Open Post: Hosted By ScarJo's New Tattoo
To answer the question filling your head right now, yes, ScarJo paid actual money for this. She didn't trade it for a half-pack of Reds, a blow job in the prison showers and a pouch of mackerel.
Remember in the 90s when some hos spent more money on fancy jeans that were torn and made to look like they were ripped off of a dead drifter found in a ditch? That's the look ScarJo was going for when she paid French tattoo artiste Fuzi Uvtpk to scribble that horseshoe tattoo on her body. Fuzi's known for his prison-style tattoos and people pay a lot of money to look like Pookie gave them a tattoo with a safety pin and BIC ink.
ScarJo should've done what I did in the 90s when I wanted those fancy jeans but didn't want to spend the cash for them. I put an old pair of Lee's on a drifter, killed the drifter, left the drifter in a ditch and came back a week later to collect my new fancy-made jeans. No, I just cut holes in an old pair of jeans before rolling that shit in a patch of dirt. I made those fancy jeans myself and ScarJo could've gotten that tattoo for a lot less. A strung out monkey sitting on a Sybian could've given her that same tattoo and he would've done it for a banana and a dirty needle. I swear, rich people.
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When did Scarlett Johansson go to prison? You know that damn thing was created by a bic on a bic. Guess she was sick to death of people calling her ScarJo and decided to earn the title. Next up, a single tear.
That is the worst tattoo in the history of EVER
It's supposed to look shitty. For some reason hipsters always like their tattoos shitty.
LUCKY ME that I don't have to live with that embarrassing shitsmear on my ribcage!
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that is god awful where did she go ? 6th ave in the village? .. it looks like a prison inmate scratched that shit on... epic fail
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The war isn't working.
Dumb Americans* love to believe that if something, anything, is French then it must be cool and sophisticated and classy. Nothing could be farther from the truth, ma chere! Scarjo has pretty breasts but the combination of her derp-face; intellectual pretensions; swine snout; voice that always makes her sound like she's 3 days into a head cold; affair with disgusting alcoholic Sean Peen; and now this, she's about a -17 on my hotness scale of 1 to 10.
*No, I don't think all or even most Americans are dumb. But dumb people who are also American seem to think that France is the height of all things elegant. And yeah, there are plenty of elegant things & people in France but also plenty of trash & crap... like anywhere else...
Ouchie,is all i got.
That is so lame. Kind of the like the smudged 90s tribal tats and tramp stamps on a lot of people I know.
I don't believe in miracles. I depend on them.
That thang looks bland and painful, but I do like his name, lol
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I think the tattoo is supposed to be in the style of Lynda Barry.
Ya know, Ernie Pook's Comeek
My poor sweet innocent hubby. This was in a kitchen hacks post on buzzfeed:
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For a stronger cracked pepper flavor, use a weed grinder.
One of the little round grinders sold at head shops works better than a regular pepper mill because rougher texture = stronger peppery flavor.
From Dave Arnold & Nils Noren, instructors at the International Culinary Center in New York City.
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Hubby: What's a weed grinder? Can we use it in the garden?
Me: It's for pot. I'll go see what they have at the head shops.
Hubby: What's a head shop?
I just petted him on the noggin. He's a wee bit innocent but he's a good guy. ♥
If I were her I would have Nate Naylor tatted on my body because its such a cool name. No wait I guess hr should have that on himself.........very, very tired.
At one time, she looked like this. Just putting that out there. Bitch goes up and down.
http://dk3rv6hblwrlz.cloudfront.net/wp-content/images/scarlett_johansson...
anyone else watching Colbert? lmfao!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
She had to have gotten a breast reduction, am I right?
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:56pm.
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Whamo, bahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You are a crazy nutter, but that's why I like you.
"Wow, I really needed some fashion insight from someone/something with zero grasp of the English language. I am going to click on all these random links RIGHT NOW!!!!" ~ said no one. Ever.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Also, magnifico chi-chis aside, this bitch is a bore.
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.
-MK on Paris Hilton
ubmitted by Hairy Back Mary on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:44pm.
My tattoos are nice, but compared to this shit they look like the freaking Sistine Chapel.
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Ya it took a bit to get use to the cringing and crying children but I'm really happy with the cobra tat on my face now! :)
Piss off, spammers.
My tattoos are nice, but compared to this shit they look like the freaking Sistine Chapel.
It would have been much classier an inch north of her poon, and it would have completed the two cent hooker look...**eyeroll**
So the guy gets close to her tatas and gets to read that stupid statement? FAIL.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 9:49pm.
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Lucifer, woman get off of this blog and write,write,write until your fingers are bleeding. I can Not. Wait. To. Read. It. What an amazing idea and I know it will be successful. Just kidding about commenting on here as I would miss you too much. Keep me updated on it please.
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I posted this comment in another post and it should have been here. Oops sorry:-(
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 8:07pm.
