Today's Look Of Understated Elegance Brought To You By Heidi Klum

Whoever that is in the silver strapless dress needs to rethink strapless dresses in the future with that thick square waist, board-flat chest and manly face.

Hi Twatty! <3

Meh, most of Heidi's career was about her body, so I don't blame her for milking it as long as she can. I think she will age gracefully when the time comes since she has built something beyond modeling, but I say as long as you got it, show it off if you want to.

Everyone else looks like shit except for Alicia Keys. Piss Bucket looks the worst, as usual.

My dad takes the trash out in his underwear. The worst thing he ever did was drive a few of my friends home in his underwear . He is not a perv, he just doesn't give a fuck.

Submitted by que cochina on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 1:46pm.

Okay, hope nobody finds this too offensive, but Germans LOVES their glitter, spangles, pailettes, sequins, GOLD, you name it!
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Hmmm. I would say the same about a lot (not all!) of the 50 and over crowd of US tourists I see in my part of Canada...

PS WHEN WILL ILLUSION DRESSES BE OVER??? So tacky. IDC if they're Stella McCartney.

FreakGeek -- OMG, that's perfect! That trashy dress does have that Indian reservation flare, doesn't it?

pushy -- hey, babe!

GoTexan40mg -- whenever I hear Alicia Keys signing that "Girl on Fire" song, it feels like an ice pick stabbing my brain. Her voice is so irritating. It reminds me of when Kramer had full body spasms when hearing Mary Hart's voice on "Seinfeld."

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

tomahawk, I think its the mentality that they JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK. My pops used to stand at his front door, thank god with the screen closed, while in his boxers. We'd be having an attack of the vapours and he's say "I dont give a rat's ass - this is MY house!" Your pops paid for his property - he can mow it in his undies if he wants.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 2:00pm.
What the fuck is a Jedward??

Jedward is actually the twink version of "The Shining" Twins. They're from Ireland, sorry to say.

WTF is Donatella calling this creation? I imagine that's what strippers wear on Indian reservations.

I don't know why Swifty always gets "best dressed" awards...she wears a version of the same dress to everything. It has to be white or nude, and have some sort of sparkly illusion beading.

I see Kimmy is wearing Haus de Hefty. The bag in my trash can looks classier. And buy some damn shoes that fit...nobody wants to see your gnarled Hobbit claws.

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Not bad, can't say I don't like them. I think my father had a pair back in the day, but now he rather wears only his underpants when mowing the lawn next to a busy road (he gets a lot of attention!). I will never understand old men's minds!

it wasn't until MK posted a few months back a blog about Swizz Beats and called him Toucan Sam , ever since then everytime I hear his name or hers I laugh ... she is pretty but her voice is so rough like its been hanging too long in the smokehouse

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 2:04pm.
That is the tackiest Versace dress I have ever seen. Gianni is spinning in his grave at the shit his sister is whipping up.

Hi Twatty. Totally agree.

If any one knows Don McLean, please contact him ASAP and plead with him for an emergency rewrite of "American Pie", since looking at this list of "winners", I think we can we can safely say *this* is "The Day The Music Died"

That is the tackiest Versace dress I have ever seen. Gianni is spinning in his grave at the shit his sister is whipping up.

GG -- I remember North Beach Leather. This dress sort of reminds me of that, but way, way tackier. This dress reminds me of something a 'ho would buy in some cheap strip mall in Vegas.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

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What the fuck is a Jedward??

Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 1:53pm.

Ok, my fashion sense is pretty nil, but WTF is up with Kim's shoes? Only her big toe and the next one is in the shoe, all the others are hanging out. Nasty feet barely covered by ugly shoes.

Good point, wtf?? I hope Kanye is purposely putting her in dumb outfits as a way to humiliate her for all of us, he would be my hero.

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Alicia Keys: I can't stand her ever since she got with that married guy who had a toddler with his wife. She dated him while he was married, once his divorce went through they got married, now they have a kid. She thinks SHE'S the one, what THEY have is perfect. Yeah, uh-huh. I hate when stupid bitches think the man they are with left the wife/gf because they are much better. Just wait, what goes around comes around.

Taylor Swift: Who told you bangs work for you? They don't, grow them out.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 1:47pm.

These were European awards.
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That explains the high level of stupidity. I'm bad for not reading the details just seeing the nominees.

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Haha tomahawk; mein papa rocked seine speedos noch mit 72!! Heidi looks good, her shoes are fug.

Heidi has fallen off the deep end and is trying too hard to forge a wild, post-divorce life. I read she did a Gangnam Style parody.

Looks like Hoff is getting some twin Jedward (wha?) ass.

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Kim Kartrashian (looking like trash barfing up trash) - MK

lolz. How does that ho turn up everywhere? Wasnt she just in London or something making the Brits gouge their eyes out? Now she's suddenly in Germany. Her ass must have a built-in jetpack.

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granted looks are completely subjective I find the one in the red dress pretty in an off the beaten path (just do away with the blonde hair.. but the rest look all the same. I've never understood Heidi's appeal but then again to each their own.. i had to youtube Lana , she sings with the "valley of the dolls" manner ... i can't with her.

