Night Crumbs
January Jones dyed her hair brown and she might've done it to get us all talking about something other than how her baby is look really Vaughn-ish in the face - Celebitchy
Johnny Depp looks like a human version of a Santa Fe gift shop for tourists, but what else is new? - Lainey Gossip
Jessica Biel wants Justin Timberlake to direct her in a movie....... - The Superficial
How dare that Vida Guerra wear the same Halloween costume as you - Hollywood Tuna
There's nothing sexy about that funeral wreath on homegirl's back - Drunken Stepfather
Russell Brand interviews two Westboro Baptist crazies who look like the kind of kinky pigs you'd see trolling the troughs at a gay leather bar - Towleroad
The Hollywood Reporter's award-winning ladies issue is missing Lindsay Lohan, because she's obviously going to win an Oscar for Best Actress Who Would've Won Best Actress If Her TV Movie Came Out On The Big Screen - The Berry
Miley Cyrus wishes she looked as glamorous as Susan Powter - ICYDK
Did Jennifer Lawrence's hairline jump back a few inches? - Popoholic
I see Cha-Ka from Land of the Lost got gender reassignment surgery and is now humping on fellow cave ho Ochocinco - Crunk + Disorderly
Is Megan Fox in geisha make-up? - Popsugar
I'm just going to go ahead and assume that Charlize Theron's face burn is from rubbing up against the rug on Tom Hardy's face, ass, crotch or all of the above - Just Jared
But does The Hoff's house come with a cheeseburger? - Cityrag
I see Mia Michaels all over this (the performance and Pink's crotch) - OMG Blog
Someone actually asked Ashley Greene's opinion on something - Celebslam
Snooki Couture can also be used as a topical astringent for butt warts, right? - I'm Not Obsessed
Simon Cowell obviously isn't compensating for lack of moobs, so he must be compensating for lack of something else - Moe Jackson


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That kid looks like a Sudekis.
I just can't with Snooki or anything Jersey Short (typo stays). Those chicklets in her mouth - who told her they look good?
Pink's dance is amazing but the song is MEH - she needs Linda Perry back in her corner.
That baby has an old man face.
That baby is fucking ugly. I actually thought it was Alanis Morissette's for a minute. Maybe her husband is that kid's baby daddy too.
Do Trousersnake and Biel actually think anyone gives a damn about them? It's about three or four years too late for that.
Frosty Jones is a shit actress, so I can see why she popped out a rich man's baby and kept his identity secret.
Oh, Johnny Depp, please get over your silly midlife crisis. You are not Keef, no matter how you try. Nobody is Keef but Keef.
Hmm, Westboro Baptists vs. Russell Brand. That inspires so much hate in me that it might blow out my ears.
I doubt that Kristen Stewart being a lying cheating little famewhore will infringe on anyone's enjoyment of the movie. Anyone who doesn't give a shit about the stars' love lives won't care if she cheated, and the people who DO give a shit have been brainwashed into thinking RPattz took her back and they're all in love.
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Submitted by WendyNerd on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 1:26am.
I thought the technical aspects were pretty shitty too. Like when Wallis and Edward kiss… and the camera zooms straight up to the top of a palm tree. WTF? And Vadge is such a shit director that she actually managed to make Wallis' RUNNING look fake.
AND Vadge deliberately left out anything that might make Wallis or Edward look less than perfect. A friend of mine said that it was like a fanfic by a Wallis fangirl. For instance, Edward was a pretty vile racist.
And Wallis was NOT unable to have Edward's baby because of her demonized first husband, as Vadge suggests. She was in her early forties at the time, which was considered too old for a baby at the time; and she was infertile not because of Evil First Husband kicking her in the stomach, but because of a botched abortion from an extramarital AFFAIR.
At best it was totally mediocre, the sort of shit any hack could shovel out. At worst, it was blindingly bad (the whole "Wallis pulls up her skirts and does a sexy lesbian dance" scene).
