What In The Hell Kind Of GD Baby Outfit Is This?
The sound of her child screaming and wailing through the baby monitor woke Justin Bieber's mother up late last night after he came home in tears, because his on-and-off piece Selena Gomez was a big meanie to him at dinner. TMZ says that The Lesbeaver and Selena had dinner at a Japanese restaurant in Encino, CA last night and it ended with a huge fight of words. My guess is that Justin got mad because Selena refused to cut up his sushi into little pieces and didn't make the "vroom vroom" sound while spoon feeding him Mochi. The Biebs had a tantrum, so Selena left and he followed her home in his Ferrari Big Wheels. When he got to her house, he tried to go inside, but Selena denied him! That cold baby-abusing bitch.
But really, do you blame Selena for being mean to Bieber? I'd be mean to a baby too if he showed up wearing that mess of a onesie (or whatever that is). Is that what Gymboree is selling nowadays? I don't even know what those pants are doing. It's like a pair of Long Johns shitting up a pair of Hammer pants. Justin is trying to make us think that just because his pants dropped, that means his balls dropped too. Nice try, Justin.
And let's wash away the image of Justin's droopy diaper leggings with pictures of his hot new bodyguard. This might be the only time I've ever been jealous of Justin Bieber. Because when Selena hurts his innocent heart, he can cry into the iron arms of this hot piece.
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Umm...dude looks like a lady. Seriously, I've seen more muscle definition on teenage girls.
Maybe the body guard opened up their true womanly hormones for the first time and they are having a fight over who can have their cherry popped first by him.
His dong (if he even has one) is redecorating all that square footage in his pantaloons.
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Submitted by Scott in NYC on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 8:55pm.
Am I the only one who thinks that new bodyguard is opening more than car doors for Bieber?
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I need to see Jon Hamm in these before I completely write them off. Hammerconda pants has a nice ring to it!
What a colossal fucking douchenozzle.
I'll take the bodyguard, though. I wonder how he explains himself when people ask who he bodyguards. How do you justify the fact that you hang with a teenage girl who insists she's a straight dude?
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Am I the only one who thinks that new bodyguard is opening more than car doors for Bieber?
*tsk*. You'd better come back up north and put your toque on, Justin. Them Americans are making you act crazy.
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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 8:25pm.
Is that pants he's wearing or an upside down sweatshirt? What kind of mirror do you look in that says this looks good?
Hahahaaaa! That's gotta be a sweatshirt. It has to be. Even Halle's diaper-harem pants looked more as if they fit.
"Funhouse mirror on the wall,
Who's got the fugliest pants of all?"
Is that pants he's wearing or an upside down sweatshirt? What kind of mirror do you look in that says this looks good? LOL!!!
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The bodyguard has some perky nipples.
I seriously think his handlers shoot him up with estrogen. nothing masculine about this kid.. he has womanly features..
No way that kid is straight.
Kid is creepy. He's like some spoiled boy prince surrounding himself with what he thinks real men are in order to bolster his own masculinity but the muscle cars and muscle men only further illustrate his own stunted state.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 6:04pm.
ah yes, nothing says fine dining experience more than getting to look at this asshole's armpits through dinner.
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HAHAHAHA!!! Beibs needs to give it up. No matter what he does he still looks like a 12 year old boy. Why not try some weight lifting or something.
That super trendy look looks ridiculous on everyone, especially a boy.
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The balls on this fruit-of-the-loom ass streak.
I with y'all - he's riding the body guard's pole and smiling the whole time. Love the link - he must have been heading to Usher's house (I did notice the training wheels were off though)!
She is turning into quite the little fame whore isn't she? Looks as though there could be a meltdown coming up soon. Anyone cought dead in those pants outside the house obviously has no sense of self awareness thats for sure. Why do I get the feeling Justin hasn't hit puberty yet?
There's pix on tmz of him holding his skirts up so he can see the stairs he's going down. On.
Wat a sweet pussy he is. I'd hit him in that outfit just like he wants to get hit.
I think that what has come between him and that dull girl is the bodyguard.
