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Little Meysi, the Yorkie puppy who is well on her way to knocking Boo Boo off the World's Smallest Dog throne. Well, technically, Little Meysi would have to pay a dog bigger than her to physically knock Boo Boo off the throne since she couldn't knock a baby fly off of a wisp of air. That's how small this adorable dingle is.
Little Meysi currently weighs in at 3.25 ounces (that's 20 grams less than the iPhone 5 and only 1 ounce more than the average weight of a Victoria's Secret Angel) and her owner Anna Pohl almost threw her into the dumpster at birth, because she thought she was a placenta. It kind of sucks that Little Meysi (that's Polish for "Placenta with Eyes") can't read or write, because "Dumb Bitch Thought I Was A Placenta" would be a good title for her memoirs. Anna Pohl tells her local paper Gazeta Jarocinska (via Yahoo!) that when Meysi was born, they thought it would only take a few days for her to float up to Jesus because she was so weak and small. But a few months have gone by and she's eating normal and has grown to the size of a soda can. Sarah Pohl said this:
"It's a miracle Meysi is even alive. When her mother Pusia started giving birth to her litter, I thought at first she had passed a piece of placenta and was about to throw it away when suddenly it started moving. The worst was the first six weeks. Zero sleep. I was feeding her day and night, every half hour. Sometimes I ran out of strength, had to call out of work. Her sister is three times her size. She eats on her own now… but she's too small to bathe… She eats Gerber baby food on her own. You can tell by her round belly that she's got a good appetite."
Guinness World Record can't officially dethrone Boo Boo and crown Meysi until she's a year old, but most vets don't think she'll grow that much more so the title is easily hers. ....Unless, Boo Boo flies to Poland and sneaks Ensure and YGH (Yorkie Growth Hormone) into Meysi's baby food.
My dog only weighs in at 8 pounds (FAT FUCK!) and the nuggets that came out of his butt weigh more than Meysi does. I do like looking at a dog that looks like a methed-up baby rat in a Yorkie costume, but I wouldn't want one. You couldn't ever put Meysi down on the floor, because you'd be too afraid of stepping on her or she might wander off and get into a fight with a roach and lose. You couldn't even walk Meysi down the street. Do they even make collars that big? I guess you could make one for her out of Shia LaDouche's cock ring (although, that might be too small for her).
And if you press play on that video to see what it would look like if one of Jon Hamm's 12 ounce nutsacks went on a crash diet and mutated into an adorable puppy, make sure to stay for Anna Pohl's exquisitely crafted eyebrows (at the 0:21 mark).
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Let me tell you something people...the dogs that birth these "tea cups breeds" have a fucking life of misery. Some fat as fuck, bleach haired, lazy witch who sells dogs on the internet out of her garage ( much like the one above) keeps a bunch of females too small to give birth in a cage, in the dark, all their life. When they are ready to give birth, they cut them open. I've seen puppy mill rescues of "tea cup yorkies" that have 7 or 8 cesarian scars on them. They're basically being used for their body parts. Don't buy this shit. Get a normal size yorkie.
I have a yorkie/chihuahua mix. He's 7 pounds and a total crackhead, but I lurvs him.
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Rungs are the cooLest of the litters usually, all personality and attitude, Meysi is the best
well I have to say that I never understood small dogs until we rescued a chihuahua/weiner dog mix -supposedly for my in laws-and she is so fucking cool....
Her and our dalmatian bonded right away,he would carry her around in her harness and right away she started kicking ass-fiercely protective of him and us, goes to the dog park to fuck with the big dogs, hates little dogs and puppies-she supervises our dal who is a total dumb ass-they adore each other ..when we got her she was just under 3lbs and was tiny -I cannot imagine wtf I would do with one this size!
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Awwww!!! This baby is too adorable!
Can't believe chola almost threw her away. :( Hope this puppy lives a wonderful, long life. <3
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JTROS - I totally agree. I think it's how much time you spend with the animal. My 3 Jack Russell's are laid back and lazy because they're with us a lot. They've been socialized since they were young. It sounds like your puppeh is the same way. :-)
I'm with you JTROS yorkies are awesome especially mine!
Frappe bloat-great post , I agree with everything you write.
MK-your mind is a wonderful, hilarious place!
Submitted by JTROS on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:41pm.
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JTROS, your puppeh is adorable! I have a tiny 5 lbs doggy myself. Love her to death!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
My great grandmother had a chihuahua that was Satan's spawn. That little shit was always trying to bite my face off or nip at me. And it barked ALL THE TIME.
My dog rarely barks - to alert it's potty time, to say it's dinner time, or if some person is at the door. She's fiercely protective of me (and to a smaller extent, my husband) but she has only nipped when someone tried to take her bone out of her mouth. She doesn't even hate going to the vet.
What I'm trying to say is, yes - certain dogs have certain "temperaments", but really their behavior is a reflection of the owners.
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Having a mom named Pusia is reason alone for being a hot slut.
MK, if you love dogs which I'm sure you do, then please stop reporting on smallest dogs.
I worked at a vets and if you knew what people do in order to create tiny dogs, you'd be horrified.
They do it for this reason. The reason posted. The ones that do it on purpose ALWAYS seek attention this way. The pup will sell for a fortune and will be poorly.
