Sunday, November 11th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Demi Moore (50)
Christa B. Allen (21)
Chanelle Hayes (25)
Mark Sanchez (26)
Jessica Sierra (27)
Brittny Gastineau (30)
Leonardo DiCaprio (38)
Adam Beach (40)
Tyler Christopher (40)
Carson Kressley (43)
Calista Flockhart (48)
Jane Pratt (50)
Stanley Tucci (52)
Lisa Welch (52)
Ian Craig Marsh of The Human League (56)
Andy Partridge (59)
Marc Summers (61)
Bibi Andersson (77)
Jonathan Winters (87)

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Demi is 50?? Uh ohhhh... I hope she's gonna be ok

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Submitted by MissDior on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 4:08pm.
I know it's supposed to be her jacket flaps, but it looks like they drew a vulva on her belly. Probably, not a mistake.

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OMG you're right, and that must be intentional. It looks like her 'giner extends right up to her bellybutton, LOL! She did used to have a giant bush...

Demi's dreaded dooms day..50

Demi's dreaded dooms day..50

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Stanley Tucci was hot and heavy with Edie Falco and returned to his dying wife. Not a fan of his nor Edie's since that escandalo a few years ago.

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Demi looks gorgeous here. Many people who've had work done end up looking "done", older or just weird. A good example is Megan Fox, who looks older, done and weird. Demi did not look weird PR older than her age until she lost all that weight. Once she regains it, she'll look great again. So sad that her daughters inherited Bruce's looks.

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 10:43pm.
as usual i only give a crap about the older birthday sluts

yeah I feel old when I look at those lists

who?
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oh hey! it's their 48475 birthday!

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Your avatar looks to me to be a drag queen who goes by Miss Richfield 1981. Richfield is a suburb of minneapolis mn. Haven't heard much about her lately, wonder if still working?

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 10:43pm.
as usual i only give a crap about the older birthday sluts

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as usual i only give a crap about the older birthday sluts

P.T.Bull's picture

I think too much plastic surgery makes women look older sometimes. I was speaking with a saleswoman about something and learned she was born the same year I was. I am wondering "Do I look that old?" My wife is a bit younger than me so I don't know what I would normally expect at this age. My thinking was this woman looked older due to surgery.

Getting older is a drag, but my impression is that demi is more insecure about it than most people, also I think her surgeries and drug abuse probably makes her look in her 60s at this point. I'd much rather get busy with an unadulterated women in her 50s than one that looks odd due to plastic surgery.

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ISubmitted by Craigypants on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 7:33pm.
Demi will be either past out drunk or sedated today, no way that bitch can handle being 50.
She looks terrible now, too much surgery and too thin, she is still a witch.

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Theresapop
That sounds like the story I remember
Thanks for sweeping away the cobwebs

Submitted by Deb on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 7:30pm.

Oh no, wasn't GH. It was some show called "The Master" or "Ninja Master," and they spliced together four episodes into two TV movies. So Demi was only in the first half of the first movie, then she vanishes without a trace.

The movies were awful, but they were fun snarking.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 8:36pm.
Shockingly he is straight. He is engaged to Emily Blunt's sister. He was married before but I think his wife died :(

That's really sad about his wife. I think he is hot, and always looks really well-dressed.

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Happy Birthday Most Worthy Birthday Slut, Jonathan Winters. You're still awesome. xoxoxoxoxo

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 7:25pm.

Shockingly he is straight. He is engaged to Emily Blunt's sister. He was married before but I think his wife died :(

HBD Stanley, Demi and Leo!

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Mani6's picture

I'll bet Demi is doing some serious whipits about now!

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P.T.Bull's picture

Well, I for one like a woman's naked body better than one with a cheesy suit painted on it. Wonder if it was her fault the marriage with bruce willis didn't work out. Bet she's thinking it wouldn't have been such a bad place after all.

Craigypants's picture

Demi will be either past out drunk or sedated today, no way that bitch can handle being 50.
She looks terrible now, too much surgery and too thin, she is still a witch.

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Submitted by dementa on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 4:26pm.

BTW I saw one of Demi's earliest roles recently, some crappy TV show that MST3K was spoofing. She's ALWAYS had that cracking smoker's voice!
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dementa, I remember her on "General Hospital" in the early 80's. And yes, she had a gravelley voice then. But GH doesn't sound like a show that MST3K would spoof.

I saw "GI Jane" a few weeks ago, and it is definitely my favorite of Demi's movies. She was excellent in that. Viggo Mortensen made the film even more enjoyable! ;)

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

At least it's not the photo of her enormous bush.

Is Stanely Tucci gay? Or has he played one too many flamboyant roles?

LisaRose's picture

Happy Birthday to my Mom who is at least younger than Jonathan Winters at 83!!

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Richiegay's picture

Somehow i misread the title as Birthday Suits ...

Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion

woodhorse's picture

Happy Birthday to Carson Kressley from your True Love!

Sayonara's picture

Happy birthday to all especially Demi Moore, Leonardo DiCaprio (I have a strange attraction to you), Adam Beach, and Tyler Christopher.

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I don't think she is pretty.

Chris Knight's picture

demi, what a waste of time and energy.... one of hollyweird most famous talentless piece....

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She looks cold.

