Thursday, November 15th 2012

RiRi And Fist Brown Made A Song Together, Because They're Not Getting Nearly Enough Attention

Well, here's something that'll make Michael Jackson do the lay down moonwalk (I don't know what is either) in his grave. RiRi and The Difficult Brown crapped out a duet called "Nobody's Bidness" for her new album "Unapologetic" and they just had to drag Michael Jackson into this mess by sampling "The Way You Make Me Feel." Bubble better shit in a box and FedEx it to Fist Brown and RiRi for doing this to his best friend.

RiRi and Fist Brown have a point. It really ain't nobody's business.....except for the police, the emergency room nurses, lawyers, judges, anger management counselors, Diane Sawyer, Oprah, their Twitter followers and the millions of people who will listen to this song. But for the zero of you not included in that list, it's none of YOUR business.

This song sounds like something Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown turned down before they went with "Something in Common." Because this world is a shit place, I'm sure it will be a hit and I'm sure Hope Solo and the dude who allegedly whooped her ass danced to this song at their wedding. That's romance.

Posted by: Michael K


Lucifer_Sam's picture

Submitted by rook on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 6:50pm.
they are both absolutely terrible musicians.

I would hardly call either of these blockheads a "musician". He is a dancer, at best, and she is a whore with ZERO talent.

Lily85's picture

I'm not listening to this shitfest.

I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face. - MK

REDMOND's picture

Her under tit tattoo is atrocious, and this is coming from me, a woman who loves tattoos and has a million of them.

parissucksliterally's picture

Fist Brown was also just signed to the Wilhelmina Agency as a model.

Cause neck tattoos are so glamourous.

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Kizzy's picture

This shitty attitude really doesn't suit you, Rhi. Whatever sympathy audience and sales you garnered after your first beat-down won't be there when he bashes your face in again. By declaring it's "Nobody bidni'" you're shitting on those fans who supported you. #Losin'datmoneybitch

rook's picture

Their personal issues aside, they are both absolutely terrible musicians. I've had enough of their starved hyena whining and I know I'm not the only one. Please - the two of you - run off together, beat each other I don't care - just get out of sight and sound. Do us all a favor. Thx.

Cookie-Slore's picture

Pathetic. Bad enough to get back with him, but then to write a song rubbing it in everyone's face? She's going to eat crow in the worst possible way, hitters don't quit. Poor dumb girl.

Saix's picture

Oh, ain't nobuddybidness? Then why make a song about it?

FabulousDivaBuns's picture

Just another example of some below average people trying to cash in on the past success of someone who was actually talented. It's not really news anymore it's reality. I threw out my radio ten years ago.

Aerialgreen's picture

Trash, both of them~ what's next? TMZ showing Rihanna getting knocked out while knocked up?

joe shmoe's picture

That's right! You sing it Sista. It ain't nobody's bidni.

*rolling eyes*

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TOPANGA's picture

They could've at least sampled an Ike and Tina song, it would've been more fitting. Leave MJ alone!
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parissucksliterally's picture

WILL NOT LISTEN.

fuck these 2 pieces of shit.

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

These two fugly assholes again.

"Innobadi bini, Innobadi bini" - is that even English?