Friday, November 9th 2012

Night Crumbs

Panty Creamer Of The Day: Skeletor goes topless on the beach! (Or maybe these pictures are really, really blurry and it's really a brown-haired Samantha Ronson) - Just Jared

Expect Suri Cruise to file emancipation papers as soon as she finds out that Katie Holmes admitted she likes Franzia - Lainey Gossip

The next time there's a Big Brother All-Stars in the US, Mike Boogie is totally going to pull this move on Dr. Will - Towleroad

Amanda Seyfried gets upstaged by a shaggy dog in Vanity Fair - Drunken Stepfather 

Kim Kardashian invades London and I wouldn't be surprised if Britain counter attacks by sending over Kerry Katona - Hollywood Tuna 

"She should only show this side" said Kunty Karl and the rest of the world - The Superficial 

"If that slut Camilla Belle is a virgin, then I'm not a Kennedy stalker" is probably what Taylor Swift said to Tim Tebow - Celebitchy

Adele will only shrink her fupa if it gets in the way of her getting some - ICYDK

Andrew Garfield looks like Teen Wolf's papi - Popsugar

Heidi Klum really wants everyone to know that she eats - Cityrag

Heidi Klum really wants everyone to know that she's in love again - I'm Not Obsessed

Les Miserables wants all the Oscars - OMG Blog

Chrissy Teigen is in a bikini - Celebslam

TRIP HER!!!!!!! - Popoholic

The return of NIN. Maybe. - Hollywood Rag 

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Bored,

. Good for you, and you can be whenever kinda virgin you wanna be. it's nobody's business to judge. my friends and I goof off and make fun of ourselves and eachother a lot, and we are talking about HOllywood here, so that's all I meant :).

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 3:20am.

Total bravo. I also am a virgin (not a "technical" virgin or whatever shit like that, but the real thing). And yeah, it's by choice. It's my sex life, so I can decide if I DON'T want to do stuff, even though most people sneer at virgins.

But unlike the Tebow, I don't think that other people are just because I think they're hot. I assume people aren't unless they verify otherwise. That's realism, baby.

And Tebow doesn't appeal to me at all. He strikes me as being too boring and hyper-religious to talk about anything else.

Katie Holmes has a boring interview? Wait, has she ever had an INTERESTING interview? THAT would be news.

Have Kim and her strange bulging/saggy ass been to Europe before? I can imagine her assuming that all Europeans are "klassee" and that she (being such a "klassee" person) will be a huge hit.

I see Heidi being single again in a month or so. Having a new SO who doesn't like kids, works for you AND helped end your marriage is not a good combo.

Whoever shot Amanda Seyfried's photos should have learned that whenever you put a pouting model in the same picture as an animal, nobody notices the human.

Observe:
http://vi.sualize.us/funny_model_fail_depression_woman_hoot_owls_couch_p...

Also see KStew's Vanity Fair cover, where she was upstaged by a much prettier dog.

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Submitted by Cluny Brown on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 3:49pm.

Bravo to you!

Can I ask what has been your inspiration for remaining a virgin?

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Saw this late, but to answer your question. I didn't want to be apart of "family tradition" and get knocked up at 15-16 years old. I wanted an education and more for myself and out of life. Then after I was past 16, I talked to friends and relatives who told me that they wished they waited, and the dramas of them finding out that "sex" wasn't just "sex" but other emotions and feelings were involved. A lot of drama went down between them and their partners, and I just never wanted to be a part of that. I want to wait to be in love with someone, and honestly, I am a very cautious person when it comes to romantic feelings, and I just never found the proper person to connect with on an emotional level to where I felt as if I could give myself to them on a physical level. However, if people feel as if they can disconnect from an emotional attachment and have it just be sex, I have to question whether something is mentally wrong with them or they are just kidding themselves. I may not know what it is like to physically connect with someone in that way,but I'm not stupid and logic would dictate that their would be. I am in general an emotional and sensitive person, even though sometimes I might come across hard, and honestly, I know I could not take just a casual "fuck." It's not in my nature, but if people want to do that, more power to them.

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boredasfuckyo on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 3:38pm.

27 years of age. Still a virgin. Not a "second hand virgin" not a "born again virgin" but the "never had a dick inside of me, or a vibrator for that matter BY CHOICE. Thankyouvermuch.

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Bravo to you!

Can I ask what has been your inspiration for remaining a virgin?

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Submitted by CashewTime on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 3:33pm.
I don't buy the virgin thing from anyone over 24. I've had friends who called themselves Virgins for years, all while taking guys home every weekend and doing everything but and having the nerve to act all high and mighty. Hooker, please!
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27 years of age. Still a virgin. Not a "second hand virgin" not a "born again virgin" but the "never had a dick inside of me, or a vibrator for that matter BY CHOICE. Thankyouvermuch.

