Elmo Might've Done Sex With A 16-Year-Old Boy
As maids platinum leaf the sideburns on anti-muppet super villain Mitt Romney and his assistants apply a fresh coat of liquified elephant ivory on his teeth, he is softly hahahahahahaha-ing to himself. Because his plan to destroy those government-mooching lazies at Sesame Street might've failed, but it doesn't really matter since Sesame Street is slowly imploding with no help from him. It's a sad day for everyone when there's a chance that when you go to the National Sex Offender Registry and type in "Sesame Street," Elmo's picture will pop up!
TMZ says that Elmo is mute today, because his voice, Kevin Nash, took a leave of absence from Sesame Street after a now 23-year-old accused him of partaking in statutory rape shit 7 years ago. The accuser claims that when Kevin Nash was 45 and he was 16, they regularly had sex together. The accuser went to Sesame Workshops this past June and said that Elmo tickled him wrong when he was 16. After his first meeting with the head bitches of Sesame Workshops, the accuser thought they were trying to shut his lips, so he hired the law firm of Andreozzi and Associates, the same firm that represented one of Jerry Sandusky's victims, to represent him. Sesame Workshop released this statement:
"In June of this year, Sesame Workshop received a communication from a young man who alleged that he had a relationship with Kevin Clash beginning when he was 16-years-old. This was a personal relationship, unrelated to the workplace. We took the allegation very seriously and took immediate action.
Kevin insists that these allegations are false and defamatory and he has taken actions to protect his reputation. We have granted him a leave of absence to do so.
Elmo is bigger than any one person and will continue to be an integral part of Sesame Street to engage, educate and inspire children around the world."
Sesame Workshop officials are still standing by Kevin Clash, because they say they asked the accuser to cough up some proof and he hasn't. The accuser did give Sesame Workshop an e-mail that Kevin Clash allegedly sent to him, and in the e-mail Kevin admits to screwing on him when he was just 16, but they think the e-mail is a work of fraud. Sesame Workshop did find out that Kevin Clash used his company e-mail account to write his accuser a few times, but apparently he doesn't mention anything about illegal sex stuff in his e-mails.
Kevin tells TMZ that he did have a sexual relationship with his accuser, but it was completely consensual and his accuser was of legal age at the time. Kevin says that he's sad that his accuser is trying to smear his G-rated image for whatever reason.
Well, isn't this just a scalding cup of FUCKED UP.
No, I don't know why the accuser didn't go directly to the police instead of going to Sesame Workshop, but I still have a feeling this isn't going to end well for Kevin Clash. We now all know that the fist that is always up Elmo has boned a teenager and probably made Elmo voices while doing so. I have a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll and now every time that creepy thing laughs, I'm going to think of Kevin making the same laugh as.... Oh, forget it. Let's not EVER go there. It's always too early for that.
And coming this holiday season: Sex-You-Up Elmo.
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 1:00pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:57pm.
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Hi Whamo!!!!!
What does "*"
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LOL, if you post something and you want to erase it you edit your remark by deleting what you've written but you have to put at least one character as a comment or it won't let you re-post. You will see people do it a lot when they double post
I'd made a smart ass remark about Kevin Nash and basketball but I realized the basketball dude's name was Steve Nash so I erased my comment so I didn't look like the moron I am:)
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:44pm.
I can't believe I am reading this. Would YOU have sex with a 16 year old, then, Bigorexia? You clearly condone statutory rape.
16 year olds, though they may be sexually active, are not known for their maturity, or for making wise decisions. They are still CHILDREN.
I am European as well, but do certainly not condone relationships between adults and teenagers. Your last comment though is nonsense, since you seem to have no problems letting these "CHILDREN" drive vehicles.
Yes, I'm a woman. I can't look at a 16 year old boy and be like...attracted to him. Even 18 is pushing it.
