Friday, November 9th 2012

A Judge Shuts Down Halle Berry's Plan To Escape To France

Halle Berry is sick of the paparazzi getting in her life and shoving their lenses in her daughter Nahla's face, so she came up with a plan to escape them by moving all the way to her fiance's homeland. The only problem was that Nahla's father Gabriel Aubry lives in Los Angeles and went to the judge to stop Halle from moving thousands of miles away. The judge either got lost in Gabriel Aubry's luscious golden locks or the judge is sane and reasonable, because the judge sided with Gabriel. Halle can unpack the berets, because she's not moving to France.

TMZ's sources say that Halle only wanted to move to France, because she thought it would be safer and she wasn't trying to erase Gabriel from their daughter's life and make Olivier Martinez Nahla's new father.

Gabriel Aubry is a tall drink of crazy and he's been crazy throughout this whole custody fight, but Halle's been crazier. You know she was trying to get Nahla away from Gabriel. If she just wanted to get away from the paparazzi, she'd move up to Bakersfield, CA or something. I've been to Bakersfield a few times and I've never seen the paparazzi there and the people are very welcoming. Case in point: I walked into a Carl's Jr. in Bakersfield once and a fat bitch with meth face said really loudly, "Daaaayum, he's gay!"

The judge should also block Halle Berry from every wearing those pants again. Forcing your child to be seen with you in public while you're wearing Hammer CAPRIS is a form of child abuse.

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I guess Halle is forgetting what happened to Princess Diana in France with the paparazzi...

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Nahla's face says it all, really...

"NO, trick....just NO!"

that is all.

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by bornagainChristian on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 12:54pm.

Welcome to Family Court. Have a child with someone and want full custody? Be prepared to stay where you are. You aren't moving anywhere. You are mandated to stay put. No excuses. They, however, can change their minds at any point and go on with their lives without you and the child
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Courts often allow separated/divorced parents to relocate with children. Like any matter before a court it depends on the particular facts of each situation.

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Welcome to Family Court. Have a child with someone and want full custody? Be prepared to stay where you are. You aren't moving anywhere. You are mandated to stay put. No excuses. They, however, can change their minds at any point and go on with their lives without you and the child.

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That skank wasnt lookin to get away from paps. NEWS FLASH: There are TONS of paps in Paris. & They will chase your ass down.

She was simply being the hateful spiteful bitch she is & looking to take her child away from her father!

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Submitted by Kandykane on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 1:12am.

Halle and Octomom in the same town? That might be too much cackling insanity for any one area!

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OhGodOhGodOhGod I hate those pants. Justin Bieber is another offender. What if you had to run or something? You wouldn't be able to stretch your legs enough.

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"If she just wanted to get away from the paparazzi, she'd move up to Bakersfield, CA or something. I've been to Bakersfield a few times and I've never seen the paparazzi there and the people are very welcoming. Case in point: I walked into a Carl's Jr. in Bakersfield once and a fat bitch with meth face said really loudly, "Daaaayum, he's gay!" "

I could do nothing but LOL at this. She could also move to the Antelope Valley like Octomom .... same result.

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This Olivier fella was the one who cheated on Kylie Minogue when she was undergoing treatment for breast cancer. She surely knows how to pick them, right?

It's clear that Aubry loves the kid. She should be thankful that, while he was not the right partner for her, at least she can count on him being responsible, caring father for her kid who has not turned away from his obligation.

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are you kidding me with those pants, what the...?

"Sometimes all a woman has to hold onto is being a bitch" Dolores Claiborne/Stephen King

Those pants are horrific ! That reason alone tells me she is nuts. She is just being a bitch, and I agree she is angry that the bio dad won't go away. Then don't have kids, Halle. That is what happens when there is break up. Bitch.

Submitted by literarylioness on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 5:37pm.
She claims she's been "cured" or some obviously fake shit like that.

