Miss Bliss? Mr. Belding? Anybody! Please Come Get This Girl!
Ever since Lark Voorhies' mother made her daughter's mental condition public by telling People Magazine that she suffers from bi-polar disorder, Lisa Turtle has been out there trying to convince everyone that she doesn't have a mental illness while clearly looking like she has a mental illness. Lisa Turtle, who will forever be my favorite Turtle, went on Entertainment Tonight and lord, it's hard to watch. Don't watch it if you want to remember happier times in the Saved By the Bell world when Screech wasn't giving out Dirty Sanchezes and Lisa Turtle wasn't giving out sad interviews to robot reporters on Entertainment Tonight.
If Lisa Turtle said the line, "I am very positive girl who looks for real luv or a good friend," I'd really think she was reciting my spam e-mails word for word. I thought I was guilty of first degree comma abuse, but Lisa Turtle uses ALL the commas and more.
On her mom saying she has bi-polar disorder: I have no worries myself, nor do I exude, exhibit, or eh, possess with my living, uh, stratus, um any reason why someone should worry on my behalf. It's completely fictional.
On dealing with fame: It's much like fighting a, uh... I mean when you enlist in the army, you get yourself physically fit and mentally fit, and uh, informational. Wise, fit. So it's just the same, it's like, um, um, stage boot camp. You know? You put all the right elements together and you keep them going and you keep them going and you keep them going. And uh, round and round the world goes. We have to be entertainers, this is our particular angle.
I feel like that dude washing the windows is a metaphor for something.
Lisa Turtle could be bi-polar and she's not taking her meds, or she could be bi-polar and she is taking her meds but it's not working for her. Or maybe Lisa Turtle just has trouble with making sentences. Anybody who reads this blog knows that I can relate to that. I especially have trouble with making sentences when I'm put on the spot. One time during a job interview I said, "Thank you for timing the talk to take with me." I didn't get the job.
On a positive note, Lark's eyebrow situation is looking good.
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did no one else notice how the reporter not so subtly worked into the interview the phrases "crazy business" and "crazy town"?
because ms. lark is 100% crazy town
Psychology is my field and this poor lady shows zero bipolar disorder. It looks a lot more like schizophrenia. I have thought that since the first funky interview she did and it still looks like it now.
I was too busy watching the window washer in the background!!
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Didn't watch the video, but I used to watch Anna Nicole Smith and Ozzy Osbourne's reality shows (I know) and I remember how bad their speech was from all the drug abuse. I could barely understand Ozzy half of the time. Not sure what's going on with Lark but hope she gets the help she needs, and NOT a new reality show on E!
misslainy...not mentally ill, just willfully ignorant.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 6:57pm.
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Me neither TR. I see no correlation at all! ET is out for a story and Lark's being put on the spot to create one. Unfortunately her mom didn't realize this would happen, bet she regrets having gone public with it. ;/
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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:25pm.
I know I should just ignore you, but you are just pathetic. It's sad that this is your only human interaction. I actually feel sorry for you because you are as mentally ill as Lark is, and, as is typical of the mentally ill, you think you're quite well. You should seek treatment. Clozapine works wonders for the mentally imbalanced.
I love that MK knows who Miss Bliss is. It's like we had the same childhood.
TelevisedRevolution...AGREED! What the effing eff!
I see no signs that she is a "spoiled" actress, either.
I don't think she's mentally ill...I think she has a drug problem...pain killers or something. Regardless, it's wrong for these "news" agencies to keep interviewing her. Just like I don't think it was right for them to exploit Charlie Sheen's manic episode.
But here's the important question, did she vote for Obama or Mitt Romney?
This is exploitative. ET knows Lark is mentally ill and lets her flail around on camera for entertainment. If this was a miserable bitch like KStew, I wouldn't care, but Lark is so clearly not with it.
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Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 6:40pm.
I think all Iraqui and Vietnam vets would love to be a spoiled out of touch actress instead of coming home with major PTSD and missing limbs, this ho is totally clueless.
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see, shit like this makes me wonder if i am the one who's demented.
because i see NO FUCKING RELATIONSHIP between soldiers with PTSD, and this young woman who is trying to claim nothing is wrong with her. and should be allowed her privacy in this regard.
i mean, wtf? How does Lark Vorhees turn into the bad guy?
people are fucking baffling to me.
back to that opera i'm writing.....
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God don't like ugly.
I think all Iraqui and Vietnam vets would love to be a spoiled out of touch actress instead of coming home with major PTSD and missing limbs, this ho is totally clueless.
something about Turtles, i guess.
(add Cluny and Fox to the IGNORE list as well)
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the gardner in the back was so distracting
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Who knew a Turtle post could bring out the hate in so many people?
"Thank you for timing the talk to take with me." I didn't get the job.
Michael, you were supposed to have a *shot* of whiskey, not the whole bottle.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:31pm.
*backs away from keyboard. still locked and loaded though.*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
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We can do it Foxxy!!
Submitted by Cluny Brown on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 3:19pm.
Whatever Lark's impairment is, I find it predatory and callous to post repeated items about a person who is ill.
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Yeah, I think so too. It's kind of pathetic as well and reveals something deeply unpleasant about the poster.
Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:31pm.
*backs away from keyboard. still locked and loaded though.*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I feel for Lark and her family. The key here is staying compliant to the treatment. The evil cycle is that once you are on your meds, you feel better and then feel you don't need it and then revert back to the ravages of the condition. It takes many weeks for the treatment to take effect but treatment works.
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Guys, let's band together and ignore Cookie Twatster so she'll go away.
At least she blended her make-up this time.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
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Hahahaha!
MK, I love you to death. But please stop posting stuff about this woman. Mental illness is extremely sad. You wouldn't post a video about someone with a terminal illness, and this is no different. Even if you're not directly making fun of her, the only reason people are interviewing her, and sharing and watching this video is to somehow be entertained by someone else's pain. You're so great at tearing apart the narcissists...please stick with them!
For those who don't like it on here, feel free to leave and not come back. But that would make too much sense for those with such convoluted thought processes.
As for Lark, poor thing really needs someone on her side to get her the help she needs and keep her out of the spotlight. She hasn't "entertained" in a long time-Hollywood really fucks people over.
i wish Lark recovery and peace. just wanted to point out that there are clear differences between this unfortunate situation and Amanda Bynes' purposeful, designed bullshit. when you compare and contrast, this makes Bynes's purported "illness" look a lot more calculated, doesn't it?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I wonder if her mom is that naive to think airing her dirty laundry was the way to go with this...
unbelievably sad...
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She's actually improved a great deal since that last time, which is probably why they put her out there. She isn't psychotic because she follows through a thought even if she goes the long way to get there. Glad she's getting better. The brain bounces back in the young fortunately after something bad happens to it. Look at Gabby.
Hah! Photobomb!
No no no. Girl is on something. That's not Bi-polar meds. That's alkyhol or drugs.
Lisa should not address this again. I feel bad that she keeps getting asked about it. Her mom, may have wanted to help but it has turned out to be more embarrassing than anything. I hope she doesn't do this again.
"I feel like that dude washing the windows is a metaphor for something." -- lol MK!
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Poor thing. How awful.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
poor woman, she is not right in the head right now. look at the interviewer, nodding her head wisely to the babble lisa is saying. leave her alone, she doesn't need this played out on camera. no-one gave a shit about her when she was 'normal'. now she's ill and they are lining up to get her on camera.
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All of these media outlets need to quit interviewing her about this. Clearly, SOMETHING'S going on with her and at this point, they're just exploiting her for ratings.
Other than her made-up words, Lark actually seemed to be doing a lot better in this interview, though.
At least she blended her make-up this time.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Whatever Lark's impairment is, I find it predatory and callous to post repeated items about a person who is ill.
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squirrels to the nuts!
poor kid.
the thing that gets me most is how miserable she looks in the eyes. there's no way of diagnosing her - she could have had a small stroke - but to go through all of that in public is just wrong.
whatever happened to her, i hope she gets better.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 2:29pm.
Poor Lisa Turtle :(
I always felt bad for Lisa because they never gave her any love interests save the one really smart guy who didn't like her cause she was into fashion and being popular. I'd be crazy too if they kept trying to make Screech happen to me. UGH.
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didnt she date jesse's brother? but he ended up moving away.. i think she did..
either way i find it sad they keep putting her in the media. leave her alone. I can't help but sense a lot of pain when looking at her. :(
Oh wow. She's married and has a child, which I didn't know. She is also a Jehovah's Witness, which may explain why she isn't taking meds she might need.
Jeez could they have told the window washer to take a break, or at least pointed the camera in another direction??
Something is very wrong with this girl, I dunno if she needs meds, or more or different meds, or the meds are the problem (as MK said) but she can't follow a thought to its conclusion or finish a sentence without losing track of what she was saying.
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 3:06pm.
Jesus Christ, didn't we go over this on October 25th. The resident doctor here diagnosed
in addition to the point you made, Mrs. Head [just had to type that, sorry], unless the doctor we are talking about here is Dr. Sucky, as far as i'm concerned the medical diagnosis is still pending...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
It's very sad. On the one hand, she's making sense because her remarks about acting boot camp, i.e. preparing yourself for a career in entertainment just like you would prepare for a career in the Army aren't lacking in logic, but she seems to be struggling so hard to formulate the words to express her thoughts. There is an awareness but also a disconnect she seems like she's trying to overcome that is heartbreaking:(
Call Tom Cruise. This girl needs Xenu.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Jesus Christ, didn't we go over this on October 25th. The resident doctor here diagnosed Lark as having aphasia most likely caused from a brain injury.
Why do we need to rehash the same shit over and over and over.
Post some new material for Pete's Sake.
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Um, no. Aphasia can be brought on by lots of things--namely heavy doses of medication for mental illness.
"I feel like that dude washing the windows is a metaphor for something."
Haha! I love it!
Ugh this is so sad. It's quite possible the meds she takes make her more out of it. People on heavy anti-psychotics talk reallllly slowly and sound incoherent. It's a trade-off. Either be that way, or go manic/psychotic and possibly violent. :(
this is what your brain looks like after drug abuse
I had no idea she had a lazy eye...... when did that happen??
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