Wednesday, November 14th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Josh Duhamel (40)
Lil Boosie (30)
Olga Kurylenko (33)
Obie Trice (35)
Travis Barker (37)
Butch Walker (43)
Janine Lindemulder (44)
Letitia Dean (45)
Nina Gordon (45)
Rev Run (48)
Patrick Warburton (48)
Laura San Giacomo (50)
Harland Williams (50)
D.B. Sweeney (51)
Yanni (58)
Gale Edwards (58)
Condoleezza Rice (58)
Sandahl Bergman (61)
Yimou Zhang (61)
Prince Charles (64)

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Hairy Back Mary's picture

Happy, happy, happiest of birthdays to my friend Ms. Twatty <3
Inky and the Mitz send their love too

bonghits4jesus's picture

nina gordon is 45? wow, happy birthday nina. i miss the original veruca salt.

WithinReason...'s picture

Right on Twatty, sounds like a perfect day! ♡ :)

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literarylioness's picture

Happy Birthday Twatty! You're born the same day as my grandmother.

Now is Josh married to Fergie? I always get him mixed up with the guy married to Rebecca Everhart.

Twat Muffin's picture

Happy belated to LaChaylo!!! And thanks to the rest of you for wishing me a happy birthday! Again, all of you are the best -- thanks so much! I had a wonderful day, spent with a friend, but had a phone call with my bff, cards from friends, messages from other friends, I felt a lot of love today, it was all good. Thanks so much you guys -- muwah!!!!

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

Dion flowerboy's picture

HB to Twatty y LaChaylo.
No cake or crown for you, Prince Chuckles bwahahahaha!

Tyroan's picture

"In arrears" is my favorite way to wish LaChayChay a Happy Birthday! xo

Esteem's picture

Happy birthday Twatty and belated to LaChay. ;-)

Paquita's picture

LaChayo!!! Feliz cumpleaños! (belated). Estas soooon las mañanitas.... and so on. Hugs biatch!

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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!

LaChay! Just saw! Happiest of belated birthday fondles to you!

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Happy Birthday Twatty baby. *muah*

Have a great day.

Deb's picture

Happy Birthday, Twatty! Happy Belated B-Day to LaChaylo, too! XXXOOOx2

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Foxxy Brown's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR TWATTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! Have a great one, Twatty!! *wraps a bow around Harmon's personal region and throws him in your front door*

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY LACHAYLO!! *wraps a bow around Tyroan's personal region and throws him in your front door*

holy shit now i realize who Kellan Lutz reminds me of!!! it's been bugging me since i first saw Lutz. it's this fool up there.

HB to the entire list -- lmao @ Paquita & LaChay re: Black Olive Oyl Barbie

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Vern's picture

La Chay! Happy belated Halloweeeeeeeeeners Bday!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Most passionate birthday fondles to the Twatster!!!

And to D.B. Sweeney. I would. Over and over and over again. *takes off skate guards*

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Whamo's picture

A VERY Happy Bday to our special slutty HoBag Twatty! All the best to you Twatster!

can be a pushy broad's picture

TWATTY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you. You Hot & sexy woman! Have a WONDERFUL DAY!

cocoebert's picture

This is the first pic that I've found Josh Duhamel hot in. Yum.

PrettyHateMachine's picture

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 10:28am.

Happy Birthday Twatty! I hope you have a wonderful day!!

kdracofan's picture

Happy birthday handsome! yummy. PS did anyone catch The New Normal last night? I happened to flip the channel when someone mentioned DLISTED!

Lucifer_Sam's picture

LaChay - Happy sexy birthday in arrears honey <3

Twatty <3

WithinReason...'s picture

HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS TO YOU, TWATTY!!!! Hope you have a wonderful day! Big bouquet of kittens to you! *muah*

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Paquita's picture

Happy birthday twwaaaatty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!

Submitted by Kisa on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:11am.

My theory is that the Queen is pullng a Queen Victoria, and trying to outlive her heir. If that fails, I bet she tries to get Parliament to make Wills the king, since people like him, and he's smart enough to keep his mouth shut.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

LaChaylo's picture

Lucy love, it was the 31st. But thank you for thinking of me :-)

Twat Muffin's picture

Ooooh, Lucie, you're going to make me cry, you are a rose, too. *sniff, sniff*

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWATTY ! ! ! ! ! ! !
You were the frist Dlist Hor to welcome me when I was a newbie to Dlist.
Thanks for that. Have a wonderful day.

Gardening Girl's picture

Happy birthday dear Twatty...happy birfday to you... happy birfday deat Twatty...

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:02am.
May the heavens open and bless you with all Channel products and Nordstrom finest gifts

Amen! *makes sign of the cross*

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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:03am.
MK, make a Hammoconda post today in Twatty's honor!

*prays again*

LaChay, did your birthday come yet or are we still waiting? Scorpio is almost over :(

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Happy Birthday Twatty ♥

You are an absolute rose and I love you. I hope you have a wonderful day, sexy Scorpio, one that is filled with white Chanel bags and ribbons, or at the very least one that is deserving of the lovely person you are <3

Twat Muffin's picture

Awwww, shucks, thanks you guys, you're the best! Going out for breakfast & shopping today, I'll have fun.

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elmo533's picture

When did the last remnants of hot drain out of Josh D? Yikes!

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Dawn Davenport's picture

Happy bday Twatty, Puddy, LauraSan G (wtf ever happened to her?), and DB Sweeny.

Birthday condolences to two guys married to hideous beasts: Prince Charles and Josh Duhamel.

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mike's picture

Happy Bday, Twat Muffin!

miz cynical's picture

Happy birthday, Twatty! I agree with little rascal - you deserve a Hammaconda post in honor of your special day :)!

Boo1212's picture

HB Patrick Warburton. You voice some of the best characters ever. Especially The Tick. SPOOOOOON!!!

Go Verb Yourself!

elegantlady's picture

I would drink his bathwater like tea.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Dementa Cheatin charlie ole big ears is looking long in the tooth these days 4 sure.
I'd be surprised if he ever gets to wear the crown. Queen Lizzie is no fool she knows to stay put where she is & hopefully she'lll bypass him for Wills one day.

Patrick Warburton either as puddy Jeff or Joe he's funny as Fuck !

"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza

LaChaylo's picture

Twatty, happy birthday, fellow Scorpio!

little_rascal's picture

Happy birthday to our Twatty!!! ♥

MK, make a Hammoconda post today in Twatty's honor!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

mynameisstolen's picture

Josh Duhamel?

I thought that was Ricky Martin and was confused when his name wasn't first.

Bigbendy's picture

Twatty, Happy,happy birthday girl. May the heavens open and bless you with all Channel products and Nordstrom finest gifts. You deserve it baby.:-)

Happy B-day Twat Muffin you're in good company with all these fine scorpios !!!

What the he'll I can't spell so, I'm forming a therapy group so that all the bad spellers on the D-list can untie .

LaChaylo's picture

Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 10:28am.

Happy birthday Condoleeza, is not your fault you're a gap tooth bitch.

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Lol!! I blame it on her unrequited love for George W. *shivers*

MickeyHolland's picture

*raises her glass to Twatty*

Here's looking at you kid!

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Who are you calling silly cow?

christine the hoff's picture

HB to our own Twat! Patrick Warburton is so damn funny, HB.
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RandéSleepover's picture

Yimou Zhang has had so many great movies, like Ju Dou and Red Lantern, but one that gets overlooked is Hero. It's the most trippy martial arts movie ever.

Whamo's picture

Travis Barker.... I hated Blink 182 as much as I hate fake ass pop punkers Green Day.

Patrick Warburton....This guys could say anything with that delivery and I'd laugh. Family Guy's Joe is a classic character

Laura San Giacomo....sexy little gap toothed minx

Harland Williams...We don't see enough of this guy. He's a good Canadian boy. Youtube some of his stand up, he's funny as shit!

D.B. Sweeney...He was everywhere in the 80's and 90's. He was great as Shoeless Joe in Eight men out

Yanni......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Condoleezza Rice.....will she make a return to politics?

Prince Charles...Imagine waiting your whole life to be King and to be known as the worlds largest tampon!?

Happy Bday Sluts

Vern's picture

HAPPY HOORDAY TWATTY!!!!!!!!!!

*vajazells for everyone!*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.