Would You Hit It?
Here's David Arquette on the Detroit set of his new movie Orion wearing almost the same slut-blocking chain harness that LeAnn Rimes makes Eddie Cibrian wear under his clothes whenever he leaves the house without her. David tweeted this picture and thanked his trainer for putting muscles and veins on his body and helping him make his thighs look like two whole turkeys stuffed with loaves of bread.
Marjory the Trash Heap just dragged this picture straight into the fap file on her desktop. You know every hoarder is fapping to this too. This is what it would look like if the Folsom Street Fair took place in the middle of a Junkyard War for some reason.
Yeah, I don't know how I feel about David Arquette looking like this. Yes, I'd hit it on a broken toilet in the middle of a junkyard, but I'd feel really weird about it afterward.
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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:39pm.
Damn it, yes I'd hit it but only doggy style, no eye contact, not talking either.
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LMAO!!!
Like GG I'm impressed with the leg situation. Other than that no.
Oh my my my, I would have to say YES. Although that is a foolish outfit, if you can call it an outfit.
Lemme check… nope, not even the slightest flicker of turned-on-edness. And thank God he's wearing a loincloth. It took me several looks before I made sure that his dick was covered up. I do not want to see David Arquette's dick.
Also, why is he wearing chains?
And are we sure that this wasn't just a random hobo in Detroit? Cuz I've been to Detroit, and minus the nudity this looks just like it. That city is a cesspool, and was even before the economic crash.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 11:56pm.
It shows class and grace worthy of Beyonce. *snerk*
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I think that's just David Arquette in Detroit.
He looks homeless and crazy so idk, maybe after a few pulls from his brown bagged MD20/20 in his cardboard box. I'm not bringing his ass home, I ain't THAT twisted. lmao MK @ "hoarders"
Submitted by Glambert on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 9:15pm.
Cookie Douche....Your obvious RAGE over the election brings me so much joy!
Your misery makes me smile. I hope you OD on pills!
Cheers you LOSER racist piece of shit! =)
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Loved this so much I have to repost!
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You'll need a tetanus shot before you get near him.
Hell to the no, not even for all his AND Courtney's money. I realize it's costume and makeup for a movie, but this pic really makes me want to vom.
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NO FUCKING WAY. NOT IF HE WAS THE LAST MAN ON EARTH. i do have standards and they aren't this low.
lmao @ cattitude!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I thought it was Alex P Keaton's dad. No, I wouldn't hit either one, although I like big legs on a man.
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Heyyyyyyy n o w! Nice legs!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Dear God, I thought that was Billy Bob Thornton. O_o
Damn it, yes I'd hit it but only doggy style, no eye contact, not talking either.
Steroids
A "futuristic Sanford and Son"? Someone's high on their meds.
No thanks. Alexis looks more masculine than this bitch does...
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No. Never.
I see Eddie Cibrian and I think Eddie Sybian.
NO. He'd come in close for a kiss and bite your ear off.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Either that bastard is getting into Kevin Bacon territory or he has a twin making movies.
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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
I thought that was Brit Brits piece.
And no.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
no "why are(n't) you pulling my chain" tag, MK?
[Gob Bluth voice: "come on!"]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
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