NOT COPS!!!!
America has lost Hostess, the hillbilly wedding of the year is off and now there's a chance that Cops is leaving our TV screens after 25 seasons of entertaining us with trash. Oh, America, I don't know you anymore! The Wall Street Journal (via Gawker) did a profile on Cops for the show's 25th season and they just casually dropped the earth-shattering and life-changing news that will affect American culture FOREVER!
Though some TV watchers might be surprised to discover it's still on the air, the show begins a 25th season next month. It is the longest-running entertainment series on prime-time network television. Moreover, 850 episodes in, the series has earned about $400 million through reruns alone. But it's possible this will be its final season on Fox.
To make room for sports, the network slashed the number of episodes it ordered. "Cops" co-creator John Langley says the show's future on Fox is "uncertain and problematic."
There's nothing like lying on your couch on a Sunday afternoon and nursing your hangover by watching a fat police officer huff his lungs out while chasing a tweaker wearing jorts through somebody's backyard. Where else am I supposed to be reminded that some parts of present day Central Florida are still stuck in the early 90s. Seriously, even the new episodes of Cops look like they took place in 1991.
Well, at least we'll always this legendary moment of television:
Everything about this down to that Martin t-shirt is perfect. Your life isn't fully fulfilled until you've said the line, "I don't sell crack, I'm a prostitute" to a cop.
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 2:39pm.
Haha Deb...I wish you and I knew each other back then...we would have had a blast! Cops didn't care so much about drinking and driving years ago like they do now. I know we always went to bars or in the park and really never thought that much about a DUI. If anything the cops would pull you over and make sure someone else drove or would just tell you to take it slow going home.
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"Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 2:15pm.
Mu fav epi : Cop- " how many beers u had tonight!?" Drunk fat guy-"..bout 70!"
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bwahaha!!
Why does it sound like she's saying, "...I'm a prost-i-tot"?
Anyway, this show is depressing and I only need to go out my front door to see this kind of depravity.
When I was 19, I was tripping my ass off and decided to drive down to the shore. It was late fall, and I brought a six-pack to drink on the way down. The beer kept me somewhat grounded.
Anyway, I was in the Pine Barrens and had to pee. It being fall, with bare trees, I had to go back a bit into the woods. I got lost, 'cause I was tripping.
Anyway, I made my way back to the car and started driving (with my back seat filled with Heineken bottles).
I saw a cop come over the hill towards me, and I just knew he'd pull me over, which he did.
He asked me if I had any beer in the car, to which I replied, "No. It's all gone!".
He let me go!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
You got me with this Cheaters clips on youtube. We don't have this kind of entertainment in Poland! So far this is my absolute favourite. "Don't call my mom, no, NO!". :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Qh3uTxtMc&feature=related
Mu fav epi : Cop- " how many beers u had tonight!?" Drunk fat guy-"..bout 70!"
Haha, you are such an outlaw, Owl.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
@Mickey, exactly! And Mickey you're right about me too! I CAN'T get arrested!
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 1:25pm.
"Cops also have to chase lots of chickens around when they escape their coops. (I've seen the blooper reels)"
So on top of everything else they risk catching bird flu? (Not from you of course, my owl friend.) You can't pay these people enough! ;)
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:21pm.
An increasing number of Dutch show blatant disrespect for emergency workers. Maybe if we had a show like 'Cops' things would be better, because it shows that being a cop is no picnic. People who brave danger every day for a measly paycheck have my utmost respect.
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Cops also have to chase lots of chickens around when they escape their coops. (I've seen the blooper reels)
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 1:04pm.
LOL @ Joe ranking the efforts of Kim Kardashian's spanx right up there with those of the bravest of them all.
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Tee hee ;)
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She is lying! The proof is in the Tyrone Biggums lips on her face.
LOL @ Joe ranking the efforts of Kim Kardashian's spanx right up there with those of the bravest of them all.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Yes !!!!
Health care workers have abuse heaped on them.
We don't have guns nor can we use physical force to protect ourselves-meanwhile we have to protect the other innocent sick people who are in the vicinity.
