Don't Hate The Brazilian Phoebe Price Because She's More Beautiful Than Your Ugly Ass
Just a day after Hurricane Sandy took lives, drowned the subway and ate almost all of the electricity in Manhattan, Brazilian actress-model-reality-star-fame-whore-thing Nana Gouvêa took to the streets with her husband to document all of the devastation the only way she knew how: by posing on top of it. The pictures were spread everywhere, Nana became a meme and Phoebe Price's successor was found!
But in an interview with Vice, Nana says it wasn't a photo shoot, she's not a model and she wasn't posing. All of this started when the Brazilian magazine Ego (that's too perfect) called her in NYC and interviewed her about Super Storm Sandy. The interviewer from Ego then asked Nana if she could go out and take a few pictures for the story. So Nana and her husband went out to take some super serious National Geographic-like pictures for Ego. Nana says she was not posing, that's just how she naturally moves. We shouldn't blame her for the fact that her gorgeous looks are more devastating than the devastation that was around her. We shouldn't blame her for the fact that her beauty and grace upstaged the chaos.
Vice's interview with Nana is more ridiculously hilarious than her not-at-all posed pictures and I didn't think that was possible. Nana makes everything seem possible now. Here's a big piece of the interview and click over to Vice to get it all:
VICE: Hi Nana. I just wanted to talk to you a bit about the modeling shoot you did after Hurricane Sandy. Nana Gouvêa: No, it's not a modeling shoot. It was never a modelling shoot—I just took some snapshots with my husband because I was interviewed by someone in Brazil and they wanted photos. It was not a modeling shoot.
Oh, OK. What was the interview about?
The hurricane, of course. The Brazilian magazine Ego called me to interview me about the hurricane and, at the end, they asked me if I could take some pictures to send to them as imagery for the article. I'm not a model, though. I want to make that clear.What do you do?
I'm an actress. That's my one profession. Period. I'm not a model. I was in Playboy once, but all the most beautiful and famous actresses do Playboy—that doesn't mean we're models.Surely that means you've been a paid model, though? Even if it was only for a couple of hours, or whatever.
No, I don’t agree with you.Fair enough. Your poses are quite model-y. They look good.
That's just how I am. There’s no posing. I'm like that every single day of my life. I was being the most natural, yet serious, as I possibly could be. You don't see me smiling or making jokes, do you? I was serious.So the photos were intended to reflect how serious the disaster was?
Yes. I wasn't showing my legs, I wasn't showing my arms or my breasts. Was I wearing a sexy outfit? No. I didn’t have make-up on and my hair wasn't done up, or anything. It was just normal, not a photo-shoot. What a ridiculous idea.In one photo, have you actually climbed into the tree?
Yes, I was trying to show the devastation.Right. Have you had any bad reactions over the photos since they came out?
Yeah, because you guys in the media are saying it was a photo-shoot. This simply isn't true and I'm very, very offended. So many people were taking pictures of the devastation, so why do people say that I was trying to get some kind of advantage out of this?No idea.
It's because you put the sex appeal on me. That’s down to you. It's the media who think I’m sexy, so they're putting that on me.Do you think the main problem is just that you’re sexier than all the ugly people who've been in other photos?
Unfortunately, yes. People look at me and they see a beautiful woman. This isn't the first time this has happened to me, either. It's very bad and so unfair. I really hope that people stop having these preconceptions of me. Just because I'm beautiful and have loads of sex appeal, it doesn't mean that I'm a bad person. It's not my fault that you see the pictures and you think I'm beautiful or sexy.
See! It's not Nana's fault that when she stands on a fallen tree she looks like something out of the pages of Vogue. When Nana leans up against a destroyed car, it's not her fault that she looks like the star of Barbizon's picture of the year. You have blood running through your veins, but Nana has potent sexiness running through hers. She didn't ask to be born beautiful, extremely photogenic and naturally alluring. How dare all of you! You can make this better by texting FUNANA to the Red Cross and your donation will go toward helping the plight of the sexy people.
I swear, Nana is delusional, self-absorbed and shameless. She's already one of us. Welcome to America, Nana! The Kardashians should adopt her.
