Dr. Blossom Is Getting A Divorce
Six LeMeure's best friend Blossom (professional name: Dr. Mayim Bialik) and her husband of almost 10 years Michael Stone said today that their marriage will lie down in a shallow grave right next to Joey Lawrence's career. Mayim announced the news on her blog and said that her marriage ending had nothing to do with the fact that she never boned her husband in their bed and slept with their two kids on two futons on the living room floor every night.
After much consideration and soul-searching, Michael and I have arrived at the decision to divorce due to “Irreconcilable Differences.”
Divorce is terribly sad, painful and incomprehensible for children. It is not something we have decided lightly.
The hands-on style of parenting we practice played no role in the changes that led to this decision; relationships are complicated no matter what style of parenting you choose.
The main priority for us now is to make the transition to two loving homes as smooth and painless as possible. Our sons deserve parents committed to their growth and health and that’s what we are focusing on. Our privacy has always been important and is even more so now, and we thank you in advance for respecting it as we negotiate this new terrain.
We will be ok.
Well, at least this means Blossom gets more futon space and her 3-year-old son Fred gets more TITTY TIME!
(Thanks, Angela!)
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She probably just found out that for thousands of years people haven't been getting married for love reasons. Since humans survived, and evolved naturally without romantic love she is now choosing to live without that as well. In addition to vaccines, all animal products, schools, and probably deodorant.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 10:10pm.
oh my god, the hate! sheesh!
y'all act like this woman owes you money!!
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Bitch DOES owe me money. Compensation for the time that I watched BOTH of her SHIT shows because retarded tweeners and then self-righteous intellectuals made me. I charge $25 an hour. Pay up, you annoying piece of shit.
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Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 6:49pm.
I don't understand why she felt the need to issue a statement nor why the statement included something about their parenting style.
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She mentioned it because she has a following as a parenting writer. I haven't read her parenting book, but I have read a few of the articles she's written. They have a very unusual style of living and parenting, sleeping on mattresses on the floor and trying not to own much. A lot of people follow her as a parenting expert, so I certainly understand why she released the announcement the way she did.
I do remember that when she was on What Not to Wear, she mentioned that her makeover might "help her marriage." I also remember one of her articles talking about how her family doesn't like him and his family doesn't like her. I actually wondered if it wouldn't end at some point because of these hinted-at problems.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 10:55pm.
fashion is a stupid waste of money and the only people who care about it are trying to make a profit off of shaming other people into buying shit.
No, they just don't want to walk around all day dressed like fucking slobs.
Way to go with the "attachment parenting!"
Can't imagine why he'd want out of a marriage with this ugly, pretentious, know-it-all witch.
"Maybe she learned that fashion is a stupid waste of money and the only people who care about it are trying to make a profit off of shaming other people into buying shit. "
So I take it you're wearing a burlap sack at the moment?
Come on. There's nothing wrong w. dressing to flatter your shape. That doesn't mean you have to be a slave to fashion. If you've ever seen What Not to Wear, you'd know that they just have everyone wear blazers and jeans, anyway...not exactly "cutting edge" fashion.
As for Blossom...she seems to have an inflated sense of self. I've seen A-Listers w. much smaller "announcements"...and why mention her book? That's just weird.
I hope the dude find himself a nice neurotic free woman who will ride him like Seattle Slew on the homestretch of the Preakness IN A BED. She can go whine to her children that she's making co-dependent.
Now he can at least add dairy and meat to his diet, it might stop the over-eating he has obviously been doing.
Plant haters.
She's proof that no matter how many years you spend in school, and how many titles you can stick in front of your name..you can still be a naïve twat that raises kids with dependency issues. Idiot savant much?
And just for good measure: Vegans are cunts :)
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They certainly don't look like tofu eating healthy people both of them could lose a lot of weight and promote portion control
Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 6:49pm.
I don't understand why she felt the need to issue a statement nor why the statement included something about their parenting style. I can't remember the name of the movie, its only a few yrs old, but their "parenting style" reminds me of that Maya Rudolph, John Krasinski movie and Maggie Glyenhaal has the 'family bed' or whatever.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 1:59am.
Submitted by KA on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 11:53pm.
to tell you the truth, i buy organic produce or free range whenever i am given a choice, only cuz i dont want chemicals in my food. but i do poke fun at people who go to the extreme when they ask me if the my tofu is organic.
the last time i checked, tofu beans werent locked in a cage with other beans and were fed steroids and hormones.
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No, the soybeans that made that tofu are not locked in cages, but there's a good chance if they are not organic, they have been taken over by Monsanto, had the Round-Up ready gene and BT pesticide gene inserted into them so that they can now have massive amounts of glyphosate poured over them and produce their own pesticide from the inside out (no washing that off), moving on to become one of the largest GMO crops grown here in the US. Asking if Tofu is organic or made from non-GMO sourced beens isn't a silly question at all. If the BT kills the bugs that eat on the bean....what's it doing to us?
