Monday, November 12th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 9th!
Jimmy Fallon immediately regretted his decision to announce Robert Pattinson's starring role in Fifty Shades of Grey to a live studio audience of Twihards. - TFBuckFutter
Runners-up:
Jimmy Fallon hosts a long-awaited shower intervention for RPatz.- prommom
"And that Rob, is how Kim Kardashian became famous, any more questions?" - El Bastardo
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Yay Tbutt, promom and El Bits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
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Ohhh my lord, these are HILARIOUS! And MissC, your avatar photo is just as funny :)
Congrats to the winners and thanks, MK and Rande!!
Funny pic but tough to caption. You guys nailed it though. Congrats!
"Don't hate. Excel." - the divine Sweetas
Congrats to the wet and witty winnahs!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LMAO @ TFBuckFutter
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Congrats to the winners!
El B ♥
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
LOL @ prommom.
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"What government executive is not having an affair with some guy's wife?" (Slate)
KStew might be creeped out by 50 Shades of Grey, but RPattz is a bit grossed out by fans' reaction to the book.
Yeah, jimmy, he makes us wet too.
"I swear, we ONLY made out."
When Jimmy introduced RPatz to the audience, all the women collectively sprayed him with their cooze juices... Even the elephant. She just couldn't forget that movie they did together.
When asked why he has been with KStew so long, he decided to have her demonstrate... "She's a squirter!"
Getting our celebratory drink on: it's what we do when people like Jalonta buy our mirrors.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Rob bluffs out, "oh my God's, what the? Eww,, whoo did that? Jimmy interrupted himand said, " ah yes, bitch, that'd be me...I farted jackass and it's a wet one!" Lol
Panty Creamers of the Year Rob Pattinson and Jimmy Fallon react to their win at the Dlisted Awards.
What a pair of L'eausers.
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My lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related
"And that Rob, is how Kim Kardashian became famous, any more questions?"
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My lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related
With Don't Ask, Don't Tell repealed, the USO had to come up with a new approach for its annual "Kandahar Celebrity Wet T-Shirt Contest."
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"Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heifer?" - NeNe, Queen of the SNAPs
Everyone had a good laugh when the NBC Pages snuck the senior class from Our Lady of the Sacred Cameltoe High School into Jimmy's taping.
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"Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heifer?" - NeNe, Queen of the SNAPs
Jimmy: "Just pretend it is Obama jizz!!"
Turned out, the elephant was their favorite guest even though they greeted him by touching the wrong 'trunk'.
Jimmy was surprised to see that Edward didn't die when he threw holy water on him.
Lesson 1 in late night TV: hovering a net of balloons over your guests head waiting to be released - good. A group of teenage twihards - bad. Very bad.
Busy busy RPatz, decides that he would wash himself and his clothes at the same time
In this segment of the show, Jimmy showed the audience that RPatz really wouldn't melt if hit with water - (But his cunty girlfriend would)
Jimmy Fallon demonstrates for RPatz the concept of basic hygiene
"Oh shhh, eeeww what the FAA?" Rob asks. "Heehee...yeah...bitch, I farted," Jimmy replies!
We Came
Jimmy: "You showed Michael Bay photo's of Kristen Stewart washing your car in a bikini right?"
Robert: "...well almost. They weren't of Kristen, but Betty White."
2 literal douches
Jimmy Fallon immediately regretted his decision to announce Robert Pattinson's starring role in Fifty Shades of Grey to a live studio audience of Twihards.
"Kristen Stewart Was Here"
"And THAT is why I forgave her. I needed a break from all the squirting, Jimmy"
getting jizzed up takes on new meaning when Rpatz climbs on board
In Water Pong, nobody wins. Beer Pong or Water Bong? Well, that's another story.
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Low lights, destroyed surroundings, running low on water, got wet: Stars in a Hurricane: They're Just Like Us!
Self-cleaning douches.
Who wants 50% more jizz?????
RPatz demonstrates to Jimmy what happens when he gets busy on KStew's munch box.
"I swear, we ONLY made out."
what's in your wallet?
Taylor Lautner pre-cums a lot!
Jenny McCarthy just won't put that hose away.
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This is how you play douche the douche.
2 Goys, 1 Cup.
Rob is used to the panty pudding wherever he goes, but this was Jimmy's first time.
They should have known that with K-Fed waiting to come on next, showing porn in the green room was a really bad idea.
All I got from this was a boregasm.
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