Janeane Garofalo Was Married For 20 Years And Didn't Know It
Anybody who was born after 1994 is probably like, "Who's Janeane Garofalo?" and that's the same question her husband of 20 years asked recently. We all have a secret husband we forgot we were married to and Janeane Garofalo found out about hers last week. During a reunion for "The Ben Stiller Show" at The New York Comedy Festival on Saturday, Janeane told the audience that she was married to one of the show's writers for 20 years and didn't know it.
“Rob and I got married, for real, which we had to have a notary dissolve not 30 minutes before we got here tonight. We were married for 20 years until this evening. We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something.”
After they accidentally got married and broke up, Rob went on to produce The Big Bang Theory, so you know what that means? GET THAT MONEY, JANEANE!
But seriously, we now know the secret to a long-lasting, successful marriage. Get married, move into separate houses in separate cities, live separate lives, never see each other, fuck other people, forget each other's faces, forget each other's names and after 20 years of doing that you can finally say that you've had a fulfilling marriage. That's how you do it. Janeane broke the code!
via Page Six
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She's a hot grouchy little mess, and I love her for it.
by God, she reminds me of me.
looks, attitude, everything. the Matchmaker was her best movie. She really cleans up nice.
I'm sure that is/was the best and closest relationship she will ever have.
Wow, for all her "i'm-so-real-and-down-to-earth" talk, Janeane has obviously had some facial interventions. She looks great but I'm surprised she'd go that direction. AND, how did someone so funny seemingly fade away over the years?
Oh! Really?.. Its weird.
I thought she was of the gheys, too!
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Is this an answer to a blind? The story sounds vaguely familiar.
I thought she always has been gayelle.
I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK
i dig janeane...
and thanks for letting know the real way to marriage longevity...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Hahaha a co-worker (who was hot HOT hot) once told me he wanted to get married, but he would like it if she lived next door (think duplex) so he could have his space.
I think he was on to something.
Oh great... now I'm jelly of Milhouse?!
Rob looks like crap... eat ! ... he used to be cuter... i had dinner with them after they went to vegas and did that and thought to myself how stupid that was... Rob is a nice guy but super immature... guess thats why its 20 years later and he is getting married... as for her..she is and was a mess
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The war isn't working.
Come on, how could they not know they were married?! She's a funny lady though, maybe they're having a big ole laugh about it! *lmao*
MK, you've cracked the secret to a long-lasting marriage, the end. hahaha
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She should sue for alimony. Hehe.
I'd do him. He probably has a big one.
He's Canadian so there's more to this I reckon, or can Canadians live and work in the US without legal hassle?
Either way, I call SHENANIGANS!
Submitted by Captain Howdy on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 7:40pm.
His IMDB page: Is the model for the character "Milhouse" on "The Simpsons" (1989). Is it true that she married Milhouse?
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Well, he does have 4 eyes. *looks up at pic again* creepy-eesh!
@pretty
::curtsies:: why thank you! =o)
Bad dad in the neighborhood today. Forgive my over the top sarcasm. {o:
Edit: bad "dad" in the neighborhood. Eh...typo and it stays.
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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"His lawyer dug up something."
The jokes write themselves.
Crazyassmom, after a rude comment like yours I just have to say....... I love you!
This just shows she's a cool person. Imagine if this was a Kardashian? It would be in the Supreme Court with Judge Judy and Nancy Grace covering it.
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Maybe at exact this marriage something went wrong. Either someone thought they had a valid licence, or they forgot that they were sent to get one which they did. But in the end: why do I care?
His IMDB page:
Is the model for the character "Milhouse" on "The Simpsons" (1989).
Is it true that she married Milhouse?
Same in '94 when we were married.
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 7:07pm.
Not buying. Maybe things were different 20 yrs ago, but I married there about 8 years ago. Of course we planned this, but to make it legal you have to go to the courthouse and obtain a license first. What a line! They will not issue one if you are intoxicated (half the line did not get one). You have to present this to the chapel or else you are just having a "ceremony" that is not legal. My divorce was less paperwork. And it had to be done before a judge.
____________________________________________________Totally agree! You have to have a license to marry in Vegas. I think these two are just milking some publicity.
@hekki
We were married in Vegas, and had to go to the courthouse for a license first. (extended hrs for the marriage license dept. Lol)
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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good thing i don't live in vegas cause i get drunk alot.
she's kinda hot
That last paragraph MK is GOLD! I say, A-F'N-MEN!
I love you baby, but can we have separate houses, cause I'm SICK OF LOOKING AT YOUR FUCKING FACE!!!!!!!!!
Wow....that feels better. Thxs.
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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Too bad for Jeannie that their date of separation was the next Monday when, badly hungover, they got back to LA. Plus I'm guessin' from lookin' at him that they never consummated the marriage.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 7:21pm.
who big the dick as?
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Tsk, size queen.
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
Also: grumble grumble "sanctity of marriage" grumble grumble.
Perhaps this story was embellished to make it better.
I can't believe it's that easy to get married. Don't you have to have a license at least?
And I can't believe it's that easy to dissolve a marriage, either.
She's too busy lecturing everybody else on how to live their lives to pay attention to her own life.
who big the dick as?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Not buying. Maybe things were different 20 yrs ago, but I married there about 8 years ago. Of course we planned this, but to make it legal you have to go to the courthouse and obtain a license first. What a line! They will not issue one if you are intoxicated (half the line did not get one). You have to present this to the chapel or else you are just having a "ceremony" that is not legal. My divorce was less paperwork. And it had to be done before a judge.
I've always liked her, especially as she was in some great films before the tattoo/politics, etc, like Dogma, Wet Hot American Summer, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion. But the notion of being married to someone, even if it was done in Vegas, for this amount of time seems crazy.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
In 20 years wouldn't this have come up somehow, say if you try to get a credit check or buy property or a car or insurance? This seems fishy to me.
Submitted by Possum on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 6:39pm.
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Says the one with the biggest feminist as her avatar ;)
I have no idea who she is, but I please want to look like her when I'm her age!
And the story of their marriage would be something I would tell everybody (no matter if they want to hear it) while still laughing.
Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 6:47pm.
"I dont think Janeane needs a great deal of makeup. She looks alright to me."
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I do too Daniee, she looks like a 'normal' person, if you will.
Those pesky lawyers! Always stickin' their noses into other people's bizness.
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"People pay money to go and walk on the spot. It disgusts me actually. Go and pick up litter instead. Go and paint an old woman’s house. I find gyms oppressive and frightening"~Joanna Lumley
She's an idiot, so this is hardly surprising.
Uh, okaaayyy. I like her, though.
‘But seriously, we now know the secret to a long-lasting, successful marriage. Get married, move into separate houses in separate cities, live separate lives, never see each other, fuck other people, forget each other's faces, forget each other's names and after 20 years of doing that you can finally say that you've had a fulfilling marriage. That's how you do it.’
Bwaaahahaaha!
I dont think Janeane needs a great deal of makeup. She looks alright to me.
Her newest stand up is hilarious. Love this woman. People often compare me to her because of my glasses and sometimes grunginess, and I feel sooo flattered. And this is something that could only happen to her lol.
I love Janeane Garofalo and i might be alone in this one, but i think she is hot.
It seems that now everybody dresses like she did in the "reality bites" movie
Damn, Vegas.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
WHIVSIV.
What does she have to promote soon?
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
I liked the old Janeane... before she gave up frivolities like makeup, washing her face and brushing her hair. I like her politics and feminism, but presenting herself all scuzzy just feeds the stereotype that feminists are butch nasty.
I like her. And find this kind of funny.
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