Justin Theroux And Jennifer Aniston TRIED It
On the right is Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston at The 26th American Cinematheque Award Gala Honoring Ben Stiller in Beverly Hills last night, and on the left is the legendary TV couple whose look they copy and pasted. Jennifer Aniston should feel one with Brenda Walsh, because they both had their overrated man snatched away by a whore pit viper. How can Aniston do Brenda wrong by stealing one of her signature looks? Maybe Aniston thinks that if she wears Brenda's lucky prom dress, she'll get some. Sorry, Aniston, the only way you're gonna get some from the grown-up Eddie Munster is if you buy him a $100,000 Porsche. Oh wait, you already know that.
But more importantly, why are they sweating? Rich and famous people aren't supposed to sweat. Shouldn't they always have an invisible force field of air conditioning around them? Don't they Botox each one of their pores so this doesn't happen? I bet that's fake sweat, because they want every one to think that they had fast, dirty, breath-taking sex in the backseat of the car. Actually, they probably did bone in the car (see: Aniston buys Justin Theroux a $100,000 Porsche).
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The 26th American Cinematheque Award Gala Honoring Ben Stiller. BEN STILLER? WTF did he do to deserve being 'honored'?
Jen's dress is fug, too much makeup but she looks happy and she doesn't bother me either. He's got a Pinnochio nose.
Does Jen need to pee or does she need to run to the train rr like Diane Lane did in Unfaithful?
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
He looks like a ventriloquist dummy. That is all.
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Douchechill!
i think anniston looks good...she's not bothering me...
although thumbnail#11 scares me a little...
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Roseanne Barr
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 3:45pm.
Hollywood would honor a used piece of toilet paper if it gave them a chance to squander money and have pictures taken of celebrities.
I mean, thank God they are showing due reverence to the guy who gave us gems like "Little Fockers."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
i think jen's skin looks pretty damn good for all the tanning she does. i know twentysomethings that look worse, wrinkle wise, due to sun damage, alcohol and cigs. she must have a good derm and spend lots of $ on chemical peels. i also applaud her for not botoxing the shit out of her face like courtney cox ... her forehead looks natural. overall I think she looks pretty hot. she looks better in color, idk why she always goes for the harsh all black look.
Submitted by Pookie on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 3:42pm.
Jen's skin is looking harsh and starting to show signs of sun damage (wrinkles, uneven tone).
She's 43, 43-y-olds have wrinkles, unless they botox the shit out of their foreheads.
That dress is not her friend; the white sections make her tits look saggy. And her skin is definitely starting to get that damaged look of the perennial sunbather.
And WTF is up with his eyebrows? He looks like he's playing an evil crazy scientist in the top pic.
Submitted by JulzNo1Zero on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 3:24pm.
Don't forget he wrote "Crock of the Aging," oh sorry, "Rock of Ages." For that shitstain alone, I hate him.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
yes, very 90's dress. Other than that, she looks great. as usual.
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Who put those tiny daggers in your heart?
So Hollywood is honoring Ben Stiller now.
Has she actually gained weight or just stopped working out? I used to envy her arm tone and there's no definition anymore
And the frosted makeup is awful when you click on the thumbs.
They look happy together.
The only thing that bothers me about this picture is the gigantic purse she is carrying. WTF? Usually evening bags are tiny.
Jen's skin is looking harsh and starting to show signs of sun damage (wrinkles, uneven tone). She's going to regret all that beach time when she's 50. Besides her face, though, she looks gorgeous & happy.
And he's sweaty because she gave him a blowjob in the limo. It's in the contract.
She's ruined him, gah. Look at his face!
And I don't just mean the crazy eyes and creepy fake smile. She probably dragged him to get a facial and eyebrow wax and fake tan and all that hollyweird grooming shit.
Submitted by Gatsby on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 3:40pm.
Hey look, Jennifer Aniston *without* her nipples poking out.
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Indeed, is there a number I can call to complain about that THIS IS A OUTRAGE!
Hey look, Jennifer Aniston *without* her nipples poking out.
Aside from the unfortunate schvitzing here, these two are ok in my book. Would be nice if he'd write a good movie script for Jen so she could finally have that experience!
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
I think she looks stunning. Every time I see pictures of her lately, she is simply glowing. Preggers, perhaps?
But I just can't with her piece. He's just a weird looking dude.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 3:34pm.
Light top, dark bottom = pregnancy rumors in 3..2..1...
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Probably, anno. Preggo or not, Jennifer looks to be around 5 - 10 pounds heavier, and she wears it well.
Justin's eyebrows are doing a Stephen Colbert immitation in the first pic!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Anybody else think she looks kind of frumpy in that dress?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 3:29pm.
Aniston looks lovely, despite that dress. The white top makes her boobs and torso look odd, and the hem is too long.
Light top, dark bottom = pregnancy rumors in 3..2..1...
And yes he looks wired.
I had a black and white mini prom dress in 94. Those ball gowns sucked!
He looks messed up. I guess this is her way of not wearing all black. LOL.
I like them together though. Meh.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
MK, I saw this fanciness on celebitchy and I was waiting for your brenda walsh review. Life is unpredictable and full of disappointments, but you, darling, always come through. Wouldn't 90210 have been so much better if we found out that not only was Dylan torn between kelly and brenda, but that he also was love sick for Brandon.
Justin is a weird muthafucka who's never had as much attention as he's had with Jennifer.
Aniston looks lovely, despite that dress. The white top makes her boobs and torso look odd, and the hem is too long.
Justin DOES look gacked, sillykat. I suspect Jen smoked a little gange.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That guy looks wired out of his mind.
Not crazy about the dress, but she looks fantastic, as usual.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
He's sweating because he's coked to the gills, yo.
"Never trust a bitch who doesn't use her purse straps." MK
I wanted to throw shade at the guy, but I can't hate on anyone who wrote Tropic Thunder. Although he was responsible for the clusterfuck known as Iron Man 2. He better not fuck up Zoolander 2. And it better have ASkars and DAvid Duchovny in it otherwise wigs will fly!
Change is coming through my Shadow