BONUS: Here's Nana talking about this serious situation while looking devastatingly gorgeous and sexy.
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Ahahahahahahahahaah is she trying to compete with the 1st most beautiful woman Samantha Brick? remember that woman? LOL
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She's the Brazilian Christiane Amanpour, guys!
I meant Nana!
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"You don't see me smiling or making jokes, do you? I was serious."
Yes, Phoebe. And that's the worst part.
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No problem of self-deprecating or low self-esteem here…
When I 1st read her interview responses I seriously thought they were coming from m.k. himself and I was laughing,expecting to read thr "real" interview further down. Fuuuck..the soundtrack to this photoshoot should be the Gnesh or whatever it was from a couple weeks ago.."Lets get wiiiillld-errr (with help for the victims)".i mean,its serious you guuuuuys (slowly bends over to adjust her shoelaces and slowly reapply chapstick)
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Ugh, this whore is such an embarassment to brazilian women.
She's not considered fat in Brazil. In fact, she is considered pretty hot, because she has a huge ass and is kinda bulky.
She's famous here because during Carnival festivities she shows her ass around while parading.
Here is a classic picture of Nana, that has also become a meme in Brazil: http://blogdobasilio.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/nana-gouveia-blog-do-ba...
More pictures of her and her ass: http://babado.ig.com.br/images/143/143/42/1226090.babado_nana_gouvea_3ge...
NSFW: http://bp.i.uol.com.br/arquivo/legacy/camera/nana_gouvea.jpg
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phoebe price wouldn't stoop this low
Funny because when these stupid pictures first came out, I kept thinking how boring, plain, unsexy and out-of-shape this bitch looks. And I don't care that she posted on busted trees....she's just a dilusional twat.
When I first saw this, I had thought she was photoshopped herself into the disaster photos. That would be bad enough. But the fact that she posed at the actual site shows a lack of empathy on her part. Shame on her.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 9:07pm.
Samantha Brick is filing an infringement right now.
/on the floor
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 8:14pm.
I hate it when I see ugly people in disaster photos. I mean, like, if they can't make themselves look better, why take a photo? I mean, ugly people really shouldn't be photographed for any reason, but like, especially not when there's, like, all this devastation around.
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For serious! The last time I was this offended by such unkempt-looking disaster victims was Hurricane Katrina. This woman is the voice of REASON!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Aw, poor Nana.
We just all need to leave the beautiful people alone. God.
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-Oh, and after all the ranting, yes, I agree about the photoshop - she looks heavier in the clip than she does on the tree trunk...still wanna kick her ass, BTW.
Submitted by PinkPostIt on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 8:53pm.
Any Photoshop experts out there who can tell is these photos were altered?
Not an expert, but yes, her color compared to the backgrounds and the shadows seem all wrong to me.
especially up close
http://www.dlisted.com/node/47780/images/nanahurricane4.jpg
the background seems too dark compared to her, now you can say its a bright light on her, but then, where's her shadow?
but, what do I know.
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I think I love you Tigerlily! You're hilarious. Hehehe. This ugly twat is so delusional I *almost* feel sorry for her. Poor thing thinks she's cute.
I agree w Lucifer. She and Samantha Brick need to either sue each other or join forces. They could call it the: Very Very Beautiful Women of the World Unite Against Ugly Haters Coalition
Lol she wasn't trying to be "sexy". Mmmhhhmmm....
I think I detect I failed "smize" in the main pic.
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Samantha Brick is filing an infringement right now.
Any Photoshop experts out there who can tell is these photos were altered?
C'mon people! You don't know ART when you see it??? I thought DLister's were sophisticated beings. Humph... Just a bunch of cretins.
I made it thru the redhead who looks like a Pippi Longstocking blow up doll; I made it thru Biebs looking like a cartoon character/his usual Barbie doll self; I made it thru the fact that Paz has obviously died and came back to life halfway thru her embalming; I even made it thru the guy riding the weird little thing in the Caption clip...but this is the breaking point for me. Not only is this bitch clueless - I have family in Jersey and eight days later, they still don't have power, heat or help -, she's an ugly little nothing all the way around, from soul to looks: she'd better get used to posing for skin magazines because that's what she'll be doing 24/7 once her 'acting career' turns out to have been walk-ons earned by Bjing the director. Yeah, sue me for slander, Baby - Jersey will happily kick your ass.
