AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Part I
When you're about to close your eyes to go to sleep tonight, just remember that somewhere on the outskirts of Las Vegas, Marie Osmond is up in her doll attic, softly singing a lullaby into the porcelain ears on of her dolls while surrounded by hundreds of doll babies wearing pajamas. I think I just typed out the plot for the next season of American Horror Story.
At the Flamingo Hilton in Las Vegas yesterday, Marie Osmond signed her dolls for her fans while a dude in the background made a "Why am I here face?" and a lady behind him made a "Lord, I just wanna look that dude's bald spot" face. I have a look of terror on my face, because when I look at a picture of Marie with one of her dolls, it's really hard for me to tell which one is made of porcelain and which one is made of plastic.
Maybe it's because most of my friends are mega sluts with no standards, but a lot of them have their own story about hooking up with a doll lover. One of my friends hooked up with some dude whose bedroom was full of porcelain dolls, floor to ceiling, and wanted to do the deed in there with the lights dimmed. Being the fearless slut that my friend is, he did it. There's nothing more terrifying and awkward and uncomfortable than doing butt sex while holding in the shit the creepy dolls are trying to scare out of you. I don't know why he would do that. Dolls are already know everything! Why was he giving him more information? How can he walk around the street knowing that dozens of dolls have stared deep up into his no-no?
If human eyes are the windows to the soul, then doll eyes are the windows to hell. Except for the Alexis Carrington doll. She's an angel sent from above.
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I has the sads that when I was in Vegas, I didn't take the time to walk across the street to see this train wreck in person. That being said, I don't know who's scarier - her or her brother.
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One of my lit profs in my MFA wrote for American Girl. It's like a cult or something. They are militant, but pay really well. Didn't know they had dolls.
....another slore (Melania too)who schleps her shit on QVC. Really, who spends money on this shit? Lonely old wimmen?
She was on ET the other day and she looked horrific! Her face was too pulled back! She had these massive bubble lips. Yikes! These pics are not representative of her face on video!
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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 10:36pm.
marie osmond looks better in her 50s than she did in her 20s
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Holy crap, her forehead! She looks like Selena Gomez.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 10:23pm.
I'm going to wait just a day or two. Thank you for your concern, Twattie.
Kitty Muffin, have a good night.
hope you feel better Dog, night
marie osmond looks better in her 50s than she did in her 20s
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I'm going to wait just a day or two. Thank you for your concern, Twattie.
Kitty Muffin, have a good night.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 10:06pm.
kittymuffin -- OMG, I am so sorry about your little kitteh. I lost mine in March and I still think about her every day, I miss her so much. *hugs*
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The saddest part is, she had a tail like a squirrel..so every time I see a squirrel I think it's her. I'm sorry for your loss.
*hugs*
Dog -- please, take the antibiotics, he gave them to you for a reason. You don't want the bronchitis to turn into pneumonia, which it can. I've had pneumonia, it ain't pretty. Please, take them, okay?
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 9:48pm.
Thanks, Kitty Muffin. I've been sick as a cat for a week. Can't shake it.
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Feel better Dog.. I wish you to get better.
I lost my beloved kitty last month, but still have my big dog.hope you feel well soon.
one animal 2 another :)
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I'm so sorry to hear that. Losing an animal, no matter the circumstances, is never easy. I hope you're handling it okay.
Thank you,
She was 17 when she passed..she lived a great long life, I have a bulldog now who misses her company.
Hope you get better soon.
Twattie, the quack says it's bronchitis. He gave me a Z-Pack but I'd rather wait a bit to see if it goes away with vitamins - Zinc, MSM, and Super C.
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kittymuffin -- OMG, I am so sorry about your little kitteh. I lost mine in March and I still think about her every day, I miss her so much. *hugs*
Dog -- sorry to hear about the Hanta flu. Hope you start feeling better soon. You've seen the doctor, I assume?
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Submitted by kittymuffin on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 9:48pm.
Thanks, Kitty Muffin. I've been sick as a cat for a week. Can't shake it.
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Feel better Dog.. I wish you to get better.
I lost my beloved kitty last month, but still have my big dog.hope you feel well soon.
one animal 2 another :)
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I'm so sorry to hear that. Losing an animal, no matter the circumstances, is never easy. I hope you're handling it okay.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 9:48pm.
Thanks, Kitty Muffin. I've been sick as a cat for a week. Can't shake it.
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Feel better Dog.. I wish you to get better.
I lost my beloved kitty last month, but still have my big dog.hope you feel well soon.
one animal 2 another :)
*sits wiff Luci*
Nothing beats books. The smell of a book printed prior to acid-free paper is so comforting. I'd rather read a book than watch TV.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 9:53pm.
Did she apply her blush with a spray gun?
she obviously sets her paint gun to "Whore"
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 9:53pm.
Bastard! but yeah, reading is good. kids don't read anymore..
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Did she apply her blush with a spray gun?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 9:36pm.
