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Apple's limited-edition and highly exclusive iMirror, sold only in Texas gas stations. Yes, a Texas gas station is an authorized Apple reseller.
You've all probably heard about Apple's limited-edition iSlabOfWood (termite app sold separately) sold only in a McDonald's parking lot in South Carolina and now here's Apple's newest must-have product. Jalonta Freeman of Arlington, Texas was filling up her car at a gas station when a dude drove up and offered to sell her a bunch of Apple products at a major discount. With Christmas coming up, Jalonta pulled out her wallet after he told her he'd sell her a brand new $800 iPad for just $200. Jalonta didn't think to open up the FedEx box (repeat: The FedFuckingEx Box) before the Apple merchant drove off while laughing, because we live in America and in America when somebody sells us some stolen shit, we should be able to trust that the stolen shit is the real thing. But when Jalonta opened it up, she found out that her $200 bought her a mirror covered in duct tape. Jalonta got tricked!
This surprised Jalonta, because the last time she went shopping in a gas station, she ended up with a pair of $200 polycarbonate transition eyeglass lenses and she got them for only $20! Don't be jealous of her lenses:
Don't laugh at Jalonta. The next time she's hanging around with all of her friends and they're playing on their $800 genuine iPads and one of them decides they want to look at themselves. They have to strain their fingers by touching their camera app and Jalonta just has to hold up her iMirror. No strained fingers for Jalonta. So take that.
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well, with a name like Jalonta, we know we are not exactly dealing with a Rhodes scholar here...
I see similar offers on Craiglist all the time... "Just bought this new MacBook 2 weeks ago, don't need it, have to sell..." duh, take it back to the store fool, every place has a return policy. what? you don't have the receipt? LMAO.
At least she's good-humoured about it. You nasty bitches posting here could learn from her.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 10:31am.
Going to go back into the stone age here and look back at a time when a coworker ran into thr store excited to buy a VCR in the corner of 34th street and it was only a bag of sand! Could you belive a VCR went for $900 in 1986! Suckers sre born every century!!
Yep...I paid close to $700 for my first VCR! I do also remember people getting the Panasonic VCR and it ending up being just a box of rocks! LOL!
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 11:50am.
This makes me wonder if she bought those glasses in a parking lot and if she's aware they are missing lenses.
HAHAHAHAHA Good point, that should be next expose at 11
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Maybe if she had actual lenses in her glasses, she would have seen it wasn't a real iPad.
What would have been even funnier is if she punked the fake iPad guy by paying for the fake ipad with fake money.
This makes me wonder if she bought those glasses in a parking lot and if she's aware they are missing lenses.
She says it looks like an iPad from the back. Bitch, no it doesn't. It's duct tape.
So one has to think, this person is such lower middle class that they have never seen a real iPad up close...
BUT how does someone of that socioeconomic status have $200 TO BLOW ON AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE...
it's a mystery..
Going to go back into the stone age here and look back at a time when a coworker ran into thr store excited to buy a VCR in the corner of 34th street and it was only a bag of sand! Could you belive a VCR went for $900 in 1986! Suckers sre born every century!!
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awww its alright Jolanta, i once bought a fake vacheron constantine and it broke after 1 week.
That's something I would do.
I mean, buy it.
This is nothing! I know someone who knows someone who bought a widescreen tv from someone who approached her @ a parking lot for like 2 thousand bucks and when she took it home and opened the box, the box had been filled with bricks!
Shit, even *I* would open the box before I paid to make sure it was legit!
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Let's say that for some odd reason that the stupid iPad WAS real. It's still most likely "hot". It would be a stolen good. Who the hell wants to buy stolen crap? That only invites trouble. Uggh!
Serves her right.
Well I hope she used the imirror to look up what kind of idiot would give money for bootleg merchandise.
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Holy shit . Not content with being stupid enough to admit to doing this she goes on telly to broadcast the fact in comedy glasses.All that's missing is her saying ' I thought these were real stolen goods ' The news people are kidding right ?
GIRL you NEVER go up to a strangers car and buy shit. Obviously you've never seen "The Vanishing with Sandra Bullock!
Dumbass.
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You horz have already said it all!
1. "Jalonta."
