LeAnn Rimes Is Trying To Have A Band-Aid Baby
The mournful wail of a sad Falcor has been filling the valleys of Los Angeles every night, because LeAnn Rimes is crying about possibly losing the only thing that keeps her in the tabloids: her gold digging husband Eddie Cibrian. Eddie is living a life of luxury, but it's hard for him to fully enjoy caviar and champagne when it's been tainted by the insanity that LeAnn spews out every second of the day.
A source, whose name probably rhymes with Candy ManPill, tells Star Magazine (via Radar) that Eddie is regretting the day he legally became LeAnn's kept bitch. LeAnn is on the opposite side of sane and Eddie can't take it anymore. Eddie told LeAnn that he needs to spend some time away from her craziness (read: stick his head in a side piece's crotch until the ringing in his hears from listening to LeAnn's crazed screeches goes away). Meanwhile, LeAnn thinks that if she fills her womb with a squinting foal or colt, Eddie will stay. The source said this:
"It never seems to end. He can't take all of the drama anymore. He told her he needs some time alone to get his head together.
Eddie has to pay child support for [his sons with Brandi Glanville,] Mason and Jake. And let's face it, his career is at a standstill. LeAnn is the breadwinner and he's not about to destroy that gravy train. But he's checked out emotionally. Being with LeAnn is a lot of work. Eddie's staring to question whether it's even worth it.
LeAnn is trying to save her marriage by having a baby. She's taking vitamins and charting her cycle, and she's even putting on a few pounds, hoping it will help her conceive. Her goal is to be pregnant in 2013, no matter what -- even if she has to try IVF. She blames some of her emotional problems on not having a baby of her own."
Let me fix that third sentence for the source: "He told her he needs some time alone to get head from another ho." There, that's better.
Eddie Cibrian is such a sad excuse for a gold digger. That piece of trash needs to suck it up. What kind of wallet fucker stops milking his cash cow just because she's annoying? Do you think Heather Mills liked listening to Beatles songs all day? No, but she drowned those songs out with the ka-ching sound of dollar signs popping in her head. Do you think Vanessa Bryant enjoys inhaling a cloud of side skank every time Kobe Bryant comes home? No, but she's getting through it by imagining the day when the only thing she'll inhale is the sweet scent of money, honey.
Living with a wild, untamed, crazy horse isn't easy (I have seen The Horse Whisperer), but Eddie's weak ass needs to pull his eyes out of the squint position and keep both of his seeing globes on the prize. What an embarrassment that Eddie Cibrian is.
• 
He always has a smarmy grin, and she cackles like a drunk old aunt. These two remind me of creepy neighbors who would come over to drink up my parents booze at get togethers, telling stupid jokes, while you knew he was cheating and treating the wife like shit.
"I love LeAnn and her beautiful music and I seriously doubt she's the nutcase people make her out to be. "
Have you read her Tweets?
Crazy straight from the horse's mouth.
So to speak.
She looks like Mr. Grinch laughing evilly at taking away Christmas from the Whos.
I will be first in line at the ticket window to see WhamBamThankYouMa'am live in concert. :-P
Still don't get how she manages to stay in the news without singing or doing anything remotely interesting. Ugh. I'm starting to agree with other posters that BPD/NPD is a must to be "successful" in Hollywood.
The funny thing is that right after Eddie and LeAnn got married Brandi warned her that it wouldn't last and all the signs that would be right when he was about to leave, and here we are, right on script.
-----------------------
"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Luxury brands to the oneself often pride, they constantly set up personalized the standard, and create their own highest state. "Mercedes-benz" the pursuit of top quality, "rous to si" the pursuit of the made by hand, "ferrari" pursue the movement speed, and "Cadillac" the pursuit of a luxurious and comfortable.
Red Bottoms Shoes
Red Bottom Heels
Red Bottoms Heels
Red Bottom Heels 2012
Christian Louboutin Boots on sale
Christian Louboutin Pumps on sale
Christian Louboutin Sneakers on sale
http://www.red-bottomsheels.com/
Luxury brand is very professional, it can not use random expansion. The so-called brand of specificity, refers to the brand service only in a product or one kind of product. It is hard to see a luxury brand points across two industries use, but also a success. Brand business diversification itself is the big fear of brand management
Michael Kors UK
Michael Kors Watches
Michael Kors Handbags
Michael Kors Handbags UK
Michael Kors Online Store
Michael Kors Mini Crossbody
Michael Kors Kingsbury Bags
Michael Kors Wallets
Michael Kors Womens Watches
Michael Kors Mens Watches
especially when it is for a luxury brand? "Pierre cardin" (we don't think it is a real luxury brand) was extended to wine, produced a "Pierre cardin" wine, but failed. If the "Nike" dare to do so, also must have good luck is not long. "Remy Martin" if successfully launched a shampoo, "p&g" must be the foam with rage.