I never had a doll in my life
I only ever had one doll. I was 7. She lasted two months and then my brother set her on fire because I pissed him off. After that I just started reading books. He did me a favour, really. From the melted plastic of my doll's life my love of literature found incarnation.
Thanks, Kitty Muffin. I've been sick as a cat for a week. Can't shake it.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 9:42pm.
Kitty Muffin, an Ebolacold is a cold that is so bad it makes you wish you had Ebola. Ebola is a hanta virus and Hantaflu is worse than Ebolacold
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do you have it?.. I hope not..if so, I hope you get well.
Kitty Muffin, an Ebolacold is a cold that is so bad it makes you wish you had Ebola. Ebola is a hanta virus and Hantaflu is worse than Ebolacold.
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cold toilet seats are the worst and what is Ebolacold?
not from a cold toilet
Truth, I never had a doll in my life, I was a teddybear/stuffed animal woman, still am.
those things creep me the fuck out.
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Submitted by Craigypants on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 7:46pm.
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I heard her say her oldest daughter is gay but her son wasn't. He had serious depression that led to his suicide.
Twattie, Tim Curry played the hell out of that part, didn't he?
Thank you for asking. The Ebolacold is gone and now I haz Hantaflu. Ugh!
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Marie Osmond freaks me out..so do the rest of em..I hate doll eyes and my mom had a Spanish oil painting of a lady ,her eyes followed me everywhere I went.
OMG, Doggeh, I can hear that voice in my head -- it's SO spooky!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is your Ebolacold gone yet???
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 7:41pm.
....Dude's been getting more ass than a toilet seat...
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OMFG. ROFLMAO!
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Aphid -- if there is a Pennywise the clown doll, I'd have to keep it in the box -- that would scare the fuck out of me if I woke up at night and saw that thing looking at me!!! I also have this miniature doll, she's about 4" tall in a small coffin box, a zombie/vampire type doll, it's made by Living Dead Dolls. She's really cute, as far as zombie/vampire dolls go.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 6:53pm.
Aphid -- your dolls sound cool! You know what I'd love, and I don't even know if they make it -- a Pennywise the clown doll! Wouldn't that be neat?
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Oooh nooo.... Homie is as much clown as I can stand, they freak me out!
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Submitted by Craigypants on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 7:46pm.
I just can't with Marie Osmond, she is batshit crazy. Remember when she gave Oprah that black doll? Oprah was like "WTF", and she refuses to believe her son was gay when he necked himself because of their fucked up religion. Poor guy.
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I agree with you about her son. SAD, but what's wrong with giving Oprah a black doll? Was she SUPPOSED to give her a white doll? Would an Asian doll have been ok? Unless she gave her a Mammie doll, why wouldn't she give Oprah a black doll?
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Submitted by FreakGeek on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 6:53pm.
Why do Marie's dolls look like they're about to give a bj or suck on a nipple? They all have slightly open "O" mouths...creepy.
Hahahaha
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I just can't with Marie Osmond, she is batshit crazy. Remember when she gave Oprah that black doll? Oprah was like "WTF", and she refuses to believe her son was gay when he necked himself because of their fucked up religion. Poor guy.
Hey, MK! Better make general petraus the hot slut of the day. Looks like Dude's been getting more ass than a toilet seat, to the point that his mistresses are fighting over him and got the fbi involved.
Ohhhh yeah, aren't those the gothic dolls you showed me before Ms. Twatty? They're cool. I'd have Cabbage Patch babies LOL!
Hairy Back Mary -- hey, love! <3 Check out the Gathered Traditions witch dolls I collect; they're the coolest. Those porcelain baby dolls creep me out.
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I should pull a Marie Osmond and get some dolls - it's the closest I'd ever get to being a mother, anyway.
Brown-EyedGirl -- aren't most men like that? You could be dead and they'd only notice if you didn't wash their clothes or make them a meal. But your pups would notice!
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Marie is an example of good plastic surgery. She did have a pretty face to start with anyway, so I'm glad she didn't over do it.
coca -- I'm sure her greedy sister-in-law got a hold of the dolls, sold them on eBay and used the profits for herself & her bratty kids. I know, I thought the same thing -- what happened to all those dolls???
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Why do Marie's dolls look like they're about to give a bj or suck on a nipple? They all have slightly open "O" mouths...creepy.
Aphid -- your dolls sound cool! You know what I'd love, and I don't even know if they make it -- a Pennywise the clown doll! Wouldn't that be neat?
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I know shes had work done but she looks good for her age
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Marie looks pretty darn good. Maybe she is wearing a lot of makeup and has been tweeked a little, but she still looks a lot younger, slimmer, and more natural than that fat lard ass'n her momma. She had a career when she was younger and now she's selling dolls and is making a gazillion$. Good for her. Unlike those other hose (typo, but I'm keeping it) who have done nothing and they slap their krusty name on anything and kall it their own.