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 9:10pm.
i just think WHY? lol
one time i had some people over for dinner and they were like "oh we can't eat your tofu because we dont know that your tofu is not free range"
i was like WTF... its tofu, its made from beans, how can beans be free range?
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What they really wanted to know was whether or not your tofu beans were picked by unionized slaves in the U.S. or some third world country.
I bet you they needed fair traded coffee beans too.
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What a pair of slobs.
Televised, I'd believe that. PR would so love this to get even bigger. We're just poking fun. Have a Happy TG, if we don't see you later.
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if she has a book on a best seller list, that explains the press release.
once other people's salaries are depending on the book sales, PR people are going to want NOTHING to shorten the life span of that prize pony.
"blossom" probably hated the idea as much as everybody else does.
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Submitted by KA on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 11:53pm.
to tell you the truth, i buy organic produce or free range whenever i am given a choice, only cuz i dont want chemicals in my food. but i do poke fun at people who go to the extreme when they ask me if the my tofu is organic.
the last time i checked, tofu beans werent locked in a cage with other beans and were fed steroids and hormones.
Submitted by KA on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 11:53pm.
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I'm a longtime vegetarian and I will wholeheartedly agree that that behaviour is not only silly, but downright rude and self-obsessed. Bring your own tofurkey and a nice dessert for everyone to enjoy. That is what I always do. I don't expect everyone to conform to my personal life choices....especially since I am in the minority. How does this family member plan to get through the day surrounded by all "the murder" for fuck's sake?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 11/22/2012 - 12:01am.
Loopy, Blossom might enjoy that. Joey would too. He needs all the clientele he can get these days, an old friend is just the ticket. "tan winky dink wink" lol And give her a Joey Rugburn?
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joey can do a texas t-rex move on her. maybe even turn blossom lezzie.
Loopy, Blossom might enjoy that. Joey would too. He needs all the clientele he can get these days, an old friend is just the ticket. "tan winky dink wink" lol And give her a Joey Rugburn?
@KA, OMG! Murder food? *breathes deeply* This person should not be invited ever again. By all means, be conscientious but there's a limit.
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being concerned about where your food/clothing/beauty products/whatever comes from is cool. being a complete control freak over every aspect of your life is not. you can take the organic/vegan/locavore/whatever shit wayyyyy too far. TRUST. one of my family members who shall not be named (i will probably summon the devil if i mutter it) is not celebrating thanksgiving because she can't handle being in the same room as all of the "murder food". good. more murder food for me.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 11:41pm.
WWJLD? (What would Joey Lawrence do?) :P
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well joey lawrence is a stripper now, so he got moves like jagger. so he can put on a thong and shake his raspberries infront of blossom's face and then grind against her and then bend over infront of blossom and expose his tan winky dink wink to her.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 11:36pm.
i dont have hate for blossom :) i love that bitch cuz of her tv show.
but i do like to poke fun at her because she over shares everything about her lifestyle.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 11:27pm.
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Um, no thanks. I'm good. I've been to my share. All for being responsible but bitches please, this is meant to be enjoyable. lmao.
WWJLD? (What would Joey Lawrence do?) :P
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 11:21pm.
ohhh yeah, if you want to experience a dinner party like that, gimme a call. i know a dozen or so people who are like that, ive invited them over once and was the most stressful evening EVER.
i got a text message with the list of things, and they were like the russian KGB, interrogating me, where did this come from? is that farm chemical free? how did the process it?
I dont fucking know, just eat the food and get the fuck out of my house. fuck!
Everytime I see that picture, I think that's Gary Shirley.
joey lawrence should hook up with blossom now, so he can be brought back into relevance, for 15 minutes.
joey lawrence can use his chippendale male stripper skills to enter blossom's garden of eden.
Loopy, "Everyone please note that this INCIDENT will not AFFECT THE BOOK, IN ANY WAY! The launch remains as planned!" I think the boob stories will make or break it though, not her personal life.
@Scott in NYC, LOL! Announcements about personal lives of stars should be outlawed. Ok, not really, just divorces and custody battles, unless they involve TG.
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Bango, Anytime, have a good one. Come back if the cloud doesn't dissipate by morning, there's more in the fridge! LOL
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"We will be ok." LOL!!! Who gives a fuck?! She certainly has an inflated sense of importance. This is just one more couple creating a broken home for their children....but, because she's appparently a major superstar, she asks for privacy. No problem, asshole.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 11:06pm.
Loopy, that's exactly what it'd be like to have dinner at their house, HAHAHA Props to her though for getting her PhD in neuroscience, that's not easy! And making a go of it for 10 years. No hate but UGH, Team: no announcements are necessary and why mention the book? Was it in any danger of falling off the bestseller list as a result of the news? I'm not so sure about that. In reality, the less public this is the better for the kids, imo. ;p
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its cuz she is trying to sell us her book! in my opinionation (thanks blossom), blossom will use any opportunity to flog her book.
"oh look i have divorced, but dont hold that against my book"
"oh look i lost my finger, but dont hold that against my book, which is at your nearest book store for $29.95"
"oh look i feed my 3 year old my tittay milk, you can learn more about that in my book, available now for christmas, pre-order today, and get a free breastmilk bag for only 2 payments of $19.95"
Submitted by SoulTaker on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 8:52pm.
I bet they're both wearing hemp underwear and that she reads books on quantum physics to her kids at bedtime.
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um no..thats like soo 2 years ago, her kids have advanced beyond that now, they are now having round table discussions on the higgs boson particle.
Loopy, that's exactly what it'd be like to have dinner at their house, HAHAHA Props to her though for getting her PhD in neuroscience, that's not easy! And making a go of it for 10 years. No hate but UGH, Team: no announcements are necessary and why mention the book? Was it in any danger of falling off the bestseller list as a result of the news? I'm not so sure about that. In reality, the less public this is the better for the kids, imo. ;p
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 8:54pm.
Maybe she no longer massages his prostrate since she almost lost her finger a few months back and that was the only finger she used. That't too bad. May he find someone to massage his prostrate and may she find someone who is ok with sharing her boobs with her kids.
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you know there are mens out there who are turned on by the thought of sharing blossom's boobie baby milk.
Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 9:10pm.
i just think WHY? lol
one time i had some people over for dinner and they were like "oh we can't eat your tofu because we dont know that your tofu is not free range"
i was like WTF... its tofu, its made from beans, how can beans be free range?
"*leaves ice cream cake on the table* ;p"
Ice cream cake is exactly what this moody prick could use. Yum.
Happy Thanksgivin'!
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 8:27pm.
blossom you were on TLC's what not to wear, they taught you how to wear clothes for your own body, didn't you learn anything?
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Maybe she learned that fashion is a stupid waste of money and the only people who care about it are trying to make a profit off of shaming other people into buying shit. 'Cause you can't have a greedy, wasteful shitheap of a society without bullying the sheeple into buying a lot of shit.
Also, what TelevisedRevolution said.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
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That's sad. Stop throwing shade.
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oh my god, the hate! sheesh!
y'all act like this woman owes you money!!
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Your main concern if you are married is and should always be your spouse. If a divorce is inevitable, your main concern should still be your spouse until you are divorced. Unless there is abuse.
I respectfully disagree. My main concern will ALWAYS be my children. Besides, my soon to be ex-spouse is a fucking douchebag.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 8:33pm.
the chubby guy should go loose some weight now and come back all hunky and shit.
these two look like an exciting double dose of super intellectuals, a dinner party with them where we eat fair trade, free range, organic, chemical free, fertiliser free tofu steamed on a bed of a fair trade, free range, non slave labour, organic, chemical free, fertiliser free, animal fat free, vegetable fat free, 99% fat free, 2 calories only broccoli -- and then listen to them tell us about how they are going to do another degree! cuz like omg... i have 5 degrees already and its not like enough, cuz im sooooo smart.
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Haha! You called it. I've actually had dinner with a couple like that. I never eat fast food, but after that dinner, I went to Jack-In-the-Box.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 8:26pm.
That sucks. However, they'll probably be sane and civil.
And I bet a million bucks SHE was the one who wanted it. I guarantee she wears the pants and he does whatever. I bet if it were up to him, he'd still be married.
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I get that feeling too. It's not a coincidence that her marriage went south as her TV career picked up again.
I give them major props for not delivering the annoying as hell line of something like, "Our main concern is on the children as it has always been". Your main concern if you are married is and should always be your spouse. If a divorce is inevitable, your main concern should still be your spouse until you are divorced. Unless there is abuse.
Maybe she no longer massages his prostrate since she almost lost her finger a few months back and that was the only finger she used. That't too bad. May he find someone to massage his prostrate and may she find someone who is ok with sharing her boobs with her kids.
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I bet they're both wearing hemp underwear and that she reads books on quantum physics to her kids at bedtime.
I wish my parents had read books on quantum physics to me.
the chubby guy should go loose some weight now and come back all hunky and shit.
these two look like an exciting double dose of super intellectuals, a dinner party with them where we eat fair trade, free range, organic, chemical free, fertiliser free tofu steamed on a bed of a fair trade, free range, non slave labour, organic, chemical free, fertiliser free, animal fat free, vegetable fat free, 99% fat free, 2 calories only broccoli -- and then listen to them tell us about how they are going to do another degree! cuz like omg... i have 5 degrees already and its not like enough, cuz im sooooo smart.
BangoSkank, *points to the shitty mood corner* wha? hehe
ITA too, UGH these people! You'd think the freaking book would be the least of their worries! *smdh*
*leaves ice cream cake on the table* ;p
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