Don't get me started! It's getting to the point where I think we should have a security guard posted on our floor
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:24pm.
"Middle-school teachers should be added to that category too."
Hiya, Joe! As long as we are making a list, should we add healthcare workers too?
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Yes definitely.
And Kim Kardashian's spanx. Damn. They are going above and beyond. :O
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"Submitted by Yaya Whitehouse on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:40pm.
There are those in our country that want to secede and have this be the norm of everyday life for them, minus the government paid cop of course"
And good luck to them. What an interesting social experiment THAT would be.
They'd last a week. Tops.
There are those in our country that want to secede and have this be the norm of everyday life for them, minus the government paid cop of course.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:24pm.
"Middle-school teachers should be added to that category too."
Hiya, Joe! As long as we are making a list, should we add healthcare workers too?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:21pm.
An increasing number of Dutch show blatant disrespect for emergency workers. Maybe if we had a show like 'Cops' things would be better, because it shows that being a cop is no picnic. People who brave danger every day for a measly paycheck have my utmost respect.
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ITA. Middle-school teachers should be added to that category too.
(Hi Mickey! *waving*)
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An increasing number of Dutch show blatant disrespect for emergency workers. Maybe if we had a show like 'Cops' things would be better, because it shows that being a cop is no picnic. People who brave danger every day for a measly paycheck have my utmost respect.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
"My personal fave is when they are in Vegas and there's a midget on cocaine climbing the street light poles"
LMAO! What??
You mean this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpQo-OGIO-A
I can laugh b/c I'm practically a Little Person, myself.
"I can break these cuffs! AaaaaaaaaaaaRGHHHH!"
"You can't break those cuffs."
A few of my criminal justice classes would show episodes of "COPS" so we could learn how to take field notes and also see if what the officer was doing at the time was wrong/right, safe/not safe etc. I think school ruined the show for me because I can't enjoy an episode without analyzing it all in my brain and not fully enjoying the fuckery :/ still a damn good show! My personal fave is when they are in Vegas and there's a midget on cocaine climbing the street light poles
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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK
my favorite one, was the ''excuse my beauty'' princess. But this one ties it.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:16am.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:11am.
Oh god. Cheaters. Does anyone else remember the one where they busted in on the bf and he was doing bondage involving crime scene tape and, I think, traffic cones?! hahaha
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This one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK4Vd_h3DA0
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THIS IS THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT, YESSS!! Can you imagine, walking in on your girlfriend and she's getting hammered by another girl with a dildo bigger than your dick and she's loving every minute of it? Somebody would get a serious beat down.
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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:59am.
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LMAO! PEEKABOO!!!!!!!! Anon this is fucking great!
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
OT: Jeremy Renner is singing on SNL.
I thought of Evil_Cupcake.
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I hope she's getting to watch it.
Bored! I found it!
http://www.myspace.com/video/hardcorebarbie/clownfaced-lesbian-construct...
And it was 3 girls and they were dressed as construction workers. lollololllllllll
the glory of "COPS" as described by P. Oswalt...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgmBcGyp5oQ
perfect.
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OT: sorry but i had to drop this here so someone else can go "fuck i hate human beings!!" with me right now:
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:37am.
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*take notes as well as grocery item list* LMAO
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:32am.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:26am.
keep it in mind for your holiday party reserved parking reservation needs!
/roll of crime scene tape, a few drops of red food coloring or paint on the sidewalk -- voila!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:29am.
bored> I know! I was trying to find it on Youtube, but no such luck.
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Lmao if you find it, post it! I need to see this.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:26am.
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Really? I guess it's cheaper than actually buying hand cuffs or something... I should put some of that up for when unexpected friends and relatives come knocking on my door, just a giant X made of crime scene tape
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
bored> I know! I was trying to find it on Youtube, but no such luck.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:24am.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:21am.
