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President Obama won the biggest reality show in history, Maine and Maryland (and probably Washington) all said yes to me eloping in their state with a drunken Anderson Cooper, I can now buy the good shit at any Trader Joe's in Colorado and Washington, America has its first openly gayelle senator and Sesame Street had a big ole' sloppy victory orgy, but the true star of last night was the spotlight-stealing Flag Head Lady. Flag Head Lady's hair flag is the Aretha Franklin's hat of 2012.
My Facebook wall, Twitter feed and inbox all filled up last night during Obama's victory speech and hos weren't talking about the words coming out of the president's mouth, they were worshiping at the forehead of Flag Head Lady. Homegirl's head looked like your nana's front porch during the Fourth of July and she didn't care. It's like Neil Armstrong landed on her head.
The bottle of wine I swallowed tried to trick me into thinking Flag Head Lady was Oprah or Diana Ross, but both of them could never come up with a fashion trend like this. Flag Head Lady kept it glamorous and she annoyed the shit out of the dude in back of her who kept waiting for her to fuck him in the nostril with the tip of her flag.
Flag Head Lady taught us all a very important lesson: What's the point of having a full head of hair if you're not going to stick shit in it? I love you, Flag Head Lady!
(For everyone who sent this in, you know who you are and I hope you've got a flag stuck in your hair or taped to your head this morning.)
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Man, that distracted the shit out of me. It was really irritating.
And can you people who are going to bitch about Obama winning at least do it in a dignified way? Instead of turning everything into some cartoonish rigmarole?
Wow, Cookie Monster, I'm shocked your head didn't explode last night.
Lone nutter at work (the one who eagle eyes my Progressive friend and I whenever we appear to be "assembling") didn't show today. Or at least, she didn't show her face.
I've already been de-friended by someone on FB who I didn't gloat at, even when she was throwing a hissy fit in her updates. Good riddance, I guess.
And my workplace roommate is a birther who declared today to someone on the phone that the Electoral College is "communist". Of course, I'm sure it wouldn't be "communist" if the other guy won.
Honestly, I have never seen such unwarranted sour grapes in my life than I have in the past 24 hours. This is how a representative democracy works, people!
Viva la flaghead lady! (Are we sure it's not a flag belonging to the guy in back of her? :))
Needless to day, I'm thrilled at the outcome. It was nailbiting time at points!
Flag lady isn't a hot drunken mess like Oprah. Was Oprah even there, crying like a proud Mama like she did last time? I'm just glad Romney won't be putting his rich, asshole friends on the Court.
Flag in mah weave.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Congrats America!! Great choice.
Not badly done Amurikins, not bad at all! : )
Wow, Washington state legalized the grass before their neighbours (me!!) in British Columbia! I hope we go ahead with it as well as it will likely reduce crime at the border. Its decriminalized here, but with a slight Neo-Con in Ottawa, we have to pretend that it isnt.
**points and laughs at Trump & Cookie Monster** Wheres Poopele?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
How juvenile of me!!
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Submitted by MyBFlvsPeanutBu... on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 2:05pm.
Who will Oblamer blame for the last four years. The problems he inherited were in large part policies that Clinton had in place that came to fruition in George W's term. But I don't remember my friends being laid off during GW's terms. My concer is the economy first. My concern is not gay marriage or marriage. I don't care. Let the gays marry and have the rights or whatever it is they want. You still will not truly change the minds of people who hate the idea and you. So just live your lives. You don't need everyone to accept you. You just need the right. Corporations will hold back on hiring because Obama care costs, and will cost them more than the 5000 to 8000 coporations already pay for 1 individuals healthplan. So if you can't find a job, this is probably one of the major reasons. I'm self employed, have my own business. So I have to buy my own everything. I will be hiring independent contractors more than employees now, that's for sure
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Geez. Shouldn't you be tending to that business?
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Maybe you should take some of your own advice.
The fucktards had their day! Got that loser to bring this country to hell in a handbasket. The American dollar dropped again today in anticipation of that loser doing more fuckups in the White House.
Hey, at least BIG BIRD still has a job.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 2:47pm.
Did Cookie_Monster kill himself? :(. :D
As I was laughing at this I remembered this one from the Bo Obama thread last night -
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 1:11am.
Cookie Monster just went to the grocery store to stock up on a few gallons of cookie dough!
LMFAO
Submitted by pixxxie on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:57pm.
im disappointed that obama has another 4 years. Honestly, I didn't like either one of the choices. I wish we could have Clinton back. The man actually accomplished things. Obama has spent most of his time promising "change" and blaming others. It's tiresome. The electoral college is such bullsh*t.
