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The only thing this picture of Megan Fox in her husband's new TV show tells me is that her nipples tasted like black licorice that night - Popoholic

Justin Bieber will eventually get to Selena Gomez when he writes a note in homeroom and gives it to Crystal who will pass it to the guy in the headgear who will pass it to the girl who eats her mocos who will pass it to Selena. You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape homeroom, Selena. - Lainey Gossip

Those gay boys on Days of Our Lives finally got laid - Towleroad

In "Harpo, Who Dis Woman?" news, Leighton Meester doesn't look like Leighton Meester in Flaunt. She looks more like Kim Kardashian in a coat made of Khloe's back hair - Hollywood Tuna

This new Gwyneth Paltrow wax figure from GOOP looks more human than the real thing. That's a wax figure, right? - Celebitchy

Please tell me this is all just a ruse to finally catch and arrest Kim Kardashian for crimes against humanity - The Superficial

Terry Richardson and Lady CaCa join gross forces to ruin cake for everyone - Drunken Stepfather

50 Cent is no Mimi.... or Liza Minnelli... or Jeanne Bice (RIP) or the other beautiful messes of shopping television - Videogum

Season 3 of American Horror Story will be a shot-by-shot recreation of Keeping Up with the Kardashian's first season and Jessica Lange will play Bruce - SOW

If Goofy dragged it up as Minnie Mouse - ICYDK

How is the world continuing to turn when Kristen Stewart didn't bare her ass at a Twilight premiere? - Just Jared

Posh Does Dallas - Popsugar

And on November 13, 1993, Kurt Cobain wore the exact same outfit - Cityrag

But more importantly, Italian Noblemen knew that a pair of red pantyhose really make the look - OMG Blog

"Oh, I bet if I was on that cover, you would think that cover was the help and you'd rudely ignore it!" - Don Lemon to Jonah Hill - The Berry

I'm sure you already saw this on CNN, but Ryan Phillippe went grocery shopping at Ralph's yesterday - I'm Not Obsessed

I am only okay with this if Breitling starts making cock watches and David Beckham models 'em - Hollywood Rag

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Submitted by britmachine on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 1:03pm.

Watch the clip of Megan Fox on Bryan Austin Green's show on Popoholic. It is strange and awkward... LOL

Submitted by lovesmesomeblackdick on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 9:32am.

Megan Fox is just so beautiful.

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Nice gynoid.

Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 8:12am.

Megan Fox put a lot of work in to end up looking like Vanessa Marcil.....

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Submitted by miz cynical on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 8:10am.

I didn't know that they still made Max Factor cosmetics. Also, where's the real copywriter writing her shitty campaign slogans? First Goopy does Glee and now drugstore brand cosmetics? Does she not get paid enough for her Ironman movies?

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 7:01am.

Megan Fox is always gonna be hated on because she got handed an overabundance of hot - it just is what it is.

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um-what? i usually agree with a lot of you say but- given the comments on here and in general a lot of people like her, not hate her, because shes beautiful. i think the hate she has gotten was to do with a few stupid things she has said but personally-any woman who can piss off michael bay is number one in my book!

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 5:31am.

Megan Fox is always gonna be hated on because she got handed an overabundance of hot - it just is what it is. That being said, she still cannot act worth a damn, but hey - half of Hollywood can't, so I'll give this trick a pass.

This season of AHS is scaring the plum fuck outta me. I am lovin' it though!

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 3:26am.

Megan Fox looks beautiful. I think pregnancy really did her well because it forced her to stop fucking up her face with Botox and fillers for nine months. I hope she's breastfeeding so she can avoid the unnecessary tinkering for a while longer. Hopefully she'll wise up and stop using that junk, she doesn't need it.

Submitted by justincase on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 3:19am.

Megan Fox is undeniably gorgeous even after some tinkering. No way she had a pillow baby - there were pictures of her in Hawaii having her naked and pregnant belly licked on by her husband (or something like that). They were quiet after the birth and did not whore out pictures of baby.

Submitted by sonne on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 1:43am.

Drive by bitching...what the hell is left to do for a third season of that shit fest of wtf that is American wHorror Story, season 2? No spoilers but crikey while I like bizarre, this season is something else.

Megan does look nice in that picture (had to say something nice, ha ha)

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 12:06am.

Megan looks gorgeous here, she should do She-Ra and Xena. Roar! lol

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Becks in cock watches? Breitling, Briesling, whatever, yes! ;D

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Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:41pm.

Whoa, Megan looks smokin' here.

Submitted by FreakGeek on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:30pm.

Leighton Meester doesn't look like Kimmy. She'd need to gain 70 lbs & squeeze a size 16 into size 10 clothes. If you don't use Land O Lakes to slide into your clothes in the morning, you're not a Lardassian.

Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:55pm.

There is no denying her beauty. NO she shouldn't have gotten surgery. But to say she's not beautiful gets a jigga please from me.

Our perception of beauty IS fucked up, but she has ALWAYS been aesthetically beautiful. Now when my man says Lady Gaga looks pretty sometimes, then I say "our perception of beauty is fucked up." Because you can put a pound of Gwynnie's Max Factor on her and the girl is still toe up.

Submitted by CashewTime on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:55pm.

What was that mind fucking lady gaga mess? and did she get butt implants??

Megan Fox's intelligence is underrated; the woman is smart when interviewed seriously. She has a great interview with Peter Travers out there that impressed me. and yeah, she looks pretty again, and I like that bra.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:47pm.

I think Megan is gorgeous too. She's never bothered me THAT much. I think that as long as she works here and there is B-list I'll like her. Now if she starts to get a big head and whines about not getting serious roles and how she wants to win an Oscar, then I'll hate.

