to get married to this earthy stocky German princess for political reasons, and he was the biggest powdered effeminate twink ever. He had to tie holy medals to his dick just so he could get it up with a woman. She wasn't too hot on him either.
But hey, she got to be a princess in FRANCE, so it worked out… sorta.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston...: "(re: The-MAN-nah Guthrie) she's fucking Matt Lauer, so she'll be everywhere until he stops fucking her. I can't stand her and her makeup looked WHORE-IFIC last night."
Ugh, I can't STANNNND her.
This may not be nice to say, and I have zero to base it on, but I think she's a total whore. If I were Matt's wife, I'd be socking away money in an offshore bank account. Lucky bitch.
and, in rehab in five, four, three...
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:42pm.
George cut the shit and show me your dick or are you one of those fags that gets married all of the sudden?
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Hahahahahahahahahaha ! !
Oh Sucky. . .to know you(your humor)is to love you.
OT: Diane is rumored to be a pill popper.
Maybe her sugar levels were low???
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Chris Eccleston -- you think that big-boned, toothy Guthrie chick is fucking Matt Lauer? She doesn't really seem his type, does she? That or he'll fuck anything that moves.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Hekki -- jesus, there's nothing I hate more than a cheapskate. And nowadays, who needs to get married? I mean, why marry a gay guy? I can't stand George S. Whenever I hear his voice or see his ugly dwarf self I have to turn the channel. And that whole thing with Clinton, I thought he bit the hand that fed him. I don't know, I like Diane, and if she had a few drinks, so what? She's had a well-respected career that's lasted for a gazillion years.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 1:23pm.
I like my man Brian Williams, but that Savannah Gutherie was painful to watch last night. Not sure why they had her there with Brian.
She was clearly out-of-her-league last night.
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She's fucking Matt Lauer, so she'll be everywhere until he stops fucking her. I can't stand her and her makeup looked WHORE-IFIC last night.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Man, I missed this as I was switching channels.
Diane seems a fun lady!
I like my man Brian Williams, but that Savannah Gutherie was painful to watch last night. Not sure why they had her there with Brian.
She was clearly out-of-her-league last night.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:45pm.
sucky, George will show it to you.
Yes, he is married to Oprah buddy Ali Wentworth (who I actually think is funny) and I don't think she cares. One of the gossips sites I love called him "Nelly-acting George Stephanopolis", which cracks me up every time I see him. Nelly. HAHAHAHA!
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"Nelly" is a fun word, I think it's used mostly in the SOWTH??? Please correct me if I am wrong.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
EXclamishn.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAH!
Jessica Savitch wants to know why this bitch gets away with being shitfaced for minutes on end, when she herself was only shitfaced for a piddly-poo 60-second news break.
Diane, you drunk hor! I love you. *holds glass high*
It's becoming an election tradition with Diane to get plastered on the air. Time for an intervention D girl.
Twatty: I mentioned this to Sucky, but this time I went to the site. This always makes me giggle.
"Name-Alexanda Wentworth
Dirt-cheapskate, returned flower arrangements to florist after wedding for full refund; married to the nelly acting George Stephanopoulos
More dirt-allows husband to have gay affairs "
HAHAHAHAHA! I loved her on "Head Case", but that's a really shitty thing to do. If I had been the florist, I'd say "Sue me, beeyotch!"
lol @ America's Next Top President
Something was definately up with her, because I had it on and was listening while I was doing laundry. I remember thinking to myself "she sounds doped out."
I think it was a mix of some type of prescription med (muscle relaxer or anti-depressant) and a swig or two of wine or something.
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I'm jealous that I can't get plastered at work... and film it.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Later on Diane's gonna be all, "SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS!!"
edit** shit, Dirk beat me to it HAHA
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
She's clearly trashed and George is fucking mortified. LMAO
TexnDoc -- Mike Nichols is 81; his birthday was just last week or so. A fellow Scorpio, I keep track of things like that.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
I'd be drinking, too, if I had to co-anchor with George whateverthefuck his last name is. I can't stand his whiny-ass voice. Isn't he gay but married to Ali Wentworth? What's the deal there?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Before they start calling Diane Sawyer a drunken mess, I think it's only fair that they show us the receipts!
George keeps looking at her like "You're not gonna throw up on me, are you?" Ah well, they'd ALL have a lot more fun if they had what Diane's having.
It was late. They were even getting slap happy on PBS last night.
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Someone plz combine this shit with her infamous Whitney interview LOL
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Maybe she got drunk when she realized how totally irrelevant TV news is, and that only old people watch it?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I avoided everything political last night, but I did see George Takei's FB posts about how drunk she was. But watching this. LMFAO!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sucky, George will show it to you.
Yes, he is married to Oprah buddy Ali Wentworth (who I actually think is funny) and I don't think she cares. One of the gossips sites I love called him "Nelly-acting George Stephanopolis", which cracks me up every time I see him. Nelly. HAHAHAHA!
Remember her hubby Mike Nichols at the Tonys who got a special award and it was evident his mind is sort of 20 years older than him (he must be 75) and it was so sad the cameras cut away from her in the audience. Hard to watch.
George cut the shit and show me your dick or are you one of those fags that gets married all of the sudden?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Wow, Diane! (The significance of my exclamation point is that I am shocked at how schlocked you were!)
Too bad the folks at CNN weren't drinking.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She's been like this before. Heffa is on something!
Here's another one from the last inaguration (poor vid quality though). Diane is a hot mess and I love it!
www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80513150/
aww, that's just a vodka tonic and an anti-depressant. she's fine!
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God don't like ugly.
Where's the music? LOVE IT.
LOL was she drunk? I dunno, she is kind of always like that. Maybe she is always drunk? George sure looked uncomfortable though.
SNL spoof of this in 3...2...