Thursday, November 8th 2012

Night Crumbs

Allow me to put this as eloquently as possible: Chiiiiiiichiiiiiis!!! - Popoholic

Are we sure it was Johnny Depp and Amber Heard and not a Puerto Rican hippie lesbian and Amber Heard? - Lainey Gossip 

Someone on Twitter said that Joe Biden looks like one of Blanche's boyfriends on the Golden Girls and ever since that was pointed out I've been wishing we could all go back in time so that could come true. But I guess he'll be okay on Parks & Recreation - Towleroad

CaCa in a 'kini - Hollywood Tuna 

An artist's rendering of what Justin Bieber's blow-up doll looks like with a wig on it - The Superficial 

If someone gave me a baby for every time a tabloid said Jennifer Aniston was knocked up, I'd almost have a child army big enough to take down Brangelina's child army - IDLYITW

A Satanic cult orgy in a barn, just another weeknight for Ke$hit - Drunken Stepfather

Since Christmas music already blares in my ears when I go to CVS, I'll give into these Charlie Brown Christmas posters - The Berry 

Reese Witherspoon's baby friend likes the taste of denim. It's delicious. - Popsugar

Vanessa Hudgens probably just gone done with wiping away the lipstick stains Zac Efron left on her cooze and now she's trying to screw with Xtina? Those lipstick stains will take years to wipe off. - ICYDK

Fifty Shades of Chicken (sadly this doesn't star Phoebe Price) - OMG Blog 

And just like that, a wave of side-eyes from Kirstie Alley, Mo'Nique, Melissa McCarthy and Rebel Wilson hit Jennifer Lawrence - Celebitchy

Somebody get a dictionary, put it front of Vh1 and point to the definition of DIVA. Or just get Aretha Franklin to slap them for thinking these tricks are diva status - Just Jared

White people mourning Romney. That is all. - Crunk + Disorderly 

I'm surprised Billy Ray Cyrus didn't come out in a banana hammock - SOW

Charlie Sheen threatened to Kelly Preston a dude - Hollywood Rag  

Maybe Pippa is just on her period a lot - Cityrag

Pete Cambell likes to get fisted... in the face - Videogum

The incredibly shrinking JHud is done shrinking - I'm Not Obsessed

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Can Hendricks just stop with LOOK AT MY AMAZING 38DDD CUP? We get it, you're pretty and have huge boobs. Fuck, enough already. It always looks like they hurt.

I like my men like I like my syrup---thick and rich!

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 9:32pm.
Oh lord, I saw this link on the twitter earlier today and I wonder if some of those crying folks tweeted this crap. Really, these people still exist??

I'm surprised you are surprised.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 1:43am.
She used to be unremarkable in the boobage department when she was just starting out.

She was also half the overall size she is now. Having seen her bra-less in candid photos, I'm leaning towards REAL.

Green Is Good's picture

Wow. Those bresticles are truly hypnotiic.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

There is nothing remotely vulgar about the way she is dressed. That top is only low cut if you are a frigid ass nun.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:55am.

Submitted by sushi on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:51am.

i saw "i am well endowed" in the recent comments and pounced. dammit why did you have to be a girl?!

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LOL, I love you guys!

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Ugh, Jennifer Hudson, can we be done hearing about her? She really annoys me and ever since she lost weight her face looks super old, big parenthesis around her mouth.

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 9:32pm.
Oh lord, I saw this link on the twitter earlier today and I wonder if some of those crying folks tweeted this crap. Really, these people still exist??

http://jezebel.com/5958490/twitter-racists-react-to-that-nigger-getting-...

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unbelievable...this makes me so sad...

I'm ashamed of these people...

