Panty Creamer Of The Day, Part II
I know you're probably dry, exhausted and empty from going wild on that piping hot Dog (I see what I did there and I don't like it) and Beth Dog post below, but I'm sure you have more in you, so splash Gatorade on your genitals and go for another round. Here's dude supermodel type David Gandy in something called 10 Men Magazine (via Fashion Spot via Celebitchy).
After a long hard day of patrolling the streets (and subduing criminals with his steel blue eyes) as the masked panty creamer, David Gandy just likes to go home, shave his entire body, smear shoe polish on his hair, put on his favorite long johns and hang out on his roof top. I don't think I ever believed in magic underwear until now. Your move, Mormons.
And if you need more servings of Gandy nipples, click here. I love how he's staring at the camera like, "Someone call an AMBERT ALERT, because you will get lost in these eyes."
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Hahaha.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:40pm.
The main pics looks like he should be going to an outhouse in 1910
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With one of those "old-timey" handlebar moustaches!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
FUCK YEAH. I'm fighting illness and this is just what I needed. ::runs off to fire up the hitachi magic wand::
"Never trust a bitch who doesn't use her purse straps." MK
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:19pm.
Ms. Gandy, we are in the MIDST of Autumn and you have the NERVE to wear a BLACK CAPE with WHITE SNEAKERS!! Please wait a moment while I remove my luxurious leather glove so that I may slap you in the face with it!!!
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You, sir, win the internet today!
*smells sucky's glove*
People please stop nit picking! lol ;p
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:16pm.
Pretty much every hot guy I've ever crushed on has turned out to be a piece of shit. It's the regular guys who are the real princes. *sigh*
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This. But I've dated a regular guy who thought he was an Adonis. He wasn't, but he had a beautiful piece. And I'm penis picky.
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LOL! I haven't seen another man's penis since the first date I had with Mr F (well, my son not included) so I think I'd be weirded out if I saw an adult dick now.
Or at least I think so. Whamo, show a pic of yours and I'll see how I feel.
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Dark-sided!
People of Dlisted he is posing as a cowboy........it's called high fashion art. Geesh, come on a little support here. I don't smack down your Avies do I? ;-) ;-)
It looks as if they had to find the most worn-out, dead-broke, tired-ass old horse for this jerk to sit on while dressed as what? The Retarded Mask of Zorro? Well that horse ain't going nowhere, so you better have a really large sword Mr. Gandy. Tool.
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squirrels to the nuts!
The main pics looks like he should be going to an outhouse in 1910
My. My.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
If you could morph this guy and Rachel Maddow together, I'd be in fucking ecstasy.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/ns/msnbc_tv-rachel_maddow_show#4973...
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God don't like ugly.
I like the picture of him in his thermal underwear. Wouldn't I like to come home to that on a chilly winter's eve.
But those shitty photographs with the mask on...wtf? The photographer got too excited. "Dude, jump on that horse! And dude...wear this mask, it's gonna look hot!" I don't need the mask or the cape, ok? I don't have some 50 Shades/vampire fantasies. And I don't need that picture of him sensitively sniffing a horse. Lame.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:24pm.
*drowns in my own drool* Anno for prez!!
I couldn't believe it when I found out David Gandy is English. If only he represented what men really look like here... but then I'd be in big trouble.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:24pm.
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lol,
*gets fire extinguisher ready for Anno*
Dolce & Gabbana are doing big black winter male capes? Bet you're mad you're in S Cal now, MK.
He's so hot, it's actually scary! Damn!!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:16pm.
Pretty much every hot guy I've ever crushed on has turned out to be a piece of shit. It's the regular guys who are the real princes. *sigh*
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This. But I've dated a regular guy who thought he was an Adonis. He wasn't, but he had a beautiful piece. And I'm penis picky.
Holy shit. Hawt. Would be perfection with a hairy chest.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:11pm.
HEY. A beautiful and classy industry was built on people taking shots between legs.
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Well THOSE shots are the epitome of class all we know THAT! :)
Silly or not, dude is an excellent eye-cleanser after Dog and Pig.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
MK, THANK YOU FOR POSTING THE HOTNESS OF THE CANDY MAN, KING DAVID GANDY.