2. Clearly your lens-less nerd glasses are fooling NO ONE into thinking that you're some kind of intellectual.
3. Who wanders around with $200 in her purse?! Especially in This Economy?
4. Bwahahahahahahahahah. Now she's been interviewed on tv, every scammer from Colorado to Arkansas knows who to drive to Texas to find.
"We have a consumer alert about fake ipads."
NO.
Should've said, "We have a consumer alert about the state of our public schools. People be coming out of there who are so stooopid that they believe any asshole who passes by with a box full of 'ipads' for sale for $200."
Crazy funny shit though.
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this woman and her lensless 3d glasses are annoying. i'd be way too embarrassed to appear on camera and admit i was that stupid.
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Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 6:22pm.
I really can't believe anyone is that stupid! Has she not heard of Craigslist? She coulda got a brand new iPad for $150 and a beej.
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She didn't get ripped off... in exchange for the money, she got schooled in common sense:
a. If it's an expensive item sold at a gas station - it's fake or stolen, and you shouldn't even entertain a sale.
b. You don't ever hand over money on second-hand goods unless you've tried the merchandise first.
This type of crime always tells us much more about the victims than it does the perps. To get 'taken' by this type of scheme requires you to be ethically bankrupt or in dire need of an appointed conservator to handle for one's money from now on. Homegirl should have been embarrassed to admit she fell for this particular scam.
I was wondering about the glasses with no lens myself, but I do want to also say that this has been around forever...in the late 70s', my dumbass but very interesting to live with father did the same thing, but with boomboxes - those things were going for an arm and a pint of blood, then. Anyhow, he did the boxes with yep, bricks, and NOT ONE PERSON asked him to open the taped cartons. Shortly afterward, he went byebye for something else and we only saw him on Sundays for an hour for awhile, but point is, people have always been too trusting. Ah, childhood memories - Miss ya, Dad.
Not sure why this is news. Anyone with any sense would insist on looking at it before buying it...from a strange guy at a gas station for a 1/4 of the retail price.
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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 6:27pm.
I'm really surprised this didn't happen in Florida.
UBF...it also doubles as fuel for your car!
What's up w. Texas?
It's safe to buy bootleg perfume out of someone's trunk in the Kmart parking lot. Fact.
Haha they are all over Texas . Next city over someone sold a dude 39 iPads for 6 grand (at his door hahah) . He opened the boxes and had bought bricks. Swear to god it was in the paper last week or so. Killeen, Texas.
I really can't believe anyone is that stupid! Has she not heard of Craigslist? She coulda got a brand new iPad for $150 and a beej.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 2:57pm.
So this Rolex that I bought for $20 might not be real? Dammit.
Hey, the $20 you gave me for it wasn't real either!
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Guys, they are invisible lenses. Duh!
Sheesh, its hard to feel sorry for someone like that. Oh nice glasses dipshit...you know she bought them to look smart and intresting, however didnt take time to consider they have no lenses?? She deserves to lose her money for that alone.god damn i hate texas.
"iMirror" - bwahahahha I don't wanna laugh at this poor lady but that's funny. The iSlabOfWood too, smdh. If it sounds too good to be true...
She could have bought a Kindle Fire and put a borrowed apple sticker over the logo, all for less than $200, no?
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How did she get "robbed" if she willingly gave someone money for something that, had it been a legit iPad, was most likely stolen?
A dumbass and her money is soon parted.
Channel 5 news lady: "We have a Consumer Alert tonight about fake iPads."
No dear, you have a Consumer Alert about morons behind the steering wheel in Arlington.
It is hilarious how people trust in these bootleggers in Impalas w/custom rims outside gas stations or other lots like they're buying from Farmer Brown selling peaches and watermelons out the back of his truck.
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What a dumbass. Everyone knows the only thing you're supposed to buy in a Texas gas station parking lot are tamales. Duh!
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Only a fool would choose to be scammed by a stranger. The others prefer to be scammed by Apple.
I think those are actually 3D glasses with lenses popped out. I could make a fortune hitting up the return bin at the movie theater.
Reminds me of way back when in NYC, near the tunnels, "salesmen" would sell brand new VCRs for 50 bucks in the box - unopened! ;) Turned out to be bricks.
Love the artsy camera angle while they filmed her talking in the mirror. Haha!
ahahahahahahahaa I saw it twice too...really??!! ahhahahahahaha this is what I'm giving my family for xmas iMirrors! lol
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