Hot Slut Of The Day!
Nic, Joe's Amazonian giantress girlfriend on The Real World: Miami.
I couldn't find a picture that captures all of Nic's fee-fi-fo-fum hotness, but this one comes close. All the way back in 1996 when a lot of us watched our cable on an illegal descrambler box and long before The Real World joined a community college fraternity and became Jersey Shore's drunken older brother, MTV aired its fifth season, which is like an Oscar-winning documentary compared to The Real Worlds of today. Anyway, the fifth season took place in Miami and one of the cast members was pocket hottie Joe, a tiny business student from NYC who had this extremely hot girlfriend Nic. What she lacked in eyeballs, she made up for in HAIR and LEGS!
One episode Nic came to visit and when she crashed through the front door, it was like some Honey, I Blew Up My Girlfriend shit. Nic was like a 50 foot tall goddess and Joe was probably as big as her left nipple. When they did missionary sex, he could hump on her and clean out her belly button with his tongue at the same time. If Joe ever wanted to hit it from the back, he had to pull out the climbing equipment. Of course, Joe's roommates had issues with her, but they were obviously just jealous, because they wanted a giant piece of their own.
I don't know what happened to Nic, but on the season finale, Joe proposed to her. I'd like to think that they got married and she dragged him up the beanstalk to her magic kingdom in the sky where they lived happily ever after.
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I saw Joe walking down West 50th Street in NYC in about 1999. He wasn't wearing a wedding ring and Nicole was nowhere in sight. Glad to read that they never married; her baby voice was disgusting and the notion that she could ever be a MODEL was ludicrous.
Um, Joe is an accomplished author, y'all:
http://www.deuceofclubs.com/books/058real.htm
Not too many yrs ago I was flipping through a Florda Homes insert and sweet baby Jeesuz , there was a salesperson with her picture....a red head with a familiar face and her name was Montana Something or other. I was dying.. It had to be her. I called the office and asked if she was Montana from MTV and the bitch hung up on my...I really do think it was her
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Seriously. I had to create a log in just to comment on this HSOTD.
Best scene ever: Joe and this beast walking on a treadmill together!! It was a great season; I had forgotten about Flora and the window!!
I remember that hot mess! My God everything about her was hideous lol. Wasn't she supposed to be a Model or something.
Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 3:03pm
Wonder what happend to that bitter queen Dan
Dan Renzi has a blog:
danrenzi.typepad.com/
I want to know what happened to Flora. I can't get the songs "Just (You Do It To Yourself)" by Radiohead and EMF's "Unbelievable" out of my head to this day, because they were used during some of her scenes. And I mean SCENES.
BOW-UH-NO!
Nic was a cunt. This was my favorite season. My favorite part was the three-way in the shower they had, and Flora and some of the other room mates were trying to spy, so they tried to hoist Flora(my favorite out of that cast) over the top and she got herself stuck and broke the glass paneling, PRICELESS!!!!!!!
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Looks like Joe did alright for himself.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0665248/
http://www.facebook.com/joesfund
Doesn't look like he married Nic though.
Is this her? I can't really tell with the big glasses but the mouth looks the same, maybe she had a nose job.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151062857682948&set=a.101507817...
OMG I totally remember her.
For the next hot slut I nominate the guy in the glasses and blue polo shirt behind this batshit crazy woman talking about how the gays p-e-n-i-s ruptures intestines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fTRhOw76do
I hated this woman, and I cannot for the life of me remember why. Didn't she talk to him in extreme baby voice?
I remember her!!!!! I loved that season. Wonder what happend to that bitter queen Dan and Sarah the skater girl? The Real World hasn't been good since the 90s, but I shamefully admit to watching those challenge shows...
I had totally forgotten about this beast. And wasn't Joe obsessed with Snoopy?
all I remember about that season was that Flora redefined the entire concept of crazy bitch.
Is MTV still on?
Soapboxhero, you can buy the dvd sets for the old seasons on Amazon. Apparently though the soundtracks are all different due to copyright issues.
