The Dude Who Tried To Destroy Elmo Was Lying About Lying
Sheldon Stephens, the wannabe model and alleged con artist who tried to permanently mute Elmo's voice, wants to give back the $125,000 he was paid to say he was lying about bumping bare nipples with Kevin Clash when he was only 16. Just a few days after TMZ broke the story that Sheldon accused Kevin of illegally sexing him, he played the J/K! card and took it all back. But now Sheldon wants to take back the J/K! card he played.
A source (aka Sheldon himself) tells TMZ that he is looking for a new lawyer to help him undo the agreement he made with Kevin Clash. Sheldon claims that during the settlement negotiations, Big Bird and Count Von Count held a shank to his face and threatened to cut him up if he didn't sign that shit. Sheldon says that he was pressured into making a deal with Kevin. Elmo passed Sheldon a cashiers check for $125,000 right after he agreed to this:
"Stephens agrees that immediately upon execution of this Agreement, his counsel, Andreozzi & Associates, P.C., shall release the [following] statement ... 'He [Stephens] wants it to be known that his sexual relationship with Mr. Clash was an adult consensual relationship.'"
Sheldon's law firm dumped him right after a deal with Kevin was made.
Sheldon, who is 23 now, is willing to give back the money to wipe away the title "MUPPET-HATING LIE-TELLER" from his resume. Sheldon wants the world to know that he was telling the truth the first time and he was only 16 when he got tickled by Elmo.
I don't know what to believe. Sheldon could be a gold digging grifter who is trying to shake more cash out of Elmo, or he could be telling the truth, or both! I have a feeling this is going to get messier, so we should all brace ourselves for all the details about Elmo's sex life that will leak, like whether he's a top or a bottom. (SPOILER ALERT: Elmo's a sloppy, bossy bottom. I learned that fact when I made the mistake of opening up Grindr while taking a walk near Sesame Street.)
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The Elmo guy might be a relatively cute, older man but DAT NOSE! DAMN, GINA!
This is my signature.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 3:51pm.
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There was a recent news story in my area about a well known swim coach who had an affair with one of his pupils, she was like 13 or 14 when it started. Dude was so trusted he could stay at her home, presumably before meets, and would sneak into her room to have sex with her.
The parents finally found out about it and eventually got paid off with the condition to keep quiet.
The guy went on to become a much respected coach nationally in the swim world. The pupil, now in her early forties, revealed the affair and now the coach is experiencing the ramifications, rightfully so.
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
Dude go sit down somewhere. You too stupid to play the game.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I missed this entire story, but the guy on the left looks like Chris Brown's protege so that automatically makes him an asshole.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
NOW I don't believe that grifter..What I believe happened is when the lawyers took a cut of his 125K he cried like a little bitch.
Golddigger fail!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by annobanano: "If it did happen, he blew it - nobody's going to believe a fucking thing he says."
Exactly.
This kid is like a Lindsay Lohan. Thieving, cheating liar.
The people who get involved with them are either trying to help them or take advantage of them. Either way, they get BURNED.
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THIS.
ONE! One lying lie-teller! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
His credibility is in the trash can. How can anyone believe anything now??
@ Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 3:51pm.
If I got money for every time I did something "icky"................
Fuck this. Kevin Clash is gonna get the side eye for the rest of his days because of this no account little shit. If this kid fucked Clash when he was a teenager it's a good bet Clash wasn't his only sexual encounter with an older man IMO.
And it's a good bet he won't make $125,000 in one pop in his entire life either so he oughtta be grateful he got it and try to do something with his life other than being a shakedown whore.
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
Stunt Queen should run away while he has his kneecaps. Sesame Street don't play. Big Bird can and will shank a bitch. His people all ready ratted him out. He's not a victim.
The minute you recant, it's over. idk whether I believe him or not but he needs to at least get his damn story straight.
If this were a young woman and an older man who wasn't involved with a children's show, no one would give a shit.
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He probably was 16 at the time, but he got his say and chose to sell his soul. Let's just hope that the police keep tabs on Kevin Clash, because those who like 'em young are not likely to switch M.O.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
If his claim is true (I'd guess it is), it's worth a lot more than $125k. But he's going to have to endure a lot to get it.
I know someone who just settled her claim for adult consensual sex with her boss for $150k--without even suing. She didn't lose her job; she didn't break down. She just thought, in retrospect, that it was icky.
it ain't easy, being a teenaged ho. that photo is like he's trying to be sexy while the cops yell at him to put his hands up.
nobody's ever going to respect Kevin Clash now, knowing he fucks on young boys. sixteen, eighteen, twenty-three - you are still a down-low kiddie diddler. you wasted our $125 grand. shoulda paid up front for some therapy.
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God don't like ugly.
LEAVE ELMO ALONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Your 15 minutes expired about a week ago Sheldon. Time to move along now.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
WTF is this sheldon dude a craig's list whore or am I just giving him the mental side eye for no reason?
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
PS - I could have lived a long happy life without ever laying eyes on the face behind Elmo's voice.
I think he's lying about lying about lying!
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
*waits for the Elmo sex tape*
@ Whamo - I actually think it's true, however, the kid was already a hustler at 16, not some innocent babe in the woods. Still doesn't make it right though.
Submitted by annobanano: "If it did happen, he blew it - nobody's going to believe a fucking thing he says."
Exactly.
This kid is like a Lindsay Lohan. Thieving, cheating liar.
The people who get involved with them are either trying to help them or take advantage of them. Either way, they get BURNED.
Submitted by princesspoppy on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 3:35pm.
How is one a sloppy bottom?
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honey I've got some video I can send you
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Lucy, words of wisdom.
He now realizes in the grand scheme of things $125,000 is NOTHING and he's can get WAY more. JMO but I totally believe this guy was fucked on at 16 and I totally believe $125.000 isn't enough and I totally believe like Jerry Sandusky (sp) people on SS at the very least suspected something in Elmo's milk weren't clean. JMO
How is one a sloppy bottom?
The fact that members of his own family came forward to rat this bitch out about his lie-telling and trifling ways, evidence of him swindling bitches in the past, THEN He recanted everything with Clash because he knew he was full of shit in the first place, and it was a way to get cash. There's no way he's gonna win anything now. I believe he's full of shit, he's lucky he got what he got in the first place.
If you're gonna be golddigger, don't be a stupid golddigger.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
If it did happen, he blew it - nobody's going to believe a fucking thing he says.
Go away.