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i love the fact that timberlake and his husband are trying to hard to famewhore and no one can give 2 sh*ts about their relationship.. someone send them the memo..
kid looks like paul rudd to me. im throwing his name in.
maybe it's bobby flay's lol... he looks a little ginger
That baby has very distinctive ears. So, who was she with who has ears like that? I don't even know who Matthew Vaughn or Tom Hardy are (sorry.) I know who Jason Sudeikis is, though. I googled those two guys and don't see it. Maybe they had their ears pinned back though.
I thought that was Maggie Siff for a second there..
Never got the 'Charlize is so hot hype'. i used to confuse her with January Jones.
Previously owned by John Goodman and purchased for his (reportedly homesick) 21 year old wife, New Orleans college student Annabeth Hartzog, the Hoff's house is actually in Encino. Perhaps that lovely fur-covered ottoman is actually a liquidation sale find from the set of "Encino Man"?
God, Hoff's house is hideous. What realtor in their right mind wouldn't remove those furnishings before putting it on the market. I know you can furnish an empty house to get it to sell (Trump's mausoleum in Palos Verdes) but what could be easier than removing everything instead. Rooms in coral and sky blue, that thing has to be in Florida.
Submitted by Aphid on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 1:21am.
Wendy Nerd, W was horrible! I can usually make it through virtually any period piece, if only for the clothes and cars, but I just couldn't get past the first 30 minutes.
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Oh, it was dull as all Hell. Definitely. But I'm talking technical stuff. You weren't going to see any "Birdemic" crap. Though that probably would have made it more enjoyable.
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Wendy Nerd, W was horrible! I can usually make it through virtually any period piece, if only for the clothes and cars, but I just couldn't get past the first 30 minutes.
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
I am so freaking sick of celebrities thinking that because they or one of their friends are good at one thing, that means they can do everything else. What, exactly, is the basis for which Jessica Biel feels Justin should direct, exactly? I doubt he could direct traffic.
"Oh! I've put out a hit movie! Therefore I'm a FASHION DESIGNER! I'm a popular singer. I SHOULD DIRECT MOVIES!"
Meanwhile there are countless people out there trying to break into fashion/film making/writing.
Like these people don't have enough money. These Hollywood egos are really getting out of control.
I saw Madonna's movie W.E. And it was... Okay. It had nothing. It had all the stuff film students check off... the lighting was decent, and the scenery, the shots were framed right. But there was nothing really interesting or gripping about it.
"BUT I'M MULTI TALENTED." No, sorry, you're not. Or your other talents still don't measure up to the people who infinitely better at your latest cash-in/hobby who are struggling to get anyone to give them a chance. But go ahead. Spend a ton of money that could have gone to a promising young film maker with actual vision on a vanity project. It's not like they need to eat.
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Submitted by Orangina on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 9:31pm.
Pink deserves a lot of credit for doing what she does. Her dance partner can handle it. The woman is in peak fitness. She can dance AND sing.
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God don't like ugly.
her baby looks like an old man already.
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Wow, Vida's body is ridiculous.
It's always weird to me when mothers are super thin and their babies are chunky. Obviously it's natural that babies normally be butterballs with plenty of fat rolls on their legs and arms but the juxtaposition to a lean mother is odd.
Sadly, a failed experiment for Brand but he owned those two hateful "abominations" - lol, from HELL! ;p
"Charlize Theron's face burn" - of course there's an all of the above option MK, hahaha
I liked Pink's performance.
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I totally agree with the peeps who said that that bebeh looks like Jason Sudekis.
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Thatt baby looks like either Matt Damon or Ben Affleck, both married. Just sayin'
I personally think that the baby is Matthew Vaughn's and I do think that he looks like him:
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And I always saw Xander's eyes as dark blue. So dark that they actually look brown until you're up close. (My daughter's eyes were dark blue but lightened as she got older.) I guess time will tell.