Ok, my fashion sense is pretty nil, but WTF is up with Kim's shoes? Only her big toe and the next one is in the shoe, all the others are hanging out. Nasty feet barely covered by ugly shoes.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

I think Heidi looks great. Although I do think I've looked at pictures of her from behind before and the bum wasn't too much to look at.

Also agree that Marissa Miller's body is great. She is always very toned. She keeps herself extremely lean though and sometimes it does look like she might look a bit better with a few more pounds--she's the type of woman who would be able to add a few to increase femininity while still keeping it all very tight.

Okay, I'm going out on a limb here and admit I like Heidi's dress, and if I had her body I'd rock the shit out of it. The shoes, on the other hand, are hideous.

Taylor Swift annoys me. She is this generation's Carrie. I expect her any moment to go on full out psyhic rage induced freak out.

Love Alicia Keyes's hair. Kim Kardashian is like that pimple that shows up just before your period: annoying, unwanted an you'll do everything n your power to get rid of it.

Submitted by que cochina on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 1:46pm.
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I don't find this offensive but untrue - just look at the other dresses above and you will find a lot of glitter elsewhere. You could say that old German fat ladies in some resort think glitter is best, but otherwise hollywood is the main consumer of it.

Ja bitte, davon abgesehen, dass keiner meiner Exfreunde jemals Speedos hatte, und ich niemals Glitter-Klamotten.

Taylor Swift's veneers drive me crazy. That's all.

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 1:45pm.

These were European awards.

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Okay, hope nobody finds this too offensive, but Germans LOVES their glitter, spangles, pailettes, sequins, GOLD, you name it! Several years ago when I went to a resort, and you always knew the German wimmen cause they were the ones by the pool (even though the clear blue ocean was a matter of feet away) with the gold lame`swimsuits, bling-city, and the boyfriends/husbands invariably had Speedos. Nein, danke!

Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 1:33pm.

LOL at about to drool. I will say though I think this is the best she has looked in a long time. I like the dress, hair and makeup...not as cutesy as she normally tries to look.

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Best Alternative Act - Lana Del Rey???!!!???

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? SHE SUCKS WORSE THAN THAT OTHER TALENTLESS POS KESHA

If this is what the youth of America is calling music, they need some serious help. This is garbage

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I can't with any of the winners except WH , though I didn't know she came out with anything new though if it's one of those legend rewards i get it. I thought the twins were one of those "Culkin Boys"... odd family, but they play some convincing craycray roles...

Who's the drag queen in red?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Kim K was a PRESENTER???????

WHY? she has NOTHING to do with music besides FUCKING RAPPERS.

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What kind of caca is coming out of the House of Versace??? Gianni would cry to see some of the "designs" coming from his sister. And for you older folks, are you getting a North Beach Leather vibe from this?

As for Heidi, she has no taste. She should just stick to being a human clothes hanger and let people dress her.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Rita Ora is doing her best Rihanna. The music industry just keeps barfing out the same shit over and over again. Rita is Rihanna's clone, Carly is Katie Perry's clone.

@PSL
ITA Elle is a goddess, and still looks phenomenal. The couple times I saw "Fashion Star" (don't judge!) she brought the flawlessness.

Also happy that illuminati puppet Rihanna didn't get shit.

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Mr. Mercury ♥

I don't know what any of these lil tweeners sound like, thank god but I saw who won best Rock Act. I almost choked on my own spit cuz Linkin Park is ridiculous. "Oh we're rap/rock, we have a whiny angst ridden singer who wasn't hugged enough while growing up middle class and a white rapper in our group, we're so edgy" That is the antithesis of Rock. At least the Foo Fighters change it up a bit, not all their songs sound exactly the same

Change is coming through my Shadow

Best Look? Further proof that MTV awards are meaningless and stupid.

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Taylor Swift always looks like she's about to drool. Does she ever close her mouth for more than five seconds?

That dress is FUG but Heidi looks amazing.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Alicia. Fire your stylist girl.

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Blahna Del Meh
ha!

Elle Mcphereson was nicknamed "the Body" in 1986(with her own product lines named that); Klum didn't even hit until the late '90s whereupon she stole the name.

What exactly does a "housegirl" go anyway?

These awards are all WTF?:
Best Look
Biggest Fans
Best Worldwide Act
Best World Stage
Best Push
Global Icon

No Ri-ho-na and no Gaga. Guess the discerning tastes of the worlds nine year olds has shifted.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 1:28pm.

That's why she's Heidi "The Body" Klum...though I always thought her torso was kinda boxy. Now Marisa Miller, that's a body.
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I agree. The original "The Body" was Elle Macpherson. HER body is still fucking phenomenal.

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I hate the way Heidi speaks. Annoying voice.

WHY is Kim Kardashian there? oh, Kanye.

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Da fuq?!?!?!?! Lana Del Rey is "alternative". That term is officially devoid of meaning where music is concerned

Heidi looks amazing. Kim K...bwha.

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