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Had the Republican Party presented a candidate who is not active in a cult and believes his underpants give him magical powers, they might have had a shot.
Alex, sorry about your family troubles. That Block feature on FB sounds like it might come in handy for you though.
Submitted by MyBFlvsPeanutBu... on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 2:05pm.
I'm self employed, have my own business. So I have to buy my own everything. I will be hiring independent contractors more than employees now,
that's for sure.
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Don't you mean your husband has his own business? The one where he travels a lot and leaves your crazy ass at home alone?
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ditquoi: Nah, it's still here under some new name.
Alex: She sounds like a beeyotch. FB is the debil.
Did Cookie_Monster kill himself? :(. :D
The moment that I saw her on TV, I knew that this lady WAS the next Hot Slut of the Day. I didn't pay much attention to last night's results, though. My dad was in the hospital recovering from a hypoglycemic shock (he's home now and doing fine) and my half-sister who lives in San Diego and pretty much dominates every family matter, well she called me last night and threatened to beat me up the next time she comes up to northern California. It was all because I posted something on Facebook about her laying massive guilt trips on me and using family members' health problems as a springboard to doing so. Which she has done over the years. I hate her. I took the post down, but I don't regret posting it because she's been a bully to me for far too long and I will not put up with her shit or anyone's shit anymore. So I had a lot more on my mind than the election last night. Sorry for getting off track. :-)
Woooooo! Wait Purin you're still confused?
One of the perks of bein an owner of a business, is you can fool around on the internet because you're only wasting your own time, not an employer's time and money. But thanks, my business has been well through these terrible years, and I've also encouraged others to follow into my industry as it has been mostly recession proof.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 1:26pm.
OMG, Trump and his meltdown. That twitter mess is hilarious.
Hahahaha, I was hoping he would set himself on fire and be done with it. He is revolting, and he just embarrassed the shit out of himself - for the zillionth time - since Obama got the public vote too.
Submitted by MyBFlvsPeanutBu... on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 2:05pm.
Who will Oblamer blame for the last four years. The problems he inherited were in large part policies that Clinton had in place that came to fruition in George W's term. But I don't remember my friends being laid off during GW's terms. My concer is the economy first. My concern is not gay marriage or marriage. I don't care. Let the gays marry and have the rights or whatever it is they want. You still will not truly change the minds of people who hate the idea and you. So just live your lives. You don't need everyone to accept you. You just need the right. Corporations will hold back on hiring because Obama care costs, and will cost them more than the 5000 to 8000 coporations already pay for 1 individuals healthplan. So if you can't find a job, this is probably one of the major reasons. I'm self employed, have my own business. So I have to buy my own everything. I will be hiring independent contractors more than employees now, that's for sure
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Geez. Shouldn't you be tending to that business?
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Who will Oblamer blame for the last four years. The problems he inherited were in large part policies that Clinton had in place that came to fruition in George W's term. But I don't remember my friends being laid off during GW's terms. My concer is the economy first. My concern is not gay marriage or marriage. I don't care. Let the gays marry and have the rights or whatever it is they want. You still will not truly change the minds of people who hate the idea and you. So just live your lives. You don't need everyone to accept you. You just need the right. Corporations will hold back on hiring because Obama care costs, and will cost them more than the 5000 to 8000 coporations already pay for 1 individuals healthplan. So if you can't find a job, this is probably one of the major reasons. I'm self employed, have my own business. So I have to buy my own everything. I will be hiring independent contractors more than employees now, that's for sure.
"Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it." Christopher Hitchens
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My grandmother insisted it was Oprah. I'm just glad people don't care about Ohio anymore, and I can walk outside without being bombarded with ad signs, and people trying to register me. I'm 17 dammit, leave me alone!
OMG, Trump and his meltdown. That twitter mess is hilarious. The day will not be complete until LiLo tweets that bitch back. Rat's nest revolution! HAHAHA
"forehead of Flag Head Lady" - hey lady's happy MK, lol
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I'm so jealous of you bitches right now it's not even funny.
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Lmao....this lady was annoying the shit out of me AND making me Lol at the same time. I don't think that's ever happened before.
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flag head lady was cool. it was freaky how they looked like they were right behind him, but they weren't. i almost couldn't concentrate on the words trying to figure that out.
did anyone else notice the lady in the audience wearing a football jersey (#54?) and swaying to her own beat? She looked to be on something mellow for sure. she made some interesting faces. they showed her a few times. at least, i think she was a she.