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Submitted by Cluny Brown

you are talking like a child

so no
i am not "out there" as you say..

i have educated myself on how the medical SCIENCE on how the human body works,
at both the Cellular and "central' level.

and "doctors" are in fact
"practicing" about 50 YEARS behind the current existing science

they are in fact "practicing" *still, at the 'organ' level"

talk about the tail wagging the dog

PS
i love the story about the KOCH brother
who rationalizes how his 30 years younger wife,,
really does not mind that he has the
_ramifications_ of being treated for prostate cancer..

uhhh,,, yeah she minds.

pattern recognition systems in the brain of a
KOCH brother
are massively skewed and screwed DOWN>

FUN FACT:
prostate glands, breasts and Thyroid glands
require optimal amounts of IODINE

http://www.jurology.info/article/S0022-5347%2807%2900272-8/abstract
An Assessment of Quality of Life Following Radical Prostatectomy, High Dose External Beam Radiation Therapy and Brachytherapy Iodine Implantation as Monotherapies for Localized Prostate Cancer

Big Pharm P-OWNS the "medical Schools"

to our detriment

Koch brothers are Goebel-ers

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Here's to Hendricks and her glorious chichis! haha

The torso in the chicken vid is the hawtness... on mute.

@Beakers Bitch, screw those twitter racists and bigots, if they got flack from others, GOOD!

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Edna..

You are so far out there you ain't never coming back .

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squirrels to the nuts!

Edna -E- Mode's picture

cluny you are a troll who does not know shit

http://www.mittromney.com/disclosure/health/mitt

and Romney's health is EFFED up.

and being a troll is exactly the role played by ol Rush LimPbaughlls

you are shrinking your erectile tissues
and brain cells

just like el Fartbo

Fun Fact
the "stress endocrine system" is the HPA axis

including the POMC proOPIOmelanocortin

OPIO
stands for Beta Endorphins that the brain makes
OR
EL RUSHBO Takes (in the form of OXYcodone)

which is why EL RUSBUT
fucked up his INNER_EARS and requires IMPLANTS

inner ears have RECEPTORS for /beta endorphins

aka
ENDogenous mORPHINES

BETA ENDORPHINS

WHY?
is the Taxpayors or Insurance_buyers like me
paying for EL RUSHbuTTS
poisening his own inner ears
with CODEINE RX??

why does CLUNYass wipes think they know shit
about their own shit?

EDUMACATION !
SCIENCE!
MURRICA!

http://www.macses.ucsf.edu/research/allostatic/parasym.php

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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode

Edna you are full of shit. I love how you diagnose people via a Ouija Board and web MD.

Why don't you use your limited cerebral function and analyse hypertension in the african american male in a high stress job made worse by cigarette smoking.

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squirrels to the nuts!

Edna -E- Mode's picture

the great news about ROmeny and Ryan NOT winning is they are both sick

http://www.mittromney.com/disclosure/health/mittf

NO one has a pulse of 40 nor a *widened PUlse Pressure of 60s! except:

1) hypothyroid patients (including low HEPATIC T3, Free t3 or Unoptimal Reverse T3 levels/ relative ratios

2) Olympic Athletes -which *neither ROmney nor Lyan Paul Ryan are.

3) any one whose Central Nervous system is JACKED UP into 24/7/365 fight/flight/FREEZE mode

the CNS instructs the Parasympathetic Nervous system to increase is "tone" to meet the massively upregulated Sympathetic Nervous system tone...
there by avoiding "arrythmias"..

avoiding arrhytmias does NOT = "healthy"..
it just means the body can -currently- prevent the massive heart attacks ... (that killed Paul Ryan's dad at a 'young age = 50s/60s)
but eventually, after the brain /behavior/ cognition lives in fight flight freeze mode
VS healthy Tend Befriend/ rest digest repair mode..
boom , erectyle dysfunction,, then... widowmaker heart attack.

which WE tax payers and Insurance Buyers/payers have to pay for these males who can't control their "reptilian" brains/ emotion_center AKA Limbic system.

its 2012
and " modern medicine" and our "practicing' doctors
do not have a fucking clue
about neuro immuno endocrinology
or
biochemistry...

yet ReTHUGlicans actually think they know shit about women's health.