Michael Kors Canada
Micahel Kors Handbags
Micahel Kors Handbags Canada
Michael Kors Watches
Michael Kors Handbags Outlet
Michael Kors Outlet
Michael Kors Kingsbury Bags
Michael Kors Shoulder Bags
Great master alone their heart, GeXianJiNeng. It is for commodity individuation, just as people purchase created the reason. It is because of the individuation of luxury is not like the public product, just more shows its distinguished value.
Gucci Singapore
Gucci Bags
Gucci Bags Singapore
Gucci Bags Sale
Gucci Backpack
Gucci Mens Belt
Gucci Purse
Gucci Shoulder Bags
Gucci Womens Shoes
let a person look just feel good. Those who buy luxury goods are not in the pursuit of practical value, but in the pursuit of mankind "best" feeling. "Mercedes-benz" car so; "Chanel" fashion is also so.
this sounds fucked up enough to be true. for everyone's sake, i hope she doesn't get pregnant. find a man that loves you and then have a baby.
I love LeAnn and her beautiful music and I seriously doubt she's the nutcase people make her out to be. The woman has been the breadwinner for everyone in her life since she was about 10 years old. Living with that kind of upside-down dynamic would fuck anyone up and she has kept it together very well. Just listen to "Nothing 'bout Love" and you'll love her, too. Or you'll love me. It's a win-win! :-)
sorry le-anne, but your man accessory isnt that crash hot.
you got him after he lost his lost, 10 years ago, when he was at the prime of his days, thats when you should have bought him.
eddie cibrian 10 years ago, i would have sacrifice animals at a ritual altar to bang him.
today, i would sacrifice animals at the ritual altar to avoid banging him.
BTW whenever I hear about band-aid babies, I immediately imagine some needy shrieking Leann type yelling at a baby, "Well? WHY ARE YOU LYING THERE? FIX MY FUCKING RELATIONSHIP!" And the baby is staring at the ceiling, thinking, "I have HANDS! Cosmic!"
*********
I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 4:06pm.
--
Oh my gaw Whamo, that made me LOL! "Streak of the ditz" is what it should stand for. It's your band's initials,
_____________________________________________
Bwahhhhaaaaaaa! I'm sorry Reason, that went right over my head!!! I am a ditz! :P :D
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:23pm.
---------------
Wanted: One musician of decent ability to form chronologically middle aged but mentally adolescent boy band.
The winning candidate will take the alt name ThankYouMa'am and join fellow d members Whamo and bambam to form the boyband supergroup (in our own minds) WhamBamThankYouMa'am.
Socks used for crotch stuffing will be provided.
------------------------------------------------
LMFAO!!!! That's too funny bro!!!
She's taking a page out of the Tori Spelling How to Keep a Man book. I feel sorry for the kid already.
Is it possible to get CPS to rescue a child who hasn't even been conceived yet?
*********
I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Oh boy, what a terrible reason to have a child. Good luck getting pregnant after all the dieting/booze/drugs she's put her body through. Poor, poor baby. Run Eddie.
I thought she was in therapy? This has BAD IDEA written all over it.
Me thinks this source is Eddie's ex who he feeds all of this information to. Those two are making a fortune from Leann's emotional issues.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 4:06pm.
--
Oh my gaw Whamo, that made me LOL! "Streak of the ditz" is what it should stand for. It's your band's initials, HAHAHAHA HAHA *should I have omitted the prepositions? lmao* you know what I mean. ;p
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by Aphid on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 5:49pm.
"You'll be able to blind fold that kid with dental floss" -------------
LOLOLLLLLL say that reminds me....
"How do you drive when your eyes are tree-quartuhz uh duh way shut, HUH? You can blindfold these people with dental floss! You don't give 'em the keys to a fuckin car!!" ~ Andrew Dice Clay
---------------------------------------------
Ah, that's where I heard it, Mr. Aphid is always quoting Dice.
"Old Mother Goose... I fucked her".
°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°
That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
Eddie, Miley Cyrus is newly available. Cut your losses. Ontothenextone. Get paid, Bitch.
She is all bags of crazy.