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Submitted by Orangina on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:36pm.

@RandeSleepover

Haha! Thank you! And no worries, I'm glad someone agrees and smells the bullshit. She looks great, but there's no way that's a one month post pregnancy body.

Submitted by lislop on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:13pm.

Its hilarious that when Megan first came out on the scene looking sexy and gorgeous, there were so many comments about her thumb. THEN when she screwed up her face with all the surgery and Botox, NOT one person brought up her thumb, but now that she looks like (not entirely) the old gorgeous Megan, people are bringing up her thumb again. Hilarious!

I hope this is really her and not some photoshop job.

Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:08pm.

in all seriousness michael k, miley looks like a wannabe member of L7, or 7 year bitch.

megan looks fantastic in that photo - i hope this means she stopped messing with her face.

Submitted by fredfred on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 9:56pm.

miley: as someone old enough to have dressed that way when it was relevant. i cherished sassy magazine. i listened to bratmobile. "realityy bites" was a cinematic masterpiece. evan dando was a dream boat. i saw jane's addicition ffs.

"party in the usa" would have caused kathleen hanna to track you down and murder you.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 9:52pm.

Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 11:07pm.
Megan is so NOT hot. She looks like a plastic doll. Way too much surgery. In the preview where she 'acts' in her husband's show she can barely move her face. Our perception of beauty is completely fucked up.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 9:37pm.

Megan is so NOT hot. She looks like a plastic doll. Way too much surgery. In the preview where she 'acts' in her husband's show she can barely move her face. Our perception of beauty is completely fucked up.

Fishsticks is so fucking annoying. I'll never buy any product she 'endorses' - you know she doesn't use Max Factor.

Submitted by Puppy Love on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 9:34pm.

Megan is starting to look more like a pretty woman again and not so much like a plastic blow-up doll. Maybe someone told her to stop fucking with that glorious face of hers. She was still prettier before though--wayyyy before, when she had her original nose and a smattering of freckles.

I don't think she had a pillow baby--she's just extremely thin, barely gained any weight when preggers, and probably starved/maniacally exercised to get back into shape post-baby.

That's my take anyhow.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 9:26pm.

Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:26pm.
Megan is looking pretty hot...two thumbs up!
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 9:15pm.

Submitted by Orangina on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 9:44pm.

Why thank you! (Loves me some Orangina--the drink.)

ETA: Oh, I see you said just what I said before I said it. I never read the comments before posting, so sorry for the thievery...

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 9:10pm.

Oh my. Paltrow is peddling Max Factor now? I suppose there were expensive bills to be paid... Those century-old sequoia wood chips don't come cheap.

Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 8:56pm.

Megan is looking pretty hot...two thumbs up!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 8:52pm.

Submitted by ethang on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:11pm.
Megan Fox is beautiful, regardless of her surgery. Puts the likes of painfully bland actresses like Anne Hathaway and Kristen Stewart to shame, facially.

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I agree! TOTALLY agree. Bitch is mesmerizingly beautiful and I've ALWAYS said so. I can't even jelly hate on that face because it's hypnotically GORGE and I'm being dead serious. Bitch is SMOKIN' HOT...but the thumb sitch...
Now don't get me wrong, if I could have a face like that, I'd take some jacked up thumbs in a heart beat (I'd prefer them to be opposable, but...). No, I don't really have a prob with this ho. She seems dumb as a bag of hammers and she's got some jacked up thumbs, but I'd kill to look like her, thumbs and all...and when you're gorgeous and rich who needs to be smart? Go Megan...(I just hope her baby inherits the father's thumbs and daddy is secretly a smarty...and the baby also inherits Daddy's IQ)

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Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 8:52pm.

Terry and Lady Gaga are awesome together...it's the best thing she has ever done IMO...worthless I know but still.

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Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 8:49pm.

I liked the Gaga song better when it was called "Ice Cream Truck" by Cazwell

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Submitted by _fail_ on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 8:45pm.

re: The KK story on Superficial - shouldn't the headline read: "Kim Kardashian’s Going To Ball The Marine Corps"?

Submitted by ethang on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 8:41pm.

Megan Fox is beautiful, regardless of her surgery. Puts the likes of painfully bland actresses like Anne Hathaway and Kristen Stewart to shame, facially.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 8:30pm.

That Lady Gaga song clip is godawful!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 8:24pm.

WTF is up with Megan's thumb situation? First, bitch has, like, dwarfesque short bus thumbs and now bitch has like index finger monkey thumbs! Gurl, getcho thumb sitchuation under control!

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Submitted by denise on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 8:17pm.

Michael K, your synopsis of American Horror Story season 3 is exactly what keeps me coming back to dlisted every single day...

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 8:16pm.

Is that Megan's O face?

Submitted by Orangina on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 8:14pm.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 9:33pm.
I think Megan had a pillow baby. They handled the alleged pregnancy and delivery so oddly.
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I agree. She would totally be the type to get a tummy tuck but she'd still be recovering right now. In her cameo, she's baring her whole stomach. I think it was a pillow baby.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 8:10pm.

Ryan Phillippe has definitely gotten better with age. He used to look so dainty.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 8:04pm.

Jarheads will fuck anything.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 8:03pm.

I think Megan had a pillow baby. They handled the alleged pregnancy and delivery so oddly.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 7:58pm.
Ryan Phillippe is so hot.
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Agree.

I watched BAG's show on TBS Saturday and it was not funny, and kind of tedious.

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Submitted by Orangina on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 7:31pm.

Uh, either Megan Fox had a pillow baby or she shot this cameo before she got pregnant. Or her tummy tuck already healed.