Bobby D vs. Jay-Z
The first line on the first page of every cell phone manual reads: "If Robert De Niro calls your ass, you either call him the hell back or drown yourself and this phone in the Hudson River." Well, Jay-Z broke that rule several times. ILLEGAL!
According to Page Six, Jay-Z agreed to record a song for the Tribeca Film Festival and Robert De Niro called him up several times to discuss it. Jay-Z never called him back. So at Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday the other night, Robert De Niro wasn't going to act like everything is rainbow dicks and heart-shaped buttholes when Jay-Z strolled up to say hi. Some witness said that the entire party stopped to watch the Italian bull and the Brooklyn camel butt heads:
“Bob wasn’t in any mood to make polite conversation. He told Jay that if somebody calls you six times, you call them back. It doesn’t matter who you are, that is just rude. De Niro kept telling him that he thinks he’s the man, but that he was disrespectful. Beyoncé came over, but that didn’t calm Bob down. It was the talk of the party. Everyone was saying there’s only one star in New York bigger and badder than Jay-Z, and that’s Robert De Niro. He can be quite scary when he’s angry.”
It's a good thing Leonardo DiCaprio was too busy gorging himself on a Victoria's Secret Angel buffet to notice this fight, because it would've ruined his birthday.
The next time you see Jay-Z out in public, expect him to look like Michael Jackson, because when Robert De Niro shades you, you instantly come down with the worst case of Vitiligo ever. But really, who knew that Robert De Niro was so clingy. You'd think that after one unanswered call, he'd send Jay-Z a final message by putting one of Beyonce's wig heads in their bed.
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Good for Robert De Niro. And how is JAZZY even the second baddest bitch in New York? Is his ass really THAT relevant? You can be rich and be Irrelevant, look at Paris Hilton for example. ANYWAYS...Jazzy, his annoying ass bitch of a wife BOUNCY and their pillow baby better show some damn respect and HAHAHAHAHA@
"The next time you see Jay-Z out in public, expect him to look like Michael Jackson, because when Robert De Niro shades you, you instantly come down with the worst case of Vitiligo ever."
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Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 6:08pm.
*bows to you* i wish i could make this my christmas card. the best part is when ernie looks down when pesci says "ass" hahahahahahahaha
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
MissJaneTexas, he wasn't bad: http://www.fansshare.com/celebrity/robertdeniro/robert-deniro-new-york-j...
I loved him as a young Vito Corleone though:
http://www.jewishjournal.com/images/bloggers_auto/vitocor.jpg
Thing with RDN is not so much his looks, but his badassery. Macho, but if you were a woman in his life he'd take good care of you. He doesn't suffer fools lightly.
Nobody messes with him for good reason.
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Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 6:03pm.
and you don't fuck with his Tribeca shit. That's his from the heart project.
thank you! THAT is why he was so pissed, not the emily post violation part of it...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
hehehehe! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NShgvtEro7I
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Robert DeNiro is a god and Jay Z is a useless dingleberry. Jaz Z was probably too busy talking to Willow Smith and Lil Wayne to take a call.
who ignores Robert De Niro?!
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TEAM BOBBY D!! That's old-school badassery there, my friends. He might be a bit aged, but he's still Robert fuckin' DeNiro, and you don't fuck with his Tribeca shit. That's his from the heart project. Takes more than talent and money to take on DeNiro. He's seen plenty with your level of stardom rise and fall, while he's still here. When your run is as long as his, THEN you are big enough to blow off phone calls. Of course, by that time, you're also mature enough to know better.
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Thank you Mr. DeNiro. You are my HERO!!!!
I can't STAND JayZ-, never have, never will.
Someone put that Marcy Project gutter-snipe in his place for once!
JayZ might be from Brooklyn, but DeNiro is OLD SCHOOL BRONX- the crazy Italians that didn't take shit from no one! DeNiro knows people, more than JayZ and everyone knows that Italians do NOT take to being dismissed very well. At. All. DeNIro ain't the one to be fucked with. That's the white guy the black guys say, "Leave him alone, man. N's crazy!"
With that said, DeNiro should not have even bother with that fucker, JayZ. You want good NY music? Hire Billy Joel or Springsteen. Shit, get Adele to write a song for ya. At least they would return a call.
BTW, Michael K, brilliant as usual and LOVED your Godfather movie reference at the end. As always, Spot on, young man, Spot On!
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12
TEAM BOBBY D!
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Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 5:50pm.
He probably gets tired of people ass kissing. And yeah I know 20 years ago he wasn't old I Just mean even now I find him sexy - I can't imagine how it must have been back then ;)
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
*swoon* I wish I could have seen that.
Was it Jackee who said "Aw HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO" replete with head swivels??
(they quote it on The Soup all the time)
That. For this. Oh, Jay-Z. I would have loved to have listened to that whole thing. Snicker.
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Submitted by Cluny Brown on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 5:41pm.
how would you know if he is "talented" or not? like you have compared and contrasted rap and hip hop artists, lyricists and producers through the generations
classless yes. a LOT of other things to dislike him for, yes. lack of talent? not one of them
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
MJT, he was hot and not that old back then. I thought it was a little strange that he wasn't mingling with anyone but still!!
