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No, this isn't a picture of Lindsay Lohan and White Oprah having a beautiful mother-daughter bonding moment. But if you're a sucio-brained freak who really wants to fap to soft-core incest porn between a mother and a daughter who look like two bags of rotten freeway oranges left out in the San Fernando Valley sun, then just squint your eyes, believe and your genitals will make it happen. You nasty shit.
This is Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife Beth Dog leaving a tanning salon in West Hollywood, CA yesterday afternoon. I call STAGED PHOTO-OP, because Dog and Beth don't keep their skin looking like two pieces of jerky made from Panda Express' orange chicken by going to a tanning salon. That's for amateurs. They paid the McDonald's corporation millions of dollars to build them a giant deep fryer in their home. They put on their goggles, lay in the giant basket, get dipped in the oil and come out looking like the sun just barfed all over them.
If you're a sucio-brained freak who really wants to fap to soft-core porn between two dogs who look like two bags of rotten freeway oranges left out in the San Fernando Valley sun, you don't have to squint your eyes in order for your genitals to make it happen.
And on a different note, Dog's deep fried pompadour mullet is so beautiful. It looks like a mane of French's french fried onions. Add some green beans and you have a delicious casserole.
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God, could they be any grosser?! her boobs are as big as her head and her upper, inner thigh area is just...ICK! and he just looks sasquatchy (is that a word)?
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At least they seem to get erections for each other! He is a hot mess..
Idk about these two, but oh em gee I would with Leland, man oh man I would lol....maybe Dwayne Lee on a different day
Tan Mom must be the long lost daughter of Dog.
I understand laying in the sun by the pool, drinking beer. I do not understand paying to get skin cancer.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Not possible to become more grizzled than these two.
good lawd.
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
His skin looks like it hurts.
Pero MK, a lobster-red complexion is so in these days!
His son, Leland Chapman, is a total panty creamer.
Eh, who cares how they look? They love each other and have remained married through alot of trials. Of course we can't celebrate that, we need to pick them apart because they're not beautiful. But if they were, we'd pick them apart too.
Sad.
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No sucio brain waves, no panty creaming and zero horndog action in the room, but you go right ahead if you want MK, hahaha
Something nice: their running shoes look sweet. ;p
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Please tell me these people didn't breed!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 3:51pm.
Whoever said Beth needs a breast reduction, I know someone who makes Beth look flat. This woman has such ginormous breasts, yet she spends her money on tons of expensive jewelry. I feel like taking her to the side one day and saying, "get those fucking things reduced, will ya?" They need their own zip code! It's simply outrageous.
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No offense, Twatty dear, but if you do that, I hope she responds by pointing out something about your appearance and telling you to "get it fixed." There's nothing wrong with having large breasts, even "simply outrageous" ones.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 12:58pm.
i fully endorse your Proposition "Fuck Em In The Ass"
smdh
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
SarahR. -- OMG, you & I share the same sick mind. Well, actually, when I saw these two, the first thing I thought about was that Hulk Hogan sex tape. Whether I want to see these two in a sex tape with Hulk is another thing; I don't know if I could take it. But I'd hold your hand afterward, hon.
Whoever said Beth needs a breast reduction, I know someone who makes Beth look flat. This woman has such ginormous breasts, yet she spends her money on tons of expensive jewelry. I feel like taking her to the side one day and saying, "get those fucking things reduced, will ya?" They need their own zip code! It's simply outrageous.
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I can't hate on them; they look sweet and genuinely in love, not like the fake photo-op shit we usually see here.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Regardless of what kind of people they are, I'd rather look at real-looking people than plastic-doll celebrities. They seem to care about each other, too.
They could be wearing more flattering clothing, but it's not up to me to tell them what to wear.
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He doesn't look human. His face looks like it could win someone a special effects/makeup Oscar.
Although they do seem like they really are into each other, I can't get over the feeling that they smell like charred skin and Vienna sausage. Ick.
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Submitted by C on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 2:51pm.
they live in fucking Hawaii. why are they at the tanning place?
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Dumbasses?
Submitted by Orangina on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:58pm.
Walking around in exercise clothing doesn't burn calories. Neither does tanning.
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Lol! They probably think their bodies are ALL muscles.
Them be some homely lookin people.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
they live in fucking Hawaii. why are they at the tanning place?
I LOVE leeland (sp?). i'm glad none of you have claimed him. he's all mine :)
I prefer my famous people to at least start off attractive, so that I can laugh at their fat, wrinkles, hair loss, etc.
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but I like the "say something nice" vibe y'all are having today.
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God don't like ugly.
They both look like they stink. Of burnt skin, cigarettes and booze. Yuck.
Oh gross-is that a NIPPLE poking out the very side of her shirt?
Thanks Michael K. I just threw up everything I ever ate or will eat in my entire life. They look like deep fried Troll dolls.
Note to self: start new diet and exercise program immediately.
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I was thinking the same thing Cindyloo....
They need to park the SUVs and get some exercise. How are they gonna catch all those methheads, out of breath with their toy guns?
Oops double post, I'm on my iPhone.
Walking around in exercise clothing doesn't burn calories. Neither does tanning.
I knew girls who would tan a lot because they thought it made them look skinnier, like the tan would hide the cellulite or the fat or something.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:05pm.
Dog must have a hell of a time deciding which thighgina he wants to shove his dry aged Slim Jim into every night!!
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THIGHGINA!!!!!!
*passes out after uncontrollably giggling*
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Beth, BREAST.REDUCTION.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
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Tanning salons are addictive as hell. Glad I always covered face up and quit by 33.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:05pm.
Dog must have a hell of a time deciding which thighgina he wants to shove his dry aged Slim Jim into every night!!
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Submitted by SarahR. on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 12:17pm.
I want to see a sex tape with these two and Hulk Hogan.
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GAH!! NO!!! That would be too unholy even for this site! WTF would you bring up such dark-sided sh!t???
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 11/08/2012 - 1:05pm.
Dog must have a hell of a time deciding which thighgina he wants to shove his dry aged Slim Jim into every night!!
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Thanks, Mad Catter; I just threw up a little at that visual! Thanks a bunch!!
Submitted by The Mad Catter: "Dog must have a hell of a time deciding which thighgina he wants to shove his dry aged Slim Jim into every night!!"
THIGHGINA! *dies laughing*
You horz are preventing me from doing my chores. Stop.
*sizzle*
They are trashy and tacky (those fingernails, JEEZ) but they seem happy and they've turned their lives around and used their sordid pasts to help themselves and others. No hate.
Dog must have a hell of a time deciding which thighgina he wants to shove his dry aged Slim Jim into every night!!
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Tell me how you really feel, Whamo & don't hold back!
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Tell me how you really feel, Whamo & don't hold back!
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They probably think that the tanning salon is kind of healthy and since they emerge with a glow and feel warm, they feel healthier. Seriously.
Plus it looks like he has a smoothie. Smoothie=healthy (to Dawg)
I honestly can't see them without thinking of South Park.
"Beth! Bear mace that guy!"
vsmini: You gave me something to think about. Generally, I think it's about the personality.
Beautiful women we shred because they're shallow cunty egomaniacs: Beyonce, Kim K, Goopy, JLo
Beautiful women we don't shred because they seem like decent humans: Charlize Theron, Stacey Keibler, Meryl Streep
I like how they love each other, was entertained by their show for a while but that's about it.
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