Open Post: Hosted By Miss Jordana Catalano
Jennifer Lawrence, Rooney Mara, Blake Lively, Amanda Seyfried, ScarJo and every other young actress can all turn in their resignation letters to Hollywood, because Miss Jared Leto is here to take all of their roles and if he wanted to, he could take their men too. Jared Leto is still dragging it up to shoot The Dallas Buyers Club with Jennifer Garner and Matthew McConaughey in New Orleans, and by the looks of these pictures he's feeling it. You know he goes through the changes when he slips on a pair of satin dick-tucking panties.
The men all pause when Jared Leto walks into any room and I'm guess all the men are currently pausing, because why isn't one of them holding that umbrella for him? Every man should be fighting to hold that umbrella so Jared's brow putty doesn't melt in the sun.
And when I first saw this picture, I seriously thought it was a picture of Florence Welch from the CelebritiesWithoutEyebrows Tumblr.
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I'm growing a (very short) beard, folks!
@ Doooooggggieee.. I knew I was in a no win with this one, lol, of course you're not an after thought it's just... I mean...well... Ms Fury said a hello first and I wanted to say hi to you as well but you know some one had to be first that's all.
You know I lurves ya both :) :D
*scratches head and wonders how multiple wife dudes work around these things*
*gives doggies bum a feel too*
Ba-Buttons, that's excellent advice!
@IrishF, have a wonderful trip, fellow Whore/Slore! ;p
*waves good evening about the room!*
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Take me with you IF!!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 9:17pm.
*pats MS Fury's bums ducks head shot from one of Doggie's many guns*
Hello Dooooogggggiiieeee:P :)
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What am I, an after thought? You think you can mack on that Irish Hoor and think I won't notice. Oh hell NO!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 8:17pm.
Hi Whores/Slores and Bored Fat Housewives-
I've been busy as all hell but am off to the Emerald Isle tomorrow for a full week. Fam, friends, vino, chatting, pub culture.
Happy TG to all , back mid next week.
MUAH! (ass pinch to Whamish)
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Hey Ms Fury darling, I'm jealous of your trip home, you have yourself a wonderful time. What part of Isle are you from?
On another note...I'm watching Corny Street and WTF!! gay dude slept with Wendy(I think that's her name) but now he's all confused Bwahaaaaa!!!!
Now weird head ugly BF dude wants him to move to London. I haven't seen it in a while and am catching up but what is going on with that old Ken guy, he's up to something with the family that owns the Bistro And especially with the Bird Headed looking mom (Gail) of the son that owns the place, I don't know what's going on there do you?
*pats Ms Fury's bums ducks head shot from one of Doggie's many guns*
Hello Dooooogggggiiieeee:P :)
My bewbs are small, but you are welcome to stare at my tattoos. :P
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 9:00pm.
ITA, bigbendy. It really is like a (slightly dysfunctional) family here.
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Hey, I take issue with that. We are a totally dysfunctional family around here.
*ba-buttons cracks beer, farts, stares at Hotmami's bewbz*
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
ITA, bigbendy. It really is like a (slightly dysfunctional) family here.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Heyzeus that Tumblr makes everybody look like freaking klingons.
What happened to Miss Leto, didn't he say that he preferred being a"musician" over being an actor? Guess that career doesn't pay so well.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 8:47pm.
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Aw ba-buttons..who know underneath that hard exterior of yours was a sweetheart. That's what I love about the D. When the going gets tough, the sluts are supportive.
Submitted by AtomicCity on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:17pm.
UGH I have read a lot about that case. Animals - all of them. They just need to be drug out back and shot. Stop wasting tax payer money on them.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
bambam, I have two years left on my contract and I am getting out, for the exact reason you mentioned. I just can't do it anymore.
Between the family hardships and the wear and tear on my body and the constant stress...yeah. I'm done.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Hey Irish, you lovely hobag. Enjoy your holiday. Will he wee ones be joining you?
Is it legal for one parent to take a child across state line without the other parents consent! ?? Even if there is no divorce or custody agreement, there HAS to be something in State laws about it. Here in Wa I wouldn't be able to take my daughter out of the state until I had given him 30 days notice.
