The Return Of Prostitution Whore-Ah!
There will be a round two in the war between the Hooker Grinchface and the Lying Gorilla Head.
When it was rumored that Danielle Staub is coming back to The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Andy Cohen said, "Look deep into my non-wandering eye. She is not coming back." But InTouch Weekly is saying that Andy Cohen lied to our faces, because the Jafar of New Jersey is coming back next season. InTouch's source says that Bravo asked her back and she's trying to decide if she wants to be a full-time or part-time cast member.
"Bravo has offered Danielle a contract. Danielle is contemplating whether this will be full-time or part-time. She will be filming several episodes. The producers squeezed all the juice they could from the Giudices-versus-Gorgas story line and had to think of a fresh outlet for drama. Having her back on will ruffle a lot of feathers!”
"Contemplating whether this will be full-time or part-time"? Please. That's like saying a morning-shift hooker with zero standards is contemplating on whether or not she should give a one-handed handy for $3 or a blow job and a testicle tickle for $6. Of course Danielle is going to go full-time. It's more money. Giving lap dances to low-level mafia goons in the back room of an abandoned meat market in Irvington, NJ doesn't pay the Botox bills the way it used to.
This is good news and an early Christmas gift for everyone. Watching Teresa Giudice fight with everyone was starting to get as old and predictable as watching your relatives fight at family reunions. Danielle will eat everyone alive and more importantly, she'll show Melissa Gorga who the real talented beauty of NJ is:
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I guess at least if she comes back we won't have to see so much of the Giudice (Joodeechay- haha) and Gorga family fight. Teresa is the WORST. And whoever said in the comments earlier that her fans would follow her into a shark's mouth was dead on. I don't get her fans at all. My only theory is that she smiles and takes pictures with these idiots at her book signings and they all think she's their bff for life. She's so hideous.
She looks like OctoMom in that pic. Not a complement!!!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Is that her lesbian porn star companion singing with her? That was unfortunate, omg hilarious.
But watching Tre flip a table on the bitch was epic.
I can't wait and I'm serious.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 5:53pm.
That googly eyed cousin has to go - what the hell does she do on the show - nothing but react to Teresa's crap. She has no story line (the dessert story line is a joke) and she's boring as hell and the googly eyes are monstrous to look at.
Caroline is getting tough again - yay!
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Caroline is "getting tough" again? She's perhaps the phoniest "housewife" on the entire show and her "tough but wise" shtick is so desperate--talk about having no story line. If "getting tough" means constantly referring to yourself in the obnoxious third person and trying to drum up interest in your boring, vapid family while attacking others (i.e., Teresa) who actually make the show somewhat interesting, then yeah, she's real "tough."
She's a complete fucking fraud.
I thought that was Octo-Mom
Why is she threatening us with her coochie?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Prostitution Whore-ah, very bad singa.
And I hear testicle tickles are overrated MK. Andy C should know this. lol
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The term socialite will always make me go ????? Wtf do they do??? They throw the word socialite around in that whole Petraeus scandal . it always has a wiff of whore and drunk attached to it. At least that's what I m getting .
The Wicked Witch of New Jersey is coming back.
Actually, this will be awesome. The storyline for the last two years was all about Tre and her ape family.
Hope Danielle stirs it up for Mel Gorga. Can't stand that bish.
I don't know why she looks like she has a camel face to me..and those back up dancers look like something on Jerry Springer..male or Female? and
Teresa''s Kohl's panties n toilet paper roll on the side.. they prolly throw peanuts on the ground where she spreads her fleas.
Who watches this shit?
Submitted by mike on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 7:31pm.
*snicker*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
SPELL 'NAPALM', I DARE YOU TO SPELL 'NAPALM'. SPELL IT!!!
I stopped watching cause Prositute Whore-Ah's plastic face was too scary....now I stopped watching cause all the whiny and plastic wanna be haughty but really broke ass broke bithces just drove me nutsoid...there is just so much Joisey a person can take....and that video is hilariously cheesy and the singing is atrocious
You know you're really a broke down bish when you're on a pole and there's laundry basket behind you.
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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK
Judging from the headlines yesterday and today, there needs to be a Real Housewives of Tampa.
Did anyone else get confused when the awesome dancers lifted her up and then an identical looking woman appeared singing in the exact same voice? I thought it was witch craft. Then she busted out a dance solo at the end! That made the 2:30 worth it.
If Channing Tatum and Ronnie from Jersey Shore had babies, they'd be the back-up dancers. They were so embarrassing to watch.
If Melissa is going to get her comeuppance, I will watch the next season. If it's going to be more Teresa vs. everyone else, I'll pass.
I wasn't going to watch because I really can't stand Teresa Giudice but hopefully Danielle will come in and either...
A) Make Teresa look shittier by association and show how far into her bullshit she is by even letting this nut back into her life
OR
B) Mix it up with Teresa and make her look like a fricken moron...or more of a moron.
What's worse than Teresa though? Her goddamn fans. They'd follow her into Shark's mouth just to spite Caroline....I kinda wish they would though.
Oh I do hope she comes back! Everyone kept saying that "Tre" (ugh) was a kind of victim last season and she was not at all, she was hideous!
