Note To All These Crazies: Look At Your Life Choices
Thousands of people in the UK went through the following thought process while trying to see the American trash heap heffas that are the Kardashians at the launch of their hideous fashion line:
1. "Oh, I think I'll go to the Westfield London Shopping Centre to see a bunch of American whores!"
Now, you'd think that after that thought, they'd realize that they could waste hours of their lives on waiting to see the Kuntrashians or they could do something more useful like bleach their own assholes with a Clorox pen or put a coat of paint on their assholes and watch it slowly dry in a handheld mirror.
2. "Okay, I'm here, and wow, there's thousands of people in front of me and some waited overnight to see three pieces of trash who are about as talented as a popped pimple on a dog's ass."
At the point, they probably should've stopped and asked themselves if they really wanted to be grouped in with a bunch of crazy ass bitches who camped out overnight and slept on the ground to see the Kuntrashians at a damn mall.
3. "They've finally opened the doors and everyone's rushing in and some people are fainting from the excitement!"
That's when I'd just give up on life, lay down on the ground and let everyone stampede over me.
Seriously, the Daily Mail said that thousands of people waited hours to see three hams covered in bronzer. Who waits that long to see a Kardashian? Don't they know that it's really easy to see one of those talentless whores. Just a drop 12 inch black dildo in front of a camera and wait about 4 seconds for one of them to start humping it. I swear, the UK's Department of Mental Health missed an opportunity. They should've dropped a giant net on the crowd and dragged them all away.
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Hmmm, I would only be involved in this if it were for a free trip to Belize and a lifetime supply of the best fudge and Valium.
The Aliens are very, very disappointed in us. For this Karthrashian worship and all of this racist fucking bullshit.
I'm disappointed people in the UK even know who these people are. Isn't it just supposed to be some American bullshit?
What the hell?
Why would anyone be interested in these women? I just do not see anything interesting about them.
I just hope that it is only a matter of time before they FINALLY fade into obscurity.
Unfuckingbelievable.
who RAISES this idiots? Who RESPECTS and WORSHIPS The fucking Kardashians?
*throws hands in the air*
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I don't wanna kiss you. I don't wanna touch.
I don't wanna see you 'cause I don't miss you that much.
good night, all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0mhmyRLzak&feature=fvwrel
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by gladyslove republibot bigot troll #87 on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 1:19am.
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LOL @ you pretending Shit Romney is a good man! He is a racist, homophobic, misogynistic GREEDY douchebag!
Though I'm not surprised that you support his greed first and foremost.(MONEY is the ONLY thing you care about!!!) I'm not shocked that you support his bigotry as well because you are a hate filled bigot yourself.
You however should be concerned with him trying to dictate what you as a woman can do with your own body though. (WAIT! Scratch that! Your ovaries and pussy are dried the fuck up and your hubby doesn't even want to enter that deserted tumbleweed filled dusty void!)
Carry on desperate troll!
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 1:31am.
Interesting...I hadn't realized being a pathological liar and sociopath qualified one to be considered a "good man". This is not just my opinion; it's verifiable.
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Really? Who was the doctor that made that determination? What doctor would breach client/patient confidentiality to publish his findings?
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squirrels to the nuts!
Disgusting................
Interesting...I hadn't realized being a pathological liar and sociopath qualified one to be considered a "good man". This is not just my opinion; it's verifiable.
...once again Eddie and Patsy nail it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq0FxwAlP_c
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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 1:13am.
Americans have the gall to criticize this after last Tuesday? At least the Brits didn't elect one Queen.
still butthurt eh?
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When a good man loses to a much less qualified, experienced, intelligent and motivated POS, it is going to hurt.....a lot.
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squirrels to the nuts!
"There's a sucker born every minute"-- P.T. Barnum
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 1:02am.
"gall" is what makes Americans!... that, and the whole Revolutionary War thing.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Americans have the gall to criticize this after last Tuesday? At least the Brits didn't elect one Queen.
still butthurt eh?
This is pathetic and sad.
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Americans have the gall to criticize this after last Tuesday? At least the Brits didn't elect one Queen.
Dementa...maybe chicken?
Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 12:46am.
Did they prefer Norman or Saxon stock?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Just read that Jimmy Bocca comment.
Sad thing is, I've experienced people in the UK that have that same mentality, some of them are quite vocal about it.
I remember in the run up to the Olympics there was an interview on the BBC that touched on non British born athletes representing the UK. A small but significant number of callers declared that they preferred true British (which they explained as white, English born of English 'stock') to represent the country at the games, rather than to have these athletes represent them, no matter how many medals they might win.
Racism - it's alive and well and co-habitating with stupidity.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 12:39am
Damn, you're right! And that's what all their drivel is about: they want to get in the club! Hollerin'!
Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 12:34am.
Lainey, don't be cruel. They've already humiliated the poor Armenian populace, don't inflict them on the black populace too.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
and here I am thinking the Brits had more sense than the rest of us -
the end MUST be nigh...
VOB -- i'll meet ya in the original OP from yesterday
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 12:34am.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 12:20am
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 12:21am.
As I said, the best thing for them would be for their daughters to date black men and have black babies. The next best thing would be for them to discover their own black roots since a lot more white Aericans than not have significant black ancestry. Maybe that would be the best thing since that's their biggest fear.
Hell no! Then they'll want to come to our meetings!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Thanks Foxy.. You name the thread and I will meet you there.. 5thank you!
