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Gustavo Almodovar, a former news reporter in Orlando, FL and verbal hypnotist.
If you're pronouncing Gustavo's last name like "All-mo-di-var," then slap your tongue and come correct, because that's now how you pronounce it. Once you press play on Gustavo's sign-off supercut, there's no going back and you'll learn how Gustavo pronounces his last name and it will never leave your head. I watched this at Jezebel yesterday and it's still embedded in my brain. You know those penny press machines that press a picture into a penny? YouTube is the penny press machine, that video is the picture and my brain is the penny. (That last part was generous, because my thoughts are barely worth a damn cent.)
When he says "Gustavo" he uses his job interview voice and then he suddenly becomes Swedish or German right before he says "Ah-Meh-Doe-Var!" It's like he's greeting me in another language. It's hypnotizing and it's with me forever. Just be prepared, because for the rest of the day I might sign off all my posts with: Gu-Stah-Vo Ah-Meh-Doe-Var!
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In 2004---before Hurricanes Charley, Frances and Jean---a neighbor's oak tree collapsed through our house. Gustavo Almodovar showed up up to interview my partner...who was sitting in the room at the time. However he says his name he was a hot, tight piece...and I'd hit it til I was sore!______________________________________________
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"Gustavo, I'm a dough fart."
I do like this song better than that new Thanksgiving one though.
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Submitted by robotdevil on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 9:55pm.
Wow reminds me of my coworker. Her mom is white, dad (died when she was a baby) was hispanic. Her last name was Arguello (before she married a white) and she pronounced it Ar-goo-el-oh instead of Arrr-goo-eh-yo. She looks Hispanic and told me that people gave her a hard time for not knowing Spanish. I said to her, "bitch I'm not your friend. Take that shit somewhere else."
That was a nice twist there at the end lol.
Why does this clip seem to go on forever!
I am CRYING. ahahahaha
Wow reminds me of my coworker. Her mom is white, dad (died when she was a baby) was hispanic. Her last name was Arguello (before she married a white) and she pronounced it Ar-goo-el-oh instead of Arrr-goo-eh-yo. She looks Hispanic and told me that people gave her a hard time for not knowing Spanish. I said to her, "bitch I'm not your friend. Take that shit somewhere else."
Oh lol if there's is something that cracks me up are those latinos hate having traces of a spanish accent and mispronounce their own name. I bet he says (just like J.Lo does) that her parents are of "hispanic heritage" but she doesn't think of herself as one.
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AHHHHHH! As if Florida hasn't already suffered enough.
More like Gu-Stah-Vo Ima-douche-BAAG!
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Gu-stav-ooooooooo-Al-meh-doooo-VAR
I laughed til I cried.
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The name Gustavo reminds me of centavo.
And I thought the accent would go on the first O? I had a friend in school and hats how he would pronounce it, and i think I've heard Pedro Almodovars name pronounced this way too.
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Well, when you become a news broadcaster, you become an android. It's not his fault - he has been assimilated. boop boop beep beep
Submitted by Miami on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:21am.
It's one thing for someone to insist their name be properly pronounced in their native tongue. But that's not how you pronounce this trick's name in Spanish. Therefore he's a complete tool.
It's weird how he makes that noise on the DOH, but it is still a stress, so what's wrong?
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head tilt in EVERY CLIP
yes, JennyB, I noticed that too "DOH' and a turn to the left--like a tic or something.
i love the name "gustavo." i bet it could be a bitch growing up (if you were in a mostly white school) but very cool once you grew up. Had a friend named gerardo. also cool. Armando? Check.
Fun clips. What is up with the sing song?
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oh shit, this had me rollin! i know everyone here is hating on this guy...but that sing-song name and head tilt in EVERY CLIP tells you he's serious! totally stuck in my head for the rest of the day, yikes.
Poor dude. Maybe he doesn't know Spanish. If you have a Spanish last name but you don't know how to speak Spanish, you can end up sounding pretty lame.
He's no Brian Fantana.
This needs music. After all the comments, I want to hear someone say it properly now.
Someone needs to name their dog this and call him at the park....a lot.
I thought he was cute until I took a ride on the GOO-STAAAVO..AL-MA-DOOO-VAR crazy-maker!!!
This needs to be set to some dubstep. #1 HIT on the Gay Club Charts!!!!
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I don't understand alts and I am NOT interesting enough to have one. Damn.
gah. That's going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 11:54am.
gustavo almoDOvar GUSTAVO almoDOvar Gustavo AlmoDOvar
HOW ABOUT: suckkkAAAhh fuckAHHHHaaa. Got a nice euro trash ring to it.
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
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hey asshole dont gringorize your latino name cause you sound like a fucking jerkwad.
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
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gustavo almoDOvar GUSTAVO almoDOvar Gustavo AlmoDOvar
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
He should be doing it like this...
http://youtu.be/J2WSAus1WPY
Best eyebrow game in cub journalism.
Hey now guys, come on, he just wanted to put a little pep in his name. season that shit to make it taste good when he said it. Haters!
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It's one thing for someone to insist their name be properly pronounced in their native tongue. But that's not how you pronounce this trick's name in Spanish. Therefore he's a complete tool.
LOLOLLLLL AT THE OBVIOUS LOSER REPUBLICAN THAT HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO PIECE ALL OF THIS SHIT TOGETHER MY GOODNESS
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LMAO...Gustavo Imma Dovar. Indeed!
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 10:54am.
Wonder if he practiced that well ahead like Kelly Bundy's "the NeeEEeeew Alante!" with the Bundy bounce.
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my goodness what a flashback I just felt in my head area
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGZ42g0kR28
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Obnoxious little twit needs an ass kicking.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Wonder if he practiced that well ahead like Kelly Bundy's "the NeeEEeeew Alante!" with the Bundy bounce.
I have found my new mantra for the day!
There's supposed to be a stress accent on the DO.
Does this slut think he's a model? The head turn/eyebrow raise is not suave it's creepy. Btw what jackass really took the time to put this shit together? Smh.
Loving the little head tilt at the last syllable. This guy's lust for repetition made my day.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Miguelina can you sign off on all your posts in the same tone as this guy but instead say "Miguelina MIGGUUEELINNAA" like you're so gay that you use your gay name twice.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
gustavo almaDOOOOOOOOOOOOOEVar
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Does director Pedro pronounce his last name the same way?