Submitted by Get Serious on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 3:45pm.
Exactly. I think she thought that the judge would just take her side cuz she's famous, or assume that she MUST have a problem with the paps/stalkers cuz she's famous. Uh, no.

I wonder if that's where the pictures of her snarling at paps come from, or her notifying them about when she drops off/picks up Nahla. "Oh look at these pictures, I'm being harassed! I can only escape them in France!"

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Submitted by culturacyka on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 4:59pm.
Oh MK you don't know Bakersfield well enough its a shithole of a place. I was born and raised there and I left to northern California when i could. The joke of Bakersfield being filed with okies and hicks will never get old. Its a horrible joke but its true.
Isn't Hallie type 1 diabetic and how the hell is she surviving so well with those temper tantrums. I know when i get upset my blood sugar goes through the roof.
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She's type 2 and said some stupid stuff about that too.

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Oh MK you don't know Bakersfield well enough its a shithole of a place. I was born and raised there and I left to northern California when i could. The joke of Bakersfield being filed with okies and hicks will never get old. Its a horrible joke but its true.
Isn't Hallie type 1 diabetic and how the hell is she surviving so well with those temper tantrums. I know when i get upset my blood sugar goes through the roof.

My daughter's bio dad has completely abandoned her. I was lucky enough to find a man who has stepped up, loves her like his own, and wants to be her father. Not everyone is that lucky.

Halle should have Nahla taken from her, because what she's doing to her is nothing short of abuse, imo.

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I never knew my dad. He was abusive and my mom felt she had to make a clean break and cut off all contact with him. I am an adult and I understand that but part of me wonders about my dad. I can't help it. Unless Gabriel is a bad father she has no right to deny him access to his daughter. That makes her a monster in my eyes and I offer no apologies for that. Pull up your big girl panties and DEAL WITH IT FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR CHILD.

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What lost it for her is she had to document she's got a problem with the media & stalkers/obsessed fans. She couldn't. She just wanted to move because her boyfriend is from France & she wanted to cut off her ex. Sorry, crazy psycho woman; stomping your feet & whining "I'm Halle Berry; give me what I want!" isn't going to work in a court of law...

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 3:22pm.

"She could even start dating women and I guarantee you she'll find some batshit crazy lady."

/almost peed myself

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Hey fellow Dlister Horz:
Halle is craycray. Doesn't matter if she dates white/black/indifferent. She could even start dating women and I guarantee you she'll find some batshit crazy lady. Crazy attracts crazy. She's hot and crazy and unless she acknowledges her behavior, she will gravitate toward hot/crazy/ cheat'n ass men.
Y'all nailed it.

Submitted by charlottecorday on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 1:03pm.

Yeah, she seems to treat people - not just lovers - like toys that she throws away when she doesn't like them anymore. Didn't she adopt Eric Benet's daughter, then drop her when they divorced?

(Which is doubly horrible because according to wiki, that little girl's mother died when she was a baby. So the only mother figure she ever knew abandoned her without a second look)

And now she's angry at Gabriel because she's discovered that when you have a child with someone, you can't just tell them to go away. I mean, how dare he! Doesn't he know that the world revolves around Halle, and you shouldn't bother her with your presence even if she takes away your child?!

Bitch, if you wanted a baby that was all yours, you should have gone to a sperm bank and gotten turkeybasted. Or become a high-profile Scientologist. Same thing, really.

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Submitted by Mrs_Fox on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 1:50pm.

Then why would she have bothered with a "relationship"? Especially since she could have simply gotten some sperm from a sperm bank, and the father need never have bothered her.

She was in a relationship with Aubrey for FIVE YEARS. That implies a lot more than a simple pay-for-sperm scenario. If they had dated for a month or so, she'd gotten pregnant and THEN he demanded money, you might have a point. But IRL, it makes no sense.

And the implication that a father can't care about his daughter for any reason other than money is really rather sexist.

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Also:

Halle:relationships
Jalonta:shopping

WIN!