NOW I remember this ugly bitch! "Model", yeah, like Ali Lohan is a "model".
I could not STAND her!
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Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how?
Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around?
Omg, THIS BITCH. And Joe was a gentleman to her till the end, even standing up for her whiny ass during the reunion.
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:18pm.
Wonder if geriatric Mark and what's her face -- Beth(?) still do that shit.
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oh please what else is she gonna do? Pop a few zits in front of a mirror? (I would freakin die if I were Beth)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
JHC the Real World has been on for twenty years? That makes me feel old. I freaking loved me some Real World back in the day. And don't even get me started on the Real World/Road Rules Challenges! Bonus! Wonder if geriatric Mark and what's her face -- Beth(?) still do that shit.
Love this hot slut!!!! Why can't MTV put these classic seasons out on DVD??? I would buy them in a heartbeat.
This is one of my favorite seasons along with Boston
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 12:34pm.
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I live in the Dirty South now. Although, I was just bitching this morning how cold it is here (46*). My blood has gotten so thin!
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 12:26pm.
I live in MN, but WI is right across the bridge. So we get hit with ads from both states.
And yes Duffy won and he is still married to Rachel.
It's funny to see him being so serious in his ads though. Lol
Do you still live around here?
Holy crap, I completely forgot about this giantress and her tiny boyfriend Joe. I remember them so clearly now, I was confounded by them.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Miami was one of the greatest seasons ever. It was like the beginning of trash. Evryone on that season hated each other.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 12:16pm.
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You in the northwoods of WI? My whole fam is from those parts & are staunch Republicans (not me - I went to the Berkeley of the Midwest so I'm a liberal hippie, according to them). Duffy won his re-election, right? And he's married to that crazy Rachel chick from RW SF I think.
CrazyIn: Holy moly, that is hilarious! I hate to laugh at someone's legit fetish, and it seems rather harmless, but HAHAHAHHA!
I remember this; she was HUGE! Joe was probably one of those guys that got off by her sitting on him and crushing him under her heel.
The wiki page says that they broke up..so sad.
I used to love The Real World. It's so funny to see Sean Duffy's political ads around here.
This and the London cast where my favorite! ((sigh)), 90's Nostalgia. I gave up 1 season post Miami.
My memory loves to confuse Nic w/ Anna Nicole Smith, guess modeling years. Sarah, Dan, Flora, Melissa I remember clearly.
Giantess porn queen come to life. I wonder if he got off on her sitting on him or stepping on his peen? If you've never seen giantess porn images, you really should google it cuz it's too funny.
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@Louise - yes! The baby voice, I had forgotten that, LOL!
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I remember her, too. She always talked in a stupid baby voice that made me want to punch her in the face.
I'm tall and my husband is short, so no shade about that.
Joe is all over the internets but I can't find the Amazon anywhere, dammit!
I feel like googling all the Miami cast now.
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https://www.facebook.com/joesfund
He's still a pocket rocket!
OH HONEY I REMEMBER THIS AMAZONIAN JUNGLE QUEEN!! SHE MADE JOE LOOK SO SHAWT HONEY! REMEMBER WHEN MIKE (AKA DUSTY MELBA TOAST THAT SAT OUT IN THE SUN TOO LONG) HAD THE THREESOME IN THE SHOWER? REMEMBER WHEN MELISSA CALLED DAN A FLAMER? HONEY, THEY NEVER GOT THAT BUSINESS STARTED UP. BADUHNO BIKINS? SHUT THE FUCK UP MELISSA. SHE'S A sTUPID BITCH
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I remember her. Miami was the last season I watched.
The black girl HATED Nic and kept saying "I don't believe in that! I don't believe in that!" about the relationship as if it was freaking Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny. "I don't believe in that!"
Anyway, she was a total Amazon and Joe looked so silly next to her!
They did get engaged but they never married. No idea where she went or what Joe is doing now.
Off to do a google search.
I don't believe in that!
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The only girl I've ever seen with hair like Betty, from The Archies.
Oh G-d, this is THE best hot slut ever.