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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"

I don't buy the virgin thing from anyone over 24. I've had friends who called themselves Virgins for years, all while taking guys home every weekend and doing everything but and having the nerve to act all high and mighty. Hooker, please!

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Re: Heidi Klum: Whenever someone goes on and on about how happy they are after a breakup it's to say to the ex, "See! I am soooooo happy without you!" But really if they were truly happy they would not even be thinking of the ex, let alone making public announcements aimed at the ex.

Thamar's picture

You have to drink a lot of box wine to acquire a taste for it.

loopygorilla's picture

well at least the bodyguard isnt a boy toy like casper, he is a man toy.
and when he gets out his big gun, and pumps bullets out, you can bet, he is pummeling heidi the same way.
go git it!

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I used to listen to NIN in high school/college. I like Trent Reznor, and would like to see more of him as a soundtrack guy and/or as a producer for other musicians. But I think NIN needs to be put to rest permanently.

bitchSpray's picture

i like heidi. i'm happy for her

Good Queen Liz's picture

I know bodyguards are a fantasy figure but heidi, the help? Really? (I am team Seal)

Foxxy Brown's picture

they should pass a couple of those turkey drumsticks in the video in the other thread to these two

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

I'm sure that Skeletor's companion is a hot piece of ass, but I could never date a man that weighed less than I do.

Fleass's picture

He may or may not be a virgin, but at least he's not impregnating everything (Cromartie). So chances are he'll know the names and ages of his children.

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When has beens try to be relevant they hit a public beach.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...

Camilla Belle has to be the oldest looking 26 year-old I've ever seen. She better start fucking soon.

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he's actually not a bad looking guy. and he must be a saint to put up with J.Lo
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Skeletor has no body definition whatsoever--he looks like a skinny boy, not a man. Yuck.

And he didn't put up with J-Lo; he tried to control her ass while she pretended that meant they were "in love." She's always been desperate to keep up appearances where men are concerned yet she never seems able to hold on to an actual relationship.

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I guess MK didn't read the Prince Hot Ginge part in the Adele interview....

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Gardening Girl's picture

Kim has old lady nalgas - fat and cottage cheesey.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Kim's ass is just big and strange. I mean, how many giant dingleberries live betwixt those giant asscheeks? She harbors food for an entire third world country between her buns. Does she have helpers clean between those after a poop?

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I was wondering the same thing harper! Thats one thick dildo! Thicker than Skeletors waist.

Heidi needs to have control and be told how awesome she is constantly. Thats why she renewed her vows every single year and cheated with the help who needs to go through the motions of being a legit spouse for awhile now.

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What is that whit penis and balls shaped thing in front of skeletor ? It looks likes beer bottle is sticking out if top

warmislandsun's picture

Skeletor's friend has some low hanging fruit.

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Yeah I dated a virgin for a little while. All that really meant was her butthole and poonani were off limits to me, and I could eat her out til the cows came home as far as she was concerned. Don't you just love semantics?

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Skeletor, is so UGH

"She should only show this side" said Kunty Karl and the rest of the world - And Karl and the world would be right, lol

"TRIP HER!!!!!!!" - if only.

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Submitted by LoCoJo: "Honey, Just because you only take it in the ass doesn't mean you're still a virgin."

HAHAHAHA! I was gonna say, he's a pussy virgin, but I bet he's tasted some peen!

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart: "Heidi klum's new man is sooooo over it in every pic. Shit, if kids annoy you don't fuck on someone who has 4 of them and is a pretty hands on Mom. He is kinda fuckable, but he doesn't look like relationship material ."

Totally agree. He looks less than thrilled. Is he still an employee, I wonder?

I didn't know that Tebow was a virgin. Wow, good for him for sticking to his convictions!

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Heidi klum's new man is sooooo over it in every pic. Shit, if kids annoy you don't fuck on someone who has 4 of them and is a pretty hands on Mom. He is kinda fuckable, but he doesn't look like relationship material .

TexnDoc's picture

Les Miz was difficult to sit through as a musical (too long). I can't imagine the movie being a hit. (The YouTube copyright Nazis removed the clip)

Hellraiser's picture

I love Dr. Will Kirby. That is all.
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What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

Anita Bidet's picture

skeletor? he's actually not a bad looking guy. and he must be a saint to put up with J.Lo

LoCoJo's picture

Honey, Just because you only take it in the ass doesn't mean you're still a virgin.

And you may wanna pass that info on to your girlfriend as well, Timmy.