She can't help it ......she was born this way.
She reminds me of an old college friend, who's not a bad person or anything, just too confident about her beauty. My friend's good-looking, but she thinks she's drop dead gorgeous, which is different. She's a super extroverted, life-of-the-party type, and she'll actually say things like "I think I'm really beautiful!" and "I'm prettier than I've ever been!" I'm like, girl you gotta stop. Some girls get a little attention and become delusional. Some more delusional than others, like this twat.
I hate it when I see ugly people in disaster photos. I mean, like, if they can't make themselves look better, why take a photo? I mean, ugly people really shouldn't be photographed for any reason, but like, especially not when there's, like, all this devastation around. There's, like, enough ugliness there, so, like, get out of camera range if you're, like, ugly, Okaaaaay? Brazilian Phoebe Price totally, like, hast this.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 7:16pm.
Whamo, let me guess: soft, hard, then *no* crack... lol
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No crack on this one Reason, she's built for comfort! :) :P
happens to me all the time too, Nana. just roll with it.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
because she couldnt take a picture of the scenery w/o her skanky ass in it? Pah Lease! She probably thought she was being "artsy" til it back fired!
ubmitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 7:12pm.
Whamster - and by "man" you really mean superior being.
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She reminds of that delusional woman from England that thought she was God's Gift to the world. "Just because I'm beautiful and have loads of sex appeal, it doesn't mean that I'm a bad person." REALLY????
I think she has a nice shape and is pretty in the "modeling" pictures....but I call a big ho please. Those are barbizon (sorry MK) modeling pictures if I have every seen them. Just admit you got caught being stupid and shutup.
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OMG, Nana is freaking hilarious!
Why were they interviewing her about Sandy, is she the foremost meteorologist in the NY metro area?! A++ for stunt effort. She mentioned her resume and got her pictures talked about! *head shots available on request* ;D
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Girl,bye! Doesn't she have a "You Could be a Star/Model" entry card she should be filling out at the local mall somewhere?
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Said the deluded famewhore people now hate.
This woman has a case of Courtney Stodden-itis. "You all are just mad because I'm sooooo sexy!!"
Send this skank a wahmbulance. Yeah, bitch, it's totally natural to go pose on natural disaster wreckage, and climb the trees. You're just confused, they were calling you p-o-s-e-U-r, not poser. Thanks for clarifying though: sans fards= serious, dolled up=Real photo shoot.
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The Tumblr photos had me on the floor. Not LiLo style, though...
Whamo, let me guess: soft, hard, then *no* crack... lol
@IrishFury, be afraid of the snake! ;p
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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 7:07pm.
"Just because I'm beautiful and have loads of sex appeal, it doesn't mean that I'm a bad person."
Awwww, shut the fuck up and show us your tits...
fixed it for you...
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 7:01pm.
I feel her pain. So many people put the sex appeal on me too.
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All I know is when I see the name Irish Fury all I can think about is raw beauty and mind numbing sex appeal. As I write this I am getting weak in the knees..and.....getting..dark...losing consciousn......
*head bounces off desk hit floor with boner*
what a gross pig
"Just because I'm beautiful and have loads of sex appeal, it doesn't mean that I'm a bad person."
Awwww, shut the fuck up.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 6:45pm.
"People look at me and they see a beautiful woman."
Ya know what I see??? I see a female that can only be described by the words of our resident expert on all things precious...
"females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence."
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We KNOW it can't be her fault Jake, blame must be laid at the feet of mankind and by mankind I mean man!
Except for the accent, she looks like a chubby junior at some Midwest liberal arts college like Minnesota or Wisconsin...
I feel her pain. So many people put the sex appeal on me too.
And like her, it's not my fault that you see the pictures and you think I'm beautiful or sexy.
*cries into silk hanky and checks mascara and makes sure facial expression is sad but sexy*
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If she was offered "Hot Babe of the Year" she would leap at that and it's hard to imagine a more worthy candidate to share Phoebe's title.