Thursday, November 8th 2012

RiRi And Kate Moss Take Turns Getting Naked

RiRi can't go through a photo shoot without the photographer, assistants, stylists, the dude who keeps the chips bowl full and everybody else in the studio getting two eye fulls of her titty knobs. Just like the dude who lived across from me when I lived in the East Village a few years ago, bitch always to have her titties out. (Side note: You haven't lived in NYC until you've looked out your living room window and watched a fat, hairy white dude sing out loud while cooking. Fuck city views, I want singing bear views.)

And Kate Moss is just like RiRi, she's gotta make sure everybody has seen her boobs more than they've seen their own. So when V Magazine (via Fashionista) put Kate and RiRi in a shoot together, of course they brought their chichis out and took turns whipping each other like a straight dude's dream version of a lesbian Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades of Flannel?). Speaking of dreams, this is also a coke dealer's idea of the perfect threesome. I'm sure that the carbon monoxide detector in the studio started screaming, because it smelled chemical gas wafting out of RiRi and Kate Moss' noses and it went off just to be safe.

And here's RiRi's video for that Diamonds song. Bitch is running from cars, rubbing on some white Chris Brown arm, staring at the Northern Lights and cutting up her lungs by trying to smoke rhinestones.

Well, I liked the part with the horse...

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 2:36pm.

You are so fucking interminably unbearable.

I'm pretty sure every human being on this planet is racially mixed going back countless generations. That does not change the simple fact in my post: Both Rihanna's parents are black. You are not an authority on mixed race people just because you are black.

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tomato puff's picture

So unfair-why cant Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles do photoshoots like this? i mean just one-thats all we ask for!

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 2:36pm.

Thank you. God, explaining this gets tiring!

dorian_graye's picture

I wholeheartedly approve of these photos as a gay man. I cannot even imagine how I would feel about them if I was straight. My hands would likely be too busy to even be writing this right now.

Infamous's picture

I think the pix are hot but I swear this same set up was done before with ScarJo and someone else...I just cant remember

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REDMOND's picture

I never ever found Kate Moss attractive until she hit her 30s, now I think she's fab. I don't get why people like RiRi. I agree with Whamo on that she look hot doing the Scarface look, otherwise she's very average. Her voice sucks. She's dumb as a rock, and so on and so forth.

EyeBeenHadTheCrown's picture

airbrushing half her forehead and half her nose out of the shots are funny yet sad. IF they don't hide half of her face with her hair or a mask... then that is the only option for her photo shoots. Except Vogue, who displayed all the ugly in all it's splendor.

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Good Queen Liz's picture

Nobody is sticking up for boiled egg face Kate.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 11:59am.
Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 11:33am.
Good Queen - she's not black, she's mixed.

Both her parents are black.
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just for fun:

White slaveowners regularly raped black women so that they could sell their children. "Cum and increase your inventory! Spooge and make yourself rich!"

Even Thomas Jefferson did it.

And the white ladies of the plantation couldn't stand those little bastard children of their husbands running around, so you know they got sold off from their moms quick and dirty. Just so the wife could get some satisfaction - especially if the mother was a beautiful woman, like Rihanna.

That's one of the reasons why we are a rainbow people.

I am going to copy and paste this into a word document so, in a few weeks when the color of the next African descendent is up for discussion, I won't have to explain it all over again.

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liverwurst's picture

I think it's so fucking sad how a woman in 2012 feel they need to represent themselves as a slut or super freak to be even remotely interesting....sad fuckin day indeed. Men are still large and in charge..

Good Queen Liz's picture

I agree when it comes to Rihanna who is a singer so why does she feel the need to do this? Kate on the other hand doesn't really do anything else.

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Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 11:33am.

Whamo, honey, you lost me. A clear sign I need to make some coffee.
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What I meant was my name for Cashew is Chewy...I was not calling RiRi Chewy lol!

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Submitted by CashewTime on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:23pm.

Lol whamo,

You said Rihanna was hot that time she did the scarface look,
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LOL DID I? lol, I think I kinda remeber that,
I think I've seen something on her since then that might have turned me off her a bit BUT you know I would hit it anyway whether I liked her or not who an I kidding.

Mel-Tang's picture

Yuck to both. I think they have daddy issues.

And Rihanna's new song sucks.

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jilliancnow23's picture

Jillian It would've been a nice, cute, down to earth, song about how love makes you feel like a Diamond but there are drugs in the video and the lyrics. What makes drug users think they're cool...the shit breath, the early skin aging, or the mental problems like, apathy, hunger, etc...etc..???

MadgesVadge's picture

This spread is hot and both these tricks look great. No shade here. Kate has been through hell and back and she is no worse for wear. Rihanna's personal life might be a hot mess and perhaps not everyone cares for her music, but she's hot as fire right now and her star quality is undeniable.

With regards to her having been airbrushed to look lighter, I just want to point out that while she is a black woman, she is naturally light skinned, and the fact that she has gorgeous green eyes tells us that there is probably more than one white person in her not-so-distant lineage. So in that respect, she is racially mixed. Most people from the islands are. Some more than others. So I don't think she got the Beyonce Photoshop Package.

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Gardening Girl's picture

Oh my God, yes Shirley Manson! *girl fap*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Dannii's picture

you know, i really like the song-i would like it more if someone else was singing it though, because to me it shows rihanna's lack of range. i think my girl Shirley Manson would do justice to this song even though its probably not the kind of song she would sing.

I dont know if liking pop singers songs is that much of a shameful thing as most of them dont write the songs anyway they just sing them-as many of the words of this song contain more than one syllable i would be really surprised if rihanna actually wrote it.