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 2:52pm.

Perhaps rather than excluding an entire class of people from her life based upon race she should try excluding the "rich famous egotistical head up his own ass as much as hers is up his attention whore" class of men.
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Couldn't have said it better myself Foxxy!

Abuse is NOT exclusive to one race and it's a dangerous and stunted way of thinking. How is she going to raise Nahla if that's what she honestly believes? So if her run of bad luck continues with white men is she going to say they failed her too and move on to another?

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Submitted by Mrs_Fox on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 1:50pm.
I think Halle paid Gabriel to "get her with child" and that's why she's so hyper vexed that he won't get out of her life. He got use to the life that she provided and now wants to use the baby to get a bigger pay out.
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While this MAY be true, it's really no different than any other divorce. The one that makes more, pays.
I have a female cousin who was just ordered to pay alimony and it's literally driving her to drink, she just can't accept it, although a lot of men have been accepting it for years.
I think it's harder for women to accept since men are mandated to be the bread winner in a lot of peoples minds still.
Maybe Halle should look for men who make more money than her next time.
Or better yet, don't let there be a next time.

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luv ya back, Bjork! nice to see you!

i mean, not that i wouldn't serial fuck each and every one of her ex'es [except David Justice fucktheyankeesgoorioles!], but you know going in that you mark it in the casual encounters column

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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 12:10am.

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Good points, Foxxy.

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"She dated black men had bad experiences with quite a few of them and decided to move on to another race. What's wrong with that?"

she claims to have left all of her ex'es because they were abusive and distant, not because they forced her to go to NAACP meetings. being abusive and distant is not exclusive to black men. perhaps rather than excluding an entire class of people from her life based upon race she should try excluding the "rich famous egotistical head up his own ass as much as hers is up his attention whore" class of men

*throws ball back to Immodest Goddess*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Well every of my ex is also the incarnate of the devil himself, otherwise I wouldn't be able to move on. Maybe it's the same for her, but if you feel that way and know it, you shouldn't have kids as they have the right to see their father/mother. You could always try to make a huge drama and withhold the other parent from them and then you really really made it as the child is going to hate you from the age of 12/13 until you die.

Edit: because of bad brain day

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Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 2:14pm.

Why then would she rush into a relationship with another known man whore and uproot her and her kid's life over it? I'm not saying she has not been abused. But what I am saying is that it's insulting and incredibly racist to blame and condemn one race of men for her lack of a mature and fulfilling relationship.

And for the record, it is well documented in the media that Aubry has his own money and paid his own way until Halle tried to use the fact that he had less money as an excuse to keep Nahla away from him.

Your turn Mrs. Fox
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She dated black men had bad experiences with quite a few of them and decided to move on to another race. What's wrong with that?

So just because Gabriel had money that somehow prevents him from wanting more? I don't see your logic

Submitted by Mrs_Fox on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 2:07pm.

Plus, I don't think she's "with" Oliver. She's using him to get rid of Gabriel

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Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 2:18pm.

i'm sure Suri would represent Nahla pro bono if she wanted to emancipate for cause.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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"The judge should also block Halle Berry from every wearing those pants again. Forcing your child to be seen with you in public while you're wearing Hammer CAPRIS is a form of child abuse."

AHAHAHA MK, summing up my reaction to that pic so succinctly.

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Greeneggs, that was my comment. And THANK YOU.

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Why then would she rush into a relationship with another known man whore and uproot her and her kid's life over it? I'm not saying she has not been abused. But what I am saying is that it's insulting and incredibly racist to blame and condemn one race of men for her lack of a mature and fulfilling relationship.

And for the record, it is well documented in the media that Aubry has his own money and paid his own way until Halle tried to use the fact that he had less money as an excuse to keep Nahla away from him.

Your turn Mrs. Fox

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Submitted by greeneggs on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 2:09pm.

Didn't you read the whole comment? I'm not in agreement with any part of that post.