@Hekki
I feel for you!!! I'm here in the PNW and my inlaws are in Ok. Just. The. Way. I. Like. It. =)
I'd kill my MIL if I had to see her more than once every 5-10 yrs. 3-4 times seeing her in the almost 20 yrs we've been married is about 2-3 times too many, thank you very much!!! =p
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Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:14pm.
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Hey Hotmami, as a former military man myself I would like to offer some advice.
Get out of the military.
Get a civilian job. Your service will open all sorts of doors and just from the D we all know how bright and articulate you are. I have little doubt that you would find a job that would match the pay and benefits you receive from the military. Hell, come to Canada and I'll hire you.
The military never will be a good place to raise a family, despite how many families dwell within it. Service mars any chance of normalcy or routine for kids. The seperation is more than any marriage should need to bear.
More than once I had to label one of my men an 'administrative burden'. Family matters - both emotional and financial - were such that it compromised the quality of that soldiers service and the level of their commitment. I hated to do it but, as you well know, the mission and it's objectives are always the priority.
I made the sacrifice and did not have a family during my service. The benefit was that I was able to operate at the very highest level the military had to offer and strode the world as a giant for a while.
The cost? Not having a family like yours. I'm 40 years old and the prospects of me ever having kids is dwindling rapidly. That's okay, I knew the consequences of my life choices before I made them. Don't lose your chance at family by trying to juggle them and a career (not a career - a LIFESTYLE) like the military whose culture will only punish you for trying to have a normal life.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Hi Mike!
*wags tail*
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 8:14pm.
Will you be spending Xmas with them as well? If so, put your foot down and say one holiday with them and one holiday alone.
Doggie! You fully recovered from the storms?
Hekki, PLEASE don't tell me that they make you sit at the kiddie table. Have you talked to your husband about you guys hosting dinner?
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Hi Whores/Slores and Bored Fat Housewives-
I've been busy as all hell but am off to the Emerald Isle tomorrow for a full week. Fam, friends, vino, chatting, pub culture.
Happy TG to all , back mid next week.
MUAH! (ass pinch to Whamish)
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Dark-sided!
Good eeeeeeevening.
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Super late to the walking dead discussion, but yes, Andrea's taste in men sucks! On one hand, I can't imagine how horny you may be if your days were that tedious. On the other hand, the Governor is fucked up! On ew.com, the creator/director was saying that we, the audience sees how fucked up he is, but Andrea doesn't. Still...michonne warned her!
Can't wait for Michonne to team up with Rick!
Ugh. Spending long weekend with inlaws. SHOOT ME.
I know I'm supposed to be grateful but I'm feeling hateful. Every goddamn holiday. Every single one. I can't ever have my own holiday traditions because it's never just us. It's always HIS family and what THEY want to do. I'm getting fed up.
I'm 41 years old with three kids of my own and would like to preside over my own goddamn dinner table for a holiday for once. And I swear before Satan if I get stuck at the kiddie table, I will make a big fuming fireball of a scene.
http://www.examiner.com/article/trick-or-treaters-got-cocaine-kids-get-m...
mmmmmm cocaine laced candy corn
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
He is absolute cunt in those pictures.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Hey Hotmami, what can I say? I'm an old fashioned type of guy, lols!
http://articles.projectorpeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Old-Cell-...
That's great of you to volunteer, it's food for your soul and ya still got us around.
@ME,
All I got to say is bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, nom nom nom nom. Peanut butter nipples, anyone? ;P
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My eskimo brother Jared makes a rather striking woman!
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 7:02pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:57pm.
Excuse me bambam, you did not comment on my link I provided you.
*ahem*
*crosses arms and taps foot*
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Well that's because I DIDN'T SEE IT until you mentioned it. It's your damn fault anyway, I was imagining how much your boobs jiggle while you're typing. lols
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WTF with people and my boobs today!?!?
First my gyno's asst. asked me if I had a boob job. Then my gyno told me I had nice soft breasts. (it's ok, he's been my dr. for 15 yrs, it wasn't in a pervy way) his way of telling me no suspicious lumps, now you assuming I sit here bouncing up and down while I type like the cymbal clapping monkey.