It's snowing and blowing so hard outside! We've gotten 4 inches of accumulation already.
*longs for summer*
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No you dont really. We had one week of Fall and now we are back to fckin 90 something degrees. It's miserable. Here it is November, and we are STILL inside with the air on.
I want FALL!
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watching Hannity and Coulter, together 4ver. apparently yesterday's results are Teddy Kennedy's fault for introducing immigration reform legislation years ago. who knew?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Most people who have to go around talking about how much sex they are having or how wild they are, usually aren't doing either. Just saying.
How random a spot for a tattoo. Then to tweet or instashit it or whatever. She needs meds.
Happy Wednesday all. Damn this noreaster damn mess on the EC.
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Ahh, come on, MK, people are still paying shitloads of money for these ridiculous torn jeans. Or jeans with "usage spots" in places no jeans would ever wear off. At least the Chinese workers who draw them on with acid are hailed Picassos and get the best working spot when they're good at it.
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Submitted by salacious on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 9:25pm.
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Actually I love Banksy and his art - to me it is art with a really good humor. If compared to the tattoo, well - it is humorous and I have seen worse, but still I'm not impressed.
Lucifer -- hey, love! <3 I'm going to call you Lucie from now on because you're too sweet to call Lucifer, okay? Wow, I wish you all the success in the world with your story, but remember, you have to thank your DL friends in the your book, okay? And if I'm a character in your story, Christina Hendricks has to play me, right? And Jon Hamm or Chris Meloni has to play my love interest -- there's no question about that. Right, here I am, telling you how to write your story.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 8:45pm.
Bottom line is EH is a really bad liar.
Remember when EH was questioned and (she) was like, "Really? Me? Somebody hacked my account!" I had to wear double concave lenses for two weeks afterwards because I rolled my eyes too hard.
Thank you, MJT!
Bendy! You can get up in my business anytime. ♥ I'm writing a psycho-creepy mystery with a few twists. I'm aiming for the Hitchcock "Bomb under the table" approach, where the (reader) knows shit's getting real, but the protagonist is wandering about like an idiot not knowing what's going on. It's heavy on character development, and (hopefully) claustrophobia.
Jermaine "Jacksun" has her beat in the dumb ass ideas department...
http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/07/jermaine-jackson-name-change-jacksun/
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
So... Fuzi Uvkpuke is like the Banksy of tattoo artists. How many assholes will be paying that person a shitload of money after they see this thing?
That is the quality of tattoo that comes with complimentary hepatitis.
I hope they sue her for copyright infringement.....or at least fucking something so simple.
Bigbendy, anyone who knows me knows if you want the truth, ask Dog. I would never want to hurt someone's feelings but I won't lie and tell you those bright yellow pants look great on you when I really think they'd look better on a moose.
As for EH, I have its number (as do several people on here) and it knows I do, so I pull no punches when it comes to replying to or quoting it.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 8:45pm.
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Dog, that's why I like you.........you are not afraid to call a dog a dog. I would rather someone say it to my face than behind my back. I don't have much patience for counterfeits and I feel that is how you are here and real life. Some people don't really care for or understand that.
I saw pics of the NJ snow and wondered....it's got to be lonely, even if you have someplace to go....
Can't think about it too much.
Apparently, he woman who plays Luna on "True Blood" is also a classically trained musician. She's a pianist, vocalist and percussionist. Things I didn't know.
http://youtu.be/ZT9PYL0oGC0
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God don't like ugly.
Lillybud, I'm high on meds because I haz the Ebola so there's no telling what I'll say tonight!
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@dog
Sexually curious (ie:me) and sexually diviant are two different things. If you wear a uniform and have a penis, you might get lucky with me, if you're an animal or a pedo or something (diviant) I wont.
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
what a cheap, trashy, slutty tat. yuck
Bigbendy, every once in a while EH puts on an "earnest" hat and asks a question to which it full well knows the answer just to blend in. Bottom line is EH is a sexual deviant and a really bad liar.
I sneezed so loudly earlier, I woke up the damn parakeet.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 8:32pm.
That is one of the funniest things I have read on here yet!
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 8:32pm.
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Dog, that was hilarious. I'm laughing so hard my dog started barking.
Lucifer, I'm not trying to get up in your business (yes I am) but are you able to talk about what you are writing? If you can't, just kill me. Haha
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 8:23pm.
Ive never lived in a snowy region but if it snows and you have no heat, is there anything u can do?
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Most people know what they can and can't do. But I'm sure all you'd have to do is rub your beef curtains together and flames will shoot out of your poon. You know, given all the traffic you get down there.
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@ Lucy - will do ;)
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I once had a waitress who had a tattoo that looked like a pen mark all over her arms. I thought it was pen mark.
I asked, "Did someone attack you with a pen today?"
"No, this is a tattoo."
"Oh."
Yeah, you'll look awesome 10 years with sagging lines all over your arms.