Coming Soon (Maybe): Emma Stone's Sex Tape
Emma Stone has always been a non-sexual being to me, like a Care Bear or Gary Busey, and I would've guessed that her idea of a hot night with her piece is playing Mad Libs while eating rainbow popcorn, but I'm wrong. Apparently, Emma Stone does bump wet parts with dudes and she once bumped wet parts with a dude while a camera was aimed at them. That's what Radar says anyway.
Before Easy A and Superbad, 24-year-old Emma did sex with a dude on camera and he's still got the tape in his hands. Some source says that he hasn't tried to sell the tape to the highest bidder yet, but the more famous she gets, the more money the tape is worth. The source went on to say this shit: "She made it long before she started dating Andrew Garfield, and before she really became a household name. She was just young and probably thought nothing would ever come of it."
Superbad came out in 2007 when Emma was 19, so dude could have a piece of child porn in his hands. If that's the case, Sesame Workshop would like to talk to his ass about buying it, because they can pair it with their new movie Elmo Pops In.
I was about to say that I'd only watch an Emma Stone sex tape if Andrew Garfield's ass is in it, but then I looked at a current day picture of him and I changed my mind. That sex tape would look like a skinny Wolverine wrestling with a laughing ghost. You know, when I put it that way, it actually sounds kind of hot.
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I just saw the real Emma Stone sex tape on sextapez.net! Definitely a must-see for any Emma Stone fans out there ;)
I finally found Emma Stone sex tape on this site
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I finally found Emma Stone sex tape on this site
http://allcelebs4u.com/emma-stone-sex-tape
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Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 9:51pm.
...and somewhere right now Lindsay "wtf is Emma Stone" Lohan is dancing a jig with glee.
http://perezhilton.com/2012-10-23-lindsay-lohan-mysterious-tweet-wtf-is-...
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That was a fake tweet someone made on tumblr.
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Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 6:41pm.
I always get her mixed up with Ricky Shroder.
hahaha
"Gary Busy." LOL!!!!!!!!!! I didn't know that Emma Stone had become a household name?!?! I'm sure she just lies there and squints during the act, so the tape is probably a huge bore.
...and somewhere right now Lindsay "wtf is Emma Stone" Lohan is dancing a jig with glee.
http://perezhilton.com/2012-10-23-lindsay-lohan-mysterious-tweet-wtf-is-...
That's the perfect picture to accompany this story because I imagine her bj face is the same mixture of pain, confusion and elation all at the same time although hopefully a more minimal amount of teeth.
andrew garfield in spider man was abit boring.
like not enough shirtless scenes, but i guess cuz he is soo skinny, they didnt wanna show a bony ass guy shirtless cuz peter parker is supposed to have muscles... awwwwwwwwwww
please please please gimme gimme gimme
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There are a few Hollywood types I wouldn't mind seeing doing the deed on film. She isn't one of them.
Those may just be the four most beautiful words in the English language: Emma Stone Sex Tape. The clouds part, sun shines down & choirs of angels sing to the heavens. Screw shopping the tape around, upload it to usenet today & let the internet do the distribution for you. Pretty please?
I always get her mixed up with Ricky Shroder.
I even love her deep voice!
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I think Emma Stone is funny, attractive and a great actress and yes I would.
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her "sexy" face is so awkward looking
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Now she's a dumb bitch, too. When WILL these dumb bitches learn?
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Well now we know what to get Mike for Christmas.
Any young actor/actress stupid enough to make a sex tape and not destroy it immediately deserves all the embarrassment it causes and more. I'll never ever understand the why people do this and then get embarrassed by it when it comes out.
As for this one, I find her very boring and extremely mediocre-looking. She has the teeniest mouth and chin, and absolutely no sex appeal whatsoever. And so pale she's almost translucent. She's an okay actress, better than Kristen Stewart (which ain't saying much, I know...)
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
Awww, I like her - she's funny as shit.
Said it before and I'll say it again - Thank Christ I'm old and there are NO tapes of my sessy times.
