In Case You Missed It, The New Rebecca Black Makes Her National TV Debut

Paying the Barbizon of music, Ark Music Factory, thousands of dollars to turn your tween daughter into the next Rebecca Black is one thing, but pulling your tween daughter out of school so she can perform the song live on national television is a serious case of child abuse. For the past 6 nights, I'm sure most of you woke up in the middle of the night, mumbling the words "the turkey ay... mashed potatoes ay" as cold sweat drips into your mouth and that's because of Nicole Westbrook's ear worm of a song "Thanksgiving."

Nicole Westbrook was on Access Hollywood Live today to "sing" her ode to turkey with that grown man rapper who is also the owner of Ark. Nicole's song is actually the perfect theme song for Thanksgiving, because if you speed it up and play it backwards, it will sound exactly like the massacre of thousands of Native Americans.

I can't with any of this, but I really can't with Billy Bush. The dancing at the 3:15 mark is not cute even as a joke. There's a reason why there's several stools and chairs on that set. It's so Billy Bush can have a seat and refrain from busting out moves of any kind. And Billy Bush's stupid ass just had to tell Nicole Westbrook that she was going to be a star. That's not surprising. Billy Bush is made of recycled Teddy Ruxpin parts and Teddy Ruxpin was, is and will always be a LIAR! I mean, he told me we were always going to be friends and where is his ass now? Exactly. Teddy Ruxpin is nothing but a deadbeat talking toy.

Posted by: Michael K

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Why Are You Doing This To Us?

Submitted by cmc311 on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:28pm.

...I honestly think the people behind Ark Music Factory made bets to see how many white girls they can use to make money off. That is the stupidest song ever, even dumber than Friday, and what grown ass man wouldn't be embarrassed to sing that mess of a song???

Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:30pm.

Miss Jane,

A math degree?? That is so sessy! . Girls who love math rule.

Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:23pm.

all that money and she still can't sing. i hope she stays in school.

Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:23pm.

Lol, how did this become a song??? who's buying this?? But I don't feel like dissing a kid (and I hope the kids at school are nice to her), so I'll say something nice: I like her outfit, and I want those boots.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:17pm.

Jeebus. I could do this. Makes me stabby that I got a math degree instead of choosing to become a famewhore. And that's what is wrong with this planet.

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Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:15pm.

Did anyone else think she was saying "Turkey, EGG, Mashed potatoes, EGG..." when they first heard it?

Also this is just sad... she cannot sing worth beans and people are going to tear her apart...

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:14pm.

Is this a joke? That was so unbelievably stupid and embarrassing.

"December was Christmas, January was New Year's, April was Easter, and the Fourth of July. Now it's Thanksgiving." Lord.

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Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:09pm.

I'd rather watch the pink slime video than this dreck again.

Submitted by MrrKat on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:10pm.

I watched 90 seconds of the Thanksgiving-ay vid the other day, much to my embarrassment. Not quite as nerve-racking as "Friday," but getting there. [shudder]

But what kept catching my attention in the video was this tiny stick-thin little girl "lifting" a 16-lb turkey out of the oven. As if. Hell, I'm an adult and need help sliding a hot pan of roasted bird off the top rack.

And the mac & cheese part? Jeezus GAWD. She looks like a 2nd grader helping Mom stir the Kraft Shells & Cheese. Holiday Cooking Rule #1: At Thanksgiving, you make mac & cheese from SCRATCH.
Period. End of discussion.

Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:07pm.

I miss Rebecca black, this girl is so obnoxious, the whole time she was "singing" I wanted to punch her in her jaw.

Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:06pm.

Homegirl needs to go back to hitting the books and expanding her vocabulary. Either that or start doing School House Rock covers because every other word was EXCITING.

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