We Get It, Anne Hathaway, We Get It
In case you didn't hear it the other five thousand hundred million times Anne Hathaway said it, she channeled her inner Victoria Beckham and starved herself to play a dying hooker in the Les Miserables movie. Anne didn't get Matthew McConaughey skinny, but she did lose 25 pounds in just a few weeks and she did it by basically eating the nastiest granola bars in the world.
Anne is on the December cover of Vogue looking like a drunk Liza Minnelli and in the interview she talks about how she knew she had the role of Fantine ten seconds after her audition. Anne also said that she didn't use food as her fuel during filming, she used DRAMA! Before shooting the scenes as "healthier" Fantine, Anne lost ten pounds by going on a cleanse. Then after they shot those scenes, she took two weeks off and pretty much starved herself by only eating two thin squares of dried oatmeal paste a day. Anne wanted to look as close to death as possible.
On starving herself for her ART!: “I had to be obsessive about it—the idea was to look near death. Looking back on the whole experience—and I don’t judge it in any way—it was definitely a little nuts. It was definitely a break with reality, but I think that’s who Fantine is anyway.”
On how she knew she put her competition to bed with her audition: “I knew that someone was going to have to go in there and do something pretty special to unseat me. Sometimes you leave a room and you feel like maybe you’ve left the door open a crack. This time, I knew that I had slammed it shut behind me.”
If your cat gorged on microwave oatmeal in the morning and then immediately yacked it up, you'd find a puddle of dried oatmeal paste on the kitchen floor after you came home from work. That's what Anne Hathaway ate for two weeks! How the hell did she do that? Did they put her in a forced coma? Did they lock her in a room with no phone or internet access so she couldn't order delicious things on Seamless Web? Oscar fever is a serious disease, because it makes you do crazy shit like eat disgusting oatmeal jerky.
I bet they had to shoot Anne's "I Dreamed A Dream" scene at least a dozen times, because she kept singing, "I dreamed a pie!"
Can they just give Anne her Oscar right now and get it out of the way? Gwyneth Paltrow got an Oscar for being herself, so Anne definitely deserves one for eating dried horse saliva.
And what is Anne doing in those pictures below? What is going on in that field? Anne looks like me after I take several bong hits and then twirl around my living room singing, "The hiiiiiiiillls are alive." It's not cute when I do it and it's definitely not cute when Anne does it.
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Submitted by Esteem on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 9:16pm.
Haha, yeah, I don't know about Batman, not my cup of tea, but I saw her in Brokeback Mountain and The Devil Wears Prada and she did nothing to move me in either one, although others were raving about her.
Glad I'm not the only one Tiger. ;-)
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She embodies the term, "Meh"...If "Meh" had a mascot it would be Anne Hathaway! Maybe us DListers should come up with a perfume called "Meh". Anne Hathaway could be the face of "Meh", the fragrence...sold exclusively at "Who Gives a Shit, You're not Gonna Buy this Shit Anyway Until You See It for 90% off @ Big Lots a Decade and a Half from Now."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@ Esteem
Heh, did that come off as angry? I'm just annoyed by these wannabe artsy bitches like James Franco who go out of their ways to prove the media and us that they're serious about their "craft" and don't care for fame and fortune.
I don't see how it's a hit being a historical musical that's too long and the under 18 crowd would consider sitting through it torture. Hell, I had the New York and London cast albums and saw it in both cities and I'll pass.
If Anne can go on SNL and make fun of Katie Holmes' (alleged) Bell's Palsy, Katie shd go on SNL and make fun of Anne's droopy dawg eyes.
I think she's beautiful but not in these pictures. She's also a caca actress.
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
Ummmmm, ok.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 9:11pm.
*highfives fellow Seinfeld fans*
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DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME ???
On topic: her eyes look lopsided.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
And I'm STILL not impressed. This girl bores the hell out of me. Can everyone please stop trying to pull a Charlize Thereon, its kind of hard to top that role and not only that, Charlize played the hell out of her character. I literally felt like I should go take a shower and read the Bible after seeing Monster, that's how palpable that film was. The only other film that had that kind of effect on me was Requiem for a Dream. So unless Ann plans on getting raped in the back of a car by a trucker while looking like a bloated crack head hooker out on parole, or doing @ss to @ss with a double sided dildo in this film, I need her to STFU and sit the F- down.