Here's the famous blind about Xander's dad:
"So, would you like to know who the father of January Jones' baby is? Well, he is married. (Vaughn) Oh, he is foreign born. (Vaughn) Has a best friend (Guy Ritchie) who was married to one of the biggest stars on the planet (Madonna). Our baby daddy has his own kids. (Vaughn) Oh, and he is married to a woman (Schiffer) who was with a guy who is a really, really big a-hole and would probably creep you out if he asked you out" (David Copperfield).
Submitted by Cookie-Slore on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 8:39pm.
Wasn't there a paper-thin blind item about a one night stand with an ex right after January's baby was born that all but confirmed it was Dumbass Kutcher's?
Here is that blind item:
http://www.celebitchy.com/188420/january_joness_baby_daddy_blind_item_as...
But some now say that its purpose was two-fold: 1) To throw many off the obvious guess that the baby is Matthew Vaughn's and 2) To cause the Kutcher/Moore marriage to finally implode. I had heard that some even believe that January was the source of that "bad blind".
Snot Cuntrag is what that abomination's "odor in a bottle" should be called.
Holy shit. I sincerely hope, for that male dancer's sake, that Pink doesn't do that dance on every stop of her tour. And I hope he gets paid alot to do that because he has to lift her a billion times and get thrown onto tables and the ground.
That baby did not take a good picture. However, he does look all boy.
Couture: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Fuxking moron. See also: diva, legion, amazing.
January's baby is unfortunate looking but not as brutal as the Dragon Tales twins. Those two are oooglay. And she looks bad with that hair color. As one of the few blondes in Hollywood who actually IS blonde, she doesn't look right with dark brown hair.
Johnny Depp has been wasting the hot for a loooooong time.
Someone else said that he looked like Tom Hardy. Eh it's to soon for me to make a guess. Babies change quite a bit.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 7:42pm.
I think that baby's lacking in the cuteness dept.
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But not the derp dept!
Rande, lol!
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Her baby looks like he's saying "Heh."
LaChaylo: if there's one perfume that is couture, it is definitely Electric Youth!
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Mefunigirl, she was like that in the X-men movie. She looked like she was constantly sucking on a lemon! Doesnt that bitch ever smile?
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If that kid is making grilled jerk-rubbed chicken before he's two, we'll know who the daddy is then.
That kid is fug but he'll grow out of it (hopefully). Doesn't look too thrilled hanging with the frosty bitch, does he?
Johnny Depp is a poser suffering from severe middle age crisis. He looks the fool with all his accessories and that stupid hat. I wonder how long it takes him to put his little outfits together every day? Oh and put his makeup on. Only Keith Richards gets away with this shit because he is and always has been the epitome of cool.
Snooki did NOT just use the colors of the classic fragrance Electric Youth for her eau de Oompa Loompa!!!
There is onle one!! http://cdn2.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/electric-youth-perfum...
Yikes! @ Snooki's perfume bottle. And not only can't a perfume be couture, nothing that Snooki can even touch will ever be couture!
Maybe she misspelled croutons?
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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GG, in the show she has a real classic grace kelly look to her, perfect for that time period. but I agree, outside of that era she's not much to look at, and her sourness makes it even more so.
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January's kid is not that cute. : /
I have a cousin who's sons look a lot like him. : D
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Wasn't there a paper-thin blind item about a one night stand with an ex right after January's baby was born that all but confirmed it was Dumbass Kutcher's?
I want to know who Johnny's fabulously dressed friend is, and why they look like they're headed to a rain dance demo put on at a county fair.
Sally Field looks AMAZING in that Oscar roundtable shoot. AMAZING.
If those two beings Brand interviewed are going to heaven then I am glad I am not headed that way. Holy Fucking Hatemongers.
Someone give Johnny a power wash stat! And burn his wardrobe...
He looked A LOT cleaner as Jack Sparrow.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I was looking for something to watch on tv and ran into Love Actually. There was a bit were some actresses had to play bimbos - and one of them was a pre-Mad Men January. She really isnt much to look at. Why all the hype?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Get that babeh a beer!
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Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 7:49pm.
I'm tired of the overuse of the word 'couture' by people who have no sense of what the word means.
That really irritates me too.