Saturday, November 17th 2012

What In The Hell Kind Of GD Baby Outfit Is This?

The sound of her child screaming and wailing through the baby monitor woke Justin Bieber's mother up late last night after he came home in tears, because his on-and-off piece Selena Gomez was a big meanie to him at dinner. TMZ says that The Lesbeaver and Selena had dinner at a Japanese restaurant in Encino, CA last night and it ended with a huge fight of words. My guess is that Justin got mad because Selena refused to cut up his sushi into little pieces and didn't make the "vroom vroom" sound while spoon feeding him Mochi. The Biebs had a tantrum, so Selena left and he followed her home in his Ferrari Big Wheels. When he got to her house, he tried to go inside, but Selena denied him! That cold baby-abusing bitch.

But really, do you blame Selena for being mean to Bieber? I'd be mean to a baby too if he showed up wearing that mess of a onesie (or whatever that is). Is that what Gymboree is selling nowadays? I don't even know what those pants are doing. It's like a pair of Long Johns shitting up a pair of Hammer pants. Justin is trying to make us think that just because his pants dropped, that means his balls dropped too. Nice try, Justin.

And let's wash away the image of Justin's droopy diaper leggings with pictures of his hot new bodyguard. This might be the only time I've ever been jealous of Justin Bieber. Because when Selena hurts his innocent heart, he can cry into the iron arms of this hot piece.

Posted by: Michael K


Pas_De_Chat's picture

Is he wearing skants?

Gardening Girl's picture

GOD HE'S SUCH A TWINK!

I bet that buff guy is his down low piece.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Anonymouse73's picture

I honestly thought that was Samro at first.
Jeebus!

WithinReason...'s picture

Hawtness and the weakling! The scrawny LezBeave may find there are more attempts on his person if it means being tackled and wrestled down by this sizzling muscle piece! Mmm mmm, where do I sign up?! ;p

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TexnDoc's picture

If they let him drive, I hope he meets James Dean's and Heidi Montag's plastic surgeon's ends right off a cliff. Porsche Boy.

Since no pic could be worse than this:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/14/article-0-160849AA000005DC-741...
I'm absolutely fine with his diaperpants.

Who's the hot piece?

Gardening Girl's picture

Oh jez! I want to kick his ass for being such a wanna be and a douche! Ass you are from Candada -not Detroit!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

lynniepoo's picture

dear lawd, I thought the scrawny girl arms were bad and then I scrolled down and saw the Halle Berry genie pants. Tell me this is not a look. It can't be a look.

WinterOwl22's picture

He sto,e these from Selena. She'll be tweeting about this soon and Life&Style will have it on their headline.

"Selena:' Justin took me harem pants' their break-up gets nasty and we break down all the details in their bitter custody over the harem pants"

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dorian_graye's picture

IT'S HAMMER TIME!