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theresapop's picture

Ahh yes Irish!!!! I recall that too and I think she says in the book that that was why she was so hurt by Demi dumping her freindship shortly after that....Demi was playing Hollywood housewife and Ally was playing rock and roll girlfriend and Demi didn't want to deal with her maybe since Demi had already been there done that and on to bigger things like potato a makin lol

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Dam my phone deleted the reSt of my post real quick Demi dumps Emilio once his movie bombs for Bruce the biggest action star at the time once she hooked up with Bruce she dumped Sheedy as her bff since she knew all her secrets including a drug habit that Ally helped her get help for but could not or would not take her calls or acknowledge her once Ally went through her own alcohol problem so it was not so much a break down but part of the whole cleansing thing they have u do when u have an addiction I assume so she confessed probably all the ways she felt used in Hollywood Demi being one of them also Richi Sambora was a fame whore too dumping her for Cher while she was stuck in rehab she learned her boyfriend was dating Cher on E T anyway that's the celebrity gossip I recall from being a celebrity gossip monger from way back whenz lol shit I'm old!!!

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Demi is so pretty but those are some lopsided nips!

Ally Sheedy was Demi's bridemaid for her wedding to Bruce so she couldn't have been that upset!

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BTW I saw one of Demi's earliest roles recently, some crappy TV show that MST3K was spoofing. She's ALWAYS had that cracking smoker's voice!

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Real life is cruel to any celebrity who skates by on sex appeal, just showing their sexybits and getting roles based on being attractive. Exhibit A: Demi-Talent Moore.

And wow, Leo is 38? He's skating dangerously close to becoming George Clooney.

Ah, Stanley Tucci. You are great in every role I've seen you in, so HB.

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The story about Ally Sheedy went something like this after St Elmos fire they became best friends St Elmo being Demi's second role in a film and mostly being recognized as being a soap actress from General Hospital Ally being recognized for various rolls including our beloved Breakfast Club so let's just say it was to Demis convenience that she befriended Ally maybe to be included in the young Hollywood crowd that was emerging from the John Hughes pool of actors that would soon be dubbed the Brat Pack if u also recall the Rolling Stone Cover and article they included Demi as one even though she wasn't really if anything at the time she was only a hanger on....so once they are bffs Ally recalls a few stories in her book about their musings and heart to hearts they had when they where besties one of them being that Demi confessed to her that she wanted to be famous as famous as Madonna if u recall at the time Madonna had either just married Sean Penn or divorced him not sure which either way Madonna was in all the papers all around the world...Demi saying something like she didnt care what she had to do to ger that fame but she was going to do it no matter what...so then if u also recall she got engaged to Hollywood offspring Emilio Esteves who
was one of Allys buddies as well as Sean Penns childhood friend...Emilio
the put her in her movies

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Happy 48th birthday to Philip McKeon, Linda Lavin's TV son and Jo Polniaczek's brother.

MissDior's picture

I know it's supposed to be her jacket flaps, but it looks like they drew a vulva on her belly. Probably, not a mistake. She's the worst.

And to think they cropped out Ashton in the cradle off of the right.

Leo will always be Jack Dawson to me....he really should have an Oscar by now.

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Short and bald and yet so very appealing. The mystery of Stanley Tucci.

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STANLEY TUCCI is so fucking sexy.

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Submitted by harperharper on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 2:28pm.

Does anyone besides me remember the story about ally sheedy having a meltdown when Demi Moore married Bruce Willis?
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NO, but I'd love to hear/ read all about it! Why the meltdown? Was Ali in love with Bruce... or with Demi... or did she hate them... or did she have a premonition that the couple's spawn would become 3 homely, annoying tater-heads?

Demi was and still is an extremely attractive woman. Kutcher definitely downgraded in the looks department. However, I suspect Demi has a wretched personality and maybe Kunis is only half-wretched, so there's that...

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HB to all of the sluts, esp the legend that is Jonathan Winters

*sideeye towards Sanchez's entire pro career*

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Spoiled's picture

Remember Demi's original breasts in "About Last Night"? I finally got a chance to see "Mr. Brooks" and the only thing I didn't like about it was Demi's performance. Yeah, the movie was totally unbelievable, but I can excuse a lot of films as long as they're entertaining, but annoying acting? Wish someone else had gotten that role.

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Demi still looks good and would look even BETTER with 10-15 lbs and a healthy dose of self esteem.

I can't believe Leo is almost 40. I mean, he looks like crap, but he was *the* teen idol of my adolescence. Age is a bitch.
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HB, Stanley Tucci. Such a great actor and so hot too. Oh yes, I would.

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HB to all horz. Those who don't think of themselves as horz then ask yourselves what you've done with your life. ;)

MK, not so sound like a smartass, Ian Craig Marsh has been with Heaven 17 most of his recording life as an artist, though he certainly was a founding member of The Human League.

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Adam Beach! yummmmm :D

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 1:26pm.

HB Jonathan Winters. He and Phil Silvers were hilarious in "It's A Mad Mad Mad...Mad World"

Word! Glad he's still with us.

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Submitted by harperharper on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 2:28pm.

Does anyone besides me remember the story about ally sheedy having a meltdown when Demi Moore married Bruce Willis?

Never heard that! Do tell! Isn't she still single? And maybe the meltdown was permanent?

Demi Moore was and still is beautiful. I remember that photo shoot--it was really cool at the time and still holds up. Happy 50th Demi. Aging, can really be a kick in the gut--but as they say it's better than the alternative! I wish her well.

As as side note, I notice that her boobies are lopsided---just like mine! I guess it's pretty common!!