Monday, November 19th 2012

The Dude Who Tried To Destroy Elmo Was Lying About Lying

Sheldon Stephens, the wannabe model and alleged con artist who tried to permanently mute Elmo's voice, wants to give back the $125,000 he was paid to say he was lying about bumping bare nipples with Kevin Clash when he was only 16. Just a few days after TMZ broke the story that Sheldon accused Kevin of illegally sexing him, he played the J/K! card and took it all back. But now Sheldon wants to take back the J/K! card he played.

A source (aka Sheldon himself) tells TMZ that he is looking for a new lawyer to help him undo the agreement he made with Kevin Clash. Sheldon claims that during the settlement negotiations, Big Bird and Count Von Count held a shank to his face and threatened to cut him up if he didn't sign that shit. Sheldon says that he was pressured into making a deal with Kevin. Elmo passed Sheldon a cashiers check for $125,000 right after he agreed to this:

"Stephens agrees that immediately upon execution of this Agreement, his counsel, Andreozzi & Associates, P.C., shall release the [following] statement ... 'He [Stephens] wants it to be known that his sexual relationship with Mr. Clash was an adult consensual relationship.'"

Sheldon's law firm dumped him right after a deal with Kevin was made.

Sheldon, who is 23 now, is willing to give back the money to wipe away the title "MUPPET-HATING LIE-TELLER" from his resume. Sheldon wants the world to know that he was telling the truth the first time and he was only 16 when he got tickled by Elmo.

I don't know what to believe. Sheldon could be a gold digging grifter who is trying to shake more cash out of Elmo, or he could be telling the truth, or both! I have a feeling this is going to get messier, so we should all brace ourselves for all the details about Elmo's sex life that will leak, like whether he's a top or a bottom. (SPOILER ALERT: Elmo's a sloppy, bossy bottom. I learned that fact when I made the mistake of opening up Grindr while taking a walk near Sesame Street.)

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Yes Tigerlilly, the reason that Sandusky got away with it for so many years, was that one of his earliest victims did report it, but came from a broken home and was a runaway and was initially discounted by Sandusky and the police as a liar. I tend to believe Sheldon, even if he was a teenage grifter it doesn't make it right for an older adult Clash to have the relationship. Sheldon was probably pressured by the lawyers and his family to accept the money and keep quiet. The creepy thing about it is not just the kid being underage, but the fact that Clash makes his living entertaining children. It is a parent's nightmare come true about someone who works with kids. If a 16 year old is okay in his mind how about a 13 yr old?

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RandéS, Icky? And that is bad, why? lolol

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Unfortunately, the winner is usually the one who can afford the better lawyers but this going back and forth with the stories is not helping either man's credibility. I don't know what to believe either. smdh

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Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 3:57pm.
If I got money for every time I did something "icky"...

LOL. Isn't sex often icky? It's the fact that she got icky with her boss that allowed her recovery. The real lesson here is, at work, always bang above your station.

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I don't know, on one hand this kid seems like a seasoned grifter. On the other hand, predators don't select well adjusted kids with sterling reputations from good homes to diddle. Quite the contrary. The "bad" kids crave attention and guidance which the predator provides in spades...at first..and the kid has next to no credibility going in so what does the preator have to lose...Jerry Sandusky taught us that and how long did HE get away with it? And how many accusers did it TAKE to put his pervy ass away???
Ima gonna have to reverse myself again and give MORE than a side-eye to Elmo. I think Elmo did that shit, but unforch the kid fucked up his credibility. His only hope to redeem his credibility is if accuser #2, #3, #4 and on and on come out of the woodwork. And let's be honest, times are tough. Hush money speaks EVERY language in EVERY dialect. Hell, I'll admit I'm not sure I'd be above it. I'm broke as a fuckin' joke up in here. For realz.

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It's hard to suck so much at gold digging but this loser manages it.

A quick refresher:

1. Find rich man/woman/mummy
2. Trick 'em into marriage/pregnancy/escandolo shit
3. Call a lawyer
4. Laugh all the way to the bank and SHUT UP

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 5:17pm.
Who can I sue for icky sex I now regret from 20 years ago. You just burry that shut under lots of liquor and weed and hope you never run into that person again.
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Ugh. And I did run into him again...at the grocery store. Took me by total surprise and would NOT let up with his creepy chatty self. I was like, "shut the fuck up and go away. You are a skeleton in my closet and nothing more."
Oh and then he had to go into all the latest 'drama' with this other guy I used to date that he knows. I'm like, "who the fuck cares? That was like a decade and a half ago."
Ugh. I have the worst taste in the mens.

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Nope, wrong, sorry. Statutory rape laws (strict liability) are effective, if antiquated. But if this money grubber didn't pull the trigger earlier, and then took $$$ when of age, wrong. Not the purpose of the law & oncce of age & took $ i'm done.