As for the picture on the horse, you fools its called art.........high fashion. It doesn't have to make sense. Oh poo, who am I fooling .....I don't care for it much either as it covers his face. It's supposed to be something about cowboys. I still love him and he could be covered in mud and I wouldn't care. Notice he has no tats on his body to mar his perfection. Yes, I realize I've gone around the bend, the big bend, haha.
My husband laughs everytime he sees the Gandy man as my screensaver. But when he saw the one on my phone it made him roll his eyes a little. He gives me a pass on Gandy because I told him he reminds me of him with his eyes .....but my husband has fair skin of the Irish ......it all works out.
Dog is totally cancelling out David's hotness, so we need another hunk to increase the hunki-ness factor. Where's Thor these days?
He's hot, but looks like he'd be mean.
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Douchechill!
YUM! But would be YUMMIER with a little chest hair to run my fingers through.
I just don't get it. In a circuit party, this guy would be completely invisible. He looks like pretty much every single gay guy on the planet who goes to the gym. Why is this guy a supermodel?
Anno's link has WAY better photos. Swear to god, my heart started to beat faster.
LMAO @ the comments! Yeah, those are some ridiculous shots, like the last one where he's smelling his horse or laughing milk out of his nose or whatever is going on there. The banner pic though, swoooooooon
Holy frijole! *crosses legs tightly*
Need some more?
http://theberry.com/2010/09/24/afternoon-eye-candy-david-gandy-25-photos...
Whoa! Yes! What the hell kind of pants is he wearing in the banner pic? Those must go, ASAP.
Ms. Gandy, we are in the MIDST of Autumn and you have the NERVE to wear a BLACK CAPE with WHITE SNEAKERS!! Please wait a moment while I remove my luxurious leather glove so that I may slap you in the face with it!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
lol!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
NOM!!!! My GOD, that is a specimen. Aw, MK does love us.
You know, I'm old enough to know better. He's probably some scumbag jerk.
Like, I was all in love with Olivier Martinez when I saw him in that movie with Diane Lane. And in real life, he's a sleazy scuzzer who doesn't bathe.
Pretty much every hot guy I've ever crushed on has turned out to be a piece of shit. It's the regular guys who are the real princes. *sigh*
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:09pm.
LMFAO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
oh honey this is the guy that Bigbendy always has in her avatar right? oh honey..
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I hate hunks. Except Fabio. I would totally have a tea party with him and my cats.
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1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
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Submitted by Whamo: "Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:02pm.
Yea...not loving the cow-horse hybrid thing and the sneakers....and the little blanket mask is weird too.
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the shitbox car in the background really sets the whole thing off. lol!"
Didn't catch that the first time. Now I'm cracking up.
They were probably going for some lady-fantasy that here comes this brutish mystery man on horseback to savage you and rip off your bodice. But he's wearing beat up tennis shoes and is being photographed in a parking lot.
HAHAHHAHAHA!
Hot, but more ridiculous than romance book cover art. All that's missing is the damsel with her chichis hanging out of her peasant dress.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:09pm.
You know the ones, they are always taking pictures though something, stairs, bicycle spokes, legs, tree branches....
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HEY. A beautiful and classy industry was built on people taking shots between legs.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
The mask on the lower face is too "I'm about to take your appendix out" or "I'm about to rob your convenience store" or possibly "I'm a confused Zorro." I do believe the horse with cow markings is a pinto pony.
Why the hell does he look like he's going to do a drive by on some motherfuckers at Gettysburg?
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Who took ALL these shots a first year community college kid?
You know the ones, they are always taking pictures though something, stairs, bicycle spokes, legs, tree branches....
YAAASSSSSS! More of this please!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:02pm.
Yea...not loving the cow-horse hybrid thing and the sneakers....and the little blanket mask is weird too.
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the shitbox car in the background really sets the whole thing off. lol!
What is happening in thumb #2? "Oh don't mind me. I'm just taking my pony out to rob a stagecoach, wearing a cape, sweatpants, and vintage Reebok aerobic shoes from 1986. You know, typical Thursday stuff."
I'm with Hekki, that shot on the horse has me laughing my ass off, what a massive photo fail and yes those runners look all sorts of seeeeeeeeezzzzyyy. Bwahaaa!
Meh.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Did someone fart in thumb 4?
Shouldn't have shaved the body hair.
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Yea...not loving the cow-horse hybrid thing and the sneakers....and the little blanket mask is weird too.
You're in a magazine for hot men and they cover up your face, put you on a horse and give you bad clothes. That's stupid.