Good Queen Liz's picture

Thank you.My replies ( both of them) are under post I replied to. Note to self: look ! I had absolutely no intention of implying Rihanna has or does not have pride because of her heritage, just making a comment about her as a person.I hate insulting people by accident so sorry if I did.

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Submitted by Good Queen Liz on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 11:25am.

Honestly, when I first read it...I thought you were linking being black with not being prideful...maybe what others thought. I was like yikes ;)

I get what you mean now though! Unfortunately, the airbrushing happens a lot.

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Lol whamo,

You said Rihanna was hot that time she did the scarface look, and Kate is goopy skinny, so I figured lol! I'm glad to hear I underestimated you :p

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Submitted by Good Queen Liz on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:00pm.
I keep posting a reply but it doesn't appear!

That's because you are replying directly to the comment, I'm guessing via mobile? It is appearing under the person's post, if you click Show replies+

Good Queen Liz's picture

Thanks!

dbella's picture

Both these bitches are ugly

Few Words's picture

needs more jello.

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Good Queen Liz's picture

I keep posting a reply but it doesn't appear! Short version: Rihanna has been airbrushed to match very pale Kate. I would imagine most black or mixed race people would object to that but this assumes a level of pride I don't associate with her.

Dirk Diggler's picture

The song isn't half bad. In fact, it's quite good. RiRi has a nice voice, especially in the lower register.

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Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 11:33am.
Good Queen - she's not black, she's mixed.

Both her parents are black.

Sweetas's picture

*fans self* The first thumb just set my monitor on fire.

Gardening Girl's picture

Oh look! Cokewhores being whorey!

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Immodest Goddess's picture

Good Queen - she's not black, she's mixed. There IS a difference and what the hell does race have to do with anything here?!

Whamo, honey, you lost me. A clear sign I need to make some coffee.

Good Queen Liz's picture

I was commenting on the airbrushed skin. KM is a very pale white person whilst Rihanna is, whatever her heritage, much darker. Airbrushing her to match the paler person might offend many black or mixed race people but that assumes a level of pride I don't associate with her.

Good Queen Liz's picture

Was commenting on airbrushed skin. In reality KM is a very pale white person & Rihanna is, whatever her heritage, a lot darker in tone. Not about 'race' but commenting on lightening darker woman to match,which I would imagine a woman with pride would object to.

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Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 10:16am.

LOL @ Whamo's "Chewy RiRi" reference.
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LOL Actually IG I call Cashew Chewy, I should have had a comma there:)

Cashew broke down to Chew which broke down to Chewy...now you know the REST of the story:)

Good Queen Liz's picture

Isn't Rihanna black? Oh well not like she's troubled by pride.Kate is so airbrushed they may as well write 'this is me face innit ' on a boiled egg.

fredfred's picture

oh my. how shocking.

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FluffKitteh's picture

I think they both look pretty here.
*hides*

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Immodest Goddess's picture

LOL @ Whamo's "Chewy RiRi" reference.

Immodest Goddess's picture

I wish I could like these women more. Kate Moss always gives good face. Always. And that is rare, even amongst supermodels. Yet despite this I don't care and she never moves me. I personally cannot stand Naomi Campbell but that bitch just brings it. Cindy Crawford had it too. What was I saying? Oh yeah.

I wish I cared about Rihanna more (I refuse to say Riri because that's my sister's nickname, long before this fool appeared on the scene). To be where she is today is a sort of miracle, when you consider her roots and the odds she had to beat. I guess the thing with her is that every annoying trait in the early 20s that most of us have and outgrow and feel ashamed about are magnified and indulged in on a global scale.

Smoking? Loving an asshole? Experimenting with hair/clothes/personalities. Yup. Been there, done that and worse (except for the smoking) But she's got millions of dollars and fans. Add that to the inherent narcissism of youth and you have one obnoxious, dumb mofo.

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Submitted by CashewTime on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:59am.

Uh oh. We're going to have to commit Whamo after he sees these.
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LOL! Actually Chewy RiRi does nothing for me BUT for some reason just recently after seeing that stunning shot of Kate face here and now this picture..I must admit, I'm getting a little "twitchy" first thing in the morning looking at her:P

The Beaver's picture

I get a lot of *yaaaawwwwwwnnnnn* now from RiRi's antics. I'm pretty amazed I made it to 1:18 of that video, though.

Rockwell's picture

There is a whole lot of derp face going on in these pictures. I would bet a game of tic tac toe would confound them. Duhrrrrrrr.........

Bossy's picture

Why do they do this type of shoot? It looks silly and everything is super photo shopped. Also both of them have the ick factor and although they can look attractive at times if I were a guy I wouldn't get near them. Look, don't touch type situation. Then again some people don't find an ick factor in anyone.

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OT: Awww, Brooke Burke has thyroid cancer. :( I hope she gets better.

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Submitted by Oddly_Titillating on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 8:43am.

You know, I've never actually met anyone who admits to being a "fan" of Rihanna. Makes me wonder how she's still relevant.
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I, uh, I like some of her songs.

I wouldn't call myself a "fan", though. Partly it's because the word has "screaming teenage boy band fan" connotations for me. And partly because her persona is so try hard, and has been for a while, that it's embarassing by now.

Oddly_Titillating's picture

You know, I've never actually met anyone who admits to being a "fan" of Rihanna. Makes me wonder how she's still relevant.

Cindy and KD DID do it better! What a great blast from the past!

She sounds like Lady Gaga here, no? I find it distracting.

(& Kesha sounded like Katy Perry in the video posted yesterday, in my opinion)