That googly eyed cousin has to go - what the hell does she do on the show - nothing but react to Teresa's crap. She has no story line (the dessert story line is a joke) and she's boring as hell and the googly eyes are monstrous to look at.
Caroline is getting tough again - yay!
Melissa is just a high maintanance pain in the ass and cannot sing for shit!
Teresa is plain nuts along with Juicy and there's so much we don't know about their financial and fraudulant crimes.
Jackie does nothing but cry over her failed friendhship with Teresa and is so botoxed her face can barely move. And her daughter is a total asshole.
In other words - can't wait for next season.
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Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 4:54pm.
3rd party embarrassment
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LOL!!
OMG. I got 50 seconds into it and thought it was a joke....really? She's famous? Talented? Makes more money then me?
This is what's wrong with america and why people hate us. Seriously. Who watches this crap?!?
And the backup dancers.....hope they have real jobs cause they looked like idiots!
Has Jersey Whore's Ronnie already spent all his money? Why else would he be a backup dancer for this bitch?
Gawd, Bitch - clap those legs together and have some fucking RESPECT for yourself. You. are. too. fucking. OLD. FFS!!!!!!!
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
This really stinks!
I'm dying of 3rd party embarrassment from that video.
Good lord.
I don't watch the Real Wives shows, but that video was hilarious. She's one of those that really think they have something, I bet.
Ugh my boss walked up behind me when this picture was up. SO EMBARRASSING. Luckily he is cool.
So, somehow I am getting all patient calls from some dr. office in Dallas, TX. I think someone forwarded the number to my cell phone by accident. AT&T is looking into it....BUT IT IS SO ANNOYING. People are so stupid leaving personal information on a random person's cell phone. I don't care that you were born in 1987 and need a Tonsillectomy - DAMN!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
True story, when my sis got dumped by her ex last year, I sent her the above Danielle video to cheer her up. Not only did it put a smile on her face, her boss had to ask her to please stop laughing so loud.
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l love a Dickey with floating balls!!
"R.A. Dickey for 2012 NL Cy Young"
HAHA I send this to people that could use a laugh :p
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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK
Woo hoo! Hurricane Sandy flushed this praying mantis outta her hole! Can't wait til she puts those other WOMAN in their place! Team Mantis/GorillaHead!
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l love a Dickey with floating balls!!
"R.A. Dickey for 2012 NL Cy Young"
Submitted by Zoebot on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 4:35pm.
I guess I am sheep then. I actually don't really care enough to figure out the truth - LOL. I just watch it on sunday nights when i am trying to zone my brain for work ;)
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
@MissJaneTexas
That was what Bravo wanted to happen. Have the audience turn on Teresa. She was in fact set up by producers and Bravo to take the fall. If you have the time and inclination, get schooled at: famewhorgas.wordpress.com -- shit opened my eyes!
Melissa is garbage. And her gross husband needs to be neutered.
In the words of Juicy, GO SCRATCH.
LMFAO holy smokes the one dude it sooo twinked out gay he makes gay look gay. What is it with gay dudes and that "fierce" facial expression when they are throwing the sexxxzy down!?
Can someone explain to me how I love this bitch, but hate Kim Kardashian. I don't understand it myself.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Why don't they have all these PROSTITUTION WHORE-AHS go clean up the hurricane damage on the shore and Staten Island and be something other than complete wastes of life?
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I could never get into these Housewives shows because of things exactly like this. I want some sort of rationale other than being on a reality show as to why these women would spend any amount of time together. And at least on the Jersey one lots of the women actually have reason to hang out because they're related and in-laws and such. But then the one nobody likes, who has no connection to any of them all the sudden is just around them fighting all the time. It's too artificial to be interesting to me. Not that I ever want to praise a Kuntrashian, but at least their cast makes sense as a whole.
that woman's face is brutal to look at.
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May spit like a girl, but I hit like a guy
Damn, I thought Sandy washed all these no-class trashy bitches away...
Shame on those of you that watch this caca.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
...isn't the term 'Prostitution who*re' just slightly redundant? I mean, isn't the prostitution part already inherent in the term 'wh*re'?...
...I cannot watch any of that Real Housewives cr*p because most of those women are about as real as this Danielle Staub person's current face and body...
...but yeesh, if I spent that kind of money this woman has on plastic surgery for these results, I'd be picketing the surgeon's office for punitive damages...
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...'...It's just a matter of common courtesy...you come in the house, you wipe your wheels!...'...
I wish Bravo would offer Jill Zarin a fake opportunity to return, just to completely fuck with her desperate, delusional ass. I'm glad Danielle might be coming back, but I always felt sorry for her two daughters.
I must be easily tricked because I thought Teresa acted like a complete c u next Tuesday this past season. I was team everyone else and I used to love Teresa. I always liked Danielle she brought the serious crazy. *shrugs*
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Stupid ass Jacqueline will probably be friends with her again. God that woman is stupid. And I also agree Melissa is a manipulative bitch too. She actually made me feel sorry for Tree.
Hey I wonder what happened with Juicy Joe's court case?
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
that's some toxic shit right there.
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God don't like ugly.
Can't with either one of those hos. If I wanted drama I'd have more girlfriends . This shit just makes me hate people even more .
Hahahaha @ those dancers! Two linebackers and a wide receiver.