Submitted by Mrs_Fox on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 2:04pm.

You've had shitty relationships and the problem is an entire RACE and not your stink attitude?

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I agree with your whole post. Just one correction--it's STANK attitude, thankyouverymuch! :-)

Team Aubry too!

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Plus, I don't think she's "with" Oliver. She's using him to get rid of Gabriel.

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This is the same fool that said she was no longer going to date black men. That the "brothers" have let her down. I remember watching that interview and thinking, really? You've had shitty relationships and the problem is an entire RACE and not your stink attitude? The longest term, most stable relationship Halle ever had appears to be when she was with Aubry and I'd hazard a guess she kept the crazy under control long enough to get pregnant by him. This is the same woman that in every interview spoke about how amazing this man was. Now granted, that's how most of us are when we fall in love but even at the end we can still see where we both went wrong and see the basic good in the person. Not Halle. I've never heard her speak well of an ex. Every single one of them has been evil incarnate and deceived her. That's a sure sign of immaturity. Also, when your track record shows you can't stay with a man for any significant length of time, wouldn't you be more careful about uprooting your child's life for the sake of being with a man? This bitch is just selfish and immature. I'm glad she got shut down.

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It's well documented (in the media) that she's been in violently abusive relationships, one of which left her deaf in one ear. She was also with that man whore eric benet who cheated on her and who she also left. Why should she stay relationships that make her unhappy or puts her life at risk? She's a wealthy, famous, female that doesn't need to stay with a man if he's not good enough.

I agree that Gabriel was a well-paid sperm donor. Now she doesn't know what to do with him.

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I think Halle paid Gabriel to "get her with child" and that's why she's so hyper vexed that he won't get out of her life. He got use to the life that she provided and now wants to use the baby to get a bigger pay out.

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Good. I hate these two assholes.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

The crazy charge against Mr. Aubry seems unfair. We don't recognize this story because we don't often see situations where a black woman has significantly more wealth and power than a white man. Here Berry has the power and she is using it to deny a father his child. Seems like the only sin Aubry committed was not going away when his keeper tired of him.

That's a deep character defect on Berry's part.

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Kaylee, exactly. I never see Julia Roberts kids for example. How do the others do it? The paparazzi was never on Halle's ass until she started all this drama with Gabriel. SHE went on and on about how crazy in love she was and gave all these gushing interviews all the time. He remained more low clear but was clearly in love. She milked their relationship for all it was worth and got LOTS of media attention. The paparazzi stay on her ass because SHE brought the drama and crazy over Nahla. She's an idiot and I have doubts as to whether she should even be in this child's life.

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This is the same fool that said she was no longer going to date black men. That the "brothers" have let her down. I remember watching that interview and thinking, really? You've had shitty relationships and the problem is an entire RACE and not your stink attitude? The longest term, most stable relationship Halle ever had appears to be when she was with Aubry and I'd hazard a guess she kept the crazy under control long enough to get pregnant by him. This is the same woman that in every interview spoke about how amazing this man was. Now granted, that's how most of us are when we fall in love but even at the end we can still see where we both went wrong and see the basic good in the person. Not Halle. I've never heard her speak well of an ex. Every single one of them has been evil incarnate and deceived her. That's a sure sign of immaturity. Also, when your track record shows you can't stay with a man for any significant length of time, wouldn't you be more careful about uprooting your child's life for the sake of being with a man? This bitch is just selfish and immature. I'm glad she got shut down.

Team Aubry.

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WOW! what a coincidence that France her only safe haven in the world from the paps. Is the same place the new dick in her life lives. Wow what are the chances?! I guess the judge wasn't buying it either.

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Spit out that dick and post sum b-day slutz.

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Good!! That wouldn't have been fair to her father if they were allowed to do that.

Halle needs to chill.

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Please Hammer, oops Holly dont hurt em!

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I know it's in best interest of their daughter but I have to wonder if the judge reads blinds.