It has just as much to with intellectual compatibility and maturity as much as age. And the law. It's just inconceivable to me that a grown person would want to do sexual things to a kid.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
I have a feeling this is gonna get good. 2012 has been great gossip wise
Submitted by vsminimoose on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:55pm
I am looking at this from the point of view of a mother, but 16 is a child. I am around a lot of young people that are in that 15-25 age group, and by and large, most of them are very, very immature. Just because they're having sex does not mean they are mature they're just having sex. Sex is more than the physical act--it is more emotional than anything. How many adults even can handle the emotions that come with sex?
i LOVE elmo *weeps inconsoably
Sesame Street characters do not haz secks ever!!! Except for Kermit & Miss Piggy & maybe Bert & Ernie. But that's it!!!
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:57pm.
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What does "*" mean? I've seen it a couple of times before. This will be my question for the week:) Pushy
Sex with a 16 year is completely wrong. However, some of them look 20, lie about their age and are aggressive. I would like to hear both sides of the whole story. Elmo seemed like a cool guy. Too bad.
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:53pm.
Bigorexia, we'll just have to agree to disagree on this one. I have a friend that lost hers at 15 to a guy in his late twenties, and I remember thinking it was gross.
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Haha. To each his own.
But I have to ask... you are a woman right?
I find that women have such a different perception of sexuality to men. Trust me, most men are into really freaky shit that they would never tell women about. I think most straight men look at teenage girls and fantasise about them, but they wouldn't tell you that. Also, there are these identical gay twins doing hardcore porn together and they are really doing well.
The point is - we all have our animal instincts, but we are forced to hide a lot of them to avoid being socially rejected. We all have dark secrets. I am just being open about it. ;)
I watched a documentary on this guy awhile ago on PBS. He was the original creator of Elmo - meaning he actually built the puppet itself and the personality behind it.
It was an interesting documentary, but this dude was married and has a daughter.
I know that doesn't matter much, but I will reserve any judgment until I hear more. Methinks this might be an exercise in extortion.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
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I don't think a 16 year old is a child. I really don't and I don't think anyone else really thinks that either.
But the law is the law so I wouldn't mess with it. I've met guys in my late twenties that were less mature than the guys I knew when I was just 17.
Submitted by bigorexia on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:40pm.
Whether 16 year olds are having sex is irrelevant. It's ILLEGAL to have sex with a minor. Most 16 year olds I know lack basic common sense and are barely able to function in the real world, yet we think it's fine and dandy for them to fuck around. Sorry, but I have a real problem with adults who prey on children--even 16 and 17 year old ones.
Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:49pm.
Bigorexia .. i looked at your avi and instantly miss the messy minded doll that was Amy.. I saw her perform live in SXSW.. she sang love is a losing game **tears** ..is that you in the pic?
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Yeah, I was working as a bartender at a bar in Soho in London. I was collecting glasses outside when I saw loads of paps coming out of nowhere and following this woman. So I looked a bit closer and saw it was her. I took the opportunity to go up to her and ask for a picture and she was SO friendly. We had a little chat. SO down-to-Earth. SO sweet. That was about a year before she died, and yes it's me in the picture.
It's a sad waste of a talent. And so rare for people in showbiz to stay so humble and sweet.
Bigorexia, we'll just have to agree to disagree on this one. I have a friend that lost hers at 15 to a guy in his late twenties, and I remember thinking it was gross.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Bigorexia .. i looked at your avi and instantly miss the messy minded doll that was Amy.. I saw her perform live in SXSW.. she sang love is a losing game **tears** ..is that you in the pic?
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:44pm.
I can't believe I am reading this. Would YOU have sex with a 16 year old, then, Bigorexia? You clearly condone statutory rape.
16 year olds, though they may be sexually active, are not known for their maturity, or for making wise decisions. They are still CHILDREN.
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Only by legal definition. In most of Europe, sleeping with a 16-year-old is NOT statutory rape.
I had a friend who has a 16-year-old boyfriend when he was 24, and they were very happy together.
People underestimate teenagers. At 16, you are fully developed physically and think like an adult. Sure, you might be a bit naive and make stupid decisions, but you are not A CHILD! Come on.
I am 27 now and if I saw a really fit 16-year-old, I could appreciate their looks. I would never have a boyfriend that young, but I really don't see the problem with consensual sex between a 16-year-old and someone 10 years older.
