Thursday, November 15th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 14th!
Baby Brahim got some armor made for his wang so that Madonna can no longer attempt to suck his youth out through his penis. - Orangina
Runners-up:
It was a sad day when Madge came to the realization that the only way that she could now taste success was to lick it off of Gaga's microphone. - Who Datt
Well I guess that article that said the 65 and over crowd still enjoy sex was right. - campy
Mrs. Petraeus is going to prove once and for all that she too, can be a slutty media-seeking whore for her husband. - atlantapug
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Awesomeness! Congrats, silly horz!
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Thanks for choosing my caption as the winner, MK! And great job Who Datt, Campy and Atlantapug, and everybody else that made captions!
Congrats winners and thanks for the morning laughs!!
Yay Sluts!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Congrats whores! Good ones. (♥ MissJaneTexas)
Why did the toasted marshmallow taste like fish?
"I've written a letter to Daddy, his address is heaven ABOVE. I've written dear daddy we miss you, and wish you were with us to LOVVVVVE."
This is the hardest any mike has been able to stay so close to Madge's mouth since "Bedtime Stories."
This is the hardest any mike has been able to stay so close to Madge's mouth since "Bedtime Stories."
After her failed attempts at becoming a Kennedy with the actual family members, Taylor Swift is hoping she'll have more luck with Robo Kennedy.
At James Franco's request that his latest project be more edgy, in "Oz: The Great and Powerful" the Tin Man gets head instead of a heart
Lick a virgin, tongue for the very first time.
Brazilian mothers use a variation of the Carrot and Stick to lure Madonna away from their sons.
This is the hardest any mike has been able to stay so close to Madge's mouth since "Bedtime Stories."
Always trying to keep up with the latest trends, Madge attempts to induce vomiting on stage. She gives up when she remembers that she lost her gag reflex blowing the glass bottle in Truth or Dare.
Dags... when I paid $10 to watch "Magic Mike", this wasn't what I wanted to see.
This is the hardest any mike has been when this close to Madge's mouth since "Bedtime Stories."
She thinks licking the mic makes her feel sexy and strong, but the crew has been secretly filling it with Ensure for the past 10 years to get her through her shows.
Her brand new hearing aid made her feel like a spry 60-year-old again; unfortunately, the cataract surgery failed miserably.
Moments later, Ironman's sperm were heard screaming, "Go Back! Go Back! It's Madonna!"
Elton I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish...
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Pete the sound guy shrugged his shoulders and thought, "What the hell...I do have a ten foot mic!".
"You LICK ME!! You REALLY, REALLY, LICK me!!"
Spotting the microphone PSY dropped during his appearance at her latest concert, Madonna in vain, tries to lick back into relevancy.
She's lapping at that thing because her manager told her it was washed in Fountain of Youth holy water. Get. Every. Last. Drop.
Well....it sounds better than when she actually tries to sing....
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Open your mouth like a baby bird....
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Madonna's microphone collapsed when she began singing "Like a Virgin." She clearly didn't get the hint.
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Uhh, yes....testes....testes...1,2...1,2..
Omg PromMom, I laughed so hard at yours!
Shortly after this picture was taken: THIS MIC TASTES LIKE HYDRANGEAS!!! RAAAAHHH!
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
I don't have anything snarky to say. But I wager M gives mind blowing blow jobs.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
Sadly, after extensive couselling and an unsuccessful course of the type of drug used to treat Anthrax, the microphone had to be euthanized.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
Her grotesquely muscular arms and freakish bony claws having snapped six microphones in half already that night, Madonna is forced to finish her set in the only way possible.
Madonna gets sick and has to cancel the rest of her tour after swallowing a load of mercury from a chrome cock.
Not only does Vadge hate hydrangeas, but she wants NOTHING to do with dignity, class, elegance and grace. And that's not really a joke so much as the truth.
The Tin Man finally rusted. Thanks Madonna!
Madge's pleas to CaCa to help her stay relevant are getting creepier and more desperate -
"Let's sing a song, this bitch is sick,
I wanna take a lick on your disco clit."
And thanks to Geritol, Madonna will be licking phallic like objects with the spryness of a woman half her age for many years to come.
In her old age, "Material Girl" Vadge Ciccone has taken to silver-plating her young lovers' peens.
Help! I've fallen, and I can't...ooh yummy a dick covered in diamonds
So THAT'S what desperation tastes like!
well I guess that article that said the 65 and over crowd still enjoy sex was right.
Mrs. Petraeus is going to prove once and for all that she too, can be a slutty media-seeking whore for her husband.
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Madonna and her first love. I need an amp! An amp for my kingdom. My kingdom for an amp!
Like a Memaw, stuck for the very first time.
mmmzzzzzt zzzzt zzzzt......
I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up! "This is Madonna and I never take the stage without the Medical-Alert Microphone." Preferred by 9 out of 10 geriatric singers.
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♫Youll be doin all right, with your Christmas of white. But I'll have a Blue, Blue Christmas♫