The fact that his shoes look like they have lifts built into them makes this even more hilarious/ is too much and now its just sad.
They were ugly and stupid when Halle Barry wore them and they're still ugly and stupid.
Hammers pants tapered, so while still horribly trendy, they were comfortable.
this diaper/legging thing makes you comfortable and claustrophobic at the same time.
I can't breathe just looking at it.
now, his bodyguard? golden. if he's got a sharp wit and can laugh, he's just my type.
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Submitted by Anita Bidet: "Going out with him has made Selena one of the most hated women on the planet and caused her to get death threats everyday so no wonder she's sick of dating him. plus he was taking out some VS model so the hell with him. but if this was some phony romance then they wouldn't have broken up in the first place"
Excellent points.
That bodyguard's muscles are kinda scary...*swoon*
Submitted by Darknight on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 6:05pm.
"Fetch" never happened and neither will those pants.
"Felch," on the other hand...
And he's completely unaware of how stupid he looks. Shit life is unfair.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 6:04pm.
ah yes, nothing says fine dining experience more than getting to look at this asshole's armpits through dinner.
I dunno, ESE...not like Biebs has any hair under there. Add a strapless gown and voila! :-P
OMG at the "pants." Beyond ridiculous.
At least MC Hammer could make them look good while dancing his ass off. Biebs just looks as if he's filled his diaper again & needs changing.
Yea i bet that 'bodyguard' is his bf, and they just call him his boyguard so he can be around him 24/7 and attempt to avoid more gay rumours! ...Besides Hot Piece gets two paychecks this way! >.<
Omg. This, too, may be the only time instead of wishing for his demise, I might be jealous of him... strictly because of his body guard. FUCK ME.
god, I hate Mr. Beaver.
Going out with him has made Selena one of the most hated women on the planet and caused her to get death threats everyday so no wonder she's sick of dating him. plus he was taking out some VS model so the hell with him. but if this was some phony romance then they wouldn't have broken up in the first place
Guess he got tired of all the jokes about being able to see his diaper lines through regular pants.
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Btw, this post and its comments are gold. Bieber posts are almost as good as Goopy posts! Thanks for the laughs today, guys (and MK!)!
Love the "tough guy" arm tats with the droopy pants, girly leggings and hot pink shoes.
He looks like he'd weigh 10 lbs dripping wet (minus the 2 lbs of shit in his diaper)
I'm with Gardening Girl- what a twink. I bet this little fucker weight 110 pounds. He looks 12 in all those pictures of him posing with Victoria's Secret models, and his people need to quit with those rumors that he fucked one of those chicks. Any chick that would fuck him has serious mental issues because he looks like a little boy.
this is grosser than Masturbating Bear..
Have you seen the pic tomahawk linked? Twinkie has no butt...is he ever going to go through puberty? He's gross!
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*shame face* Sorry anno...anno...anno?
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He seems to be trying to make these pants "happen". "Fetch" never happened and neither will those pants. Give it up diaper boy.
And hardy har har at Selena owning your ass.
ah yes, nothing says fine dining experience more than getting to look at this asshole's armpits through dinner.
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Good Looking Body guard!
Good Lord he looks like he just took a giant shit in his diaper pants. I don't think Selena is going to want those harem pants back. If she's smart she won't want his dumb ass back either.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 5:48pm.
I can't stop laughing at this
Me too! This post is hilarious! Enjoying the
words people are coming up to describe beiber.
doink, twink.
OK, it's official!...I hate this doink.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 5:30pm.
"Selena:' Justin took me harem pants'
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either Selena is a Leprechaun or it's just a typo. Yep. Selena is a Leprechaun now! : P
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I can't stop laughing at this.
These people have way too much money and time on their hands.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 11/17/2012 - 5:32pm.
Oh jez! I want to kick his ass for being such a wanna be and a douche! Ass you are from Candada -not Detroit!
NOBODY in Detroit wears pants like that!
*huffs away*
Maybe the "pants" are meant to imply he has a "schlong" in there instead of a tiny bump. #Disgust. ;p
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It likes like he's wearing a onesie with a loaded diaper. The pink booties are gender specific.