Maybe women just don't understand male sexuality so well. Or maybe it's just a cultural thing. But over here in Europe, we think that your high age of consent is ridiculous. Everyone I know in Sweden lost their virginity at around 15, and most of them to way older guys.
Fuck all these demonic energies taking people over who belong to Christ! Im sick of the shit happening right in front of our eyes! Fucking devils on the tv! Devils on the radio! Devils devils devils! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh part 3
"No, I don't know why the accuser didn't go directly to the police instead of going to Sesame Workshop,"
Because my bet is...IT NEVER HAPPENED.
If you really care about what happened to you and you want to see the predator punished you go to the police. If you want a big bag of money to keep your mouth shut on a bunch of lies...you go to his place of employment.
Blackmail plain and simple.
Sesame Workshop's statement on Bert and Ernie's relationship (2011):
"Bert and Ernie are best friends. They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves.
Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics (as most Sesame Street Muppets™ do), they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation."
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"What government executive is not having an affair with some guy's wife?" (Slate)
I had consensual sex with any number of guys when I was 16. The only problem here is antiquated US laws.
I can't believe I am reading this. Would YOU have sex with a 16 year old, then, Bigorexia? You clearly condone statutory rape.
16 year olds, though they may be sexually active, are not known for their maturity, or for making wise decisions. They are still CHILDREN.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Submitted by bigorexia on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:40pm.
No. Just no.
Lmao. Kevin Nash.
It's a sad day for everyone when there's a chance that when you go to the National Sex Offender Registry and type in "Sesame Street," Elmo's picture will pop up!
Noooooooooooooo!!!!
Atomic your eyes are not deceiving you, Darlin you just have some great proof reading eyes :)
I still remember parents going nutty at the Toys R' Us stpre for the tickle me elmo... i was so glad that my son was already past this phase in his life..
I really don't care but I have to ask: is Elmo's voice really so distinct that this guy can't be replaced in 5 minutes with no one being the wiser? I doubt it. Same voice as The Simpsons Itchy and Scratchy.
Ugh. My boys were raised on Sesame Street, it was a part of our family life. But we never had Tickle-me-Elmo, we had Ernie and Burt dolls. And Bart Simpson and Garfield dolls too.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
The age of consent in the USA is a joke. It doesn't reflect the reality of the situation at all. Most people lose their virginity years before they turn 18, and are capable of making a decision of consent far earlier than 18. In Sweden the age of consent is 15. Why is it considered paedophilia or rape if someone above 18 sleeps with someone who is 16? It's a fucking joke. In some ways, the US is so fucking primitive.
Who knew he was such a hottie. But yeah, hopefully this is not true. And if it is , well he will have to pay.
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Blerg!!
Is he out?
Thanks Wham and GoTexan...I thought maybe my eyes were screwing with me.
This still sucks though.
MPC. This is not Europe. This is AMERICA, where it is illegal for a grown man to fuck on a 16 year old. Your theory could very well be correct, but still.
This makes me sick.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Hoping it's not true, but there's a part of me that believes it. Seriously, if you are over the age of 18, do not have sex with those under 18!
"Well, isn't this just a scolding cup of FUCKED UP."
Pretty much sums it up:( Sads
AtomicCity I think it was just a typo..Im ready for the next post I hate reading stuff like this
Submitted by AtomicCity on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 12:25pm.
This sucks.
Why does the first half say Kevin Nash, but the second says Kevin Clash
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It's Clash, just a MK Monday morning typo.
sounds like a 16 year old 'professional' either did not get paid enough for consentual sex or is looking to cash out bigtime now.
If the're old enough to swing a bat they're old enough to play ball. Here in Europe a judge would laugh at something like this.
Shit.... Even if this turns out to be completely untrue, that's it ...ah, shiiit!!!
I really hope this isn't true.
*hides daughter's Elmo videos*
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Man this IS sad, nobody wants to associate Sesame Street with this shit. They're touching all our childhoods in it's no no place.
This sucks.
Why does the first half say Kevin Nash, but the second says Kevin Clash? Not a criticism, just an observation.
sad if this is true and sad if the 23 y/o is making it up to get cash...never got into sesame street as a child I was into Jem and Strawberry shortcake
Dear God. I reserve judgement until I learn more.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson