Dear Xtina, Raven Would Like Her Wig Back
At last night's American Music Awards, Xtina gave all of us a day off from looking at her nasty heavy flow day weave and wore a wig she snatched right off of the head of Raven from RuPaul's Drag Race. Raven can now write that wig off as a charitable donation since she's helping those less fortunate. While I'm happy that somebody finally threw a maxi-pad on Xtina's period hair and got rid of it, I'm still trying to figure out what's happening to her ass in those pictures below.
Should I expect CNN to report the extinction of butt pads, because Xtina bought and wore all of them to the AMAs last night? Did Cee Lo Green try to sneak into the AMAs by hiding in the back of bitch's dress? I know Xtina's got a big ass, but that dress is doing weird things to it. It's make her look a hormone-fed chicken in amateur drag. This is some Foster Farms pin-up shit.
Xtina also performed and the only reason to press play is for the gay pride explosion at the end:
My ears will never be the same after listening to Xtina sound like a banshee getting attacked with a chainsaw, but at least she gave us a queen with earthquake titties (at the 3:39 mark). So there's that.