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It sounds like Sheldon realized that part of the agreement meant that he couldn't use his connection to this scandal to promote himself. He can't do interviews or audition for reality shows if there's a "shut the fuck up x infinity" clause to go with that very small check.

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@ Luc....they may have them in their magazines to sell that magazine but any comments I've ever read after reading a story on them and based on that court of public opinion he's seen as a Pedo and her as any number of unflattering names.

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Hey luci, get your hiney over on the OP. I want to talk about TWD, jeez.

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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:03pm.

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No argument bud just a debate..lol!...having said that I of course understand the human condition and the concept of lust Bam but that doesn't mean it's right to act upon it. This is obviously why we have rules to govern a civil society.

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Exactly right Wham. I'm just saying that even in civil societies it still happens.
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Oh ya, I'm sure we'll have this debate with regard to two others in no time Bam.

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:21pm.
I have never heard Doug or Courtney be called anything but disgusting and part of the reason America is going to hell in a hand basket.

Where? The comments section on Daily Mail? Dlisted? Because over in mainstream media, Doug/Courtney are paraded in magazines/on TV shows as celebrities, and that's where the majority of people are exposed to them. Evidently those who respond to these outlets see that as OK because those two are still getting paid for their time. Doug Hutchinson did not have any career whatsoever to ruin before this happened.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:21pm.

I agree with you. Nobody has glamourized Doug and Courtney. They are a laughingstock, a circus freak show. His career, which was low-key but decent before, is pretty much over.

And yeah, the responses would be different. For one thing, everyone would assume "Yeah, he totally fucked her." And you'd have some morons yelling, "You get that ass, man! Har har!"

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ubmitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:21pm.
if this 16 year old was a GIRL I guarantee you the responses here would be a hell of a lot different.

Yeah, it would be: "She has daddy issues LOL."
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@ RT....I would strongly suggest that if it were a young girl then the presumption of Clash's innocents would drop dramatically and he'd be seen as the skeeve IMO he is. I again would suggest we would hear "don't blame the victim" an awful lot.

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This guy is a shady ho

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:21pm.
if this 16 year old was a GIRL I guarantee you the responses here would be a hell of a lot different.

Yeah, it would be: "She has daddy issues LOL."

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 4:46pm.
I don't doubt for a second this kid isn't a Hustler nor do I think he was a babe in the woods BUT even if the kid came ON to you, you don't take him up on it and start fucking around with him ESPECIALLY when you're working with children and you KNOW one whiff of an indiscretion can sink your career. I mean your working on Sesame Street for Pete's sake, you don't shit where you sleep period. I say this because IMO I truly think he was fucking around with this kid at 16...JMO anyway.
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And you sure as hell don't use your work computer and your Sesame Street email! Clash used his work email and computer for contacting this guy. Smart uh?

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double double.

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Whamo - it's a huge subject.

My city is a hub of sex trafficking. I used to work for an organization that handed out bleach and condoms, offered services to anyone willing to listen, etc. And the girls just keep getting younger and younger. The pimps put GPS tracking on them. They are literally slaves.

As fas as people's responses, Whamo, I wonder how you feel they would be different of Clash was with a young girl. Do you think people would bemore sympathetic to the young person, or would people say "get yours, girl!"? Or would they feel that Clash was even more of a big bully predatory skeeze?

(i hat using the word "Clash" in connection with this kind of shit, btw)

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:03pm.

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No argument bud just a debate..lol!...having said that I of course understand the human condition and the concept of lust Bam but that doesn't mean it's right to act upon it. This is obviously why we have rules to govern a civil society.

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Exactly right Wham. I'm just saying that even in civil societies it still happens. I remember in another thread about this someone said this is not such a big deal in some European countries.

I dunno, like a lot of social issues I think there's a middle ground that possibly could
be achieved about this, maybe in another hundred years or so.

Just had a thought. You know if you and me hooked up with somebody else named Thank you Ma'am
we'd have the makings of a kick ass boy band.

We could blow that little Beiber fucker right outta the water! lols

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:13pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 4:33pm.
mharker, agreed. Doug and Courtney are glamourised, and paid for appearances, but "Elmo is a skeeze" - for no reason other than this is a homosexual relationship. He's suddenly a "kiddie fiddler".

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Migraineuse makes a lot of sense, huh? Young women are fair game for predatory men.

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I'll add you to my response as well TR

Sorry Luc, you know I love BUT..:) I have to disagree with you on this one.

As far as I know and have seen Doug has been called a diddler from day one, has been laughed and call out as such by every single person that puts pen to paper when writing about him. I have never heard Doug or Courtney be called anything but disgusting and part of the reason America is going to hell in a hand basket.

Edit...and I'll just add if this 16 year old was a GIRL I guarantee you the responses here would be a hell of a lot different.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 4:33pm.
mharker, agreed. Doug and Courtney are glamourised, and paid for appearances, but "Elmo is a skeeze" - for no reason other than this is a homosexual relationship. He's suddenly a "kiddie fiddler".

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Migraineuse makes a lot of sense, huh? Young women are fair game for predatory men.

Homosexual men are still considered deviants, whereas straight men who have sex with underage girls are just lucky so and sos..

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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 3:51pm.
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There was a recent news story in my area about a well known swim coach who had an affair with one of his pupils, she was like 13 or 14 when it started. Dude was so trusted he could stay at her home, presumably before meets, and would sneak into her room to have sex with her.

The parents finally found out about it and eventually got paid off with the condition to keep quiet.

The guy went on to become a much respected coach nationally in the swim world. The pupil, now in her early forties, revealed the affair and now the coach is experiencing the ramifications, rightfully so.

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The Curl Burke guy? that's some sick stuff and I'm glad that sicko is paying for what he did.

I was a competitive swimmer meself and I remember hearing about this guy and his ability to churn out Olympians like no other. Disgusting.

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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 4:46pm.
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Whams, I'm not wanting to get into an argument or change your mind about this issue but to me this seems like just another aspect of human nature, the middle aged person lusting after a willing (or unwilling) teenager. It's happened in history, it's happening today and will continue to happen.
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No argument bud just a debate..lol!...having said that I of course understand the human condition and the concept of lust Bam but that doesn't mean it's right to act upon it. This is obviously why we have rules to govern a civil society.

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Two words for this guy: CRACK HEAD

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 4:46pm.
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Whams, I'm not wanting to get into an argument or change your mind about this issue but to me this seems like just another aspect of human nature, the middle aged person lusting after a willing (or unwilling) teenager. It's happened in history, it's happening today and will continue to happen.

I know in my mid thirties there was a brief period where I dated 3 young women, ages 18, 20 and 21. The 21 yr old was the only one I actively pursued, the other two pursued me. To this day I can't explain it, I wasn't doing anything to encourage them other than being friendly with them.

I even confided to a friend about the 18 yr old, being concerned about the impropriety of it yet feeling drawn in by the girl. The friend said if I didn't do her she'd just go find somebody else, at least I wouldn't hurt her feelings (and I didn't.)

It's like the old folks used to say, these kids are fast, more so today than ever. Now at 54 I'm content to just look at a teenage girl but not long ago a pretty thing caught me gazing at her as she got on the bus one day. Know what she did? There were plenty of seats available on that bus and she chose one close enough for me to start a conversation with her if I were inclined to. Go figure.

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So, I woke up and decided to have some coffee and browse the ridiculousness going on at Dlisted... now I shall have images of Elmo taking cumshots burned into my mind for the rest of eternity. Can't wait for the sex tape, muppet hands grabbing that big ol' knob LMAO. I'm sorry... I'm sorry (LOL!!) But what an image.

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Sheldon. He should sue the 'rents for that name! And STFU Sheldon.

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Who can I sue for icky sex I now regret from 20 years ago. You just burry that shut under lots of liquor and weed and hope you never run into that person again. The accuser is full of shit and still Elmo lost his good reputation thanks to this asshole. Asshole should keep the money and look into surgery how to space those eyes a bit further apart. Any closer and he would be a fucking cyclops.

LEAVE ELMO ALONE

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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 3:51pm.
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There was a recent news story in my area about a well known swim coach who had an affair with one of his pupils, she was like 13 or 14 when it started. Dude was so trusted he could stay at her home, presumably before meets, and would sneak into her room to have sex with her.

The parents finally found out about it and eventually got paid off with the condition to keep quiet.

The guy went on to become a much respected coach nationally in the swim world. The pupil, now in her early forties, revealed the affair and now the coach is experiencing the ramifications, rightfully so.

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There was a cheerleader who was having an affair with the coach. It all came out during summer after she graduated. She was a very pretty girl and he was in his late thirties and was fat and average looking. *shudder*

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Remember the piece of shit who pulled the tail of the guy in the Tigger costume and then sued for injury and mental anguish because he had on videotape Tigger giving him a little shove? Anyway. Hope he's dead.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 4:33pm.
mharker, agreed. Doug and Courtney are glamourised, and paid for appearances, but "Elmo is a skeeze" - for no reason other than this is a homosexual relationship. He's suddenly a "kiddie fiddler".

Well, his accuser has a criminal background, by the way, and is a known hustler. He's just seen the attention this crap has got and realised there may be more money in it for him. It doesn't even matter what happened anymore since his word isn't worth shit.
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Make up your damn mind already!