I find her boring and would not find her any more interesting if I saw her chocha.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
There's something terribly asexual about her. Or maybe I'm not her target audience. I dunno.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 4:20pm.
Jim Carrey is LOSING. HIS. SHIT. over this story, I am sure.
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well he's in it so he better be!
She better enjoy the attention she's getting now, because even though she doesn't bug me, she doesn't strike me as having staying power.
She'll be on Dancing with the Hasbeens 10-15 years from now because for whatever ungodly reason, that show does have staying power.
Jim Carrey is LOSING. HIS. SHIT. over this story, I am sure.
...yeesh I must be getting old...have no clue who this person is and have not one f*ck to give about it...
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This makes me feel bad. I mean, if this were some no-talent, fame-seeking brat like Kim Kardashian, I wouldn't care. But Emma Stone always seems like a nice, talented chick with a good head on her shoulders. She's never done anything to anybody and I really feel sorry for her. If it is true I feel sorry for her that something so intimate is being released, and if it's not, I feel sorry that someone would spread rumors like this. Sure, it was super dumb of her if she did make a tape, but as Michael K pointed out, she would have been super young at the time. It's pretty sad.
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I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
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umm would people really want to see this? i find her at a 2 on a 1-10 scale.. and then she talks.. her voice like a 90yr old smoker.. and she drops to a 1. If she had no teeth then i'd probably have to drop the 1.. but seriously.. no thanks.
I think her acting sucks..
I like Emma, but she's had a VERY lucky career. She basically has the career Lindsay Lohan would have had if Lindsay being raised by wolves instead of that crackhead grifter family of hers. Also, I've been watching Suburgatory lately and I gotta say Jane Levy is prettier and has better comedic timing than Emma but mostly she is like her clone.
AG looks like my friend luke after fuor days of not bathing. Not sexy
Unless you're being paid to act in a movie, never let anyone film you or film yourself having sex. No good can come of it. At best, it'll just prove embarrassing, not hot.
If you're dumb or foolhardy enough to violate that rule, at least make sure you immediately get the original and all copies.
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Don't worry about signing off and coming back later to an empty house. These people are here 24/7. Or at least a crowd of them are.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:33pm.
DANG! Thanks y'all! :)
Wait, it's tomorrow, and you're already collecting attention?
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CindyBman, I do not know. No desire to see myself doing it.
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Submitted by CindyBman on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:22pm.
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I loved The Jerk! The weird thing is Bernadette Peters doesn't look a whole hell of a lot different 30 years later!
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You recognized it! I'm downloading it right now to watch this weekend. I know, right about Bernadette Peters! And she looks good, not all tweaked (I'm sure she has been, but really good docs).
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DANG! Thanks y'all! :)
Ha, Whamster!
Cindy, that episode was great. I haven't watched SP for a long time now.
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Submitted by CindyBman on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:22pm.
Every time I post it seems everyone signs off.
This is me. But then I go to bed and come back next day and see that a bunch of people replied to me, and it just looks like I ignored them and then I start to feel bad.
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Thank you! Like, I have to leave for class in a couple minutes and now I am cringing because I made this big deal of no responses and I'm going to be signing off! Derp!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Cindybman, it's easy. Friends with kids! Also, facebook. I see/hear stuff on the daily that makes me cringe and clutch my pearls.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by CindyBman on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:22pm.
Every time I post it seems everyone signs off.
it just looks like I ignored them and then I start to feel bad.
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Sorry what was that, did you say something? :P
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by CindyBman on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:22pm.
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I loved The Jerk! The weird thing is Bernadette Peters doesn't look a whole hell of a lot different 30 years later!
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You recognized it! I'm downloading it right now to watch this weekend. I know, right about Bernadette Peters! And she looks good, not all tweaked (I'm sure she has been, but really good docs).
Happy Birthday El Bastardo! Enjoy the day tomorrow! ;D
I think they're kinda cute together and he's a little hottie. hehehe
"If that's the case, Sesame Workshop would like to talk to his ass about buying it, because they can pair it with their new movie Elmo Pops In." - *dies*
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:20pm.
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Happy Bday my man LET'S GET PISSED!