Eddie needs to hit the meds fast if he is going to survive hurricane Leanne. Hit the prozac, paxil whatever bitch and suck it up.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:00pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 2:48pm.
@ Louise and Whamo --
let's not ignore "Candy ManPill" !!
LOL!!! It's turning into a music festival!
============================================
You just reminded me...When one of my best buddies and I were 18 or so (and high as a kite) we came up with a stupid band name. He moved away to CA in 1984 and I lost track of him for over 25 years, I ran into his sister who I too hadn't seen for near as long and she gave me his phone # I called him up and when he answered all I said was... "Whip Flash And The Smarty Tops" ..there was a 5 second pause and he yells out HOLY SHIT WHAMO!!! No kidding, we rekindled our old friendship and we still talk.
Edit....I just wanted to add he's that guy that gave me the nickname Whamo, it has stuck with me since grade 11.
------------------------------
Wanted: One musician of decent ability to form chronologically middle aged but mentally adolescent boy band.
Must be able to harmonize, relatively fit, not balding, have absolutely no clue or just don't care how stupid you look in clothes totally inappropriate for your age, able to bust a move without pulling a muscle.
Member of the D (if you have to ask, don't apply) preferred, will consider anyone who demonstrates a talent for snark, sarcasm and inappropriate name calling. An eagerness to start stupid fights a plus.
The winning candidate will take the alt name ThankYouMa'am and join fellow d members Whamo and bambam to form the boyband supergroup (in our own minds) WhamBamThankYouMa'am.
Socks used for crotch stuffing will be provided.
***************
I love Jayzus but I drink a little.
Submitted by Aphid on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 5:49pm.
"You'll be able to blind fold that kid with dental floss"
-------------
LOLOLLLLLL say that reminds me....
"How do you drive when your eyes are tree-quartuhz uh duh way shut, HUH? You can blindfold these people with dental floss! You don't give 'em the keys to a fuckin car!!" ~ Andrew Dice Clay
----------------------------------------------
"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
such a horrible idea, being a military spouse, i've seen a lot of band aid babies, most of the girls think that once they have the baby they will have something to do all day and their baby will make them happy because they'll get the love that they arnt getting from the hubby, it always ends badly when the reality of actually taking care of the baby alone hits them
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I wish I had multiple Alts, that way I won't be so lonely when I'm talking to myself
You'll be able to blind fold that kid with dental floss if they have it. Talk about squinty!
°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°
That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 5:31pm.
She knows even if he leaves her she will always have that "special bond" between them since they have a child together...
EDDIE - TAKE FUCKING NOTES, CHIEF!!!
IF YOU HAVE A CHILD WITH THIS CRAZY BITCH YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE!! I REPEAT, CRAZY BITCH WILL BE IN YOUR LIFE FORFUCKINGEVER, CHIEF!! OK, LIKE ALWAYS!!! HEED MY WARNING, CHIEF, FOREVER SUCKS IF THEY ARE A CRAZY BITCH, CHIEF!!!
----------------------------------------------
"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 5:26pm.
I don't get the thought process of someone that thinks bringing a child (a precious stress producing, ear-piercing poop factory) in to an already unstable relationship will somehow solidify the couple's bond... or bring them closer together. Kids are great and all and I wouldn't trade mine for anything (anything - aka a case of beer and a year subscription to "Juggs" Magazine) however, they can definitely put a strain on a relationship... so if the marriage is already strained, good luck. Way to put the kid first, fuckhole.
_______________________________________________
She's probably just going to use the baby as a pawn and a way of having leverage over Eddie. Sad.
_______________________________________________
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
*swipes drumstick*
----------------------------------------------
"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
I don't get the thought process of someone that thinks bringing a child (a precious stress producing, ear-piercing poop factory) in to an already unstable relationship will somehow solidify the couple's bond... or bring them closer together. Kids are great and all and I wouldn't trade mine for anything (anything - aka a case of beer and a year subscription to "Juggs" Magazine) however, they can definitely put a strain on a relationship... so if the marriage is already strained, good luck. Way to put the kid first, fuckhole.
It's not the drama he's sick of... it's her. I know the type - gets bored easily with everything in his life, especially women, and likes to change things, giving him the "new beginning" feeling... he loves it. Plus, he likes the feeling of conquering a new "quest", see how much he can get her to fall in love with him then POW... done. Hi, my name is Jack.
