Biebs In Toyland

November 8, 2012 / Posted by:

No, Justin is not thinking to himself, “Why isn’t my flower as sparkly as hers?

Selena Gomez let Justin Bieber stay up waaaay past his bedtime last night so that he could yodel out a few songs at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in NYC. While dressed up like some kind toddler mental patient in the Tron universe, the Biebs got a front row lesson on the female anatomy as each modeled sashayed by him. Selena Gomez totally regretted signing that parental consent form. When the Biebs came home, he didn’t stop asking her about all those funny-looking girl parts and yes, Selena bought that children’s book about private parts, but she didn’t think she’d have to pull it out for a few more years. Not only that, but it looks like the Biebs got so excited that he made a mess in his diaper pants. So Selena had to have the “vagina talk” and change the Biebs’ diaper pants. Nobody said it easy raising a Bieby on your own.

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