PFFFFFFFFFFFT!
*bounces up and down*
Hellllloooo
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:57pm.
Excuse me bambam, you did not comment on my link I provided you.
*ahem*
*crosses arms and taps foot*
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Well that's because I DIDN'T SEE IT until you mentioned it. It's your damn fault anyway, I was imagining how much your boobs jiggle while you're typing. lols
ETA: Yesss, that's exactly the scene I was thinking about when I posted that comment!!
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
That's a pretty big cell phone, bambam! :P
I am going to volunteer at a homeless shelter at the beginning of next month. I'm excited for it. It'll be nice to do something meaningful.
GG, here's some lemonade. Do with it what you will. :)
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
I want to pee on your ex, Hotmami.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Excuse me bambam, you did not comment on my link I provided you.
*ahem*
*crosses arms and taps foot*
Hotmail, if you are primary financial parent you should have some say in at least visitation. Check it out, please. I truely do feel for you
Why do I get the feeling that Mr. Catalano has done this before...many times? This just looks FAR too natural.
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:21pm.
Atomic, that is awful. Suuure, she didn't hear a thing.
M.E., just having a really tough go of it lately. I've been on the verge of tears all day, and people at work keep asking me why I'm grumpy. Not grumpy, bitches. Depressed and stressed. *pours alcohol*
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Awww, so sorry you're having a bad moment Hotmami, just remember it's only a moment. You'll get thru it and get back on course, I know you will.
This ain't a good time of year with all the emphasis on families being together. I felt a twinge of that melancholy myself yesterday and decided to do some volunteering over the holidays, thinking if things ain't good in my life
right now maybe I can do something to help somebody else who's in a tough spot.
So here's a big, long dlisted bear hug to help you feel better. And pay no attention to that bump you feel, it's just my cell phone. ;)
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I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
BB, I think there are some pro bono attorneys in my area. My thing is, being military (deploying next year), they will not be apt to side with me as far as physical custody, given the unstable military lifestyle, and the length of time we have been seperated. His fathet has been his caregivers since 2008. Not financiallt, though.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
he can walk in heels? on a rock pebbles? yeah sure...he has never done that before this movie. WHATEVERS!
i know bitches who have had to undergo training to wear heels that thin and they still cant walk gracefully on a bed rock of pebbles.
but jared can.
fierce bitch.
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:30pm.
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Have you seen an attorney about this? Some good ones actually do pro bono in family law. It is not right for a mother to be separated from her child.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:31pm.
Bigbendy - That is what I thought, but never before did you ever see one zombie eat an entire body. *shrugs* but I guess that is why his belly was so damn big. Fucking glutton!
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M.E., yeah I think he may have been The Fat Bastard of the zombies........Get in my belly! Haha gross.
Im sorry Hotmami. That really is a lot for a person to take. Wish that I could do SOMETHING. But from my end of the monitor all I can do is send you my good thoughts and pray for the universe to cut you some slack.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Bigbendy - That is what I thought, but never before did you ever see one zombie eat an entire body. *shrugs* but I guess that is why his belly was so damn big. Fucking glutton!
Hotmami: Sending you a big fat hug. It's gonna be all right.
Oh, you have my sympathy about the money problems! Suck it up and go to the financial assistance people. I KNOW how bad it sucks, but you're not gonna let them get to the You in you, okay? And if they're dicks to you, you're gonna come here and tell us every detail of it so we can curse them.
And your kid knows how much you love him. I can't imagine how hard it is to be separated from your child, but they KNOW. His father is being a cock and it WILL come back to haunt him. I promise.
Today's thought: Gangnam Style is today's Macarena. Can't wait for it to GO THE FUCK AWAY!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Bigbendy, my son is 5. He lives with my ex right now. Well, we are unofficially seperated and gave been for four years because I'm a broke bitch. They are supposed to be living in CA, but ex moved to HI, and didn't tell me until after they were already there.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
So sorry Hotmami - big, big hugs
Someone just out-Rooneyed Rooney.
Sorry Hotmami ♥ I can't imagine not being able to see my kids. xoxoxoxo
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 6:24pm.
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Hotmami, if you don't mind my asking,how old is your son?