Wednesday, November 7th 2012

Meanwhile, In England...

While some Americans continued to fight with each other on Facebook over this election shit and others earned a date with the FBI by threatening to Lee Harvey Oswald the president, across the pond, the exquisite angel maker (I mean, she did produce earth angel Harvey Price) that is Katie Price united the people of Britain by plumping up her angelic camel toe before putting it on display at the launch of her new lingerie line in London.

Looking like the Frederick's outlet version of Emma Frost, the tarnished rhinestone formerly known as Jordan showed off her new collection of lingerie that's perfect for a third tier stripper who only has a few cum-stained dollars to spend on her work clothes and wants it to show. Katie delivered a journey of elegance that started with the tiara that looks like it was made with balls of aluminum foil and glass from a broken Zima bottle. Then she led us to her chichis which look like two oversized dinosaur eggs shoved into a nest made by a drag queen. And finally, she took us to the garter belt tattoo that is so classy and demure that Queen Elizabeth got the same one on her thigh.

Katie Price usually looks like a plastic duck on the wrong kind of testosterone boosters, but today she looked like the most delicate swan on the lake. I'm sure this is the exact image Tchaikovsky had in his head when he wrote Swan Lake.

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hamblettamaud's picture

She always looked drunk.

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bondbabe's picture

She's wearing camel-flage.

The Mad Catter's picture

OMGlamour!!!!

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FrappenBloat's picture

Nobody with any sense likes katie price or her vile tat. It's only stupid people or youngsters who have no thoughts of their own who are advertisers dreams. Remember Jade Goody? Most everyone couldn't stand her, but still stupid people queued for her shit. You only have to cast a glance around the people's faces that turn up for signings to see what we're dealing with.

Anita Bidet's picture

some of the funniest pics ever

WithinReason...'s picture

That garter belt tattoo IS THE LOOK! Hot and delicate!

"Frederick's outlet version of Emma Frost" - bwahahahaa

@RandéS, I can't either! How does she do this? lol

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RandéSleepover's picture

I don't see no toe, but then I'm afraid to look too hard.

WinterOwl22's picture

All I can thnk of when I see Katie Price is "Oh whorey night..."

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Thamar's picture

Richard Simmons' poses have more charm.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 10:32pm.

Aw, it's Busted Hor Barbie, available for a limited time. Judging from that face, very limited.
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ROTFL plus she looks 3.5 months pregnant judging by the missing fking waistline. Forget the thigh tat and the '83-design-reject boa tiara.

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salacious's picture

I don't know why the media continue to cover her stunts. They do have a choice, why do they act like they don't? People really don't care about the Wonkys, Turdashians and Hohans of this world.

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Sweetas's picture

Aw, it's Busted Hor Barbie, available for a limited time. Judging from that face, very limited.

Foxxy Brown's picture

i weep that she was not selected as Dr. Who's new companion, "Skanky Lake"

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Tigerlilly's picture

Bitch has no waistline atall...and her face is morphing into a version of Tawny Kitean's (sp?)...just not sure which face. Weird.

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warmislandsun's picture

Her body looks extra thick and short. And her poor face looks so puffy. What is going on with this chick? Yikes.

Whamo's picture

@ IG....I'm sure the phone in her butt is on vibrate so when yer bangin her ass you can keep hitting redial! :D

Whamo's picture

@ KA....Are you kidding everything about her is Klazzy, I'm sure her crotch bugs have tattoos of crotch bugs on THEIR crotch bugs.

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 6:51pm.

@ IG....you're on a date and you keep looking at her saying "Where IS that GD ringing coming from?"
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KA's picture

i can't believe none of you horz have mentioned her eyebrows. who the fuck put those so low? your eyebrows should not be that low unless you're going for a caveman look. she's just nasty all around.

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KA's picture

that's a tattoo garter. classy.

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Whamo's picture

@ IG....you're on a date and you keep looking at her saying "Where IS that GD ringing coming from?"

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ubmitted by annobanano on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 5:11pm.

LOL - reminds me of some very sage finger-test advice given on "Weeds" - one finger, she's too young, five fingers, too old
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LMAO! that needs to be a bumper sticker!

Submitted by guest on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 5:36pm.
Is she wearing a maxi pad?
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parissucksliterally's picture

She looks like she put on some weight, in a good way.

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joe shmoe's picture

Katie is on the prowl now cuz she dumped her BF Leandro.

She'll be falling out of clubs half nekkid and diddling herself with her cell phone momentarily.

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Gardening Girl's picture

Is this the chav prom queen?

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The bride of Skankenstein.

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islandgirl's picture

She HAS to have a wide crotch--- how else is she going to fit a cell phone up there?

SoMissDelicious's picture

I adore her and Amy Childs. Chavy smuts

Emeriesan's picture

She's so fucking minging. and has a vile personality. I've said it before and I'll say it again, despite all those years I spent in the UK I never ever understood Jordan's appeal.

REDMOND's picture

Oh honey! Time to hang it up! She is not aging well at all. I don't know what's worse, the wide crotch, hideous tattoo, or everything else going on above her neck. Eek.

justincase's picture

Those things on her chest look painful and absurd. Tacky chav.

Gardening Girl's picture

That IS a wide crotch!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

agirl's picture

She still look-a like-a man.

guest's picture

Letinstar..OLOLOL!

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 5:37pm.
CAN WE PLEASE HAVE ONE NON POLITICAL THREAD?
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CAN WE PLEASE HAVE ONE NON POLITICAL THREAD?

MissJaneTexas's picture

She might be wearing one of those things that keeps you from showing camel toe.

And of course Jack would hit it! ;)

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Isthatwhatyoumeanttosay's picture

This reminds of that picture of Madonna showing off her weirdly wide crotch that looked like a ham toastie. How does this even happen?

letinstar's picture

Has Katie always been shaped like sponge bob square pants?

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guest's picture

Is she wearing a maxi pad?

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IrishFury's picture

The crotchy area DOES look wide - maybe it's because she is spread eagled. She doesn't have a wide vagina! The 'gina is a hollow canal inside the body!

Is that hose she is wearing or some kind of garter? Please don't tell me that's a tattoo?

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NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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The real question is would jack hit it?

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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 5:16pm.
The only election tweets worth reading are the ones on Khia's timeline.

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ah yes, Sage Khia...."Pledge allegiance BITCH!!!!

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M.E.'s picture

Is that a tattoo of a garder? Or whatever they're called. I don't have lingerie anymore.

MissJaneTexas's picture

Submitted by Cowjam on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 5:31pm.

GAGS!

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Cowjam's picture

That banner pic just screams "scratch n' sniff".

AGame's picture

how is this lingerie?

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Gardening Girl's picture

If you check those twats that posted death threats some have deleted their accounts. I hope the FBI puts their asses in jail. I hated Bush but damn, I never wished someone would take him out.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012