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Where does one get crime scene tape, and would it be considered a crime to use it for a non-criminal purpose?
they sell it at halloween every year, maybe year round in party stores
no, it's all over neighborhoods (at least where i've lived in CA) at Halloween. somebody a block or so of me still hasn't taken all of theirs down from their formerly haunted front yard
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Sorry, but Steven "Excuse my Beauty" blows this gal out of the water. Getting booked for stealing balloons from a used car parking lot while buzzed and wearing short-shorts is a classic and nothing can ever compare.
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 11:44pm.
Submitted by will.i.am on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 11:05pm.
Cops and Cheaters are my 2am come home drunk shows.
mine too. and maybe that's why i can't remember a single episode that has been mentioned here, lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:21am.
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Oh shit! Bwhahahaha! I don't think I've seen that one, but I want too now. Ahahahaha! Where does one get crime scene tape, and would it be considered a crime to use it for a non-police crime scene like purpose?
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
bored> Nope! Although that one is amusing. That dominatrix is a MAN, baby.
No...I think in the other one, the Dom. was kind of chunky and had electrician's tape on her nips and I think the dude was tied up w. police tape.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 11/18/2012 - 12:11am.
Oh god. Cheaters. Does anyone else remember the one where they busted in on the bf and he was doing bondage involving crime scene tape and, I think, traffic cones?! hahaha
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This one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK4Vd_h3DA0
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Oh god. Cheaters. Does anyone else remember the one where they busted in on the bf and he was doing bondage involving crime scene tape and, I think, traffic cones?! hahaha
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 11:44pm.
Submitted by will.i.am on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 11:05pm.
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FUCKIN LOVE THAT SHOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knszqs1Ex5M
YIPPIE KAI YAY BITCH!
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
How dare they take this off.Life will soon not be worth living anymore, I swear...
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Submitted by will.i.am on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 11:05pm.
Cops and Cheaters are my 2am come home drunk shows.
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Good lord Cheaters used to be sooo good, the height of trash tv.
I'll never forget the one where the guy walks in on his girl, she's blindfolded, tied up on the bed and making a serious "O" face. There's some kids movie on a tv plus a loud song playing, who's afraid of the big bad wolf or something like that.
But the reaaal kicker was her two girlfriends, all dressed in these crazy put together costumes. One was at the side of the bed, yelling at the girl.
The other was between her legs, on top of her. When Cheaters burst into the room and the one on top jumped off of the gf, you could just make out a big floppy black dildo between her legs.
It's not as good as it used to be with Joey Greco, that new guy sucks. He's related to Clark Gable in some way but he sucks at his job. I wish they would put out an uncensored dvd one day.
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
Yes it's sad and it's the end of an era. The Simpsons hopefully will be next, and I stopped caring 15 seasons ago.
Didn't Cops give us the timeless classic "Excuse my beauty"? For that moment we shall remain eternally thankful.
Submitted by snowball on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 9:55pm.
Submitted by babybunny on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 9:42pm.
Anybody remember the episode of the really old couple, the old man knocks the old woman's dentures out the window ..
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It was over cheese! Was that the one where they only had one set of uppers between the two of them and they both wanted to eat the cheese? I do remember it was over cheese and they never found the dentures though.
How about when John Walsh did his ride-alongs with Cops and all the victims/witnesses were like, "oh yeah, something happened, HEY, you're that guy!" and wanted to shake his hand.
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When I worked at this grocery store in an affluent suburb John Walsh popped in a couple or three times. He always had this big burly bodyguard with him.
Of course I knew him immediately since I always watched his show and Cops back to back. I even went in the back and brought him out some new strawberries once, spoke to him, called him by his name. He protested but thanked me for the little perk.
Then while he was in another part of the store, his bodyguard came back and checked me out. Part of me could understand it but a bigger part of me was wondering what the fuck?
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
No more COPS????? Oh come on!
The show costs NOTHING to produce and it was the best!
I will miss the show because I still watched it after all these years.
Bad boys/bad boy/whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when da sheriff come for you...
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12
Cops and Cheaters are my 2am come home drunk shows.
The guy's name was John Bunnell, not Steve Bunnell. And I'm so fucking upset with myself for knowing that.