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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode

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Submitted by Anonymouse73

truly A-73
pluse there are an amazing number of people (most) who have zero clue how their very own HPA axis (and their Parents and Grandparents HPA axis status at conception) affect their brain , cognition and 'perceptions..

its 2012 , why are we the taxpayers (and insurance-buyers) paying for assholes that can't use SCIENCE! and EDUCMAACTION! to learn how their brain/Central nervous status
is affecting their ability to 'handle'
any idea that is "new" to them

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17355398
Antenatal maternal stress and long-term effects on child neurodevelopment: how and why?

every adult can use their HPA Axis to make
cortisol
OR
testosterone/estrogens..

people can choose consciously
or their "brain" WIll choose for them (a la Repellant_Rushbo -The -Hut and his admitting ON AIR
he has a small p.p.

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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode

Women who use birth control pills also can go up at least one cup size. The pill mimics pregnancy, thus the larger bosom.

Submitted by Helena on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 2:22am.
Christina Hendricks is gorgeous ... except for them nasty, yellow smoker's teeth. Shudder.
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NORMAL teeth are yellow, even if you've never smoke, don't drink red wine or sodas. It's normal to have yellow teeth. What is NOT normal is to bathe your teeth in bleach, AKA Crest White Strips. Hard to believe people would rather bleach their teeth, than have healthy gums and normal, yellow teeth.

Bitch is capatolizing on her titties.

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Christina Hendricks is gorgeous ... except for them nasty, yellow smoker's teeth. Shudder.
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Devil's advocate.

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Submitted by NoneeFriend on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 1:49am.

hahaha. How would you know?

PrettyHateMachine's picture

I would feel like a fool if I wore a shirt and my boobs were out like that. A little cleavage can be sexy..I just wouldn't feel comfortable with them pushed out so far on display.

NoneeFriend's picture

Christina Hendricks' boobs are about as fake as RandéSleepover.

NoneeFriend's picture

Christina Hendricks' boobs are about as real as William Shatner's hair. Or Cher's face.

RandéSleepover's picture

I say they're as fake as her hair color--not that either is bad. She used to be unremarkable in the boobage department when she was just starting out.

I think she upsets people because her boobs are, perhaps sad to say, what made her famous, but then she complains when people focus on them, like that Aussie journo.

I recently wore a moderately-low-cut dress with a new push-up bra to an event. Everything looked fine from straight on in the mirror, completely forgetting that I'm 5'1".

A very tall gay friend later told me that from his perspective, it looked like I was smuggling two bald midgets in my bra. From then on, new dresses get checked out with someone who will tell me the truth!

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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:51am.

I am well endowed and no matter how high I get my boobs up, they never have that rounded look. I'm leaning towards implants.
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I think implants, especially after the reveal of her 1999 playboy photos: http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/girls/christina-hendricks-rare-playboy-p...

Yes, she has gained some weight since then, and I understand that for some women (bitches)a lot of it goes straight to all the right places. And I've read some of the ladies comment about their boobsplosions during pregnancy(ies). As far as I know, Hendricks doesn't have any children. And I just can not believe her breasts got that huge just from gaining some weight.

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"This racist stuff is worrisome. Im surprised anyone under 55 could actually feel this way given the rainbow of people and families in North America."

Sadly, I think it's generational. I know someone whose dad is so racist he doesn't think anything of dropping the n word. Unsurprisingly, his daughter, who has used Planned Parenthood AND had bennies at one point as a single mother, was so apoplectic over Romney's loss it was ridiculous. I'm thinking she shares her father's p.o.v. Just a guess!

I plan on donating to the Southern Poverty Law Center a lot more this time around. They educate kids about diversity, for one. For two, they help sue the pants off hate groups. This is 2012 and I am so over ignorance. Plus I look at it as a way to help protect the Pres. and his family from kooks.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 1:05am.
Submitted by how dare you on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 1:04am.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:55am

i thought we had a new guy!!

[kidding, whamo bambam jack chief ese etc etc etc. i kid i kid. please put them away and use a moist towelette before you touch the doorknob]

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Pervs! :D

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:55am
Ha! I did the same thing. (Sorry sushi, I'm sure they're fabulous, just not what I was hoping)

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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:51am.

i saw "i am well endowed" in the recent comments and pounced. dammit why did you have to be a girl?!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

I am well endowed and no matter how high I get my boobs up, they never have that rounded look. I'm leaning towards implants.