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Her eyes look so droopy. I never noticed this before.
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Punchable.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 9:16pm.
Haha, yeah, I don't know about Batman, not my cup of tea, but I saw her in Brokeback Mountain and The Devil Wears Prada and she did nothing to move me in either one, although others were raving about her.
Glad I'm not the only one Tiger. ;-)
salacious -- thank you -- bravo! Bitch couldn't wait to get on SNL and start singing and shit. I was rolling my eyes the whole time. And I will NOT be seeing Les Mis because I HATE musicals. She's pitching so hard for this Oscar you can just taste it. I don't like her & her droopy cow eyes (no offense to our bovine friends).
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Oh Sal, that was beautiful...How are you babe?
She's annoying, but I have to say she was pretty good in Batman. And I'm looking forward to this because Sacha Baron Cohen and that crazy ass Helena Bonham Carter are in it.
I cannot stand this trick for completely irrational reasons although shitty interviews like this don't help.
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Submitted by Esteem on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 9:01pm.
I've never understood her appeal?
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Don't try to understand what's not there.
Has that Batman movie come out with her horribly miscast as CatWoman. I don't pay attention to movies cuz I don't go see them as a rule but JEEEEEBUS Christy! I'd literally cast Blohan or Brit-Brit as Cat Woman before I'd cast this boring piece of stale white bread that mold won't even grow on.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
They all have to do something "pretty special" in order to get the role. Charlize Theron has more talent than Anne and even she admitted that she had to sleep with various directors for years. Who does Anne think she's fooling? She's just another person willing to do anything to get a part in a film.
Her eyes are hella far apart and droopy. That's someone who really should invest in an eye lift .
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 9:11pm.
Don't sugarcoat it Sal, tell us how you really feel! ;-)
I'm not trying to be a hipster, I just do not like Anne Hathaway. Her best role was Jake Gyllenhoolahay's wife in Brokeback Mountain.
*highfives fellow Seinfeld fans*
OMFG give her a fucking Oscah already so she can shut the fuck up. Can all those pretentious twats quit bragging about how "method" they are??? We get it hos, you "risked your lives", and almost ruined your liver, kidneys, heart and whatnot because you got paid a shit ton of money and because you want to get on that podium and thank everybody you've ever met when you pick up a gold plated dildo. Nobody starves off for free or without Neobes or some sort of amphetamine, and you bitch just did it for a campy musical, of all things -it's not even a holocaust drama- so get the fuck over yourself, you're already the frontrunner anyway.
Hotmami -- her eyes look like that because her eyes are like that. I think photographers up until now have done a wonderful job of using makeup to alter her down-turned eyes. Scary, aren't they? Me personally, I think she's very odd-looking.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 8:59pm
Reminds me of the 'Puffy Shirt' episode of Seinfeld, lol.
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She's a gay pirate?
I can't tell if she looks like shit because of the weight loss, or if she's just aging horribly. That shade of pink lipstick irritates me...if everything else on the cover is green or Xmas red, make her damn lips red.
If she follows the Chicago and Dreamgirls pattern of musical transfers, a Best Supporting Actress Oscar would seem to be a given.
Nice syndrome eyes.
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Sweeeet Geeezuz if starving yourself wins you an Oscars then Karen Carpenter should have won four.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 8:59pm
Reminds me of the 'Puffy Shirt' episode of Seinfeld, lol.
what the eff is on her feet in hathawayvogue4.jpg??? how did that get in vogue?
I've never understood her appeal?
Who low-talked her into that puffy shirt??
That is one shitty cover photo. And she needs to eat a sammich, her features are huge as it is, she is looking like one of those over exaggerated caricatures you can have drawn of yourself at the carnival . I never had one drawn , they would have given me an Adrian Brody nose....
Why do her eyes look like that?
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
I say this in all due respect...
Meh.
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MK, Sound of Music. That 3rd pic is spot on.
LOL!
Like the vest though, with a normal white shirt.
Yikes, whoever took that cover photo seriously hates Anna Hathaway.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.