I now can tell these people. They always sell a "omg it happened naturally!" story. They usually say they will keep it, but sell it for a huge sum. You're looking at a minimum of $20,000 for this pup. More, the more people share the story and he becomes `famous`.
These dogs are ALWAYS unhealthy, but are sold as healthy. It will likely live a short, painful life. It's bones will be very fragile and it's undoubtedly premature.
What ur looking at here is a coverup, this tiny pup thing is a marketing ploy by unethical and unscrupulous breeders to drive up the price of their puppies.
If u don't believe me, look into it.
Just a lil info: The breeders will buy or breed a teeny, tiny Yorkshire Terrier and then breed her with the tiniest male they can find. We're talking under 5 pounds!! It's hugely wrong to breed dogs under 5 pounds. Added to which they arrange for the pups to be premie's. The runtiest premie is the one they hope will make the records.
Put it another way, if you're a regular dog breeder, building your reputation for healthy dogs and your dog has a tiny rediculously small puppy "naturally", would your first reaction be to get it out in the press? Or would you be busy taking care of your puppy and wondering what you can do to improve the situation so it doesn't happen again? Trust me good breeders see this as a bad thing and would do their best for the puppy while saying nothing. This was done on purpose, for this media press, for money.
Sorry for the rant but I love dogs and wish people knew what was really going on, and the sick ways people strive for this.
Tell me how you really feel, Jack.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:47pm.
Yeah, tiny dogs often have outsized egos and act aggressively like they're 60 lbs. Why is that? Cuz they're pampered more
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It's that Napoleon Syndrome. Being a big person, I'm sure one of my life regrets when I get older will be to have never punched out a deserving short guy with Napoleon issues. Not my problem bigger people picked on you, you little fuck.
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I cannot stand yippy-ass little yorkies. Whore #2 bought 2(!!) of them towards the end of the marriage (thank God she got em in the divorce). Paid a freakin fortune to be perpetually annoyed by those skitzed out fucking crackheads that were constantly circling your feet and barking at their own shadow. fuck
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I recently met 2 Yorkies that changed my mind; they were sweet. Until then, all the Yorkies I had met were assholes and tried to bite me, and I love every dog & cat I meet -- I'm a total animal lover.
JTROS -- kiss your baby for me.
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Hahahaaa! Love you baby JTROS. And pleae dont change your avie, seeing that little dog in that "What are YOU looking at" stance makes me smile.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Yeah, tiny dogs often have outsized egos and act aggressively like they're 60 lbs. Why is that? Cuz they're pampered more?
Got a neighbor with two of those pooches. Her neighbor has a full on yorkie. Fearless animals, hard to train. I helped a stranger chase his gf's yorkie around the block, jumping in the street to warn cars when that little shit darted into the street. Problem with them is they're too fuckin' little to wring their necks.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 12:38pm.
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In her mind, she's 5'8, 135 lbs. She's very loving, but if you step to me, she will try to kick your ass. Well, was much as she can ;) Most of the time, though, she just rolls over on her back and wants her belly rubbed.
Submitted by Bigbendy: "A friend of mine had a teacup yorkie. It was a nightmare, always getting lost in the house and close to being stepped on. She had to find another home for it as she was scared she was going to accidently kill it."
True story: A woman I know rolled over in her sleep and smothered hers. She's an alcoholic, so it was probably in one of her stupors. She was very reluctant to tell me exactly what happened, but the story eventually dribbled out, over a few glasses of wine.
Adorable but it'd be dead within weeks at my house. I constantly break things accidentally by stepping on them. Just recently I stepped on my son's Halloween mask and cracked it. It would only be a matter of time before this morsel of a dog suffered the same fate.
JTROS, your doggie looks like it can give someone a piece of her mind! And I mean that in a good way.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I love my little yorkie-poo (6.5 pounds). She's very playful & is very social with everyone and every animal. Only birds and bugs are her enemies (she tries to hunt them).
Go ahead and judge me. I don't care. My dog is awesome and I wouldn't trade her for the world.
it's cute, but smaller than a cat...that does not work for me...
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I also knew a chick with a miniature Yorkie, as if the regular ones aren't already small enough. Whoever purposely breeds dogs that small is an asshole.
:O Shade, you eat Yorkies?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
A friend of mine went to a cattle auction and got some regular cows and at the end they saw a sucker in her and got her to shell out a few bucks for these ridiculously cute teeny baby cows. Both ended up being blind (try dealing with that on your ranch, two tied together and walking into trees Tweedle Dee and Tweeely Dumb). I wish there was a happy ending.
Bigbendy... Was just thinking those same thoughts. I would be on constant alert for that little rat under my feet.
It's a cute one- even though I always find Yorkies to look greasy.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 11:39am.
FUCK THAT FAT BITCH
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A friend of mine had a teacup yorkie. It was a nightmare, always getting lost in the house and close to being stepped on. She had to find another home for it as she was scared she was going to accidently kill it.
Well, bless Anna for doing the hard work to keep that dog alive.
That is NOT a dog.
I always say hairy rats but I love MK's description more. Methed-up baby rat in a yorkie costume indeed.
FUCK THAT FAT BITCH
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Well, bless Anna for doing the hard work to keep that dog alive.
I hate Yorkies, though.