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im disappointed that obama has another 4 years. Honestly, I didn't like either one of the choices. I wish we could have Clinton back. The man actually accomplished things. Obama has spent most of his time promising "change" and blaming others. It's tiresome. The electoral college is such bullsh*t.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:38pm.
Darknight - I totally forgot about Victoria! Maybe she's the flight attendant on Ted Nugents GTFO flight to Indonesia?
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BAHAHHAHAH! One can only hope.
@ Hekki
I imagine she must have looked something like IF's avie screaming about the christians not showing up.
Submitted by Darknight: "Trump was doing some olympic trolling last night but I'm thinking the clear winner was Victoria Jackson.
Here are some of her masterpieces:
"I can't stop crying. America died."
"Thanks a lot Christians, for not showing up. You disgust me."
TEAM VICTORIA FOR TROLL OF THE YEAR 2012!!"
Those things made me LOL. Hard. Especially when she yells at the Christians. HAHAHAHHAHA! She is bananas.
Schmoopy - Paul Mooney is a genius, and I don't use that word lightly. But I think pointing to the "price of chicken" quote in the middle of what must be a 10 or 15 minute bit on Obama is a bit misleading.
Thanks Televised. I suck at these html tags. It was a 3-4 minute reaction bit to Obama's winning the first time. He just shouts "Obama beat yo momma" over and over then....the bit I was trying to tag. Oh well. Got 4 hours sleep and my unemployed ass is tired. ;)
Lmao @ Victoria for troll of the year! Makes me wonder if she's one of the illustrious shit-stirrers we all know so well, even by their many incarnations.
Darknight - I totally forgot about Victoria! Maybe she's the flight attendant on Ted Nugents GTFO flight to Indonesia?
@ SpottedDogRanch
Trump was doing some olympic trolling last night but I'm thinking the clear winner was Victoria Jackson.
Here are some of her masterpieces:
"I can't stop crying. America died."
"Thanks a lot Christians, for not showing up. You disgust me."
TEAM VICTORIA FOR TROLL OF THE YEAR 2012!!
http://gawker.com/5958376/i-cant-stop-crying-america-died-donald-trump-a...
Schmoopy: I love Paul Mooney! The man is a genius.
Did you hear him on the radio with Tavis Smiley and Dr. Cornel West last month? Definitely worth checking out.
Trump's orange spray tan may be melting off his face because of this election, and I'm very glad about that, but Chris Matthews makes me fucking VOMIT with his comments about the storm.
It makes me SICK to think there are actually influential media pundits out there who will politicize a catastrophic event where people lost their lives and/or livelihoods and call it a good thing for American politics. Fucking scumbag.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Schmoopy - Paul Mooney is a genius, and I don't use that word lightly. But I think pointing to the "price of chicken" quote in the middle of what must be a 10 or 15 minute bit on Obama is a bit misleading.
Dlisters might appreciate his rant on LiLo, at 20:20, though:
http://youtu.be/HtU8Pi6fpig
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:03pm.
I'm not ashamed to say I considered going back to South Korea if Romney won. Bush is one of the reasons I stayed over there so long.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Matthew Dowd explaining shit in real talk:"the Republican party has become a Mad Men party in a Modern Family America."
Sticking a flag in my head today.
Dlisters, I am very happy this morning.
and I am not a morning person.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
I'm still proud to be from Ohio! But not proud that Miami still doesn't have its voting act together. The primaries were a hot mess.
Did anyone click on my link? It's funny stuff and what I'm doing all day today!
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lol
They are listing popular vote on CNN now and its pretty definate :-)
I'm very happy that I moved to WA four years ago. I made the right choice. I just enjoyed sitting back and watching Donald Trump have a meltdown on Twitter last night. Was pretty funny.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:03pm.
I know Dems who said if Romney were to be elected, they were moving to Canada
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it's a Conservative government up here Hekki so they might just want to reconsider.
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Yeah, and he has really bad hair.
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I saw her, she was fabulous
Obama did win the popular vote in the end I believe, either way I'm happy as can be for America and Colorado!
This sums up the orange asshole perfectly:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/trump-comes-unglued-over-obama-victory?s=mo...
Ugh, he is disgusting. From his high rise luxurious apartment he calls for a revolution. Fucking hypocrite, trying to rile people up while he lives on the lap of luxury. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM, DIPSHIT.
I thought it was Oprah for a hot minute but quickly realized her flaghead is the same size as everyone else's heads, not 60% larger like Oprah's.