And while I do love her on Mad Men, I don't think that's an attractive look.

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Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:06am.
Have people told Jennifer Lawrence that she is a *fat* actress or is this just her paraphrasing? She looks to be barely a size 2 or 3.
This racist stuff is worrisome. Im surprised anyone under 55 could actually feel this way given the rainbow of people and families in North America.

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The really sad thing is, it's mostly younger people posting that vile shit on FB and Twatter. It's one thing to go on an anonymous messageboard and spew that trash, just as bad IMO but at least you can hide behind an anonymous username. These people don't seem to realize that their actual names are attached to these posts....college admissions people and employers can use good old Google, you know, and they're not going to like what they see!

The Internet is forever, kids. Wise the fuck up!

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Daniee's picture

Have people told Jennifer Lawrence that she is a *fat* actress or is this just her paraphrasing? She looks to be barely a size 2 or 3.
This racist stuff is worrisome. Im surprised anyone under 55 could actually feel this way given the rainbow of people and families in North America.

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Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 11:32pm.

I don't understand this telling this one to put her tatas away.
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They're jelly haters. As for myself, I'm going to go make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

crazyinjapan's picture

I loved the crying white people at Crunk and Disorderly. They have some nasty racists there! I had fun squashing them. *squish*

I don't understand this telling this one to put her tatas away. Where is she supposed to put them? Even in a turtleneck, they're gonna be there. And If she didn't show cleavage she would look 20 lbs heavier, and she also reveals no other part of her body. What is with ppl acting as if showing cleavage is the end of the world? She shouldn't be forced to wear a sack just because she has big ones, all the while skinny girls can run around half naked and it's okay.

Anonymouse73's picture

I felt guilty for lol-ing at the "White people mourning" (cause I guess I'm a bleeding heart Liberal)....until I went to that link w. all the Twitters.
I am THRILLED that people on that page are reporting the little bastards to their schools. We need to step it up this time. I'm tired of dealing w. the racism. Call them out. Every. Single. Time.

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 9:32pm.
Oh lord, I saw this link on the twitter earlier today and I wonder if some of those crying folks tweeted this crap. Really, these people still exist??
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BB wow there are some real dingbats out there. I laugh at these people that seem to think free speech means you can say whatever without repercussions. Yes you can say whatever you'd like but don't be crying your freedom of speech is somehow taken way when someone calls you out for your point of view.
Some people just don't get it. Those that don't tend to be the ones that say the most ignorant things.

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 9:32pm.
Oh lord, I saw this link on the twitter earlier today and I wonder if some of those crying folks tweeted this crap. Really, these people still exist??

http://jezebel.com/5958490/twitter-racists-react-to-that-nigger-getting-...

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*no words*
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Between this, the assassination tweets, and the fact that "fuck white people" is trending on Twitter now, there is no hope for humanity. Stick a fork in the human race because it's fucking DONE.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Hekki's picture

Those "Mad Men" folks sure like to show off their large appendages.

Dog's picture

Mel-Tang, ever read an interview with her? She whines and moans that she wants to be known for her acting and not her boobs. Yet she takes every opportunity to practically shove them into her chin and wear low-cut tops to make sure we don't miss them.

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Christina we get it!! You have big boobies. Now put them away and dress appropriately for once. Jeezus.

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Charlie Brown sucks. The whole franchise is fucking depressing and needs to be put to sleep.

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GG, if I had those I'd get a reduction. Her rack is repulsive.

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 9:32pm.

i'm confused by the "sand monkey" comment. wouldn't he be a "beach monkey?"

i hate sloppy racists.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

TelevisedRevolution's picture

now every time i see her, i imagine bruce willis titty titty bald heads POPPING from her shirt.

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God don't like ugly.

Gardening Girl's picture

Come on Doggie, if you had those, you'd show them off too!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 9:19pm.

I want to snuggle in those luscious mounds, and I'm str8.
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Me too. I just want to fall face first into those cream orbs.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012