Note To All These Crazies: Look At Your Life Choices
Thousands of people in the UK went through the following thought process while trying to see the American trash heap heffas that are the Kardashians at the launch of their hideous fashion line:
1. "Oh, I think I'll go to the Westfield London Shopping Centre to see a bunch of American whores!"
Now, you'd think that after that thought, they'd realize that they could waste hours of their lives on waiting to see the Kuntrashians or they could do something more useful like bleach their own assholes with a Clorox pen or put a coat of paint on their assholes and watch it slowly dry in a handheld mirror.
2. "Okay, I'm here, and wow, there's thousands of people in front of me and some waited overnight to see three pieces of trash who are about as talented as a popped pimple on a dog's ass."
At the point, they probably should've stopped and asked themselves if they really wanted to be grouped in with a bunch of crazy ass bitches who camped out overnight and slept on the ground to see the Kuntrashians at a damn mall.
3. "They've finally opened the doors and everyone's rushing in and some people are fainting from the excitement!"
That's when I'd just give up on life, lay down on the ground and let everyone stampede over me.
Seriously, the Daily Mail said that thousands of people waited hours to see three hams covered in bronzer. Who waits that long to see a Kardashian? Don't they know that it's really easy to see one of those talentless whores. Just a drop 12 inch black dildo in front of a camera and wait about 4 seconds for one of them to start humping it. I swear, the UK's Department of Mental Health missed an opportunity. They should've dropped a giant net on the crowd and dragged them all away.
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Poor Lucifer_Sam. I hope she doesnt catch herpes via airborn contagion.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 8:32pm.
Are there any black footballers? (I plead ignorance).
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Firstly, yes.
Secondly: honey, no. Everyone here knows that you don't mean anything by that, but that kind of talk would get the shit kicked out of you if you said it to the wrong person.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 8:12pm
LMAO, but don't waste your time on him/it. 'People' like Jimmy, Cookie Monster and Poopele are a dying breed. We just have to have patience. It's sad when a person's self worth is so low that the only thing they deem valuable within themselves is the color of their skin. They have no discernable talents and are angry because they are colossal failures. They are such desperate attention seekers.
Hopefully, all of their daughters will find the biggest, blackest man they can find and have a ton of black babies. Dying breed.
Brithish fashion is sooooo ON..anything british and yet these whores are salivation for sweatshop clothes made of rubberband and the glorious colors for black and grey.
Now if there was a 95% off British designer Vivienne Westwood clothes, I would be acting like this a bit...
Submitted by Nanners: "Really, England? Now Kim's gonna be chasing footballer dick.
Damn, Khloe is TWICE the size of her sisters. I would not be opposed to her designing a plus size fashion line..."
Are there any black footballers? (I plead ignorance). And besides, she's *pre-engaged* to Kanye!
And Khloe should design a plus-size fashion line. She's got to do something to earn her keep! Also, I kind of like her, so I will defend her by saying that she has different DNA.
I despise all of these three bronze covered hams. Useless. Vapid. Classless. Bitches.
I want to believe someone told them it was the second coming of the Beatles. Or even Justin Bieber.
OMG I'm so embarrassed for those people. Maybe they were paid to act like that?
The only negative thing I will say about Kim's body is to wonder WHY, if you have short legs, would you shorten them further by wearing those booties. Only women like Goopy and Heidi Klum and Stacey Keibler, who have legs like racehorses can wear those things.
She just doesn't dress for her body - she dresses for the body she *wishes* she had. I understand her frustration. I have a shortwaisted figure, so I can't wear anything belted, or button-down shirts that aren't specifically tailored. Sucks, but the alternative is looking like a creep.
The end is near.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Given that these 3 cum dumpsters are completely void of any talent whatsoever, you've got to give it up for their pimp-ager, mommy kris. She's managed to convince the weak minded that these whores are "hot", which is a huge undertaking given that one is known for being a human urinal, one spread her legs & got knocked up twice out of wedlock, and the last one looks like sasquatch. Still, I'd really like to see them exposed as the money grubbing attention sluts (who couldn't give a shit about their "fans" & only want to exploit their weak-mindedness) that they really are...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Heffas
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 7:01pm.
I wondered why, when I went for a run this evening, the air had suddenly turned foul with the stench of piss and faeces, the raindrops left a thick film of smegma on my skin, and in the eastern sky I beheld a burgeoning storm of footballer cocks, the first sign of the Whorepocalypse.
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:-) Bwhahahahahaha!
Brilliant!
it gets worse. they have also launched, or are about to launch, another kosmetic line. forgot the name, shockingly it starts with a "k"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Well said. Oh MK, how pithy you are. So full of pith!
Oh and too fucking hilarious.
They bring to mind the mall zombies in "Dawn of The Dead", albeit with less class, dignity and hope. The walking dead wouldn't be caught dead at a Kardashian fan event:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zK_44APmbY
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 7:56pm
I've been wonderin' why
People livin' in fear
Of my shade
(Or my hi top fade)
I'm not the one that's runnin'
But they got me one the run
Treat me like I have a gun
All I got is genes and chromosomes
Consider me Black to the bone
All I want is peace and love
On this planet
(Ain't that how God planned it?)
Excuse us for the news
You might not be amused
But did you know White comes from Black
No need to be confused
Excuse us for the news
I question those accused
Why is this fear of Black from White
Influence who you choose?
*sends in Jimmy's name to be put on "the list" *
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Paris Hilton, Heidi and Spencer, the Jersey Shore idiots and many other no talent douchebags have mostly faded away from the limelight when their 15 minutes was up, WHY won't these people go away!? I keep thinking they're on their way out but nope, they're spreading wider than Kim's legs in any NBA/NFL/MLB locker room.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 7:56pm.