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 3:51pm.

I know someone who just settled her claim for adult consensual sex with her boss for $150k--without even suing. She didn't lose her job; she didn't break down. She just thought, in retrospect, that it was icky.

Uh, that seems kind of messed up. It was consensual, she was totally fine when it happened. Then later she thought the situation was weird because it was her boss and it was icky so she's entitled to money? From what I hear a lot people have regrets about who they've been with, doesn't entitle them to money, just embarrassment.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 4:33pm.
mharker, agreed. Doug and Courtney are glamourised, and paid for appearances,
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Sorry Luc, you know I love BUT..:) I have to disagree with you on this one.

As far as I know and have seen Doug has been called a diddler from day one, has been laughed and call out as such by every single person that puts pen to paper when writing about him. I have never heard Doug or Courtney be called anything but disgusting and part of the reason America is going to hell in a hand basket.

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Woah, that hustler-dude looks freaky in this banner pic. He looks like a heavily tweaked-out east hollywood gang-banger caught on camera mid second-arrest, NOT a good look there homie. Damn.

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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 3:54pm.
Fuck this. Kevin Clash is gonna get the side eye for the rest of his days because of this no account little shit. If this kid fucked Clash when he was a teenager it's a good bet Clash wasn't his only sexual encounter with an older man IMO.

And it's a good bet he won't make $125,000 in one pop in his entire life either so he oughtta be grateful he got it and try to do something with his life other than being a shakedown whore.

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I came to say this. Sorry ass trick. Thanks bambam, there's a reason his lawyer dropped him like he was hot people, think about it.

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Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 3:38pm.

@ Whamo - I actually think it's true, however, the kid was already a hustler at 16, not some innocent babe in the woods. Still doesn't make it right though.
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I don't doubt for a second this kid isn't a Hustler nor do I think he was a babe in the woods BUT even if the kid came ON to you, you don't take him up on it and start fucking around with him ESPECIALLY when you're working with children and you KNOW one whiff of an indiscretion can sink your career. I mean your working on Sesame Street for Pete's sake, you don't shit where you sleep period. I say this because IMO I truly think he was fucking around with this kid at 16...JMO anyway.

I'm not saying you are Anno...BUT..I'd be very interested to see if the how many people would be defending Clash if this were a 16 year old girl.
Would as many people be as apt to say oh no
Clash waited till she was 18!?

The bottom line is Clash fell for it and because of that he going to have to pay a lot more than a mere 125K

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I forgot the main Sesame Street homie Big Bird, Big Bird is gonna give that cross eyes hustler a serious beat down...you mess with Elmo you mess with ALL OF US!!!

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ugh, 16 or not, I just imagine sexy times with a cross eyed person would be so weird..and yes this freak (not Elmo) but the young "stud" is so weird looking, maybe he is o.k. from the back but eventually you have to see the front...one time I ordered food from a severly cross eyed man, and I swear I had no idea if he was looking at me or someone else....but he was a sweetheart, this kid is just gross and all his revelations are going to back fire on him..you don't fuck with Elmo...he better watch his back cause the Sesame Street Gang ain't no joke, just wait til Cookie Monster, Janis, the the guy who lives in the garbage can (forget his name)...Miss Piggy and Kermit get a hold of him...his azz is grass!!

Fuck this dude. Kevin Clash is ruined. This guy is as heartless and greedy as they come.

Liar.

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 3:54pm.

Stunt Queen should run away while he has his kneecaps. Sesame Street don't play. Big Bird can and will shank a bitch. His people all ready ratted him out. He's not a victim.
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What'll happen is Bert and Ernie will befriend him and invite him over for a threesome. When he gets there he'll a get beat down by Big Bird and the Sesame Street crew while The Count counts out every punch like a wrestling fan.

Then they'll get Snuffleupagus to dump him in the alley where Oscar the Grouch lives. Oscar will ask him if he knows what he does with garbage before going all mideval on him.

He won't ever ask how to get to Sesame Street again.

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mharker, agreed. Doug and Courtney are glamourised, and paid for appearances, but "Elmo is a skeeze" - for no reason other than this is a homosexual relationship. He's suddenly a "kiddie fiddler".

Well, his accuser has a criminal background, by the way, and is a known hustler. He's just seen the attention this crap has got and realised there may be more money in it for him. It doesn't even matter what happened anymore since his word isn't worth shit.

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There's a word for someone who can't get their story straight: LIAR.

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Who knows what happened and who cares. It seems strange to me that you can drive a car in America at 16 but you can't drink or fuck.
Kid is a hustler and a greedy one at that, he obviously wants more cash what is he trying to prove?

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Sorry - I don't buy it. And if it did happen and you were actually damaged by it you would just seek justice...not CASH because you know that wouldn't do shit.