Tuesday, November 20th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 19th!
"What? You misunderstood. We're not pedophiles, we're just waiting for tiny innocent people with a golden ring to wander by!" - dementa
Runners-up:
Death takes a 15 minute recess. - citizenstrange
Sensing that the end (of their careers) is nigh, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and David Miscavige activate the Xenu signaling device. - GingeMinge
The new campaign to save skyrocketing Medicare costs reminds senior citizens that "Hey, Death can be Fun!" - Strepsi
The executives from the Disney Channel are once again on the prowl for their next child star. - Zombabe
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Luxury brands to the oneself often pride, they constantly set up personalized the standard, and create their own highest state. "Mercedes-benz" the pursuit of top quality, "rous to si" the pursuit of the made by hand, "ferrari" pursue the movement speed, and "Cadillac" the pursuit of a luxurious and comfortable.
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Luxury brand is very professional, it can not use random expansion. The so-called brand of specificity, refers to the brand service only in a product or one kind of product. It is hard to see a luxury brand points across two industries use, but also a success. Brand business diversification itself is the big fear of brand management
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especially when it is for a luxury brand? "Pierre cardin" (we don't think it is a real luxury brand) was extended to wine, produced a "Pierre cardin" wine, but failed. If the "Nike" dare to do so, also must have good luck is not long. "Remy Martin" if successfully launched a shampoo, "p&g" must be the foam with rage.
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Great master alone their heart, GeXianJiNeng. It is for commodity individuation, just as people purchase created the reason. It is because of the individuation of luxury is not like the public product, just more shows its distinguished value.
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let a person look just feel good. Those who buy luxury goods are not in the pursuit of practical value, but in the pursuit of mankind "best" feeling. "Mercedes-benz" car so; "Chanel" fashion is also so.
these are great!!! congrats all - hilarious stuff
These are my boys ((THORLOCK)) from Cape Girardeau, MO!
Wow, tankoo again!
These are all soooo good. WTG Dementa! You rule the playground today, my friend.
Fricking excellent - congrats everyone!!!! dementa and citizen lmfAO
Ginge-Minge:
Now that is funny!
YYYAAAAYYYY! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. :D
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
BRILLIANT captions. You guys are too smart for your own good.
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"We must not look at Goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits,
Who knows upon what soil they fed,
Their hungry, thirsty roots"
GingeMinge - BRILLIANT
Nice line up today, congrats!
Why did the toasted marshmallow taste like fish?
Suris playmates at recess
The new Star Wars writers take 5
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"As long as you have a nice box of grits, you have a side dish waiting to happen, on so many levels." -Paula Deen
These were all awesome! I could think of nothing. Congrats all!
These are fucking brilliant!!! Well done all of you!
Citizen and Strepsi killed me.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
LOL @ CitizenStrange.
Hannity, O'Reilly & Rove hard at work.
They just discovered a forgotten MJ family album: you can see that Paris, Prince Michael and Blanket were really happy in those days
The Deatheaters Biography: Life After Harry Potter
Holy crap on a cracker
Don't fear Michael (line from "Phantasm")
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To maintain his tough guy image, Death needed to suppress memories of his idyllic childhood with sister Beath and brother Seath
Yeah...you're gonna have to spin a bit harder to sell me on that exfoliation and mani-pedi package with a complementary tire rotation and oil change.
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The director of the remake of "Death Takes a Holiday" tries to appeal to a younger crowd.
Time for death to pick another round of celebrities to die in threes, but first a whee bit of fun.
A new policy went into effect recently as the the Grim Reapers try to lighten up to just plain Unhappy Reapers.
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The "Reaper-go-round"
The very worst recipe when it comes to preparing a blackened rotisserie chicken.
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Lesson apparently never learned: This is what happens when you try to stick your dick in a fan. Ceiling or otherwise.
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Romney's 3 black votes
The interpretive dance trio, Triple Dog Dare, performs their newest act "Republican Party Death Spiral" at Morning Wood Park.
Nowadays, the world is so dark that even Satanic heavy metal gets laughed off the playground.
Showtime's new show "Dead Like WHEEEEEEEE!"
Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney go to Disneyland (they think)
Larry "Komodo Dragon" King refuses to go. Backup is called.
The executives from the Disney Channel are once again on the prowl for their next child star.
A panicky and confused Papa Joe Simpson tries to rescue the "twink" from its widely-reported demise by distracting the angels of death with a day trip to Knotts Berry Farm.
Meanwhile, Death Angel Gary wonders why he always got to be the one to push.
Harry Potter and the Wheel of Fortune
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Year 2013: Kristen, Taylor and Robert meet yet again for their annual "Do You Think the Public Has Forgotten We Were In That Twilight Shit, Yet?" bitch and moan reunion.
Death brings backup when Honey Boo Boo chokes on sketti.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Burka
As it turns out, there's a 10th circle of hell, where they are laughing at your ass for only daring to commit a few sins. It's a bit like that liberal-conservative-libertarian nexus, and they've wrapped around into nirvana while you burn in hell for all eternity.
It seems that Sauron won't be getting his ring back anytime soon.
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"Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy" - H. L. Mencken
Oh shit!!!! Bahahahahahhaha!!!!! So wrong, yet sooooo right!
Submitted by Rockwell on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:59pm.
Ladies' Day at the Taliban playground.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
Previews for "Sex In the City XIII: Crossing Over" is just another endless wheel of the same stale jokes.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
The companion calendar series to "Nuns Having Fun" will be known as "Monks Getting None".
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Little kid sees dementors on playground and yells, "EXPECTO PATRONUM!"
Mom looks around at the other moms and blushes, feels proud, and says, "That's right, bitches. My kid is a Potterhead, not a Twihard."
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"Dementors! On the playground! Though you ought to know...." (faints)
This is how the Sith Lords get down, now that Disney owns the franchise.
The new campaign to save skyrocketing Medicare costs reminds senior citizens that "Hey, Death can be Fun!"
All three grim reapers, because that's how many you need in order to take Lindsay Lohan down, bide their time.
YES! I knew having Bieber in my death pool was a good choice. 1,000 to 1 odds, my ass!
Beat me to it. The gradeschool had one when I was a kid in the 1960s, and it was the coolest. Get it going fast enough and you could barely hang on. Its gone now--too dangerous I suppose.
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Submitted by Djbeer on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 7:41pm.
Always thought those things were Death Traps!!
Lamar, Reggie and Kanye were pissed when they had they sit at the kid's table for Thanksgiving..