" I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon
The UK is every bit a celebretard culture as we are here in the US .... sometimes I think they may be WORSE on the other side of the pond. That is why the hordes showed up to look at three dingbats. That, and the hordes probably have nothing else to do.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 12:20am
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 12:21am.
I hear you both, and you're both right. I used to respond more frequently to their racist drivel, but they are beyond hope. Plus, I firmly believe that life is the greatest teacher. Call it reaping what you sow, karma, whatever. Whatever you do in life, you get it back. You spew hate, you get hate. Those people will end up bitter and alone, wallowing in their own personal hell because they are hateful and simple. Wise words are lost on them because they are cretinous simpletons with nothing to contribute to society but their own pathos. I have no time to waste on ignorance.
As I said, the best thing for them would be for their daughters to date black men and have black babies. The next best thing would be for them to discover their own black roots since a lot more white Aericans than not have significant black ancestry. Maybe that would be the best thing since that's their biggest fear.
Hi VOB!! i tried to stalk you through the threads last nite but you were on and off too fast! hope you are doing better
i believe the last post of the day on Sat and Sun informally becomes OP but don't go by me...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@anonymouse--
you made a good coat pull last on me last night, though, lol THAT was indeed about to go downhill fast [multiple Foxxitinis" do not help my self-restraint ;-)]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
i'm all for finding the most amusing possible way of dealing with... well... pretty much every situation that arises on dlisted!
you folks deal in your way, and i'll deal in mine... unless you try to raid my freezer, and go to steal my fudge ripple ice cream, you're all good in my book!... hell hath no fury, if you go after the ice cream!
it's all words on a screen, folks.
OT: oh, shit... i forgot about this part!... i'll take a moment and think of a doozie, i swear!..*fingers crossed*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Hey Foxy and CIJ... I feel aweful and to go completely off topic .. Is there an open post ?
Q" I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 8:41pm.
They're always holding a cuppa?
Submitted by Who Datt on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 8:14pm.
"Brraaaaaaiinnss… oh wait, this is a Kardashian event. Okay, I'll look elsewhere."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Foxxy and Crazy, I agree. If it's just someone making outlandish statements just to get a reaction, I usually try to ignore b/c responses just get them off...but if they're targeting a particular person, here on dlisted or elsewhere, I'll speak up.
Submitted by Smooth on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 8:55pm.
Nah, not really. We just like mocking the KKKardashian for the fact that any non-black man seems to disgust her.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I'm with Foxxy. If someone writes something that truly disturbs my sense of rightness or dignity, I'm going to say something. It's just my nature. I've seen too many cases of bad things escalating because nobody said anything. I think that sometimes silence is complicity.
But that's just me.
@ GG -- i just saw the makeup at Ulta -- "Khroma." it was in the corner of the store facing the back wall, turned away from the front display window and turned away from the aisles. like where they put the holiday Wet n Wild display. lmao!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ misslainey:
thanks -- i know. you see i made one comment and then i was out.
i know everybody means well, but i'm almost getting a little more tired of people telling others not to respond to certain people than i am of the assholes at issue. pull my coat if you think i'm escalating a "discussion" past my own level of fun -- and trust me, most of the time i am busting my gut laughing while i try to make their heads spin off their fucking shoulders. but i'm not going to sit on my hands and ignore all of it. and no one else should either.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
The most unexpected posts turn into race arguments. Kardashians, really? It's like, since people aren't really socially allowed to express their racism, they make up anonymous personalities on the internet to say what they think with no repercussions. I've read misogynistic comments and pedophilic comments. Ugliness slipping through cyberspace with a nom de plume.
Migraine, can you give me a link?
Did anyone see The Real Housewives of Miami making fun of her? It was the non-hispanic one from another country. She and her sister were mocking Kim K. Priceless.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 9:57pm.
They already have Kim Kardashian blow-up doll.
Kinky Kim Love Doll:
http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/969/315/005/kim.jpg
hahaha That can't be real. You know the respectable Kardashians would never allow that...without getting some sort of money for it. They have an image to protect. You know, "We won't do anything without getting paid for it. But if you pay us we'll do anything."
Just what exactly are these crowds hoping to see? The Kardashians don't sing, act, dance, think or speak with any sense. Seriously, any appeal they have is something I cannot comprehend.
Klhoe and giant have smaller waist than Kim serious look at them. The one that had a baby and a person a foot taller have a smalle waist than your so called size 2
I rest my case
Seriously, WTF is wrong with people? I blame the media. I had a dream last night that was both wonderful and maddening. I dreamt that the whole Kardashian family was on a plane going somewhere and the plane crashed and they all died, ALL of them at once. Now obviously that we can see the pro in them vanishing (though I wouldn't seriously wish death on someone or make death threats if this is what my mind thought up in a dream then so be it) but the con is that I even thought of them at all. Ugh, disgusting.
The UK just cut the hell out of its unemployment and disability benefits and is dismantling the National Health Service. So there are a lot of fucked up people there with nothing better to do than gawk at a Kardashian, sadly enough.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
Isn't there some moment when you look at yourself and think, "I'm a fucking idiot who waits hours to see a whore who is only famous because a C-list rapper pissed on her, and her coattail-riding family"? Doesn't anyone in that crowd just STOP and question WHY?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
It's because they're desensitised.
DD are you still on? I need to talk to you please.. And thank you.
" I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon
Staged, no doubt. Believe nothing from the Daily Fail.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
This post=Brilliance
Also, thank GOD I wasn't in that mall today. I take the fact that I knew nothing of their appearance as a sign of my intelligence.