----------------------------------------------
"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:13pm.
i never tried to take credit from anyone. i quoted a bunch of other commenters in my post to which whamo responded and put the comments in quotes. read back
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Calm down. I was just pointing out that people had misunderstood who came up with what, as has happened to me on here in the past, not accusing anyone of taking credit for anything. Have a drumstick.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:13pm.
i never tried to take credit from anyone. i quoted a bunch of other commenters in my post to which whamo responded and put the comments in quotes. read back
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I absolutely shudder to think of the album that's going to come out of this fuckery. It's going to make Taylor Swift seem like Andrea Bocelli.
Yeah. It will be THAT bad.
_______________________________________________
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 2:47pm.
Yes, because Eddie having TWO kids with Brandi kept that relationship intact.
If she does have a baby, God help it. It will never come first or be loved in a normal way.
- --- - - -- - - - - - - - - -
AWSOME! Then we will have another Lohan to amuse us in our old age!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Ahahahaaahahahahahahahah, A Falcor post for Thanksgiving!! Thank you M.K. and the resident posters here for all the laughs. This post alone is hooves n gravy :) Happy Thanksgiving all you dlisters, don't let the turkeys get you down.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 2:00pm.
We need a cartoon bubble with HEEEEEE HAAAAAWWW coming out of LeAnn's mouth.
_______________________________________________
...awww...she would have been a natural for that show if it were still on the air...
...yeesh I sincerely hope she does not breed...ever...and God have mercy on those 2 poor kids already in the middle of this mess...
...more and more it's becoming obvious that show business predominantly attracts those with some lesser or greater form of narcissistic personality disorder and those so afflicted should generally not have children...
________________________________________________
...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...
@ Reason....WFATST's
=================================================
The who what whats?
Whamo, that sounds awesome. Hope you round up the WFATST's again someday! *robot dances* lol
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:00pm.
I heard Eddie got a secret vasectomy before the wedding to prevent LeAnne from bearing his foal.
___________________________________
Why would Eddie want to deprive the world of the squintiest bebeh ever?!
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:47pm.
Whamo, LOL that sounds like some early 80's band foolery for sure, hehehe Who'd you open for Yazoo?
==========================================
LOL, Actually we opened up for Dr Hook Twice! :P
AND Alison Moyet has an amazing voice to this day!
I am at work & too lazy to look, but what has Allison Moyet been doing for the last, say, 20 years? They used Yaz "Don't Go" for an ad I saw a couple nights ago. Did you ever hear her version of "that ole devil called love?" Gorgeous w lovely arrangement .....I still have it on vinyl.
Whamo, LOL that sounds like some early 80's band foolery for sure, hehehe Who'd you open for Yazoo? Just kidding. I am picturing you in bright uniforms though, amiright? HAHAHA ;D
*yes, anything but horsey and dimples*
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
this poor jagoff, aint no way falcor is gonna let you gnaw off your leg from the her trap.
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
sushi you would think so, but she's lost her identity and now her world revolves around him. She also knows if she leaves Eddie alone to record or tour he'll cheat.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:13pm.
It was PrettyHateMachine who came up with Unstable Mabel. Not that Foxxy isn't funny as fuck, but credit where it's due.
=============================================
Well to PHM I tip my hat I LOVE unstable Mabel
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:05pm.
Whamo, "vestigiality" should be outlawed don't you think, HAHA
==========================================
I wiki'd it and I'm like whaaaaaaatttt??
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:00pm.
"Hor-A-Palooza"!!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 3:00pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 11/21/2012 - 2:48pm.
@ Louise and Whamo --
let's not ignore "Candy ManPill" !!
LOL!!! It's turning into a music festival!
============================================
You just reminded me...When one of my best buddies and I were 18 or so (and high as a kite) we came up with a stupid band name. He moved away to CA in 1984 and I lost track of him for over 25 years, I ran into his sister who I too hadn't seen for near as long and she gave me his phone # I called him up and when he answered all I said was... "Whip Flash And The Smarty Tops" ..there was a 5 second pause and he yells out HOLY SHIT WHAMO!!! No kidding, we rekindled our old friendship and we still talk.
Edit....I just wanted to add he's that guy that gave me the nickname Whamo, it has stuck with me since grade 11.
It was PrettyHateMachine who came up with Unstable Mabel. Not that Foxxy isn't funny as fuck, but credit where it's due.
Mad Catter - if that is true - that is the wisest decision Eddie has EVER made.
You, know, I've never thought Brandi Glanville was that attractive, but compared to Leann she's the most beautiful woman on the planet.
Whamo, "vestigiality" should be outlawed don't you think, HAHA!
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░