This is in the UK? None of these people even look british! This is what happends when you have an open door immigration policy. The people roaming the streets don't even resemble the ancestors who built the country. Disgusting.
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Jimmy, this is what happens when a country was a huge worldwide empire, and former subjects come to the mother country for opportunities.
The people pictured do have horrible taste in celebrities.
It's like the UK version of a midnight Christmas sale at Walmart here.
EDITED to add: And these people are just as British as the Queen.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 7:01pm.
I wondered why, when I went for a run this evening, the air had suddenly turned foul with the stench of piss and faeces, the raindrops left a thick film of smegma on my skin, and in the eastern sky I beheld a burgeoning storm of footballer cocks, the first sign of the Whorepocalypse.
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HAHAH! "Burgeoning storm of footballer's cocks" HAHAHAHA
That's generation Y for you. Why would you even bother?, These bitches serve no purpose, they have really stretched their 15 minutes. When will they disappear?
Nice gunt, Kim.
Wait, fashion and Kardashian? Isn't that an oxymoron?
This shames me deeply. I'm a Brit ex-pat living in the US - where did we go wrong?! *falls to knees, shaking fists to the sky*
I can assure you we're not all fucktard losers, some of us have a little taste and self-respect.
I agree with MK that this was a wasted opportunity, a medical testing lab could have had a rich stream of cretins to test on. And they would have done it for free - just tell them the Kunts are endorsing it and boom! free flesh to grow ears and shit on.
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"We must not look at Goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits,
Who knows upon what soil they fed,
Their hungry, thirsty roots"
I heard about some poll on the news or some show that Americans hate Kim Kardashian more than Jerry Sandusky. That's some hate. But why can't she be locked away forever like he is?
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
I choose to believe that this was promoted as a "Kome Kill The Kardashians" event and people stood in line and fought to get in because they wanted a good shot at these wastes of space. I refuse to believe any living creature would stand in line to see them unless they were being paid.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
So I suppose the "backlash" (if there ever was one) over her sham wedding has subsided? Whatever. I'm sorry, I just do NOT get the idea of girls screaming over other girls, particularly when these three don't DO anything to inspire any emotion but disgust.
Someone should have rounded up everyone there and sterilized them. Including - no, ESPECIALLY - the Kardashians.
(I know one of them bred already, but I suppose that can't be helped.)
That's when I'd just give up on life, lay down on the ground and let everyone stampede over me.
No kidding. Can we sacrifice Seacrest to Ra in atonement or try him at the Haig for crimes against humanity for foisting this fuckery on society?
"Don't they know that it's really easy to see one of those talentless whores. Just a drop 12 inch black dildo in front of a camera and wait about 4 seconds for one of them to start humping it."
HAHAHAHA!!! The visual on that is amazing, MK. I just see this black dildo sitting there on the ground, and then a few seconds later Kim waddles into the picture, looks around to make sure noone's watching, and then starts humping it.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 7:01pm.
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Lucy♥, that was beautiful. *tears up* ;)
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Morons.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
No words... It's incomprehensible how this family has managed to turn a piss-poor video, a pair of udders and a giant ass into an empire worth millions. With any luck, there's family of derelicts somewhere in the world, planning their demise, he he he! ;D
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Kim Kardashian has the thunder thighs of a stumpy lesbian gym teacher.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
kourtney's the only one i can stand
Uggg! When will they go away? They would have to pay me millions just to think about showing up to see them in person, and a few more to actually show up. Why not? If they get paid for nothing, why shouldn't I? Heh.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
I'm ashamed to have English blood today....
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"The stars shone. The gate creaked.The air was fresh."
Why would anyone want to go see the Kardashians in person, never mind wait in a crowded mob for them?
Also, Kanye must love the pregnancy speculation as much as Kim. He seems to want to dress her to maximize bloat. That fur coat makes her look huge.
"That's when I'd just give up on life, lay down on the ground and let everyone stampede over me." yup pretty much ahahahha what a disaster
Coma Caca!
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Kim looks like a sasquatch in that coat.
Oh, England... *shaking head slowly*
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
"A burgeoning storm of footballer's cocks"
Luciferian POETRY! I'd leave my umbrella home to play in THAT storm!
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
The English have shown themselves to once again be the spume of the Earth, worse than congealed pond scum. Only in the UK could thousands clamor to get a whiff of Paris Hilton or these Kardashitards.
And they have the audacity to look down on us.
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I hope your free abortions are worth it because your daughter, your daughter's daughter, and your daughter's daughter's daughter will be paying for them throughout the next couple of centuries. If America still exists.~ pfk
not that i'm accusing the Kardashians of doing anything staged or fake,(heaven forbid!)but... how much do actors/actresses playing extras cost per shoot in the UK?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I just made a fucking account to say FUCK YOU KIM WHO FUR LOVING PIECE OF WHITE DOG TURD. Where are these dumb ass kids parents?!?! Ship them to sea and hopefully this whole family gets captured by pirates. This family angers me more than anything especially Kim. Heffa needs some red paint on that coat.
Makes Black Friday in the States look downright reasonable by comparison.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I thought Brits had more class.....fuck these whores
I actually quite like Kourtney's (srsly, who thought of those names - don't get me started on Khloe) polka dot jacket.
*examines glass, vows to give up the booze*
They paid for those people to be there, probably putting an ad on Craigslist.
Lucy! I was just wondering if you hightailed it out of town when you learned that these slores touched down! Oh, and I saw Skyfall today. Awesome.
"Fans": Paid for by the KockROACHians.