Jay Zeeee..."Manner's 101"! WTF?!
Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 5:39pm.
lol, Tyroan. i will admit to my unrelated-to-this-incident HOVA hate. I am happy any time anyone gets him for anything [as NDNChief pointed out, Team NAS] ;-)
that said, i agree with your underlying point
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Bobby going all Cape Fear on JayZ's ass.
I think Jay-Z needs to make a huge donation to one of Robert D.'s favorite charities.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by Gobbler on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 5:16pm.
Gobbler hopes ba-buttons is right. Ba-buttons, make it so!
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Little_rascal agrees with Gobbler!
Bobby rules!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Love, love, love Bobby D. My question is: why would you want Jay Z Bobby? Find someone that is talented and a class act.
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squirrels to the nuts!
Change the names and peeps would be all "He thinks he is so important he demands a call back?!"
Hov got 99 problems but Bobby D ain't one.
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well i had to go find that hahahahahahahahahahaha
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=256_1185891191
"no, i'm not selling cars here"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
"Submitted by LoCoJo on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 5:32pm.
Jay Z, you Indanger, girl."
BWAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Team De Niro. Obviously.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Jay Z, you Indanger, girl.
HAHAHAHAHA. I guess Jay-Z never saw DeNiro in one of his early "total psycho" film roles. All that insanity had to come from SOMEWHERE. Hee hee.
Don't fuck with a boy who grew up in the shade of the women's prison in Greenwich Village, Jay.
YAAASSSS!!!! All the other Hot Sluts of the Day can go home now, because DeNiro is officially HOT SLUT OF EVERYDAY!!!!!
Ther is a video of deniro filming an ad where the director keeps trying to get deniro to act a certain way. Holy smokes - denies was having none of it.
He scared me. Has anyone ever seen it? I don't think he suffers fools gladly
Gobbler hopes ba-buttons is right. Ba-buttons, make it so!
Submitted by princesspoppy on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 4:48pm.
I think that JZ said he'd write something and then never followed up so DeNero thought he'd have it done.
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That's what I'm saying though, you'd think after the first or 2nd blow-off he would have booted Cameltoe and his bloated ego out the door. At least get one of your ten million assistants or flunkies to answer the phone, damn!
Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 5:14pm.
That's awesome. Was he hot IRL? Even though he has the olds there is just something sexy about him.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Sort of on topic, I was a cocktail waitress at a birthday party that Deniro threw for his wife, about 20 years ago. They assigned me to just him and he sat in a corner by himself and drank White Russians all night!! He gave me a $100 tip, one of my best NYC stories.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 4:49pm.
But I would TOTALLY ignore a Pacino call
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Me too! I know someone that was in a play with him and she said he was a supreme, arrogant arsehole.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 4:51pm.
Anybody else having trouble with Dlisted?
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Yes! but hopefully it's ok now.
I know someone on another forum who says he bought cocaine from Jay-Z back in the day (not sure how often but sounded like more than once). For some reason, I believe him. LOL, hey look, it's my dealer on tv.
Beyonce is beautiful but JayZ is ugly as fuck. BIC better hope she takes after her mother.
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Drunks as skunks
Screw Mr. Camel Head "Frank Sinatra" - team De Niro.
You "Don't Fuck With The Oldies" you just don't! Lol
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The best part of this is not the verbal headbutt Bobby gave McLips, that was the easy part.
People in NYC like De Niro. A lot. I am sure he has countless friends and connections who make sure Bobby gets what Bobby wants. And bad news travels fast through the grapevine.
A-List in NYC Jay? Not anymore. Methinks all the fun and important doors in Manhattan will now be quickly, quietly and permanently closed to Mr. Ass Hat and his trashy, Tuesday afternoon stripper wife.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
yes, Chris. since last night.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by princesspoppy on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 4:46pm.
Did JiZZEE apologize?
one of the stories i read elsewhere said HOVA apologized and tried to laugh it off but DeNiro kept on reading him, LOL
also read that the DeNiro camp is now saying it was quiet storm -- someone overheard and noticed the nonverbal signs of hostility, no screaming at the table
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Good for him for confronting Jay Z. That is just so fucking rude. And how dare he ignore DeNiro? This man was winning Academy Awards while you were a little fucking punk. Show some respect!
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Anybody else having trouble with Dlisted?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Beyonce and Jay-Z are a little too high on Sasha Fierce attitude. Ditto those that suggested calling someone who would appreciate the work.
But I would TOTALLY ignore a Pacino call
Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 4:44pm.
Love De Niro, BUT, he called several times? Bobby, next time skip these self-important fuckers and try to book someone with actual talent who might be appreciative of the opportunity.
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I think that JZ said he'd write something and then never followed up so DeNero thought he'd have it done.
Rupert Pupkin would have Miz Jay exiled to Passaic for that transgression!
Did JiZZEE apologize?
Love De Niro, BUT, he called several times? Bobby, next time skip these self-important fuckers and try to book someone with actual talent who might be appreciative of the opportunity.
It's ROBERT fucking DENIRO!!!! Jay-Z thinks he's hot shit?! Puh-lease.
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